God I hope some enterprising young entrepeneur has found the camera so that whatever shred of dignity she claims to be hanging on to can be completely erased.
While I'll probably be shocked to flacidity by their eerie man-peck like boobs and skeletor legs, I would still like to see her crying on Dateline.
Is this like one of those planned stunts where someone's boob "accidentally" pops out or her dress thereby causing greater publicity for a time? And how appealing could pics of NR be really? An an anatomy textook chapter on the human skeleton makes better porn.
Hmmm... Jeff Goldblum? He's the original Fly, and with those bug-eyed specs Ms. Richie's been wearing, she's the new and improved(?) Fly. Plus she thinks she's fly. Buzz Buzz Blech!
Hey, you raunchy-ass readers, have you missed our nose-candy-lovin' party-doll, Pixie Mixie?
Me, too, kittens. And, apparently, there's a little something that Pixie herself has been yearning for: Sapphic tongue-tangling.
So, she indulged recently--and how. Yay for Pixie! Yay for us!
'Twas a chillin' night at a palatial pad belonging to one of Pixie's many fake friends. Just a few chicks gathered around the glass table, snorting and gossing--alas, not playing much mah-jongg, as these babes are way too young and tirelessly cool for that.
Suddenly, assorted rail-thinistas looked across the room and saw P.M. making out, "hard-core, tongues heavy," with a gal-pal, so blurted one of the babes who hasn't eaten since Cher had her real body parts. Too hot.
Perhaps our daring dahling has grown tired of boys? Heaven knows she ain't had the greatest year in the man-love department. Or maybe there was some magical potion in the blow she was vacuuming up her delicate nose?
In any case, my dilated eyewitness has run around with Pixie and her pals for a long-ass time, and she offered her interpretation: "I don't think she was just screwing around. I think she's gay and repressing it."
Oh, Pixie-doll, haven't you seen Brokeback Mountain? Don't you know what all that pretending will do to a girl's complexion/career?
12:51- yes my ignorance shocks and embarrasses me too. But isn't that how we all learn, by asking questions?
The reason I asked is because I have been in a long-term (10 year) relationship until recently. Now I find myself in an unfamiliar dating scene only really knowing what one guy liked not what MOST guys like. I don't have any close guy friends (besides my ex's good friends) that I can ask these questions. I don't want to ask them because I don't want them running and telling him. For obvious reasons I can't ask my brother.
I was feeling a little low on the self esteem scale so I decided to make myself feel sexier by getting a brazilian bikini wax but wasn't sure if a lot of girls get them now or is it still just porn stars and strippers?
Silly me for coming on here and trying to get a wide range of male opinions while I hide under my mask of anonymity (sp?)
Nicole realized her camera was missing and demanded that the bar immediately shut down the music, turn on the lights and search everyone on the premises.
What a cunt (sorry). I'm amazed people put up with this shit. Glad I'm past the club-going age.
don't sweat the critics. welcome back to the dating pool. Not that I am Mr. Stud getting strange trim every night, but I have seen probably more than my share and I say that a brasilian/complete shave is not uncommon at all for regular people. for my money (figuratively speaking of course), I am happy with whatever the girl does, as long as it isn't all long and unkempt. I don't want to be forced to get dental floss afterward. As a warning, though, if you are gonna shave, not much worse than getting stabbed by stubble on the face/nutsack. I hate that.
Despite the fact that you all seem to want Nicole Richie's bony bod, she at least shops for food -- get this -- with Mischa Barton. Fitting eh? Whether they eat what they buy or buy anything at all (could just be trying to refind normality) remains to be seen. Reportedly Baron even pushes Richie due to hunger fatigue.
Check it out...I'm not kidding... http://freshnotes.com/StaticSite/Subjects/12371/11454/index.html Article 3
lol, it would be sweet if you were the one who found her camera. Although it sounds a little fishy to me. Like why would you want to point out ahead of time that you have nude photos on you phone, i'd just keep my fucking trap shut and hope the dumass cant figure out the sd card. This is nothing more than a pathetic publicity stunt...
Re: Waxing - Not a guy but after my long term relationship ended, I started waxing cause stubble sucks and your cooch itches when hair grows back. Very unattractive. I advise waxing and keep the hair trimmed short. Nothing's nastier than an out of control bush. Ick. Good luck with your dating.
favor a landing strip or cute little triangle myself. but watch out, razor burn and ingrown hair can look really nasty, don't want it to resemble parisite's diseased crotch... haha, i love this discussion, it's so old.
I know I get brazilian waxes and there is absolutley nothing slutty about it. In fact, it's hygiene more than anything else. Should have any shame about being clean. Clean is good.
Thank you to all the nice people who have offered up advice on the Brazilian bikini wax dilemma.
The waxing is booked, got some sexy new clothes today as well as a full body massage since I deserved it. Also adopted a kitten from the SPCA to sleep on the now empty other pillow on my bed. Feeling better today.
Jeff and Nicole's love-child will probably look like the Fly or something huh?How horrifying! The LAST thing I want to see is Nicole Richie naked, it's probably just a stick figure with small adolescent boobs on it. Who's she kidding?!
From the pictures you are showing, it looks like she is holding a Blackberry 8700. Which we all know has no friggin camera. Perhaps this chick is that dense and doesn't realize that her berry won't pop her cherry and take a picture ??
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HAHAHA!!! She dating Jeff Goldblum? When they break-up, I wonder if he'll pull out an old line from his career starting first movie, Death Wish.
God Damn Rich Cunt!
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
i love criss angel.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Wait - the underwear microphone photo...where's THAT from?
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
I love seeing these hookers naked.
God I hope some enterprising young entrepeneur has found the camera so that whatever shred of dignity she claims to be hanging on to can be completely erased.
While I'll probably be shocked to flacidity by their eerie man-peck like boobs and skeletor legs, I would still like to see her crying on Dateline.
By CK1, on 11:47 AM
Is this like one of those planned stunts where someone's boob "accidentally" pops out or her dress thereby causing greater publicity for a time? And how appealing could pics of NR be really? An an anatomy textook chapter on the human skeleton makes better porn.
By Aimee, on 11:51 AM
Hmmm... Jeff Goldblum? He's the original Fly, and with those bug-eyed specs Ms. Richie's been wearing, she's the new and improved(?) Fly. Plus she thinks she's fly. Buzz Buzz Blech!
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
Nude photos? Why would anyone bother? They could just go to the nearest science lab and look at the fake skeletons.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
If you have the nude pics, be careful. Feds might just mistake it as pedophilia photos, since she has the body of an 8 year old.
Eight-year-olds, Dude.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
and friends...
Lindsay Lohan?
MK Olsen?
Dirty old men, everywhere, rejoice. Finally some legal child porn.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
.....if she put on like 10lbs and grew some breast tissue back then the photos might be like semi hot.....but now...eewwww (no homo)
By prettyboy, on 12:26 PM
Question time.
Brazilian bikini waxes. Slutty or sexy?
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
"Brazilian bikini waxes. Slutty or sexy?"
fyi - slutty and sexy are definitely NOT mutually exclusive in this instance. your ignorance on this topic is somewhat shocking. that is all.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
THOSE PHOTOS MUST EXPOSE THE SECRET SHE'S BEING TRYING TO KEEP - AT THE VERY LEAST SHE'S BI, MOST OF HER FRIENDS THINK SHE'S GAY AND REPRESSING IT.
By miss jindi, on 1:13 PM
miss jindi's an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
then so is Ted Casablanca
Hey, you raunchy-ass readers, have you missed our nose-candy-lovin' party-doll, Pixie Mixie?
Me, too, kittens. And, apparently, there's a little something that Pixie herself has been yearning for: Sapphic tongue-tangling.
So, she indulged recently--and how. Yay for Pixie! Yay for us!
'Twas a chillin' night at a palatial pad belonging to one of Pixie's many fake friends. Just a few chicks gathered around the glass table, snorting and gossing--alas, not playing much mah-jongg, as these babes are way too young and tirelessly cool for that.
Suddenly, assorted rail-thinistas looked across the room and saw P.M. making out, "hard-core, tongues heavy," with a gal-pal, so blurted one of the babes who hasn't eaten since Cher had her real body parts. Too hot.
Perhaps our daring dahling has grown tired of boys? Heaven knows she ain't had the greatest year in the man-love department. Or maybe there was some magical potion in the blow she was vacuuming up her delicate nose?
In any case, my dilated eyewitness has run around with Pixie and her pals for a long-ass time, and she offered her interpretation: "I don't think she was just screwing around. I think she's gay and repressing it."
Oh, Pixie-doll, haven't you seen Brokeback Mountain? Don't you know what all that pretending will do to a girl's complexion/career?
YOU EFFING TWINKIE.
By miss jindi, on 1:53 PM
^^^ please see July 31, 2006 1:38 PM
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
i can't
i can't
i can't look at those pics, or i will take a lighter and burn my own eyes out. she is beyond fugly.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
12:51- yes my ignorance shocks and embarrasses me too. But isn't that how we all learn, by asking questions?
The reason I asked is because I have been in a long-term (10 year) relationship until recently. Now I find myself in an unfamiliar dating scene only really knowing what one guy liked not what MOST guys like. I don't have any close guy friends (besides my ex's good friends) that I can ask these questions. I don't want to ask them because I don't want them running and telling him. For obvious reasons I can't ask my brother.
I was feeling a little low on the self esteem scale so I decided to make myself feel sexier by getting a brazilian bikini wax but wasn't sure if a lot of girls get them now or is it still just porn stars and strippers?
Silly me for coming on here and trying to get a wide range of male opinions while I hide under my mask of anonymity (sp?)
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
nice legs in pic 1 tho...
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
umm... more girls are shaved now than ever. so there's nothing that unusual or slutty about it.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
I sure don't want to see those pictures. If I wanted to see a naked stick I'd go pull one off of the tree outside. Thanks.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
Nicole realized her camera was missing and demanded that the bar immediately shut down the music, turn on the lights and search everyone on the premises.
What a cunt (sorry). I'm amazed people put up with this shit. Glad I'm past the club-going age.
By changiz, on 3:15 PM
Well it said her and her friends...wondering who her friends are.
By FANIQ.com, on 3:20 PM
Dear 2:42,
don't sweat the critics. welcome back to the dating pool. Not that I am Mr. Stud getting strange trim every night, but I have seen probably more than my share and I say that a brasilian/complete shave is not uncommon at all for regular people. for my money (figuratively speaking of course), I am happy with whatever the girl does, as long as it isn't all long and unkempt. I don't want to be forced to get dental floss afterward. As a warning, though, if you are gonna shave, not much worse than getting stabbed by stubble on the face/nutsack. I hate that.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
Despite the fact that you all seem to want Nicole Richie's bony bod, she at least shops for food -- get this -- with Mischa Barton. Fitting eh? Whether they eat what they buy or buy anything at all (could just be trying to refind normality) remains to be seen. Reportedly Baron even pushes Richie due to hunger fatigue.
Check it out...I'm not kidding...
http://freshnotes.com/StaticSite/Subjects/12371/11454/index.html
Article 3
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
lol, it would be sweet if you were the one who found her camera. Although it sounds a little fishy to me. Like why would you want to point out ahead of time that you have nude photos on you phone, i'd just keep my fucking trap shut and hope the dumass cant figure out the sd card. This is nothing more than a pathetic publicity stunt...
By Matt, on 3:55 PM
anon: shaving is so 2004. It's all about a nicely trimmed landing strip!
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
EW, look at her HUGE feet.that shit is wrong.
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
Re: Waxing - Not a guy but after my long term relationship ended, I started waxing cause stubble sucks and your cooch itches when hair grows back. Very unattractive. I advise waxing and keep the hair trimmed short. Nothing's nastier than an out of control bush. Ick. Good luck with your dating.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
favor a landing strip or cute little triangle myself. but watch out, razor burn and ingrown hair can look really nasty, don't want it to resemble parisite's diseased crotch...
haha, i love this discussion, it's so old.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
I know I get brazilian waxes and there is absolutley nothing slutty about it. In fact, it's hygiene more than anything else. Should have any shame about being clean. Clean is good.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
Thank you to all the nice people who have offered up advice on the Brazilian bikini wax dilemma.
The waxing is booked, got some sexy new clothes today as well as a full body massage since I deserved it. Also adopted a kitten from the SPCA to sleep on the now empty other pillow on my bed. Feeling better today.
Break-ups suck.
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
Jeff and Nicole's love-child will probably look like the Fly or something huh?How horrifying! The LAST thing I want to see is Nicole Richie naked, it's probably just a stick figure with small adolescent boobs on it. Who's she kidding?!
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Um, isn't Jeff Goldblum, like, 50 yrs old?
By humbert humbert, on 6:16 PM
Guys, I found a picture!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/tiger_bell/richielove.jpg
By Anonymous, on 6:25 PM
^ tee hee. that was funny!
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?
. . . . . . . . .
You just pick it out of your teeth and keep eating.
Ba-dump-dump-chinnnnnng!
By joejoe, on 11:19 PM
This sort of shit really fucking pisses me off. Don't want naked pics getting out in the public domain? DON'T TAKE THEM!
My kingdom for an intelligent celebrity.
By sam991, on 5:35 AM
From the pictures you are showing, it looks like she is holding a Blackberry 8700. Which we all know has no friggin camera. Perhaps this chick is that dense and doesn't realize that her berry won't pop her cherry and take a picture ??
By Spanky, on 6:31 AM
6:25 YES exactly!
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
Nicole looks retarded in that kareoke picture. hahaha
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
It's just a ploy to have her phone found without having to offer a reward.
By meice, on 8:25 PM
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