Nicky Hilton and Brandon Davis are Sweaty

51 Comments:

  • i've never seen a person over the age of 11 as fascinated by cell phones as this crowd. it's a phone. get over it.

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • Neither of them have one bit of muscle tone. Just fat and skin. They're as bad as Bosworth.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • i think she looks pretty good. she could use some treadmill time, and the bathing suit is all wrong (approaching tragically wrong), but all in all, she looks better than most people.

    By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM  

  • I wish that was Lebanon and a bomb landed right on them after these were taken.

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • She has a lot of cellulite on her torso and none on her legs. I think I'd rather have cellulite on my legs if I had the choice.

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • Skinny, yet somehow still fat.

    How about some pictures of Mo'Nique "tanning" her big fat ass poolside?

    By london marriott, on 12:06 PM  

  • cellulite on torso = liposuction.

    she was chunk like 2 months ago and now she's "lean".

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • "skinnyfat" in fitness circles...lol She's never seen the inside of a weightroom.

    I thought she was kinda cute--if only because she lacked the vapidity, stupidity, and skankidity of her sister. And if that fat, hairy, no-muscle loser Brandon can get a girl like that there's hope for me yet.

    By sean, on 12:16 PM  

  • Her torso looks about 90 years old...holy crap!!

    By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM  

  • He's got blowjob lips.

    By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

  • It just goes to show that just because you're afforded every luxury in life that one could require to be the pennacle of health, that if you want to be trashy, you can dammit.

    After a morning of nursing my hangover from the fabulous club I went to the night before, there's nothing I like better than a midafternoon sprite, cigarette and gab fest with fellow oily trustfund baby.

    By GlamourEsq, on 12:34 PM  

  • 12:03, you took the words right out of my mouth. I was going to say "Wouldn't it be nice if just for one day you could toss as many hand grenades at idiotic fuckups as you wanted?" Sigh. A girl can dream, can't she?

    By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

  • even though she's the much lesser of two hiltons, she's still a vile, repulsive beast.

    clubbed with the ugly stick.

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • I get a kick out of this, how come everyone bashes on how people look when they're tanning at the pool? Truth is, nobody looks good doing that, unless they are *there to be seen*

    By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM  

  • wasn't he photographed macking with Paris like last week? What's he doing with the sister??

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • re: "I get a kick out of this, how come everyone bashes on how people look when they're tanning at the pool?"

    new here?

    By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

  • They're both vile pigs.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • so is the tattoo there so when she is taken from behind, they'll know who she is?

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

  • maybe they will both get skin cancer and drop dead :o)

    By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM  

  • yup

    By chuggdog, on 1:28 PM  

  • She looks NOTHING like that (pic 4) in magazines. The wonders of technology!!

    By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM  

  • Arghhhhhhhh I am so sick and tired of ugly fat talentless American "celebrities".

    By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

  • I totally am at a loss. She looks super skinny, her legs are excellent. Her stomach is kind of nasty. I am no celebrity (damn genetic lottery) but my stomach is A LOT leaner and a lot more fit than hers. If she has time to tan she has time to get her ass in a gym and do some crunches or something!

    By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

  • i wonder if it pisses brandon off that's he's a billionaire with the world's slowest metabolism...

    By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM  

  • she should do more coke like her sister.

    By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

  • do you think we could convince chunk-a-lunk davis to become an organ doner right now?

    By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM  

  • Congratulations, 1:44. You're fueling the eating disorders craze. She looks fine, and is quite a few pounds lighter than Kelly Clarkson and quite a few pounds heavier than Kate Bosworth. Let the middle ground assemble or shut up about every other post about bikini pictures.

    And no, I actually hate Nicky Hilton, but seriously we need an in between.

    By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM  

  • i've never seen a person over the age of 11 as fascinated by cell phones as this crowd. it's a phone. get over it.

    lol!

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • Frankly, Nicky looked damn good in that Maxim layout. Yeah, it was airbrushed as hell ... but she looks pretty good as a brunette. In any event, I've seen her interviewed and she seems pretty down to earth. Plus she obviously has low standards in men, as she married some guy 20 years older than her for a week.

    In any event, if you're looking to dick your way into the Hilton fortune, this is definately the route to take.

    By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM  

  • both nicky and paris have always been ugly rich whores. i find nicky's stomache cellulite disgusting. that is fucking sick. i thought only fat and pregnant women get belly cellulite. i know most/all women have the shit on their legs but on the belly??? eeww.

    and brandon davis is piggish greasy fuck who needs to shower..............team fire crotch LMAO

    By prettyboy, on 2:20 PM  

  • Brandon Davis = the love child of Andrew Dice Clay and Alec Baldwin.

    By Kim Basinger, on 2:34 PM  

  • i am heartily lol'ing at 1:47.

    By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM  

  • thats a freaken UGLY bikini.

    By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM  

  • She's laughing because he just showed her a pic of his dong.

    By Brandy, on 3:22 PM  

  • skinny but needs more cardio. sick bathing suit. she's cute though

    By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

  • They are cousins, peeps!
    Niki is the niece of Kimmy Richards (disney films way back) who married Gregg Davis one of Marvin Davis' kids, had kids now probably has a nice alimony package.

    Niki and Paris' mom Kathy is Kimmy's older sister. Brandon is the grandson of Marvin Davis and his mother is Nancy Davis Rickel. So, his last name is NOT Davis.

    By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM  

  • Smoking in the pool? That's nasty. And her tummy is fucking disgusting, man.

    These people are only in their early 20s. Yeesh.

    By big time, on 4:44 PM  

  • brandon davis, what a fat greasy cunt. You could solve the world's energy shortage by scraping the grease off his fat back with a butcher's knife and put it in your petrol tank.
    Sure you'd get shitty mileage though; the fat cunt.

    By don logan, on 4:51 PM  

  • The sunglasses make me want to eat glasss. I am so tired of these STUPID diva shades-Jesus!!

    By LocaW8ta, on 7:21 PM  

  • i just gave birth to a child 4 days ago and my stomach looks better than hers. WTF?

    By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM  

  • That's possibly the least flattering bikini style on anyone. She'd look better naked. I'm not saying she'd look good, but she'd look better than this.

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM  

  • Brandon is the Greatest guy he devotes his life to charity work and helping people.
    Mischa

    By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM  

  • nicky used to look hot.. she looks like SHIT now

    By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM  

  • that is the worst bikini ever!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM  

  • I hear Brandon Davis sweats bacon grease.

    By jeditemple, on 11:43 PM  

  • I hear that on the hottest of days Brandon Davis can cook french fries in his armpits.

    Fat, greasy bastard!

    By joejoe, on 6:36 AM  

  • she looks like a baby dinosaur.

    By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM  

  • Nice hair claw. I think those cheap plastic pieces of crap went out in 1999. Seriously, how much money does this bitch have? Put something in your hair that doesn't look like it cost 99 cents at CVS.

    By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM  

  • Staring at the cell phone is simply easier than putting together sentences and having an actual conversation...that just uses way too many brain cells, and why should you do that unless you're getting paid to do it? These people are losers who have way too much money...lucky them they were born rich and have nothing to impart to society besides their vapid stares and paying for more drugs to get into this country so it can go even MORE down the tubes than it is already...and then pretend to go to rehab...whatever...grow up!

    By Anonymous, on 6:44 PM  

  • I know Brandon Davis likes it in the ass just look at him Miss Thing is a bottom

    By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM  

  • she's skinny fat - cellulite through the torso - that's just gross

    By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM  

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