I don't get something. She says she doesn't like the paparazzi taking pictures, yet she's carrying around the magazines that these photographers work for?
Proactive: The first retrospective acne clearing treatment to ever hit the market! Yes, ladies and ladies, this product so thoroughly annhilates any sign of acne from your face, it even disappears ALL ACNE THAT HAS EVER APPEARED ON YOUR FACE IN THE PAST! Just look at what it did for Lindsay Lohan! There are never signs of her ever having even had acne now! Truly a miracle in a bottle! Or three bottles. A month. For a lot of money.
yeah it helps you if you have one small occasional zit..but if you don't use proactiv every day 46496times a day, you're gonna get plagued with cystic acne. True story. And she should be advertising something that prevents or takes care of herpes outbreaks. It's more fitting for her
Didn't they show before and after pictures with the other celebs that did Proactive commercials? Yet Lohan didn't have any... Makes it that much more apparent that she never really did have acne...
i tried this kinda stuff too and i think regular over the counter benzoyl peroxide stuff works better. sure you can use proactiv every day, if you have the 4 hours to apply it.
It's a good thing that Lindsay Lohan can get $2 million for an afternoon's work.
It makes me feel better that while there are starving and talented people in the world, Linds' average looks have bought her a huge contract to sell this shit.
If I had acne, I wouldn't buy it. Now I feel like buying some competeing product just to spite them.
of course shes gonna have pimples. everytime i see this chicks face its oily and shiny as hell. it looks like she just basically dipped her face in grease before she put her make up on.
and fuck proactive she needs to doust her face and body in some freckle remover
This whole thing sucks. I have been using Proactiv for 3 years and it actually works. Yes it's a little involved but like someone said above, it takes about 5 minutes to wash your face and apply the stuff. It's way better than taking acutane and destroying your liver. If I'm going to destroy my liver its going to be the old fashioned way...through booze.
That being said, I saw Lindsays commercial on tv the other day and I couldn't believe how contrived it was. Proactiv commercials are usually contrived to a point but hers was like EXTREMELY so. Just another case of a company trying to be hip and aligning themselves with the wrong endoser.
I've never actually heard her speak before. Being male, i haven't seen any of her shit movies, so i'm actually rather surprised to find that she has such a throaty voice.
It worked on my mom, not on me... depends on your skin type... but it seems a shame that the advertisers cannot find anyone that actually had real results to use as their spokes person. Famous people aren't always the best choice for that sort of thing! (yes, the nailpolish is still gross) Manicure - 1 to 2 times a month Lindsay... if I can do it you can do it.
What's on her face aren't zits, unless you count the freckles, cause she has millions of them. I don't mind them much, what I do mind are the sores around her nose...maybe she thinks those are zits, I just think they're from doing so much blow every night, plus you get some nasty shit from club bathrooms these days, besides Hepatitis C from using each other's dollar bills (that's an old 80s drug fact actually)...
Anonymous said... They should add that "Proactiv does not protect against STD's or the AIDS virus".
HILARIOUS!
* At least Lindsay said, "everyone has acne" as in everyone ELSE. I would lie for 2 million dollars too. To millions of sufferers, yes 1 zit on your chin = a massive breakout all over your face. Now let's all go out and buy it.
Proactive is the best stuff I've ever used. I never had horrible skin but went thorough a phase where I'd get a few really deep painful ones that needed to be injected with medicine to go away.
I took the antibiotics and all the lotion crap the dermatologist gave me. Antibiotics work until you stop taking them then the pimples return. The lotions and creams the doctors gave me were too strong and burned my skin. I did SmoothBeam laser 3 sessions and it was awful and didn't work.
Now my acne is under control and I don't even use my Proactive every day a few times a week is enough for me now and my birth control pills and now pimples are a rare occurrence.
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I think I'll go buy some.
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
I don't get something. She says she doesn't like the paparazzi taking pictures, yet she's carrying around the magazines that these photographers work for?
Bizarre.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
That stuff DOES NOT WORK.
Don't waste your money.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
Honey, one zit does not an outbreak make. Nice teleprompter reading by the way... very convincing.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
Does anyone else notice the sideburns? And that her legs are three different colors? Ewww...
By Exangel, on 11:12 AM
Proactive: The first retrospective acne clearing treatment to ever hit the market! Yes, ladies and ladies, this product so thoroughly annhilates any sign of acne from your face, it even disappears ALL ACNE THAT HAS EVER APPEARED ON YOUR FACE IN THE PAST! Just look at what it did for Lindsay Lohan! There are never signs of her ever having even had acne now! Truly a miracle in a bottle! Or three bottles. A month. For a lot of money.
Try now!
By Oedipa Maas, on 11:27 AM
If a loon like Lindsay is shilling for it, I ain't buying it. I wonder how her coke habit affects her skin?
By Sweet, on 11:28 AM
Hell must have frozen over...hohan finally changed her damned nail color. Too bad salmon isn't any more attractive on her than black.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
WTF
Does Proactiv remove freckles?
By karamel, on 11:44 AM
aww, lindsay looks adorable as usual--great hair!
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
her sunglasses are so fucking gay.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Where the fuck did she get that dress? The Salvation Army? God, she always looks like shit when she's not professionally made up.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
why does she get so much credit for being a "great actress"? she cant even do this commercial
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Yeah, I love how the stupid cunt complains about these magazines, but there she is carrying one with a picture of herself in a bikini on the cover.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
I wonder how her coke habit affects her business decisions?
Never done coke, sorry, so I'm clueless as to how many day's worth she can buy with $2,000,000.
By JoeJoe, on 11:53 AM
yeah it helps you if you have one small occasional zit..but if you don't use proactiv every day 46496times a day, you're gonna get plagued with cystic acne. True story.
And she should be advertising something that prevents or takes care of herpes outbreaks. It's more fitting for her
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
They should add that "Proactiv does not protect against STD's or the AIDS virus".
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Didn't they show before and after pictures with the other celebs that did Proactive commercials? Yet Lohan didn't have any... Makes it that much more apparent that she never really did have acne...
By Laura, on 12:40 PM
I love how they highlight the one zit she seems to have ever had. Two pictures, one zit. Yeah, nice.
By Cassandra, on 12:47 PM
"it's easy to take with you and it's easy to travel with" --- ummm means the same thing
Who let her write her own lines??
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
UMMM...SHE LOOKS *HAGGARD* AND *BAGGED ON*
there's no way someone that age should need that much "help" with lighting.
By miss jindi, on 1:56 PM
umm...she's HAGGARD.
her PR should get her in REHAB - STAT.
By miss jindi, on 1:57 PM
omg... :D :D :D this is the funniest thing ever
i tried this kinda stuff too and i think regular over the counter benzoyl peroxide stuff works better. sure you can use proactiv every day, if you have the 4 hours to apply it.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
when did lohan's voice turn into Demi Moores ? Is it from all the cum gobbling ?
By strongvis, on 2:39 PM
It's a good thing that Lindsay Lohan can get $2 million for an afternoon's work.
It makes me feel better that while there are starving and talented people in the world, Linds' average looks have bought her a huge contract to sell this shit.
If I had acne, I wouldn't buy it. Now I feel like buying some competeing product just to spite them.
By CK1, on 2:47 PM
2 million for a zit commercial? I wonder what her genital warts are worth.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Is Lindsay on the cover of that mag? (Bottom right corner, in the bikini)
(A pre-emptive bitching in case that is her:) What a self-absorbed ho. You don't let them see it when you do that shit, Lind!
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
What a huge gap between how she looks in the commercial (pretty good) and those high-rez pap snaps (a bony, pale mess).
I always thought the only way to get rid of acne was with an antibiotic prescribed by a doc, like tetracycline. Anyway...
By rich mccarthy, on 3:05 PM
I currently use Proactiv and its helped my acne a lot. (btw - 2xday, and it only takes 5 min or so).
However, if this makes more Hohan-ish, I think I'mgonna have to stop using it...
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
can't you people read through the comments before you post and look like a moran [sic]?
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
That stuff DOES NOT WORK.
Don't waste your money.
July 17, 2006 10:55 AM
actually, i got the wal*mart brand called acne free and it worked pretty well. so um, yeah. :)
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Have we not had enough of her??????
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
Kinda liked how she winked while talking about it...somewhere around 0.58. Unconscious body language, perhaps?
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
of course shes gonna have pimples. everytime i see this chicks face its oily and shiny as hell. it looks like she just basically dipped her face in grease before she put her make up on.
and fuck proactive she needs to doust her face and body in some freckle remover
By prettyboy, on 4:51 PM
I never thought I'd say it, but damn, doesn't this make you miss Judith Light?
Are we goin' bass fishin' in those shades? Get yours now, folks! The only brand Jimmy Houston wears! Let's see a picture of Blohan kissing a fish.
And, cripes, girlie, cut back on the smokes! B.B. King's voice doesn't sound that rough, and he's something like 152, black, and sings the blues.
By Stephanie, on 5:18 PM
This whole thing sucks. I have been using Proactiv for 3 years and it actually works. Yes it's a little involved but like someone said above, it takes about 5 minutes to wash your face and apply the stuff. It's way better than taking acutane and destroying your liver. If I'm going to destroy my liver its going to be the old fashioned way...through booze.
That being said, I saw Lindsays commercial on tv the other day and I couldn't believe how contrived it was. Proactiv commercials are usually contrived to a point but hers was like EXTREMELY so. Just another case of a company trying to be hip and aligning themselves with the wrong endoser.
Maybe Hohan will move on to a Valtrex commercial.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
what's that he/she thing behind her in pic #4?
By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
they just show her with ONE pimple.. come on. on jessica simpson's proactiv spot, you can see she really did have acne at one time.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
I've never actually heard her speak before. Being male, i haven't seen any of her shit movies, so i'm actually rather surprised to find that she has such a throaty voice.
*scrolls down to see her giving head*
No, wait, i take that back.
By sam991, on 8:44 PM
And here I thought she was counting on semen to cure her skin condition.....
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
It worked on my mom, not on me... depends on your skin type... but it seems a shame that the advertisers cannot find anyone that actually had real results to use as their spokes person. Famous people aren't always the best choice for that sort of thing!
(yes, the nailpolish is still gross) Manicure - 1 to 2 times a month Lindsay... if I can do it you can do it.
By starboard, on 9:34 PM
duh-yam! her voice sounds like a smoker/boozer. She sounds like a 60 year old woman that has smoked for 50 years.
I can't stand the way she "flirts" with her one eye blinks with mouth partly open. She is trying to be an ANIME?
don
sarasota, florida
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
Her voice sounds really raspy 0_o
By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM
but her skin is still covered with... oh wait they're freckles
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
Those weren't zits, she just rubbed her chin raw on all that man crotch.
By mutterhals, on 7:03 AM
lara flynn boyle's little sister?
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
What's on her face aren't zits, unless you count the freckles, cause she has millions of them. I don't mind them much, what I do mind are the sores around her nose...maybe she thinks those are zits, I just think they're from doing so much blow every night, plus you get some nasty shit from club bathrooms these days, besides Hepatitis C from using each other's dollar bills (that's an old 80s drug fact actually)...
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
LOL i love how they show that little music video clip at first, as if her dancing and music is a GOOD thing :D
and she acts all nice in this commercial, yet she's in a fight with a new girl every single day over some man
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
I've used proactiv for like 3 years and it definitely works. Not for everyone, but most people.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
She sounds like a 60 year old smoker whose about ready to lose a lung
You know she probably smokes three packs a day to acheive that "sexy" voice.
She'll be hacking a lung soon enough...
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Anonymous said...
They should add that "Proactiv does not protect against STD's or the AIDS virus".
HILARIOUS!
* At least Lindsay said, "everyone has acne" as in everyone ELSE. I would lie for 2 million dollars too. To millions of sufferers, yes 1 zit on your chin = a massive breakout all over your face. Now let's all go out and buy it.
By Anonymous, on 6:07 PM
I would never in my whole live buy Proaktive. Its with salicylic acid. That's what you put on warts. WARTS! So I would never use it on my face...
By Yetused, on 6:54 AM
Proactive is the best stuff I've ever used. I never had horrible skin but went thorough a phase where I'd get a few really deep painful ones that needed to be injected with medicine to go away.
I took the antibiotics and all the lotion crap the dermatologist gave me. Antibiotics work until you stop taking them then the pimples return. The lotions and creams the doctors gave me were too strong and burned my skin. I did SmoothBeam laser 3 sessions and it was awful and didn't work.
Now my acne is under control and I don't even use my Proactive every day a few times a week is enough for me now and my birth control pills and now pimples are a rare occurrence.
By karen, on 6:28 PM
karen do you work for proactive?
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
Ughhhh... evertime I hear that girl I just want to force feed her a lozenge!
By Anonymous, on 5:46 AM
Lohan: "I actually think I keep some in my car too (giggles)."
Lohan: "I use the actual refining mask..."
What an actual retard.
Narrator: "Named best acne treatment by Allure magazine." This was true in 2003 -- can't they find a more recent editorial about this product?
By Grammar Nazi, on 12:48 AM
What's with the subliminal wink she makes at 00:55 and 00:56 seconds? "My skin (wink) thanks to Proactiv is clear-er all the time."
By Wink, on 12:56 AM
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