You are all killing me with the comments. The whole entry was funny=" because they are too tired from spending all day in makeup and playing pretend"-hilarious!
"If KB's vag was flowing with milk and honey you'd think she (or Orlando for that matter) might be able to break the 100lb. mark... "
That's only if he ate it dahling. Just look at that mouth. He doesn't EXACTLY look like the Cunni King does he. And looking at Kate you just KNOW she doesn't swallow.
first off, kate bosworth is not that attractive and she has thin legs. She is , for a lack of a better word boring. But i would prefer her than cheap skanks like lindsay lowhan.
Yeah it never is the high school heroes who make it big in life. Those guys end up hanging around their high schools well into their 20s trying to recapture the days of their bygone glory. Sad.
since kate's on such a mission to not have even one fat cell on her body, maybe she can have the remaining cells sucked out and implanted into orlando's lips. i've never seen such a lipless guy, poor chap.
If I were Kate I'd make him dress as Legolas all the time. "Go get the bow and arrow huney. I'll wait." But then again, Kate ain't exactly the blue ribbon pig at the fair either...
What is wrong with these guys? IF he isn't screwing everything hot that comes his way, he is a total idiot (or gay). He would never have this chance if he weren't famous; come on, he looks like a rodent relative. I'm a girl and I'd take every hot guy home with me if I were in his shoes.
I met orlando a few years ago, he lives near me and comes into the cinema I work in. LOTR had just come out, and there was actually a cardboard cut out of him by the bar, but because I hadn't seen the film I didn't recognise him. But I thought he was gay from the first moment I saw him, and not because he was wearing some luminous skin make up, or because he was with a very camp, strapping male "friend". I just got that "vibe".... And judging by how skinny Kate Bosworth is at the moment, you'd have to be into boys to shag her!
Hugging him is probably like hugging a fish, actually hugging Kate Bosworth is like hugging a really bony fish...did you see her dress for the Superman premiere, her ass completely disappeared from her body? Which makes me think this must be the most boring couple in the history of Hollywood for sure...
Most of them didn't pack their bags and move to Hollywood after throwing the game winning touchdown in the high school state championship game. More than likely, they split their time between rehearsing lines for "Oklahoma!" and chorus recitals.
What an incredibly sexist comment. So all males who go into acting are automatically gay? And I take it that you think that all females who are in sports are butch lesbians then?
I think it's very rare to find an actor willing to stay faithful - it makes him that much more attractive in my opinion. Perhaps it could also be that he knows the idea of a faithful man makes women even more drawn to him so he gets even more "room service". I know I would be banging down his door if I could. lol
"What an incredibly sexist comment. So all males who go into acting are automatically gay? And I take it that you think that all females who are in sports are butch lesbians then?"
what the hell is wrong with his shoes? seriously, I don't get it, I'm looking for something horrible but they just look like black shoes to me. guess you shoe critics must be a bunch of queers and overweight women eh? god bless IDLYITW.
There was a recent blind item about a Hollywood couple, while at Cannes, practically begging everybody they saw for coke. It is widely rumored to be our two little lovebirds here.
What is wrong with these guys? IF he isn't screwing everything hot that comes his way, he is a total idiot (or gay). He would never have this chance if he weren't famous; come on, he looks like a rodent relative. I'm a girl and I'd take every hot guy home with me if I were in his shoes.
Insane.
i'm not saying he should be a manwhore.. i'm just saying his comment is so unbelievable that it almost has to be a lie. think about it, how many guys do you know that are too tired to fuck hot girls?!?! "yeah i would fuck all these hot chicks, but i'm kinda tired." it's ridiculous. maybe he's just straight and faithful, but he sure picked a dumb way to say it.
Maybe he's trying to reassure Kate that he's not cheating on her, even though she IS shaped like a two-by-four, and would probably break in half if he hugged her without restraint.
Oh, and the bad shoes thing isn't the only one. Around the time LOTR came out, he was wearing really bad outfits. No, not campy bad, just striped shirts and ratty jeans, casual bad. He looked like he'd just come from a lakeside picnic and hadn't had time to change.
What an incredibly sexist comment. So all males who go into acting are automatically gay? And I take it that you think that all females who are in sports are butch lesbians then?
are you suggesting that they aren't all butch lesbians?? Because that's just crazy talk
If they are both coked out most of the time, they don't need sex anymore. Kate certainly looks like she has forsaken ANYTHING that remotely involves doing anything of a physical nature, she is just skin and bones.
Orlando may not be into sex that much. I remember hearing him on an interview back when he filmed "Black Hawk Down", and he was single but was still saying the exact same thing, "Too tired, I don't have the time..." I remember the Brit talk show host not buying it either. That or he might be gay and Kate is his beard...it wouldn't surprise most people- think John Travolta.
I think that he is a respectable guy. I mean most hollywood stars go aorund cheating on there girlfriends and stuff but Orlando is honest and is going to stick with Kate and not cheat on her
It wouldn't surprise me if they were on coke. I mean not to make fun because this is very serious but he is either a. high all the time or b. blind. She's like really skinny, her chest is caved in for christ sakes. She needs to go get a tube down her throat and stat!
THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD IS ORLANDITO BLOOM, AND OF COURSE HE IS NOT GUY. I AM A MEXICAN GIRL AN IM IN LOVE WITH HIM. PLEASE NEVER SAY HE IS GUY
Perhaps he is gay - k.b has the body of a 9 year old boy. kate bosworth is disgusting! Of course he is at it with other girls. She is an anorexic, smoking (but promotes health), hypocrite.I read an interview with her years ago and she said that the thing she was most afraid of was lowering her standards - and then she litters!!!!! Totally gross
HE IS NOT GAY!!!! I BET YOU 100 BUCKS THAT WHORE KATE BOSWORTH SAID THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS A MAN BEFROE HER SURGERY AND SHE JUST DIDNT TELL HIM THAT FUGLY LITTLE TRAMP!!! SHE IS JUST TRING TO RUIN ORLANDOS REP. BECAUSE HER CAREER IS GOING DOWN THE SHITTER. SHE NEEDS TO FIND ANOTHER GIRL TO F**** AND GET HER GOLD DIGGING HAND OUT OF HIS POCKET. HER AND ROSIE O DONALD WOULD MAKE A GREAT COUPLE THOSE LESBOS! ITS NOT ORLANDOS FAULT HES HAS GOOD FASHION SENSE. WHATS UP WITH THAT WHORE KIRSTEN DOUSCHE BAG SHES A GOLD DIGGIN WHORE WORKIN THAT STRIPPER POLE AND THE CORNER SHES A HORRIBLE ACTRESS TO THE ONLY THING SHES GOOD AT IS BEING DITSY CHEERLEADER!!!!!! GO HUMP A POLE SHES SOO UGLY TO I HATE ALL OF YOU THAT SAYS HES GAY YOUR JUST SAYING HE IS TO COVER UP THAT YOUR GAY!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ORLANDO
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! how can you say keira and him make a better couple than him and kate!!!! they are both disgusting skin and bone skanks!!!!! o and they both need to get help on their acting skills!!!!! so F*** it and just let orlando be now that they split!!!!!!! finally!!!!! and he's f***ing not gay...just because he knows how to clean up and actually look like a gentlemen doesnt make him gay!! i mean i dont go looking for a smelly fat man who doesnt know how to even dress himself!!!!!!!! so just let him be hot and like his life!!!! JC!!!!!
67 Comments:
I would say he's gay...but look at his shoes.
By GlamourEsq, on 11:29 AM
Gay.
By Vigilante, on 11:33 AM
Damn you beat me to the shoe comment. They're a mess!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
those shoes are really ugly! but he´s cute... and I´d love to have him as my bf... hehehehe All that we want is a handsome and loyal man...
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
It's apparently "Orlando is monogamous" week at his press agents.
There's a People Insider story that is almost too good to be true, that serves as an episode to demonstrate is unfailing one-woman-isity.
By CK1, on 11:50 AM
If KB's vag was flowing with milk and honey you'd think she (or Orlando for that matter) might be able to break the 100lb. mark...
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Whatever. He's not gay but he IS acting - of COURSE he's cheating on Kate! Have you seen her lately?!?!?!?!!!! He'd have a better time f'ing a broom.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Kelly Clarkson is a blob.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
You are all killing me with the comments. The whole entry was funny=" because they are too tired from spending all day in makeup and playing pretend"-hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
I think this just makes him a good guy. But whatever.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
word
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
oh snap!
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
"Playing pretend"
Oh, God, that cracked me the eff up!
By Blonde Vigilante, on 12:46 PM
I think this just makes him a good guy. But whatever.
yeah, such a good guy.. "i'd cheat, but i'm too tired." either he's gay or banging every groupie he sees. either way he's an ugly annoying liar.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
he's got a few too many female hormones to be straight.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
CHRIST! Look at those shoes. What is he, a missing brother from Angela's Ashes?!
By Hottie Hottie, on 2:46 PM
"If KB's vag was flowing with milk and honey you'd think she (or Orlando for that matter) might be able to break the 100lb. mark... "
That's only if he ate it dahling. Just look at that mouth. He doesn't EXACTLY look like the Cunni King does he. And looking at Kate you just KNOW she doesn't swallow.
By Hottie Hottie, on 2:46 PM
Well thank God there are decent guys in this world! (the few and far between)
But he's probably lying anyways.
By Kim, on 2:55 PM
first off, kate bosworth is not that attractive and she has thin legs. She is , for a lack of a better word boring. But i would prefer her than cheap skanks like lindsay lowhan.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Poor lad *rolls eyes*
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Yeah it never is the high school heroes who make it big in life. Those guys end up hanging around their high schools well into their 20s trying to recapture the days of their bygone glory. Sad.
Remember 'Wooderson'?
By damone, on 3:10 PM
since kate's on such a mission to not have even one fat cell on her body, maybe she can have the remaining cells sucked out and implanted into orlando's lips. i've never seen such a lipless guy, poor chap.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
If I were Kate I'd make him dress as Legolas all the time. "Go get the bow and arrow huney. I'll wait." But then again, Kate ain't exactly the blue ribbon pig at the fair either...
By Hottie Hottie, on 3:14 PM
Best description of "actors" ever!!!
By sttex, on 3:30 PM
What is wrong with these guys? IF he isn't screwing everything hot that comes his way, he is a total idiot (or gay). He would never have this chance if he weren't famous; come on, he looks like a rodent relative. I'm a girl and I'd take every hot guy home with me if I were in his shoes.
Insane.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
I met orlando a few years ago, he lives near me and comes into the cinema I work in. LOTR had just come out, and there was actually a cardboard cut out of him by the bar, but because I hadn't seen the film I didn't recognise him. But I thought he was gay from the first moment I saw him, and not because he was wearing some luminous skin make up, or because he was with a very camp, strapping male "friend". I just got that "vibe".... And judging by how skinny Kate Bosworth is at the moment, you'd have to be into boys to shag her!
By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM
"Too tired for sex"??
Never!
"Too tired for the obligatory cuddling afterward"??
Always!!
By Zen Wizard, on 4:23 PM
Hugging him is probably like hugging a fish, actually hugging Kate Bosworth is like hugging a really bony fish...did you see her dress for the Superman premiere, her ass completely disappeared from her body? Which makes me think this must be the most boring couple in the history of Hollywood for sure...
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
I'm tired...
tired of being admired.
By orlando von stupp, on 5:09 PM
Most of them didn't pack their bags and move to Hollywood after throwing the game winning touchdown in the high school state championship game. More than likely, they split their time between rehearsing lines for "Oklahoma!" and chorus recitals.
What an incredibly sexist comment. So all males who go into acting are automatically gay? And I take it that you think that all females who are in sports are butch lesbians then?
By Toni, on 5:16 PM
I think it's very rare to find an actor willing to stay faithful - it makes him that much more attractive in my opinion. Perhaps it could also be that he knows the idea of a faithful man makes women even more drawn to him so he gets even more "room service". I know I would be banging down his door if I could. lol
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
Who the fuck cares what his sexual preference is...he's cute and we like his movies. That's more than can be said for most.
By GlamourEsq, on 6:20 PM
"What an incredibly sexist comment. So all males who go into acting are automatically gay? And I take it that you think that all females who are in sports are butch lesbians then?"
LOL. first time at this site? retard.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
heheh oklahoma... brilliant analogy, you're a genius!
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
GlamourEsq said...
I would say he's gay...but look at his shoes.
Darling, bad shoes don't make you straight.
...Ok, and we're done with that innuendo.
By sam991, on 8:31 PM
what the hell is wrong with his shoes? seriously, I don't get it, I'm looking for something horrible but they just look like black shoes to me. guess you shoe critics must be a bunch of queers and overweight women eh? god bless IDLYITW.
By jake, on 8:35 PM
"Flowing with milk and honey"
What does that suposed to mean? Is that a good thing?
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
There was a recent blind item about a Hollywood couple, while at Cannes, practically begging everybody they saw for coke. It is widely rumored to be our two little lovebirds here.
By Todd, on 8:57 PM
"yeah, such a good guy.. "i'd cheat, but i'm too tired." either he's gay or banging every groupie he sees. either way he's an ugly annoying liar. "
he never said he'd cheat, dumb ass. read his quote again.
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
What is wrong with these guys? IF he isn't screwing everything hot that comes his way, he is a total idiot (or gay). He would never have this chance if he weren't famous; come on, he looks like a rodent relative. I'm a girl and I'd take every hot guy home with me if I were in his shoes.
Insane.
i'm not saying he should be a manwhore.. i'm just saying his comment is so unbelievable that it almost has to be a lie. think about it, how many guys do you know that are too tired to fuck hot girls?!?! "yeah i would fuck all these hot chicks, but i'm kinda tired." it's ridiculous. maybe he's just straight and faithful, but he sure picked a dumb way to say it.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
Maybe he's trying to reassure Kate that he's not cheating on her, even though she IS shaped like a two-by-four, and would probably break in half if he hugged her without restraint.
Oh, and the bad shoes thing isn't the only one. Around the time LOTR came out, he was wearing really bad outfits. No, not campy bad, just striped shirts and ratty jeans, casual bad. He looked like he'd just come from a lakeside picnic and hadn't had time to change.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 PM
Whatever. He's not gay but he IS acting - of COURSE he's cheating on Kate! Have you seen her lately?!?!?!?!!!! He'd have a better time f'ing a broom.
July 24, 2006 11:58 AM
Chances are he's already fucking the broom. It's hard to tell the difference between Kate and the swiffer wet jet.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
What an incredibly sexist comment. So all males who go into acting are automatically gay? And I take it that you think that all females who are in sports are butch lesbians then?
are you suggesting that they aren't all butch lesbians?? Because that's just crazy talk
By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
this post was absolutely hilarious!
By Anonymous, on 10:48 PM
"..or because he was with a very camp, strapping male "friend"...
July 24, 2006 3:57 PM "
heehee You can be camp AND strapping?
Now I can only visualise Tom and Keanu helping eachother put on grid iron uniforms!
By Loob, on 12:44 AM
Bad shoes may not make the man straight...
I'm just sayin'...you wouldn't see Rupert Everett steppin out that way.
By GlamourEsq, on 8:33 AM
Orlando von Stupp ... great post!! Made my day!
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
kate bosworth on coke would explain alot....
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
He didn't say he'd never cheat on her... he said he'd never cheat on her with a groupie. Which doesn't rule out non-groupies, does it?
Who knows who he's screwing, because if he touched her she'd snap in two.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
orlando von stupp said...
I'm tired...
tired of being admired.
July 24, 2006 5:09 PM
ROTFL! God I miss Madaline Khan!
"There all coming and going and coming and going... all...too....soon!"
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
If they are both coked out most of the time, they don't need sex anymore. Kate certainly looks like she has forsaken ANYTHING that remotely involves doing anything of a physical nature, she is just skin and bones.
Orlando may not be into sex that much. I remember hearing him on an interview back when he filmed "Black Hawk Down", and he was single but was still saying the exact same thing, "Too tired, I don't have the time..." I remember the Brit talk show host not buying it either. That or he might be gay and Kate is his beard...it wouldn't surprise most people- think John Travolta.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
I think that he is a respectable guy. I mean most hollywood stars go aorund cheating on there girlfriends and stuff but Orlando is honest and is going to stick with Kate and not cheat on her
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
i won't be that much suprise if one day he brings a guy for a "partner" in the awards...seriously
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
i'd be gay 2 after spending almost 6 years with johnny depp.....
making a movie, where he is extremely hot, all the time...
(shuddering)
By captain, on 6:43 AM
I loVEEEEEE Orlando and Kate is like a bone with skin.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
i loVVVVVVVVEEEE orlando! kate is a bone and skin! ORALDO is NOT gay!!
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
I hate Kate Bosworth and I bet he's cheating on her with Keira Knightley they make a bettter couple!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
It wouldn't surprise me if they were on coke. I mean not to make fun because this is very serious but he is either a. high all the time or b. blind. She's like really skinny, her chest is caved in for christ sakes. She needs to go get a tube down her throat and stat!
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD IS ORLANDITO BLOOM, AND OF COURSE HE IS NOT GUY. I AM A MEXICAN GIRL AN IM IN LOVE WITH HIM. PLEASE NEVER SAY HE IS GUY
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
ORLANDO BLOOM IS NOT GUY HE IS THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD. YOU ARE CRAZY AND YOU'RE SO HAVE A LOT OF ENVY BECAUSE HE IS SO CUTE
By Anonymous, on 8:21 PM
Perhaps he is gay - k.b has the body of a 9 year old boy.
kate bosworth is disgusting! Of course he is at it with other girls. She is an anorexic, smoking (but promotes health), hypocrite.I read an interview with her years ago and she said that the thing she was most afraid of was lowering her standards - and then she litters!!!!!
Totally gross
By Anonymous, on 2:44 AM
everyone says he's gay i think they are jealous because he's cuter than him
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
HE'S NOT GAY YOUR JUST JEALOUS
By Anonymous, on 7:50 PM
HE IS NOT GAY!!!! I BET YOU 100 BUCKS THAT WHORE KATE BOSWORTH SAID THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS A MAN BEFROE HER SURGERY AND SHE JUST DIDNT TELL HIM THAT FUGLY LITTLE TRAMP!!! SHE IS JUST TRING TO RUIN ORLANDOS REP. BECAUSE HER CAREER IS GOING DOWN THE SHITTER. SHE NEEDS TO FIND ANOTHER GIRL TO F**** AND GET HER GOLD DIGGING HAND OUT OF HIS POCKET. HER AND ROSIE O DONALD WOULD MAKE A GREAT COUPLE THOSE LESBOS! ITS NOT ORLANDOS FAULT HES HAS GOOD FASHION SENSE. WHATS UP WITH THAT WHORE KIRSTEN DOUSCHE BAG SHES A GOLD DIGGIN WHORE WORKIN THAT STRIPPER POLE AND THE CORNER SHES A HORRIBLE ACTRESS TO THE ONLY THING SHES GOOD AT IS BEING DITSY CHEERLEADER!!!!!! GO HUMP A POLE SHES SOO UGLY TO I HATE ALL OF YOU THAT SAYS HES GAY YOUR JUST SAYING HE IS TO COVER UP THAT YOUR GAY!!!!!! I LOVE YOU ORLANDO
By KYRSTIN, on 2:05 AM
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!! how can you say keira and him make a better couple than him and kate!!!! they are both disgusting skin and bone skanks!!!!! o and they both need to get help on their acting skills!!!!! so F*** it and just let orlando be now that they split!!!!!!! finally!!!!! and he's f***ing not gay...just because he knows how to clean up and actually look like a gentlemen doesnt make him gay!! i mean i dont go looking for a smelly fat man who doesnt know how to even dress himself!!!!!!!! so just let him be hot and like his life!!!! JC!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
i f***ing love him so f*** off!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
I just want to say that i love Orlando and he cant be gay cause i would be heartbroken and forced to turn him straight! :) x
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
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