I'm not sure if her ass is so bored out from all the man candy, or if it's so bored out cause that's where she keisters her nose candy. Six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose.
Why does anyone care about this worthless cunt? Did Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded make that big of an impact on people? Jesus. She looks like every other dumb mall chick in LA.
Her tattoo says "la bella vita", which plainly shows what a dumb whore she is. The phrase "the good life" in Italian is most famously used in the black and white film "La Dolce Vita" (literally, the sweet life) which is how an Italian would say... the good life.
Her tits might be big, but the rest of her body is gross. She has no shape whatsoever, her belly button seems like it's waaay to high up and the freckles are taking over. With the amount of time she spends in the sun, she's going to be nothing but one big freckle is a few weeks. Ginger kid - ewww.
The ocean? No, more like the amazon jungle with all the critters and creepy crawlies that must be living in there. Hark, I hear the distant "kaa kaa" of the Macaw as we speak.
TODAY'S BLIND VICE FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH, MORGAN MAYHEM = LINDSAY MORGAN BLOHAN
"We all know bod-goons are paid to protect the overly watched frames of the celebs who employ them. Most times, these bossy gorillas are très busy trying to keep pesky paps away or simply shooing starstruck autograph seekers. Occasionally, these walking barricades even help carry celebs' purses or pups. Too cute!
Not this, though: The security staff utilized by one Morgan Mayhem (a repeat offender in the naughty narrative known as the Blind Vice archive) is far more, uh, hands-on. See, Morg's men protect way more than her bitchin' bod. They also keep more than a hawklike eye on her damn drug stash.
Picture it: a swanky Hollywood hotel, known for its crazy parties and late-night flings. A very nearly has-been actor is escorting two lovely ladies to a friend's room upstairs. Said gray-haired type accidentally happens into the wrong suite at a very inopportune time. Morgan is alone in the room, 'cept for her coke stash and bodyguards.
And one particularly helpful guard is choppin' up lines for Miz M. Now, that's stellar service!
And even though M2 was gettin' blown all alone, she ain't happy about the company. Has-been actor offers a hello. "Who are they?" demands M., who's known to hate pretty gals who dare get anywhere near her sleep-deprived vicinity. "This is my room, and my coke!" bitches Morgan. "Get out."
Geez, Morg. Didn't anyone teach you to share?
And heaven knows it wouldn't hurt you (or your nose) to cut back."
She's suddenly living in bikinis, what the hell?! How many fugly bikinis does she have anyway? Like a trillion? And her ass is almost as flat as Pamela Anderson's, but at least her boobs look a little more natural albeit they're only popping out of the top...but hell, that's just for show, right?
Girl just looks jacked up. She's just totally ruined her body. She's never gonna look like she did when she was a healthy weight. Now... she just looks bloated and gross. Plus all of this prancing around in bikinis just screams of pathetic attention whore-ness.
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I'm not sure if her ass is so bored out from all the man candy, or if it's so bored out cause that's where she keisters her nose candy. Six of one, half dozen of the other I suppose.
By Will, on 10:43 AM
What's with the whistle she has on?
Does she use that in her gangbangs??
"I blew the whistle, so stop already. You had your two minutes. Who's next?"
JJ
By joejoe, on 10:46 AM
lol at will. i love the owrd "keister" as a verb.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
does her tattoo say "la lohan?" wtf.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
^ i meant "word"
damn caffiene.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
I used to love her legs, but they´re so skinny...
:(
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
i think there is a small slip in pic 1.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Is that Fez?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
i think the tattoo or writing on her back says la bella...
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Why does anyone care about this worthless cunt? Did Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded make that big of an impact on people? Jesus. She looks like every other dumb mall chick in LA.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
If you'll notice, she has some kind of padding in her top. Post-surgery padding, perhaps?
By jeditemple, on 11:29 AM
La Belle Vista is what her stupid tattoo says - The Beautiful View
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
Her tattoo says "la bella vita", which plainly shows what a dumb whore she is. The phrase "the good life" in Italian is most famously used in the black and white film "La Dolce Vita" (literally, the sweet life) which is how an Italian would say... the good life.
Whew, there.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
Her tits might be big, but the rest of her body is gross. She has no shape whatsoever, her belly button seems like it's waaay to high up and the freckles are taking over. With the amount of time she spends in the sun, she's going to be nothing but one big freckle is a few weeks. Ginger kid - ewww.
By Jess, on 11:39 AM
Her tits might be big, but the rest of her body is gross. She has no shape whatsoever
EXACTLY
nice tits, but that 10 year old boy body is not a good sight
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
she is going to have a massive yeast infection after being in a bikini for a week
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
No more Ginger Kids in bikinis, please. I'd rather look at Paris Hilton's mangled snatch.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
The ocean? No, more like the amazon jungle with all the critters and creepy crawlies that must be living in there. Hark, I hear the distant "kaa kaa" of the Macaw as we speak.
By david attenborough, on 1:18 PM
enough with this skank. if you're going to overload us with skank, give us some shots of whitney houston.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
TODAY'S BLIND VICE FROM THE AWFUL TRUTH, MORGAN MAYHEM = LINDSAY MORGAN BLOHAN
"We all know bod-goons are paid to protect the overly watched frames of the celebs who employ them. Most times, these bossy gorillas are très busy trying to keep pesky paps away or simply shooing starstruck autograph seekers. Occasionally, these walking barricades even help carry celebs' purses or pups. Too cute!
Not this, though: The security staff utilized by one Morgan Mayhem (a repeat offender in the naughty narrative known as the Blind Vice archive) is far more, uh, hands-on. See, Morg's men protect way more than her bitchin' bod. They also keep more than a hawklike eye on her damn drug stash.
Picture it: a swanky Hollywood hotel, known for its crazy parties and late-night flings. A very nearly has-been actor is escorting two lovely ladies to a friend's room upstairs. Said gray-haired type accidentally happens into the wrong suite at a very inopportune time. Morgan is alone in the room, 'cept for her coke stash and bodyguards.
And one particularly helpful guard is choppin' up lines for Miz M. Now, that's stellar service!
And even though M2 was gettin' blown all alone, she ain't happy about the company. Has-been actor offers a hello. "Who are they?" demands M., who's known to hate pretty gals who dare get anywhere near her sleep-deprived vicinity. "This is my room, and my coke!" bitches Morgan. "Get out."
Geez, Morg. Didn't anyone teach you to share?
And heaven knows it wouldn't hurt you (or your nose) to cut back."
GOOD NEWS KIDS, LOOKS LIKE SHE'S ALMOST DEAD!
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
She's suddenly living in bikinis, what the hell?! How many fugly bikinis does she have anyway? Like a trillion? And her ass is almost as flat as Pamela Anderson's, but at least her boobs look a little more natural albeit they're only popping out of the top...but hell, that's just for show, right?
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
I think she looks way out of shape and puffy. Two weeks and she's back on the coke.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
Girl just looks jacked up. She's just totally ruined her body. She's never gonna look like she did when she was a healthy weight. Now... she just looks bloated and gross.
Plus all of this prancing around in bikinis just screams of pathetic attention whore-ness.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM
I dont get why someone would want to flaunt their pale freckly nasty looking skin at the beach. Please go away that is not a pretty sight.
By Adriana, on 10:01 PM
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