Somebody needs to alert animal control in the city of Los Angeles! Ferrets are TOTALLY FUCKING ILLEGAL in the state of California, and those trash cans indicate that these pictures were taken in Los Angeles.
To the best of my knowledge, which is admittedly little, it's her pet. Apparently the rat-dog ran away so she just stuck with something even more ratlike.
Uh, ferrets aren't rodents. They're mustelids, as in related to weasels, mink, and skunks? So no, she isn't kissing "vermin".
And ferrets aren't capable of surviving in the wild, so I'm 100% sure that's a pet ferret, which I can assure you are very safe to kiss. In fact, I kiss mine all the time! ;)
She REALLY makes me mad. As another post mentioned above, ferrets are illegal in CA. I don't know why rich people think that they are above all the laws. And I don't know why law enforcement TREATS them like they are above all the laws.
I work at a veterinary hospital, and we have had clients who own ferrets, and the Dept. of Agriculture came in their home, confiscated the ferret, and gave the owners a HUGE fine. But I bet that won't happen to the Hiltons.
Not only that, but this is just another poor animal that she has purchased in order to get publicity. What about the kinkajou that she had awhile back?
She helps to keep these exotic illegal animals in demand, and then when the cops finally force her to get rid of them, they will go to an already overcrowded sanctuary that can barely afford to take care of the animals it already has.
Grrrr I hate it when people use animals for personal selfish reasons.
And by the way- yes, ferrets do stink, they have a very skunk-y, rotten egg smell. Although if you can find a vet to do it, you can get those scent glands surgically removed.
Yes, because the internet is always true! Here's something from an actual, reputable ferret site, http://www.ferretcentral.org: "Ferrets are domestic animals, cousins of weasels, skunks and otters. (Other relatives include minks, ermines, stoats, badgers, black-footed ferrets, polecats, and fishers.) They are not rodents; taxonomically they're in between cats and dogs, a little closer to dogs. They are friendly and make excellent pets."
Check out the site if you don't believe me, sweetheart.
God, ferrets fucking stink like hell, even when they get those skunk glands removed. They're so fucking gross. No wonder they're illegal to own in places.
Just wondering if anyone could enlighten me on why a ferret would be illegal to own...Do they host diseases or something? Or is it because they are "exotic"?
And if they can't survive in the wild, how did they evolve to begin with?
Well sure they're vermin-like, but hell, they sell hamsters at Wal-Mart for cryin' out loud - about 50 feet from the groceries. Woo!! It's not exactly a rat... it's more like a smelly weasel.
Ferrets are FAR from being "exotic." Ferrets and kinkajous (or however the hell ya spell it) aren't even on the same map of exotic. Ferrets have been domesticated longer than dogs; they are SO domesticated that they can't survive on their own AT ALL. They are generally 'legislated' against because some moron thinks they are going to carry rabies, which is downright hysterical. (Your dog is about 800% more likely to get rabies than a ferret.) Ferrets bought to have as pets have generally had their scent glands removed long before the purchaser ever even sees them. If you were around one with scent glands, you'd pretty much want to kill yourself.
And as much as I hate Paris Hilton (and there aren't WORDS...), the problem isn't that they should take her pet and fine her too, it's that they shouldn't have taken the pets of all those other people or fined them if they were responsible pet owners who took good care of the animal, kept it vaccinated, etc. (---and before someone tells me she obviously didn't take care of it, in her potential defense [ugh], the little buggers are escape artists that make Houdini look like you kid brother with rubberbands for handcuffs)
Now that I'm finished with my ferretacular PSA...
This pisses me off. I hate that freakin' bitch, and now a tiny part of me has to not hate her the tiniest bit less because she helped a ferret. Damn it!!
Good news is - she could develop one hell of an allergic reaction to the thing and swell up like a boil. Hey, it could happen, and I can dream!
Tip, Paris. Roll over next time ya go in for a wax. Holy goose down. Yikes.
Paris isn't a hero, Stephanie. She owns that thing. She's been pictured with it before and said a bunch of times she owns a whole bunch of animals including a ferret. She probably let the nasty thing get loose and found it by her trash cans where it belongs.
Yes, I guess in the most technical sense they can be considered vermin, but most people here seem to be confusing "vermin" with "It's a rat!"
and to 8:25, ferrets don't smell that bad if they have good owners who regularly clean out the litterboxes and wash their bedding once a week. And they're illegal to buy or sell in certain places because people are dumb and think that ferrets can live in the wild and start feral colonies. Which, of course, is complete BS, as ferrets are totally domesticated and can't survive more than a couple of days outside.
7:54, I didn't realize they weren't rodents. You learn something every day!
Honestly, when it comes to kissing, I'm not worried about the safety of kissing the ferret. I'm worried about the safety of the poor innocent ferret being kissed by SuperSlut.
Look at this crazy bitch wearing her "Jacob and the Magic Dream Coat" garb while kissing a friggin' rat. She needs to put that thing back in Richard Gere's ass where it belongs.
8:42, no problem! Glad to educate. I'm just sick of the fact that ferrets have been domesticated for over a thousand years and yet still no one seems to know anything about them...
And yeah, she's pretty dirty. I'm afraid she's going to give it some super species-jumping strain of herpes!
Hahaha, I am 7:54 and 9:15 and now this one, but definite;y not 8:42. If I was going to do something like that wouldn't I praise myself more? Something like "Really? Ferrets sound like wonderful creatures! Maybe I'll get one, could you educate me further? Thank you so much!" Because they really are lovely creatures, I adore them. My boy ferret likes to lay on my feet and sleep while I do my makeup in the morning, it's really quite adorable.
I'm putting my name on now, so I'm not just "anonymous" and people can't claim things :p
1) Ferrets aren't vermin or rodents or crap like that. They're between a cat and a dog, and they would NEVER be able to survive outdoors because they're so domesticated.
ok i hate this whore and i'm not defending her but why the fuck do you people care if the pet is illegal in california and gettin all hostile about it. its her damn pet.
my apartment is no pets allowed and it's people like you who would tattle on me to management if you saw me walking my dog (if i had one).
I think people are annoyed b/c paris is getting away with shit b/c she has money and fame, not because people think its sweet and loving that she wants to be with her pets. remember when her and her bf nachos were caught on cam, drunk, hitting a truck, driving away, and refusing to pull over? the cops let them go even though the other passengar said "I'm the only one not drunk" and then paris blew a little jackass looking kiss. thats why people are annoyed about her getting away with stupid shit like ferrets.
10:31- EXACTLY. I know plenty of people that own ferrets here in CA, it's not the fact that she owns aferret. It's the fact that she so blatantly defies all laws that the rest of us 'plebians' have to follow.
What's people's problems with ferrets? They're no grosser than having any other pet of any type. They all poop, shed and crawl on you. (Except fish, who just poop and shed)
Me, I'd rather have a ferret than many more typical pets like rabbits (those little m-f-ers give you infected scratches!) or a fish (no brains, no affection, and no nice fuzzy fur). They look cute, and the ones I've seen are pretty well-behaved.
I feel sorry for that one, though. He probably tries to stow away in the trash a few times a week, but Paris keeps tracking him down.
And I agree, I hate that Paris basically gets away scot-free without having to deal with the consequences. She reminds me of this ditzy celeb in a book, who got away with having an ELEPHANT in his backward.
I need some ferret education since there seem to be some very knowledgable ferret people on here. Do ferrets run loose in the house or does this thing live in a cage? Could her new cat eat the ferret? Could a kinkajou eat the ferret? Could Nicole Richie?
I do hate Paris but she must really love that thing if she is going to go crawling around a dumpster looking for it. I would have just waved farewell and wished it all the best in it's last day or two of life.
FYI, Ferrets are NOT rodents. They are clean animals (well as clean as their owners anyways), the use litter boxes, sleep in cages and depending on the owner can be free roam in the house (with lots of ferret proofing). Most are descented, and smell very little (no more than anyone who has a dog or a cat, YOU dont notice their smells do you?) I feel bad for the ferret though...they have been domesticated for more than 2000 years and are incapable of fending for themselves...and yes they are illegal in california.
OMG ferrets are filthy disgusting vermin or bovine or marsupials and should be hunted down and destroyed from the earth as soon as possible. Paris should go to jail for having the smelly mollusk and for being such an attention whore. Paris should get her back shaved by Michelle Rodriguez!
IS THAT REALY ANOREXIC BACK FUR????? good fucking god, help us all
i tried to place it to her purse string, but it doesn't match up. she's blonde so most people wouldn't notice unless her back is photo'd at night with a flash. GODDAMN what a train wreck.
Um, ferrets are kinda stinky. They have a strong musk smell if you don't bathe them every few days and clean their litter box constantly and wash down their cage every week. They are VERY high maintenance and take a while to patience to train. Which is something I don't have so I took him back to the pet store! Sorry! Who knows about Paris...she could've done this just to get some positive PR. Sad.
For those with ferret questions, here are a few links. I own two albino ferrets. They are amazing pets, but they are extremely high maintenance as you have to ferret proof your house and watch them carefully. They can get into EVERYTHING, so if you're considering buying a ferret its very important to educate yourself about them.
I love my ferrets and will always be a ferret owner, but I feel very sorry for ferrets when they are purchased on impulse. They simply are not an animal that you can leave in its cage all day. They need lots of play time, attention, observation and love.
My favorite website: http://www.ferretfacts.com/
American Ferret Association: http://www.ferret.org/index.shtm
http://www.maferrets.org/info/index.htm
http://www.ferret-universe.com/
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In response to 12:11AM:
Some people leave their ferrets out of the cage all day, but this can be dangerous to your ferrets (and your house!) if your "designated ferret area" isn't secure and ferret-proofed. Most people keep their ferrets in a large cage when they are away, and let their ferret out to play when they are there to watch them. Ferrets need at the very LEAST 2-3 hours of active playtime a day. Most people buy their ferrets in pairs so that they have a playmate.
Regarding cats and dogs, like any pet, some ferrets and other animals will get along great together. Some won't, it depends on the animal's personality. The key is a careful and safe introduction and lots of observation time.
at least she's come to the proper decision to stick to her own species...
July 17, 2006 7:39 PM
hahaha... I was drinking milk and you made me snort and then I got it on my legs... lol. anyways...
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to agree that the rodent is vermin AND that it probably just caught ten more diseases from superskank. Sorry if that sounds a tiny bit bitter but my neighbour is a little 19 year old teenybopper who is in love with 'the stars are blind'.... If I didn't want to kill Paris before, I sure do now. I can bury her body next to my neighbours.
It looks like Paris tried to bleach her back hair (she's not a natural blonde, correct?) platinum, not realizing that with her spray on tan, it makes her back look like a 80 year old man's leg.
She needs to wax that crap off; it's not like she doesn't get every other square inch of her done.
I wonder if she tongue kissed the ferret, cause that would be disgusting, but not as disgusting as that whore Paris is...giving up sex for a year? whatever, maybe she's just letting her herpes sores air out before the next sex-a-thon.
People, people! Why are we worried about defining Ferrets? We still don't understand what genus and species Paris comes from. The Encyclopedia Xenobiologica is paying out a $10,000 reward for her capture and dissection. After all, the U.S. Bioweapons Division could make use of her diseased organs for the next generation of VD bombs.
I agree with JediTemple. Get on the subject. Anyway, picture 2 looks like she got caught taking a dump, next to the dumpster, by the ferret. Rats, (sorry, no pun intended) robbed of his next meal by Paris the turd burglar.
Morons, can't you see what really happened? Paris was scrounging around the dumpster behind her favorite night club, looking for alcohol, drugs or used condoms. All of a sudden she saw some beady eyes and scooped it up kissing it, saying "I found a rat!!". Then some wise anonymous person posted a comment informing her that it was actually a ferret and not part of the rat family. Paris responded by tearing off the ferret's head and eating it.
Oh, and the fur on her back is because she promised PETA she would rather grow her own fur to make coats than kill innocent, cute, cuddly creatures just so she could wear them.
I was flipping the channels last night and caught this Lainey lady on MTV Canada comparing paris to the ebola virus.
The terms she put it in were something like 'the virus infects many people quickly, and then appears to dissapear for awhile, only to re-emerge as a stronger virus'.
It's too bad you had to call a domesticated animal 'vermin'. It's quite a darling little sweet creature and a great pet for the person who has time for it's high maintenance.
Ferrets aren't rodents either-they're mustilids you dumbass.
But that's besides the point...what is Paris doing letting her ferret out where it could get away (and die) get hit by a car (and die) get attacked by another domestic animal (and die-or worse-suffer some heinous injury).
Anyway, think before you go insulting ferrets - the third most popular pet in America and their owners-you are just perpetuating a myth about them (that they are smelly and unclean vermin-the pets and the owners!).
I'm pretty sure the back hair is indeed 'anorexic fur', lanugo or laguno or something like that. When people are underweight they're more susceptible to the cold, so the body compensates by growing a light, downy hair. All over.
I've owned a ferret for three years and I can tell each and every one of you who say "they stink" or "they're rodents" - NOT TRUE. My little ferret came descented - stinky glands removed, and nobody to this day has even mentioned that she has an odor - because she doesn't.
FYI - The MORE you bath a ferret, the MORE it's natural musky smell will come out. That's because it's body goes into overdrive trying to replinish it's natural oils on it's skin - causing it to smell. You people are so ignorant, "NEED TO BATH THEM ALOT!" Do your fucking homework you dipshits before posting. Of course, the ppl posting such crap wouldn't even know because they've 1. never been around a ferret, or 2. don't own one.
I'm a ferret and I'm NOT a vermin, NOT a rat, and I don't fucking smell! So fuck all of you! I hope you all die and rot in hell with all your stinking vermin rats!! You are all a bunch of fucking morons and should all go have sex with Paris so you can contract all of her diseases and hopefully fucking die!!
And thanks to all those nice people posting the TRUTH about us ferrets. You are the ones that make our lives wonderful to live. I just wish there were more people like you in this world and less of these rat-fucking idiotic imbeciles who have no fucking clue what a ferret is!
I own two ferrets, and not only are they wonderful pets, they don't stink because I do take care of them. If you think a ferret is a rodent, take a look at its teeth. They are pointy little carnivore teeth, like a cat's or dog's, not rodent buck teeth.
That being said, it irritates me to see Paris Hilton anywhere near an innocent creature, because I have a feeling she's probably one of those people who got a ferret because it's cute, and then will dump it in a shelter (or worse) because she didn't want to do the homework to find out how to take care of one.
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I do NOT want to think about where she puts that poor little rodent.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
That poor ferret needs to go to the vet now, who knows what it might catch from the nasty infested whore.
By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
WTF?
By CK1, on 6:03 PM
Ferrets smell terrible! She must be an incredible actress, or surrounded by people taking her picture
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
Apparently she is also developing some of the little guy's rodentesque traits, i.e. the fur running down the middle of her back in pic 4...
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
Somebody needs to alert animal control in the city of Los Angeles! Ferrets are TOTALLY FUCKING ILLEGAL in the state of California, and those trash cans indicate that these pictures were taken in Los Angeles.
By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM
is she part ferret? what's up with the line of fur down her spine?
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
Since Paris has done practically every actor in Hollywood, she's moved on to other species. Poor ferret!
By Brandy, on 7:07 PM
To the best of my knowledge, which is admittedly little, it's her pet. Apparently the rat-dog ran away so she just stuck with something even more ratlike.
By sam991, on 7:24 PM
at least she's come to the proper decision to stick to her own species...
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
Uh, ferrets aren't rodents. They're mustelids, as in related to weasels, mink, and skunks? So no, she isn't kissing "vermin".
And ferrets aren't capable of surviving in the wild, so I'm 100% sure that's a pet ferret, which I can assure you are very safe to kiss. In fact, I kiss mine all the time! ;)
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
She REALLY makes me mad. As another post mentioned above, ferrets are illegal in CA. I don't know why rich people think that they are above all the laws. And I don't know why law enforcement TREATS them like they are above all the laws.
I work at a veterinary hospital, and we have had clients who own ferrets, and the Dept. of Agriculture came in their home, confiscated the ferret, and gave the owners a HUGE fine. But I bet that won't happen to the Hiltons.
Not only that, but this is just another poor animal that she has purchased in order to get publicity. What about the kinkajou that she had awhile back?
She helps to keep these exotic illegal animals in demand, and then when the cops finally force her to get rid of them, they will go to an already overcrowded sanctuary that can barely afford to take care of the animals it already has.
Grrrr I hate it when people use animals for personal selfish reasons.
And by the way- yes, ferrets do stink, they have a very skunk-y, rotten egg smell. Although if you can find a vet to do it, you can get those scent glands surgically removed.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
To 7:54, the VERMIN owner:
Ferrets are a medium sized vermin
Nice try defending your smelly pet rat.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
not as bad as chicks kissing their dogs on their mouths... DISGUSTING
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
yeah wtf is that going down her spine... that can't be hair... that would be just too easy
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
7:54 responding to 8:01:
Yes, because the internet is always true! Here's something from an actual, reputable ferret site, http://www.ferretcentral.org:
"Ferrets are domestic animals, cousins of weasels, skunks and otters. (Other relatives include minks, ermines, stoats, badgers, black-footed ferrets, polecats, and fishers.) They are not rodents; taxonomically they're in between cats and dogs, a little closer to dogs. They are friendly and make excellent pets."
Check out the site if you don't believe me, sweetheart.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
Jumping in here - "rodents" and "vermin" are not defined the same, sweetheart. Ferrets are vermin.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
God, ferrets fucking stink like hell, even when they get those skunk glands removed. They're so fucking gross. No wonder they're illegal to own in places.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
Just wondering if anyone could enlighten me on why a ferret would be illegal to own...Do they host diseases or something? Or is it because they are "exotic"?
And if they can't survive in the wild, how did they evolve to begin with?
And how ugly is that hat?
And dress?
And person?
By Oedipa Maas, on 8:27 PM
Well sure they're vermin-like, but hell, they sell hamsters at Wal-Mart for cryin' out loud - about 50 feet from the groceries. Woo!! It's not exactly a rat... it's more like a smelly weasel.
Ferrets are FAR from being "exotic." Ferrets and kinkajous (or however the hell ya spell it) aren't even on the same map of exotic. Ferrets have been domesticated longer than dogs; they are SO domesticated that they can't survive on their own AT ALL. They are generally 'legislated' against because some moron thinks they are going to carry rabies, which is downright hysterical. (Your dog is about 800% more likely to get rabies than a ferret.) Ferrets bought to have as pets have generally had their scent glands removed long before the purchaser ever even sees them. If you were around one with scent glands, you'd pretty much want to kill yourself.
And as much as I hate Paris Hilton (and there aren't WORDS...), the problem isn't that they should take her pet and fine her too, it's that they shouldn't have taken the pets of all those other people or fined them if they were responsible pet owners who took good care of the animal, kept it vaccinated, etc. (---and before someone tells me she obviously didn't take care of it, in her potential defense [ugh], the little buggers are escape artists that make Houdini look like you kid brother with rubberbands for handcuffs)
Now that I'm finished with my ferretacular PSA...
This pisses me off. I hate that freakin' bitch, and now a tiny part of me has to not hate her the tiniest bit less because she helped a ferret. Damn it!!
Good news is - she could develop one hell of an allergic reaction to the thing and swell up like a boil. Hey, it could happen, and I can dream!
Tip, Paris. Roll over next time ya go in for a wax. Holy goose down. Yikes.
By Stephanie, on 8:29 PM
Paris isn't a hero, Stephanie. She owns that thing. She's been pictured with it before and said a bunch of times she owns a whole bunch of animals including a ferret. She probably let the nasty thing get loose and found it by her trash cans where it belongs.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
Yes, I guess in the most technical sense they can be considered vermin, but most people here seem to be confusing "vermin" with "It's a rat!"
and to 8:25, ferrets don't smell that bad if they have good owners who regularly clean out the litterboxes and wash their bedding once a week. And they're illegal to buy or sell in certain places because people are dumb and think that ferrets can live in the wild and start feral colonies. Which, of course, is complete BS, as ferrets are totally domesticated and can't survive more than a couple of days outside.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
7:54, I didn't realize they weren't rodents. You learn something every day!
Honestly, when it comes to kissing, I'm not worried about the safety of kissing the ferret. I'm worried about the safety of the poor innocent ferret being kissed by SuperSlut.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
Look at this crazy bitch wearing her "Jacob and the Magic Dream Coat" garb while kissing a friggin' rat. She needs to put that thing back in Richard Gere's ass where it belongs.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
8:42, no problem! Glad to educate. I'm just sick of the fact that ferrets have been domesticated for over a thousand years and yet still no one seems to know anything about them...
And yeah, she's pretty dirty. I'm afraid she's going to give it some super species-jumping strain of herpes!
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
Um -
7:54, 8:42, 9:15 = same person
Nice try, smelly rat owner.
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
9:20-
Hahaha, I am 7:54 and 9:15 and now this one, but definite;y not 8:42. If I was going to do something like that wouldn't I praise myself more? Something like "Really? Ferrets sound like wonderful creatures! Maybe I'll get one, could you educate me further? Thank you so much!" Because they really are lovely creatures, I adore them. My boy ferret likes to lay on my feet and sleep while I do my makeup in the morning, it's really quite adorable.
I'm putting my name on now, so I'm not just "anonymous" and people can't claim things :p
By Meredith, on 9:50 PM
1) Ferrets aren't vermin or rodents or crap like that. They're between a cat and a dog, and they would NEVER be able to survive outdoors because they're so domesticated.
2) The trash is probably cleaner than Paris.
By scamps, on 10:06 PM
ok i hate this whore and i'm not defending her but why the fuck do you people care if the pet is illegal in california and gettin all hostile about it. its her damn pet.
my apartment is no pets allowed and it's people like you who would tattle on me to management if you saw me walking my dog (if i had one).
By prettyboy, on 10:12 PM
poor bastard almost escaped. almost.
furthermore, I dont care how long ferrets have been domesticated, I think they're pretty gross.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
I think people are annoyed b/c paris is getting away with shit b/c she has money and fame, not because people think its sweet and loving that she wants to be with her pets.
remember when her and her bf nachos were caught on cam, drunk, hitting a truck, driving away, and refusing to pull over? the cops let them go even though the other passengar said "I'm the only one not drunk" and then paris blew a little jackass looking kiss. thats why people are annoyed about her getting away with stupid shit like ferrets.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
10:31- EXACTLY. I know plenty of people that own ferrets here in CA, it's not the fact that she owns aferret. It's the fact that she so blatantly defies all laws that the rest of us 'plebians' have to follow.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
Could be from SIMPLE LIFE? i wouldn't know cuz i don't watch that kinda trash.
Poor animal. He's gonna die now of whatever it is the bitch passed on to him.
By m, on 11:31 PM
Ferrets are filthy, disgusting vermin and so is Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM
What's people's problems with ferrets? They're no grosser than having any other pet of any type. They all poop, shed and crawl on you. (Except fish, who just poop and shed)
Me, I'd rather have a ferret than many more typical pets like rabbits (those little m-f-ers give you infected scratches!) or a fish (no brains, no affection, and no nice fuzzy fur). They look cute, and the ones I've seen are pretty well-behaved.
I feel sorry for that one, though. He probably tries to stow away in the trash a few times a week, but Paris keeps tracking him down.
And I agree, I hate that Paris basically gets away scot-free without having to deal with the consequences. She reminds me of this ditzy celeb in a book, who got away with having an ELEPHANT in his backward.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM
nice back hair paris...
By Anonymous, on 11:58 PM
Paris Hilton's anorexic girl back fur is realy pretty, just like her smelly garbage rat.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM
I need some ferret education since there seem to be some very knowledgable ferret people on here. Do ferrets run loose in the house or does this thing live in a cage? Could her new cat eat the ferret? Could a kinkajou eat the ferret? Could Nicole Richie?
I do hate Paris but she must really love that thing if she is going to go crawling around a dumpster looking for it. I would have just waved farewell and wished it all the best in it's last day or two of life.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 AM
"Fine, leave then you filthy vermin."
By Anonymous, on 12:20 AM
FYI, Ferrets are NOT rodents. They are clean animals (well as clean as their owners anyways), the use litter boxes, sleep in cages and depending on the owner can be free roam in the house (with lots of ferret proofing). Most are descented, and smell very little (no more than anyone who has a dog or a cat, YOU dont notice their smells do you?) I feel bad for the ferret though...they have been domesticated for more than 2000 years and are incapable of fending for themselves...and yes they are illegal in california.
By Anonymous, on 2:54 AM
OMG ferrets are filthy disgusting vermin or bovine or marsupials and should be hunted down and destroyed from the earth as soon as possible. Paris should go to jail for having the smelly mollusk and for being such an attention whore. Paris should get her back shaved by Michelle Rodriguez!
BTW she looks fat in that mumu.
By Anonymous, on 4:22 AM
This ferret is probably the cleanest thing her lipz has touched. I say it's a step up for Hilton!
By Anonymous, on 4:33 AM
This has been the most educational IDLYITW comment thread I've ever read. Whatever happened to that monkey-thing that Paris tried to adopt?
By Oedipa Maas, on 5:43 AM
ok, enough about the ferret, who cares.
IS THAT REALY ANOREXIC BACK FUR????? good fucking god, help us all
i tried to place it to her purse string, but it doesn't match up. she's blonde so most people wouldn't notice unless her back is photo'd at night with a flash. GODDAMN what a train wreck.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 AM
Awwwwww, she had a fuzzy dildo !!
By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM
Um, ferrets are kinda stinky. They have a strong musk smell if you don't bathe them every few days and clean their litter box constantly and wash down their cage every week. They are VERY high maintenance and take a while to patience to train. Which is something I don't have so I took him back to the pet store! Sorry! Who knows about Paris...she could've done this just to get some positive PR. Sad.
By Exangel, on 8:11 AM
does anyone else notice how fat Paris' face has become lately? Look at those huge cheeks in pic 3
By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM
For those with ferret questions, here are a few links. I own two albino ferrets. They are amazing pets, but they are extremely high maintenance as you have to ferret proof your house and watch them carefully. They can get into EVERYTHING, so if you're considering buying a ferret its very important to educate yourself about them.
I love my ferrets and will always be a ferret owner, but I feel very sorry for ferrets when they are purchased on impulse. They simply are not an animal that you can leave in its cage all day. They need lots of play time, attention, observation and love.
My favorite website:
http://www.ferretfacts.com/
American Ferret Association:
http://www.ferret.org/index.shtm
http://www.maferrets.org/info/index.htm
http://www.ferret-universe.com/
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In response to 12:11AM:
Some people leave their ferrets out of the cage all day, but this can be dangerous to your ferrets (and your house!) if your "designated ferret area" isn't secure and ferret-proofed. Most people keep their ferrets in a large cage when they are away, and let their ferret out to play when they are there to watch them. Ferrets need at the very LEAST 2-3 hours of active playtime a day. Most people buy their ferrets in pairs so that they have a playmate.
Regarding cats and dogs, like any pet, some ferrets and other animals will get along great together. Some won't, it depends on the animal's personality. The key is a careful and safe introduction and lots of observation time.
By Multiple Undos, on 9:19 AM
Holy fuckin manhands, Batman!
That bitch could palm a large watermelon.
I dread the thought of a handjob from that skank. No doubt she has the power of a torquewrench in those hands. :-O
By JoeJoe, on 9:20 AM
paris' condo is smaller than i thought it would be and that shade of green is way 70's....
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
Ferrets make great pets and they dont smell if you keep them clean like any pet.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
California sucks cant have pets you want cant own guns you want, whole state is a bunch of fruits and nuts.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
This confirms it. Paris will put her mouth on ANYTHING that's small and furry.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
Can she just go away???
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
at least she's come to the proper decision to stick to her own species...
July 17, 2006 7:39 PM
hahaha... I was drinking milk and you made me snort and then I got it on my legs... lol. anyways...
I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to agree that the rodent is vermin AND that it probably just caught ten more diseases from superskank. Sorry if that sounds a tiny bit bitter but my neighbour is a little 19 year old teenybopper who is in love with 'the stars are blind'.... If I didn't want to kill Paris before, I sure do now. I can bury her body next to my neighbours.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
It looks like Paris tried to bleach her back hair (she's not a natural blonde, correct?) platinum, not realizing that with her spray on tan, it makes her back look like a 80 year old man's leg.
She needs to wax that crap off; it's not like she doesn't get every other square inch of her done.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
She should just french braid that back hair and be done with it.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
I wonder if she tongue kissed the ferret, cause that would be disgusting, but not as disgusting as that whore Paris is...giving up sex for a year? whatever, maybe she's just letting her herpes sores air out before the next sex-a-thon.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
Since everyone wants to edumacate everyone else today, here's another tidbit -
Dictionary definition of 'vermin':
1. Noxious small animals or parasitic insects, as lice, worms, rats etc.
2. A repulsive human being.
So, really, it can be used to accurately describe both of them.
By Jess, on 10:41 AM
People, people! Why are we worried about defining Ferrets? We still don't understand what genus and species Paris comes from. The Encyclopedia Xenobiologica is paying out a $10,000 reward for her capture and dissection. After all, the U.S. Bioweapons Division could make use of her diseased organs for the next generation of VD bombs.
By jeditemple, on 10:43 AM
oh i can see in pic 2, that really is back hair... goddamn. i think paris hilton is actually a ferret.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
I agree with JediTemple. Get on the subject. Anyway, picture 2 looks like she got caught taking a dump, next to the dumpster, by the ferret. Rats, (sorry, no pun intended) robbed of his next meal by Paris the turd burglar.
By Ben Dover, on 11:24 AM
Morons, can't you see what really happened? Paris was scrounging around the dumpster behind her favorite night club, looking for alcohol, drugs or used condoms. All of a sudden she saw some beady eyes and scooped it up kissing it, saying "I found a rat!!". Then some wise anonymous person posted a comment informing her that it was actually a ferret and not part of the rat family. Paris responded by tearing off the ferret's head and eating it.
Oh, and the fur on her back is because she promised PETA she would rather grow her own fur to make coats than kill innocent, cute, cuddly creatures just so she could wear them.
By Dudley Doo-right, on 11:52 AM
So cute... awwwwwwwwww
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
So gross... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
I was flipping the channels last night and caught this Lainey lady on MTV Canada comparing paris to the ebola virus.
The terms she put it in were something like 'the virus infects many people quickly, and then appears to dissapear for awhile, only to re-emerge as a stronger virus'.
That Lainey doesn't even know how right she was.
By joejoe, on 2:12 PM
It's too bad you had to call a domesticated animal 'vermin'. It's quite a darling little sweet creature and a great pet for the person who has time for it's high maintenance.
Ferrets aren't rodents either-they're mustilids you dumbass.
But that's besides the point...what is Paris doing letting her ferret out where it could get away (and die) get hit by a car (and die) get attacked by another domestic animal (and die-or worse-suffer some heinous injury).
Anyway, think before you go insulting ferrets - the third most popular pet in America and their
owners-you are just perpetuating a myth about them (that they are smelly and unclean vermin-the pets and the owners!).
By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
I'm pretty sure the back hair is indeed 'anorexic fur', lanugo or laguno or something like that. When people are underweight they're more susceptible to the cold, so the body compensates by growing a light, downy hair. All over.
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
I've owned a ferret for three years and I can tell each and every one of you who say "they stink" or "they're rodents" - NOT TRUE. My little ferret came descented - stinky glands removed, and nobody to this day has even mentioned that she has an odor - because she doesn't.
FYI - The MORE you bath a ferret, the MORE it's natural musky smell will come out. That's because it's body goes into overdrive trying to replinish it's natural oils on it's skin - causing it to smell. You people are so ignorant, "NEED TO BATH THEM ALOT!" Do your fucking homework you dipshits before posting. Of course, the ppl posting such crap wouldn't even know because they've 1. never been around a ferret, or 2. don't own one.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 PM
I'm a ferret and I'm NOT a vermin, NOT a rat, and I don't fucking smell! So fuck all of you! I hope you all die and rot in hell with all your stinking vermin rats!! You are all a bunch of fucking morons and should all go have sex with Paris so you can contract all of her diseases and hopefully fucking die!!
And thanks to all those nice people posting the TRUTH about us ferrets. You are the ones that make our lives wonderful to live. I just wish there were more people like you in this world and less of these rat-fucking idiotic imbeciles who have no fucking clue what a ferret is!
By Boba Ferret, on 10:01 AM
Boy, some of you people are sure fucking freaky about your ferrets. It's a joke, get a grip.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
how come paris has a hairy back?!?!?
By amera hearts, on 1:48 PM
I own two ferrets, and not only are they wonderful pets, they don't stink because I do take care of them. If you think a ferret is a rodent, take a look at its teeth. They are pointy little carnivore teeth, like a cat's or dog's, not rodent buck teeth.
That being said, it irritates me to see Paris Hilton anywhere near an innocent creature, because I have a feeling she's probably one of those people who got a ferret because it's cute, and then will dump it in a shelter (or worse) because she didn't want to do the homework to find out how to take care of one.
By noelegy, on 9:29 AM
Oh, and if the pictures are any indication, she doesn't even know how to hold the poor little guy.
By noelegy, on 9:30 AM
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