The Closer scene would have been so much better, since she was playing a stripper. It's hard to enjoy the scene when she's getting attacked and tortured.
I saw Closer and her revealing scene was craptacular at best (plus the movie just plain sucked). She's got the body of an anemic 12 year old and can't act her way out of a paper bag soaked in water. There are better looking women out there, so I'll pass.
I feel like I should register as a sex offender just for having read about people wanting to look at Natalie Portman naked. Eww.
Is it just me or is the chick in the pink shirt getting little Nattie's evil eye in that last picture? ;)
Damn it, between Nat's nipple and Paris' nasty, I'm gonna have to wash my eyes out with bleach. At least Pam's exposures are still classified under good ol' fashioned porn.
I'm not sure how stripping a prepubescent boy naked and flogging him like the late J.C. could really classify as either entertainment or a descent into the mind of an atheist, but, whatever. As long as I don't have to see Paris' cooch, I guess I'm pretty cool with it.
Um, kitty x, I guess you haven't been keeping up with the news these past few years...What you are describing: stripping a prepubescent boy naked and flogging him like the late J.C. is just another Sunday night's festivites in the Boston Archdiocese...
I don't know who you folks think you're kidding when you say that you're gonna have a hard time watching natalie naked since the scene will be violent. Seriously, I am sure you will find a way. and I am sure you already know that. :|
whoa... and all the molestation comments just got topped.
anyways... i thought we've caught NP bitching about other celebs getting naked and how they are just the same as protitutes... or am i mixing her up with some1?
I'm not sure why it's so exciting that Natalie's appearing in a film naked, she has the body of a 11 year old girl...so I'm not sure I get the attraction unless you're a pedophile...
It always fascinates me when celebs make statements like taking your clothes off for a film makes you the same as a prostitute selling your body for money, then 'wham' she does the complete 360o and everyone is suppose to forget that comment and go "Oh, it's art because it's Natalie" -(not any of 'you' persay). She just like any other actress, the fame fades a bit, and you show them the tit.
Maybe she has made a mature decision to appear nude in this film based on the mature personal decision that watching herself in an S&M situation when it comes out on DVD appeals to her a lot more than watching herself dance around like a common stripper. Honestly, how do you expect her to get off to that sort of ordinary sexual fantasy? She likes it rough, baby. She wants to be the next Angie J. There's a Haitian adoption certificate pending.
Such a bad casting choice... Goya would have never choosed a skinny androgynous little girl as his muse. His "Maya" was waaaay more of a woman. Not sayin' Natalie isn't beautiful, just isn't the right kind of beauty to portray Goya's muse.
Well most of them whored up their way to the celebrity status anyway so it's not a problem for them to take their clothes off for millions of dollars. You guys have too much respect for these sleezy crapholes.
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YESSSSS!!!! this is the best news ever
there are pics of her topless on a beach, and i love her tits.. she's so perfect. i can't wait to see her totally nude, mmmmmmmm :)
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
I LOVE HER COSTUME
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
The Closer scene would have been so much better, since she was playing a stripper. It's hard to enjoy the scene when she's getting attacked and tortured.
By Jason Schramm, on 12:01 PM
I saw Closer and her revealing scene was craptacular at best (plus the movie just plain sucked). She's got the body of an anemic 12 year old and can't act her way out of a paper bag soaked in water. There are better looking women out there, so I'll pass.
By jeditemple, on 12:04 PM
Natalie Portman naked...ugh. -shudders-
By Samantha, on 12:08 PM
I feel like I should register as a sex offender just for having read about people wanting to look at Natalie Portman naked. Eww.
Is it just me or is the chick in the pink shirt getting little Nattie's evil eye in that last picture? ;)
Damn it, between Nat's nipple and Paris' nasty, I'm gonna have to wash my eyes out with bleach. At least Pam's exposures are still classified under good ol' fashioned porn.
By Stephanie, on 12:36 PM
I'm not sure how stripping a prepubescent boy naked and flogging him like the late J.C. could really classify as either entertainment or a descent into the mind of an atheist, but, whatever. As long as I don't have to see Paris' cooch, I guess I'm pretty cool with it.
By Kitty X, on 1:30 PM
Um, kitty x, I guess you haven't been keeping up with the news these past few years...What you are describing:
stripping a prepubescent boy naked and flogging him like the late J.C.
is just another Sunday night's festivites in the Boston Archdiocese...
By Lord Xenu, on 1:53 PM
I don't know who you folks think you're kidding when you say that you're gonna have a hard time watching natalie naked since the scene will be violent. Seriously, I am sure you will find a way. and I am sure you already know that.
:|
By the one, on 2:42 PM
THANK YOU!!!!!
I hadn't seen the nip slip pics yet. Love em!!!
She is so pretty and has a perfect body!
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
Hmmm. I dunno. Seeing her naked would make me feel like a child molester. I prefer it when women are naked. But that just might be me.
lord xenu - good one. (hey, maybe there's something to that 'religion' after all)
By 3" of thunder, on 3:10 PM
AGH her nose is so horrible it's so obvious she had plastic surgery and NO ONE NOTICES BUT ME I THINK SOMETIMES.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
She's gorgeous. Hot.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
She's over the hill. She hasn't been hot since The Professional.
My money is on D. Fanning.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
whoa... and all the molestation comments just got topped.
anyways... i thought we've caught NP bitching about other celebs getting naked and how they are just the same as protitutes... or am i mixing her up with some1?
ps, why am i complaining!?
By Matt, on 5:20 PM
I'm not sure why it's so exciting that Natalie's appearing in a film naked, she has the body of a 11 year old girl...so I'm not sure I get the attraction unless you're a pedophile...
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
I guess it's official. She's a prostitute.
and her boobs are on par with Nicole Ritchie
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
I predict wang ambivalence for paedophiles in late 2006.
I salute IDLYITW readers, i expected cheers of pleasure, i found the truth - that she looks like a 12 year old boy.
Everything is right with the world.
Thank you.
By sam991, on 6:24 PM
Her head disturbs me greatly.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
It always fascinates me when celebs make statements like taking your clothes off for a film makes you the same as a prostitute selling your body for money, then 'wham' she does the complete 360o and everyone is suppose to forget that comment and go "Oh, it's art because it's Natalie" -(not any of 'you' persay). She just like any other actress, the fame fades a bit, and you show them the tit.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
i hate it when there's celebs that haven't been seen naked... like debra messing, i think she's hot
By Anonymous, on 11:20 PM
Maybe she has made a mature decision to appear nude in this film based on the mature personal decision that watching herself in an S&M situation when it comes out on DVD appeals to her a lot more than watching herself dance around like a common stripper. Honestly, how do you expect her to get off to that sort of ordinary sexual fantasy? She likes it rough, baby. She wants to be the next Angie J. There's a Haitian adoption certificate pending.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 PM
Such a bad casting choice...
Goya would have never choosed a skinny androgynous little girl as his muse.
His "Maya" was waaaay more of a woman.
Not sayin' Natalie isn't beautiful, just isn't the right kind of beauty to portray Goya's muse.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 AM
Actually, I heard that it won't be her but a body double and in shadows.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 AM
I think Salma Hayek would have been better suited. She's so exotic and curvy
By Brandy, on 5:25 AM
NOT appealing at all. She needs a more mature figure.
ANd to whoever said they want to see Debra Messing nude....what???? YUCK! Check out the shower scene in Wedding Date...she has A- size boobies!
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
As beautiful as she is, as talented and as nice as she seems to be, I don't think her body is an issue. At all...
Where is Sofia Vergara when you need someone to be naked and shut up, geez....?
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
And to think, I was going to cast Natalie in my film version of "Put 'em on the Glass".
I'll go with Fran Drescher instead.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
Ugh, what a pompous twit.
By Voracious, on 1:24 PM
Well most of them whored up their way to the celebrity status anyway so it's not a problem for them to take their clothes off for millions of dollars. You guys have too much respect for these sleezy crapholes.
By Adriana, on 8:35 PM
I second that opinion adriana. Here, here.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
I liiiiiiiike her:)
Not blond hair +
small tits +
not 'curvy' but not skinny +
real talent
= I think I'm in love
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
Isn't she really a 14 year old hairless asian boy with a wig? NOT SEXY!
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
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