wow! firt time, first comment. anyway, posting a pic of a women who is near 50 just to share us how her nipple looks is something that needs to be considered carefully. BARF!
Ugh, this whore is so haggard. She is the iconic whore of our time, a whore before being a whore was cool. What an impressive resume: Dennis Rodman, Jose Canseco, among others.
I wonder how many diseases have passed through the hallowed halls of her uterus.
Seriously, I could care less what conditions need to be met for Madonna to take a shit.
"Three candles to protect her from negative vibes and mean-spiritedness"??? WTF? She is one of the nastiest bitches herself - she can shove up those candles up her arse, but I doubt it'll help
Just following in Babs' footsteps. Streisand demands fresh Gardenias (some say it's white rose petals) be floating about in the toilet no matter where she goes. Another germophobe - uses a mobile home to shuttle back and forth between appearances anywhere she is - because it has its own bathroom. Someone out there is making money floating flowers in her toilet - a LOT of money. smoking gun has other odd details if you're interested.
Ya, okay. Some filthy ass plumber with his ass crack showing to install "clean" seats. Okay, now I've heard it all. Big deal, most celebs want special treatment. I remember reading once that some actress could only eat red m&m's. You would be fired if any other color was in the bowl. Fuck me!
hey, seriously...if i had money to never use a dirty toilet seat ever again...i would. I would make insane requests just cuz i could... Even when you hover crabs can jump. Dont be jealous of her ass...just because its always on a silky smooth skid mark free surface. and about the nipples..it was sarcasm
The next fashion trend Madonna should start is turning into a man, because she very nearly has...I'm even shocked her nipples still get hard...as for the insane requests, totally expected, she's the fussiest of all celebs 'cause her money really does talk pretty loudly...these days, I wish to know and hear less and less about her insanity...
that ugly skank needs to vanish already..i'd rather sit on a pile of crap than the toilet seat she's been sitting on..this whore thinks the world has forgotten that she has a used up parisite infested cock pouch.
Her cap reads "Unstoppable" Does she mean her toilets? Stopped up maybe, but as long as the seat is new....She really didn't care would she screwed back in her day but now she's concerned about what her ass is sitting on to take a crap??
Look out for Ebay to have toilet seats for sale soon, like people would actually pay extra to sit on one she did, but the world is sick I tell ya...
They should judge Saddam Hussein innocent of all charges and issue a post-mortem pardon to his sons. If the 'power' that Madonna has accumulated in her years as an entertainer entitles her to this type of behavior, then I cannot fault Saddam.
this bitch should be BURNED ALIVE. the most spoiled, egotistical, untalented, attention-craving, annoying corny bitch on the planet. and she's fugly as all hell and always has been.
ANON AT 1;23PM, AKA FUCKING RETARD, THE PHRASE IS "I COULD'NT CARE LESS"....IF YOU INSIST ON SLAMMING SOMEONE, AT LEAST BE INTELLIGENT....OH, NEVERMIND
Every time I see this loon I wonder what the fuck is wrong with Guy Ritchie. How does he manage to tolerate her? He doesn't seem as crazy as she is but who knows. *shrug*
What they're not telling us is that her ass eats toilet seats and thats why she needs a new one every night.
Hey chuggdog- I think what you're talking about is Van Halen and the brown m&m's but they were totally justified with that. Check out the story at Snopes:
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wow! firt time, first comment. anyway, posting a pic of a women who is near 50 just to share us how her nipple looks is something that needs to be considered carefully. BARF!
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Hmmmmm... Now the question is, where would she put the Kabbalah bracelet?
By Hottie Hottie, on 1:07 PM
I've seen more than her nipples, I have seen the Sex book she made awhile back.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
I don't know anyone who HASN'T seen that Sex book or Truth or Dare.
That's the joke. Everyone's seen Madonna naked.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Madonna's body actually looked better before she got that buff. Her tits were bigger, too. Her body was much nicer when it was a little softer.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Ugh, this whore is so haggard. She is the iconic whore of our time, a whore before being a whore was cool. What an impressive resume: Dennis Rodman, Jose Canseco, among others.
I wonder how many diseases have passed through the hallowed halls of her uterus.
Seriously, I could care less what conditions need to be met for Madonna to take a shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
"Three candles to protect her from negative vibes and mean-spiritedness"??? WTF? She is one of the nastiest bitches herself - she can shove up those candles up her arse, but I doubt it'll help
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Just following in Babs' footsteps. Streisand demands fresh Gardenias (some say it's white rose petals) be floating about in the toilet no matter where she goes. Another germophobe - uses a mobile home to shuttle back and forth between appearances anywhere she is - because it has its own bathroom. Someone out there is making money floating flowers in her toilet - a LOT of money. smoking gun has other odd details if you're interested.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
worthless washed-up hag.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to carry your own toilet seat? Or better yet, seat protectors? This woman is nuts.
By No, not that one, on 1:47 PM
Yes, Madonna, because having a greasy ass crack exposed plumber handling your toilet seat everyday is sooo much more sanitary. Stupid cow.
By Jess, on 2:05 PM
Kaballah isn't a "faith", it's Jewish mysticism. And anyone can install a freaking toilet seat., I've done it.
By Rowan, on 2:45 PM
cant she find a kabbalah "holy man" to install the seat for her? doesnt she care about her ass's faith?
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Does she flush with Kabbaloney water?
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Ya, okay. Some filthy ass plumber with his ass crack showing to install "clean" seats. Okay, now I've heard it all. Big deal, most celebs want special treatment. I remember reading once that some actress could only eat red m&m's. You would be fired if any other color was in the bowl. Fuck me!
By chuggdog, on 3:05 PM
Madonna is mannish to the max.
Do you like what I did there? We Brits with our humour, fnah fnah.
But really, she is a bloke, even taking into account her pecs.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
"fnah fnah"
heheh!! I love it!
Not sure just how to borrow it yet, but I want to work it into a conversation one day. :D
By Loob, on 3:29 PM
And hey Madonna, you know what you can do? Hover! That's what I do in strange bathrooms!
My ass don't touch no random seat. ;)
They'd probably automatically accept me into the Kabbalah, if they knew of my hovering talent.
By Loob, on 3:37 PM
hey, seriously...if i had money to never use a dirty toilet seat ever again...i would. I would make insane requests just cuz i could... Even when you hover crabs can jump. Dont be jealous of her ass...just because its always on a silky smooth skid mark free surface. and about the nipples..it was sarcasm
By betsy, on 3:58 PM
Great Betsy, now I'm afraid of crabs! :D
By Loob, on 4:07 PM
The next fashion trend Madonna should start is turning into a man, because she very nearly has...I'm even shocked her nipples still get hard...as for the insane requests, totally expected, she's the fussiest of all celebs 'cause her money really does talk pretty loudly...these days, I wish to know and hear less and less about her insanity...
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
that ugly skank needs to vanish already..i'd rather sit on a pile of crap than the toilet seat she's been sitting on..this whore thinks the world has forgotten that she has a used up parisite infested cock pouch.
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
Loob,
You can catch scabies from sitting on a couch. Just some food for thought. ;)
By joejoe, on 4:30 PM
Bad vibes? She must be catching the chi stink coming off her own man body, because if she weren't megarich, everyone would rush to say they hate her.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
I'm anal around my toilet too.
Although sometimes I'm penile. It depends.
By churook, on 5:10 PM
Her cap reads "Unstoppable" Does she mean her toilets? Stopped up maybe, but as long as the seat is new....She really didn't care would she screwed back in her day but now she's concerned about what her ass is sitting on to take a crap??
Look out for Ebay to have toilet seats for sale soon, like people would actually pay extra to sit on one she did, but the world is sick I tell ya...
By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
Modonna is grossly over estimating the amount of people who want to see her nipples in a transparent t-shirt.
Fifty year old nips are only a turn on if you are a sixty year old man.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
They should judge Saddam Hussein innocent of all charges and issue a post-mortem pardon to his sons.
If the 'power' that Madonna has accumulated in her years as an entertainer entitles her to this type of behavior, then I cannot fault Saddam.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
this bitch should be BURNED ALIVE. the most spoiled, egotistical, untalented, attention-craving, annoying corny bitch on the planet. and she's fugly as all hell and always has been.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
I didn't know her front teeth were divorced? (I SO hate tooth gaps - but maybe that's just me).
And, WHY. WHY are they so YELLOW? God, no amount of exercise and botox will ever make up for nasty teeth.
Divorced yellow teeth, I never knew!
Forget those damn toilet seats Madonna, and get yourself a spinbrush!
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
ANON AT 1;23PM, AKA FUCKING RETARD,
THE PHRASE IS "I COULD'NT CARE LESS"....IF YOU INSIST ON SLAMMING SOMEONE, AT LEAST BE INTELLIGENT....OH, NEVERMIND
By Bea Gass, on 1:00 AM
"joejoe said...
Loob,
You can catch scabies from sitting on a couch. Just some food for thought. ;) "
I own a couch!! =O
By Loob, on 2:24 AM
joejoe and churook made me LOL, and I hate writing *LOL* but I feel I should admit to it. :D
By Loob, on 2:29 AM
Those nipples are not a turn on.
Those of a lady in her late 30s would be more like it.
By 60 year old man, on 4:32 AM
What? Madonna is getting yearbook photos done in her 40's now?
Maybe its just me, but that pic with the blue background just seems odd to me...
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
I like Madonna's titties. Always have. Always will.
Thanks Jenny.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Every time I see this loon I wonder what the fuck is wrong with Guy Ritchie. How does he manage to tolerate her? He doesn't seem as crazy as she is but who knows. *shrug*
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
What they're not telling us is that her ass eats toilet seats and thats why she needs a new one every night.
Hey chuggdog- I think what you're talking about is Van Halen and the brown m&m's but they were totally justified with that. Check out the story at Snopes:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/vanhalen.htm
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
who knew. madonna wears wacoal brand brasiers. (yeah... i worked in lingerie... give me a break)
By linda, on 5:28 PM
Great, who knows what religion is in her head. Madonna will be taking up pandeism next.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
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