Gatorade is great for treating dehydration. Dehydration is easily brought upon by vomiting. And vomiting is easily brought upon by someone thrusting their stinky firecrotch in your face.
I bet if you told her too slap her chest and try to bite her ear should would do it. That fourth one makes me giggle. It's gonna be on my desktop for a while.
Knew this guy in HS who filled in the dots on his SAT answer card so they would make a pretty pattern.
Knew this other dude who took two hits of blotter before the test and said the letters in the booklet got up and walked off the page. He took the test again another time and got double 760s or something. Was a fucking genius.
I wonder if they are really looking at the gatorade bottle or are they asking her if she's okay. Guy on the chaise lounge is sooooo into her. Cant wait to grow up and be Winsy Wohan!!!
Yeah, those aren't implants. Duh, okay!! <--- That's me hitting my hand on my chest doing my best retard impression.
you never know with lindsay. her boobs sure as hell looked fake before, and guess what? they were real, because they went away when she lost weight. now she's gained some weight, and it's possible a lot of it went straight to her boobs. also she hasn't had any other plastic surgery. i think it's more likely jessica simpson had some implants or a breast lift.
the annoyingly huge glasses fad going through hollywood was bad enough, but now they're wearing freakin blue blockers! and it's supposed to look cool???
and someone please tell her she's a pale-faced red-head. those freckles on her aren't looking too hot and the sun ain't helping... and what's up with painting your nails black when your skin is whiter than this page?
Yeah, it's mean as spit, but-- Yaaaaaaay!!! Lindsay has the same backne pattern I do!!!! And she apparently can't find a swinsuit that actually fits, nor a comb that will get all the way through her hair!!!
This comment is gonna come back and bite me in the ass, but I DON'T CARE!!! Wheeeeee! Lindsay has back zits! Lindsay has back zits!!!
Thank you, Mr. Todd-Man, for making my night... You are the Man, Mr. Paparazzo...
Those are called "vagina stretches" and are commonly used by porn stars before scenes involving multiple partners. And of course the Gatorade is for dehydration after the guys lose all their fluids. Standard porn industry stuff. I'm surprised you guys don't know this!
i happen to know for a fact at one time she had fake tits. but when she got skinny they seemed to disappear. then she gained weight but not that much not to get tits like those i don't know, but i do know when she was younger like 17 they were fake. my sister worked in a hair salon (maximus) that lindsay used to go to. her lil sister and her family still goes there. you don't have to believe me i know i am saying it on a web site. just wanted to add that little tid- bit
the tits are fake. they were fake before, but then she decided to be a waif and got them removed. she gained a little weight and got them back. she thinks we're all idiots, hence the "theyre not fake" comment the other day.
you cant gain weight in your tits alone people!!!
there are also implants that you can change the size of with a pump- look it up.
She's knowingly posing for the paps here. It's so obvious. Then at other times she talks about how much she hates them and wants her privacy blah blah blah.
What the hell?? Was she doing a strip tease for her pimp daddy to score extra points? Um, normal people do not suddenly burst into dance and fling their foot above their head in public, Lindsay. Try harder.
Maybe she was so high that she forgot where she put her coke and she was hoping some white powder would fall out of her vagina. I'm sure she's lost a lot more in that cavern.
I don't think she's dancing. She's stretching. You people are so horrible. She's a 20 year old, ridiculously good looking, a-lister.... what the fuck do you expect?!
" Those are called "vagina stretches" and are commonly used by porn stars before scenes involving multiple partners. And of course the Gatorade is for dehydration after the guys lose all their fluids. Standard porn industry stuff. I'm surprised you guys don't know this! "
Uh, she sure has a lot of freckles, holy crap! I think this would have made an excellent video, "Lindsay Tries to Be Sexy and ends up Looking Pretty Retarded"...
good for you Lindsay, get your practice...those are just a few moves your going to need when it all comes crashing down and you're dancing at some dumpy strip club back on Long Island.
We all know bod-goons are paid to protect the overly watched frames of the celebs who employ them. Most times, these bossy gorillas are très busy trying to keep pesky paps away or simply shooing starstruck autograph seekers. Occasionally, these walking barricades even help carry celebs' purses or pups. Too cute!
Not this, though: The security staff utilized by one Morgan Mayhem (a repeat offender in the naughty narrative known as the Blind Vice archive) is far more, uh, hands-on. See, Morg's men protect way more than her bitchin' bod. They also keep more than a hawklike eye on her damn drug stash.
Picture it: a swanky Hollywood hotel, known for its crazy parties and late-night flings. A very nearly has-been actor is escorting two lovely ladies to a friend's room upstairs. Said gray-haired type accidentally happens into the wrong suite at a very inopportune time. Morgan is alone in the room, 'cept for her coke stash and bodyguards.
And one particularly helpful guard is choppin' up lines for Miz M. Now, that's stellar service!
And even though M2 was gettin' blown all alone, she ain't happy about the company. Has-been actor offers a hello. "Who are they?" demands M., who's known to hate pretty gals who dare get anywhere near her sleep-deprived vicinity. "This is my room, and my coke!" bitches Morgan. "Get out."
Geez, Morg. Didn't anyone teach you to share?
And heaven knows it wouldn't hurt you (or your nose) to cut back. SHARE YOUR DRUGS LINDSAY!
69 Comments:
10 year old boys with boobs are not sexy, just my opinion
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
karate kid part III: the firecrotch saga
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Some people will do anything for another fix of coke.
By Oedipa Maas, on 2:16 PM
what is she doing?
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
I don't know what to say to those pics.
How about 'not all white people are completely lacking in rhythm'?
JJ (caucasian drummer.....;) )
By joejoe, on 2:37 PM
"Trust me dude, it's gatorade." *wink, wink*
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
I would so hit that!
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
well, at least we know how she stays limber for all of the sex that she has. what a wicked funny way to start the weekend. thanks!
and what exactly would happen to these types if they could not have their phones in their hands 24 hours a day? would they spontaneously combust?
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
What an utter and complete fucktard.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
Those pictures make me want to kick her in the balls...
By jeditemple, on 3:30 PM
What kind of dance moves are those? It looks like she's streching to get ready for a marathon.
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
leave her alone .. She looks great, well rested ;)
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
shes earning her money guys leave her alone.
damn i'm surprised her vagina isnt falling out of her bikini bottom
By prettyboy, on 3:35 PM
No, it's Gatorade.
Gatorade is great for treating dehydration.
Dehydration is easily brought upon by vomiting.
And vomiting is easily brought upon by someone thrusting their stinky firecrotch in your face.
JJ
By joejoe, on 3:36 PM
Have another line, Lindsay.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
Connect the dots. It'll take you months to connect them all.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
Yeah, those aren't implants. Duh, okay!! <--- That's me hitting my hand on my chest doing my best retard impression.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
hahah, the 'vagina falling out of her bikini bottom' comment: loooooooves it!
Kudos to her for ditching the bulimia look (somewhat atleast)
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
obviously shes a red belt
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
I bet if you told her too slap her chest and try to bite her ear should would do it. That fourth one makes me giggle. It's gonna be on my desktop for a while.
By Anonymous, on 4:30 PM
She looks cute enough, but what is with the whole leg-stretching thing? That is not a dance!
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
Knew this guy in HS who filled in the dots on his SAT answer card so they would make a pretty pattern.
Knew this other dude who took two hits of blotter before the test and said the letters in the booklet got up and walked off the page. He took the test again another time and got double 760s or something. Was a fucking genius.
Class of '83.
By vin nanfito, on 5:18 PM
her dancing reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where elaine thinks she can dance and it scares everyone! Hilarious....
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
i dont think shes dancing here..i mean, just look at the 2nd and 4th photos, no one is stupid enough to do those moves. maybe shes just streching?
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
I wonder if they are really looking at the gatorade bottle or are they asking her if she's okay. Guy on the chaise lounge is sooooo into her.
Cant wait to grow up and be Winsy Wohan!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
Yeah, those aren't implants. Duh, okay!! <--- That's me hitting my hand on my chest doing my best retard impression.
you never know with lindsay. her boobs sure as hell looked fake before, and guess what? they were real, because they went away when she lost weight. now she's gained some weight, and it's possible a lot of it went straight to her boobs. also she hasn't had any other plastic surgery. i think it's more likely jessica simpson had some implants or a breast lift.
By Anonymous, on 7:51 PM
the annoyingly huge glasses fad going through hollywood was bad enough, but now they're wearing freakin blue blockers! and it's supposed to look cool???
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
and someone please tell her she's a pale-faced red-head. those freckles on her aren't looking too hot and the sun ain't helping... and what's up with painting your nails black when your skin is whiter than this page?
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
*Supastah*
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
*Supastah*
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
who is she "dancing" for?
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
she was adjusting her 7 foot clitoris! i'm 50!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
I can't stand her. She is an unattractive bitch!
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
All I can say is:
Yeah, it's mean as spit, but-- Yaaaaaaay!!! Lindsay has the same backne pattern I do!!!! And she apparently can't find a swinsuit that actually fits, nor a comb that will get all the way through her hair!!!
This comment is gonna come back and bite me in the ass, but I DON'T CARE!!! Wheeeeee! Lindsay has back zits! Lindsay has back zits!!!
Thank you, Mr. Todd-Man, for making my night... You are the Man, Mr. Paparazzo...
By leatherargento, on 9:51 PM
Why's she winking with the Gatorade..I mean it IS Gatorade...right???
By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM
There should be a melanoma watch for this girl. Look at the freckles/sunspots/whatever covering her overbaked body! Let the countdown begin. . .
By sw-g, on 10:34 PM
does lindsay ever, i don't know, work on movies anymore?
not that i miss her work, or anything.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM
Wow, what an amazing kissed by the sun to many times freckled little wench she is. I love lindsay, she is sooo handsome :)
don
By Anonymous, on 12:47 AM
God, look at those rolls! Stop eating, fatty!
By Anonymous, on 5:45 AM
dude, shes not dancing, she is stretching.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 AM
Those are called "vagina stretches" and are commonly used by porn stars before scenes involving multiple partners. And of course the Gatorade is for dehydration after the guys lose all their fluids. Standard porn industry stuff. I'm surprised you guys don't know this!
By Long Dong Wei, on 8:10 AM
In that fifth picture, I think her vagina may actually be falling out, though.
There's nothing sexier than a saggy bikini bottom on no hips.
By CK1, on 9:28 AM
she looks so hot in that first pic
By Little Debbie, on 11:15 AM
she looks like an asshole.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
i happen to know for a fact at one time she had fake tits. but when she got skinny they seemed to disappear. then she gained weight but not that much not to get tits like those i don't know, but i do know when she was younger like 17 they were fake. my sister worked in a hair salon (maximus) that lindsay used to go to. her lil sister and her family still goes there. you don't have to believe me i know i am saying it on a web site. just wanted to add that little tid- bit
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
the tits are fake. they were fake before, but then she decided to be a waif and got them removed. she gained a little weight and got them back. she thinks we're all idiots, hence the "theyre not fake" comment the other day.
you cant gain weight in your tits alone people!!!
there are also implants that you can change the size of with a pump- look it up.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
She's knowingly posing for the paps here. It's so obvious. Then at other times she talks about how much she hates them and wants her privacy blah blah blah.
Silly twat.
By group deks, on 1:48 PM
clearly, she's high.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
What the hell?? Was she doing a strip tease for her pimp daddy to score extra points? Um, normal people do not suddenly burst into dance and fling their foot above their head in public, Lindsay. Try harder.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
Maybe she was so high that she forgot where she put her coke and she was hoping some white powder would fall out of her vagina. I'm sure she's lost a lot more in that cavern.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
If you look at the picture from the belly button down, it looks like a dude in some briefs.
D I S G U S T I N G !
By jeditemple, on 10:50 PM
great show lindsay *clapping*
By Anonymous, on 11:52 PM
great show, lindsay *clapping*
By Anonymous, on 11:53 PM
WHEN IS SOMEBODY GONNA GIVE HER A SANDWHICH & A FEW BIG MACKS
By SUMMER, on 5:30 AM
I don't think she's dancing.
She's stretching.
You people are so horrible.
She's a 20 year old, ridiculously good looking, a-lister....
what the fuck do you expect?!
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
Maybe she's doing some form of strenuous yoga???
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
fake boobs, fake personality and whatever else if fake as well... why do child stars always end up in a horrible state?
By meme, on 10:53 AM
psssshhhh you know you'd hit it
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
" Those are called "vagina stretches" and are commonly used by porn stars before scenes involving multiple partners. And of course the Gatorade is for dehydration after the guys lose all their fluids. Standard porn industry stuff. I'm surprised you guys don't know this! "
Dude, thats just weird.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
I feel badly for her. She has the body of a 10 year old boy with some tits slapped on for fun. no hips, no waist. must suck.
also, I'm not sure, but I think she kneed herself in the face in that 4th picture. that explains a lot.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
I feel badly for her. She has the body of a 10 year old boy with some tits slapped on for fun. no hips, no waist. must suck.
also, I'm not sure, but I think she kneed herself in the face in that 4th picture. that explains a lot.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
Uh, she sure has a lot of freckles, holy crap! I think this would have made an excellent video, "Lindsay Tries to Be Sexy and ends up Looking Pretty Retarded"...
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
I always knew Miss Lohan was a dog. I swear in pic 4 she is trying to lick clean her own crotch.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Diseased looking.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 AM
good for you Lindsay, get your practice...those are just a few moves your going to need when it all comes crashing down and you're dancing at some dumpy strip club back on Long Island.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
#4 is my favorite. Her head looks like a Spitfire logo superimposed on a Suzanne Somers workout video.
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
We all know bod-goons are paid to protect the overly watched frames of the celebs who employ them. Most times, these bossy gorillas are très busy trying to keep pesky paps away or simply shooing starstruck autograph seekers. Occasionally, these walking barricades even help carry celebs' purses or pups. Too cute!
Not this, though: The security staff utilized by one Morgan Mayhem (a repeat offender in the naughty narrative known as the Blind Vice archive) is far more, uh, hands-on. See, Morg's men protect way more than her bitchin' bod. They also keep more than a hawklike eye on her damn drug stash.
Picture it: a swanky Hollywood hotel, known for its crazy parties and late-night flings. A very nearly has-been actor is escorting two lovely ladies to a friend's room upstairs. Said gray-haired type accidentally happens into the wrong suite at a very inopportune time. Morgan is alone in the room, 'cept for her coke stash and bodyguards.
And one particularly helpful guard is choppin' up lines for Miz M. Now, that's stellar service!
And even though M2 was gettin' blown all alone, she ain't happy about the company. Has-been actor offers a hello. "Who are they?" demands M., who's known to hate pretty gals who dare get anywhere near her sleep-deprived vicinity. "This is my room, and my coke!" bitches Morgan. "Get out."
Geez, Morg. Didn't anyone teach you to share?
And heaven knows it wouldn't hurt you (or your nose) to cut back.
SHARE YOUR DRUGS LINDSAY!
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
Poor old firecrotch is trying to become americas sweetheart. Pathetic or whAT
By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
She is just a stupied girl!
She thinks she can run the world...but you know what...she can't! :D
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
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