That's clearly the "magic elven rope" that Galadriel gave to Samwise and Frodo before they decended into the Cracks of Doom.
"One does not simply slip into Paris. Its meaty gates are guarded by more than just herpes. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."
Oh my God, jeditemple, I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard....I could even hear Boromir's voice saying it....if I get fired, it's completely your fault!
Just when Keira Knightley pics have me considering lesbianism, along comes a pic like that to make sure I stick with the cack.
I can't believe I'm going to defend Paris Hilton's snatch.
She happens to have a fleshy outer labia. If it were on someone less skanky, and encased in spandex or cotton we would probably be praising the pictures as good camel toe.
Based on the traffic that that baby pouch must see, I wouldn't be suprised if her inner labia were hanging out and tied in a bow. But for outer labe, that's not hideous at all.
Maybe a razor or wax though if you're gonna take a digit in the car, then spread for the paparazzi.
(And 12:06 PM, a tampon string? Are you high? Granted Paris' cock highway could probably park a semi, but that would have to be one hell of a tampon to sport a string that thick.)
Seriously. You'd think with all that money the girl would be able to buy some underwear. Underwear that covers all the bits and pieces it's supposed to. Otherwise you spoil the look of all the rest of your expensive clothing.
Also, maybe she should return to age 7 or so when most girls were taught how to get out of cars without flashing the world. Or maybe the concept of knees down and together is just a little too hard for her.
I can't believe people still fantasize about fucking her even after seeing that video and knowing she can't fuck or give head. She's a dead lay, can't suck a dick to save her life and looks like an insect, but people want to fuck her. It's pretty sad.
Don't forget it's a well known fact that she has Herpes which makes it even more disgusting that people fantasize about barebacking that diseased whore.
Worse than her vag lips (which are not that bad looking, let's be honest) are her chewed-to-the-nub fingernails. Yuck. I wouldn't want those bleeding claws handling my man-handle.
Paris' cunt niblets hanging off that string remind me of that sly stallone movie where people were climbing mountains and then falling to their deaths into a massive crevasse. I heard her poon is so large they actually use it as a sound studio for Rikola cough drop commercials!
Hell ya, I'd hit it, she would just have to put a bag over hear head, but her body is bangin. her fucked up nose and eyes i could do w/out. and yes i would wear a condom, i'm-luckily-std free, and i intend to stay that way.
What's the point of "hitting it" if she's a lousy lay, has a highly contagious, incurable disease and you'd have to put a bag over her head because her face is ugly? Are you really that ugly and desperate for pussy?
I wonder whether her mother calls her after these types of pics show up on the 'Net and threatens to withdraw all financial support. Or, is this another display (pardon the pun) of Paris' evil genius. She HAS been out of the press lately . . .
But her vaginal area is the most attractive part of her body! Everything else about her is fake. Including her eyes and personality (if you can call it that). By looking at the vag you know what you are getting.
Paris is sexy as hell. Please, like you all wouldn't dive right into that muff. Sure, she's a filthy whore, but she's a high maintenence type and they usually keep it real down there. I bet her ass tastes like french-vanilla ice cream. Now, can we please get back to picking on Kelly Clarckson?
^ She has HERPES! She CAN'T FUCK or SUCK DICK!! Why would anyone want that? What is the matter with you losers? It's people like you who force people like me who HATE condoms to use condoms because you're careless and disgusting people who fuck filthy whores like this and we don't want to catch what you're spreading. Why can't you just be careful and avoid talentless sluts like her?
Wow, I feel really lucky to have a pretty vagina after looking at that thing. Hers looks like what I'd imagine a retired, black street hooker's vagina would look like.
I'm sure all of the women you infect with your diseases and then pass on to their children will thank you for "rolling the dice", you worthless piece of shit.
July 10, 2006 4:53 PM, along with the 'experience' with age comes the skank riddled with STDs, you can have her. At least God can do us a favour by making sure that her clamydia renders her infertile so we don't have to put up with another generation of half-wit, , attention seeking whores like her.
I know we all (women) look different when it comes to the cooch but daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that shit looks toooooore up!
If you are not going to wear panties, Paris, just think about the millions of eyeballs you are going to f**k up (again) next time you decide to exit an automobile.
I bet that's exactly what clay aiken's arsehole looks like. They have matchin' snatches! For the people who say that her lips aren't "that bad?" Are you kidding it looks like she used a pair of those fun-party-scissors used to give crazy edges to all your home craft projects!
can we please forget her über-disgusting "muschi" for a second... would you please check out her nails!!! with hands like these, girlfriend, all your gucci, dior, etc. won´t help you shit in the world.. I really dont wanna know how she treats the rest of her body.. maybe showering twice a week or something
i think it IS a tampon string. her vagina is probably so stretched out and cavernous, she needs a tampon to be the size of a roll of paper towels to stay in there.
Wtf is wrong with you people? Can't you tell the difference between Paris Hilton's vagina and the meat and cheese Gordita at Taco Bell? She's hiding it under her skirt.
Actually I thought her BJ technique was decent for someone who doesn't deep throat. She used her hands really nicely. And the pop shot on her boobs was okay considering it was on tape, but I bet she never swallows--one shot is more than her daily caloric intake.
I was assume that banging Paris would feel like throwing a broomstick down a hallway. That hallway has seen some major pedestrian traffic. Cover it up, whore!
>i can see 2 sores with my own eyes, and the shape and pubic hair is disgusting. if all pussies looked like that, i would be gay.
Well, maybe you should be gay. Far be it from me to defend Paris, but you need to get one of those picture books that show all the different ways pussies can look.
RE the sores issue, I don't see these sores everyone is talking about. Do people mean the redness on the littler part, right by the thong string?
This is just like the Kelly Clarkson post. Fat girls defend Kelly Clarkson's fatness and girls with gross looking vaginas defend Paris Hilton's gross vagina.
Would someone enlighten me how it's common knowledge that she has herpes? I do see the 2 small sores on her, but I just wonder how everyone knew she had it before the pics?
Also, did you all realize that 1 in 4 American adults has herpes? It's much more common than most realize. Condoms don't stop the infecton from spreading. Having herpes does NOT mean that a person gets around or is dirty. It only means she was with someone else who had it and she got it too.
It's not so pretty Paris. How about some underwear. You know, to create some MYSTIQUE? Not that most of the world hasn't seen it before. (It really isn't that pretty Paris, TRULY.)
I am sorry but if I was her PARENTS I'd be Ashemed of this bitch and I would have atleast "DISOWNED" and told her to shape up you dumb ass bitch or no more MONEY hunny..I am not jelious of her cause she is "PRETTY" ( hell na she is ugly, and my dogs ass looks finer than her face) i am just jelious of her money....
Conrad Nicholson Hilton, the skank's great grandfather, is doing flip flops in his grave.
If those lips look like that now and, God forbid she pops out a couple kids, imagine what that cooter will look at. But not to worry, they have vaginoplasties now.
Would someone enlighten me how it's common knowledge that she has herpes? I do see the 2 small sores on her, but I just wonder how everyone knew she had it before the pics?
it was actually a news story before, that she told some celeb guy she has herpes
her pussy might look nasty..but take a look at those nails of hers...ewww wtf!! isn't she a millionaire...do something about those nails before going out in public!
Egads! I agree with whoever said that it looks like what you'd expect the hooha of an elderly woman might look like. Methinks Paris needs some plastic surgery on her privates. Is there such a thing as a pussy lift?
And, if you look really closely on the right side you can see either genital warts or an active case of herpes. YIKES!
Does anybody know the name of this guy next to her? He was in the 2005 Gumball and was wearing the craziest looking sunglasses I wanna get... anybody know what im talking about or just his name?? Thanks...
As much as this girl shows her vagina, you would think that she would have a publicist for it. Not only does this whore flash herself at every opportunity she had the nerve to label herself as the icon of this decade. And I quote: "I think every decade has an iconic blonde- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana- and right now, I'm that icon." Don't even get me started on that.
okay kids. the important thing here is that she's completely classless. the other important thing is that that is NOT a tampon string, but obviously a thong... pulled over to one side for god only knows what reason. sigh. I guess it's good that she bothered to wear underwear at all, but what's the point?
okay, so i know thats not a tampon string unless tampon strings come lacey now (look closer) i actually seen a pair of these in the store once it a pair of, yes like paris claimed, "see through underwear" no really they are like lining g-string with no material between so its just a bunch of elastic srings one around the hips two lining down the crotch to connect to the g-string and up her ass to the top. simple. so the one that is shown is just one of them that goes on the side. but about her labia it looks like a sack of balls!!!!!!!!
That string is part of her g-string but it looks like she put it in the wrong side! Ass string on the front and the part normaly covering her genitals up her ass! Some Paris Hilton Deformed face video on http://www.xarj.net/
Aye... I wear no panties all the time. It makes my clothes look more better then having a deep panties lines in your clothes... Like for example: Your jeans. Then again you can always wear a thong. Thats if you can take the pain of a string rubbing threw your BUTT CRACK and it feel like you having a wedgy all day.
About a month ago my Rottweiller got ahold of an old basketball and punctured it. Then he spent many weeks chewing it and getting it pretty nasty with dog-slobber, dog-food bits and hairballs that stuck to it. Finally it got so nasty and disgusting that even he wouldn't play with it anymore.
I see that Paris Hilton has stolen the thing, and is hiding it under her skirt. Tell her I want it back. It's probably worth something on eBay, though I feel obliged to handle the wrapping operation with a set of fireplace tongs.
Okay people. For one thing it's not a fucking vagina.
It's labia. To see the vagina you actually have to spread the labia apart.
If you're going to talk about the shit, know what the fuck you're talking about.
Another thing is that everybodies labia look different. Her's aren't that pretty, but they aren't mutated either.
They are about average.
If you are looking at this shit it's because your curious anyway.
So if you really want to find out what normal is, I suggest you hit a few nudist sites and/or clubs or be a nurse or doctor. Because you won't see anything EVER that looks exactly like the porn mags or videos.
And if you feel that grossed out by human genitalia, you have some sex issues you need to work on.
I wouldn't give Paris the sweat off my balls if she was dying of thirst in the desert. Can you imagine sticking your cock in that puss, scabbed over, nasty beaver.
OMG you guys are so funny i'm practically peeing my pants! I, for one happen to love Paris as a TV personality b/c I think it's all just an act and a desperate cry for attention....As a member of the female nation STRONGLY think that she NEEDS to invest in some lovely LaPerla Lingerie right away and cover it up!!! Paris, men want thethrill of the chase...they don't want to bring a dirty ho home to their parents! I wonder if she gets embarrassed?
Shouldn't there be a law against this kind of thing? Like public indecency or something? I'm not disgusted by her privates or anything, people have different bodies. I'm just repulsed at the fact that this little bimbo feels no remorse at all the attention craving, shameful things that she does. Then she has the bloody gall to refer to herself as an icon? She is pretty, I'll admit. But she's disgusting for behaving in such a trashy manner. I thought spoilt rich people were raised to have class..that is why most of them look down on others, isn't it? And as for her parents, don't they love her enough to do something about their daughter. I know for a fact if it was my child, I would most certainly not let it go on. Paris is just pathetic, I feel nothing but PITY for her!!! Nnnnxxx!
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this was on dlisted..
so. fucking. disgusting. *vomits*
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
Yeah... and that's a tampon string. I shouldn't have clicked on that so early in the day, or at least until I've had my 7th cup of coffee.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
it looks like raw beef, very mangled and stenchy!
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Gross! She has one of the sloppiest looking vaginas I've ever seen. I'd wear grandma panties if mine looked like that. Put that thing away!
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
That's not a tampon string. It's the string on her g-string underwear. Still gross, though.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
My favorite part is that she's wearing underwear but it's pushed to the side. That dude must have been finger blasting her on the drive over, classy.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
what the hell is wrong with her vagina!? That is what I would imagine an old, beat up, saggy, grandma vagina would like it. UGHHH!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
boring!
By chuggdog, on 12:14 PM
That's clearly the "magic elven rope" that Galadriel gave to Samwise and Frodo before they decended into the Cracks of Doom.
"One does not simply slip into Paris. Its meaty gates are guarded by more than just herpes. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly."
By jeditemple, on 12:15 PM
forget the scary vadge - can't she get that lazy eye fixed?
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
Jedi,
you are brilliant.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Oh my God, jeditemple, I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard....I could even hear Boromir's voice saying it....if I get fired, it's completely your fault!
Just when Keira Knightley pics have me considering lesbianism, along comes a pic like that to make sure I stick with the cack.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
By far the classiest broad this side of the Mustang Ranch.
Just be happy the photographer didn't snap off some 'macro' shots of her cooch. Then we'd see her crabs mingling over BBQ and playing lawn darts.
Seriously though, what a fuckin' skank.
JJ
By joejoe, on 12:35 PM
*correction: when Keira Knightley AND Stacy Keibler have me considering lesbianism
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
I can't believe I'm going to defend Paris Hilton's snatch.
She happens to have a fleshy outer labia. If it were on someone less skanky, and encased in spandex or cotton we would probably be praising the pictures as good camel toe.
Based on the traffic that that baby pouch must see, I wouldn't be suprised if her inner labia were hanging out and tied in a bow. But for outer labe, that's not hideous at all.
Maybe a razor or wax though if you're gonna take a digit in the car, then spread for the paparazzi.
(And 12:06 PM, a tampon string? Are you high? Granted Paris' cock highway could probably park a semi, but that would have to be one hell of a tampon to sport a string that thick.)
By CK1, on 12:39 PM
Her vagina gives all vaginas a bad name.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
Knowing most of the readers and submitters would still hit it without a condom on...
By fuckit, on 12:43 PM
Seriously. You'd think with all that money the girl would be able to buy some underwear. Underwear that covers all the bits and pieces it's supposed to. Otherwise you spoil the look of all the rest of your expensive clothing.
Also, maybe she should return to age 7 or so when most girls were taught how to get out of cars without flashing the world. Or maybe the concept of knees down and together is just a little too hard for her.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
I can't believe people still fantasize about fucking her even after seeing that video and knowing she can't fuck or give head. She's a dead lay, can't suck a dick to save her life and looks like an insect, but people want to fuck her. It's pretty sad.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
@ 12:48 -
Don't forget it's a well known fact that she has Herpes which makes it even more disgusting that people fantasize about barebacking that diseased whore.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
And if you let your eyes wander north-west, you'll notice that her fingernails look like she just climbed out of the pit in Jame Gumb's basement.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
I don't care. I would give it to her real good.
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
So, is it true that she wears blue contacts? What a weirdo!!
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
OMG, I must now go claw my eyeballs out!
You would think the girl could afford a decent manicure. Jame Gumb....LOL!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
disgusting, i hate her
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
Man, that would go taste with some Frank's Red Hot.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
i can only imagine how disgusting her snatch tastes
and she should shave that shit.. i usually i love pubic hair, but not on HER
god it's just GROSS! and it's true, she is the worst fuck ever. i'd rather fuck my couch.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Worse than her vag lips (which are not that bad looking, let's be honest) are her chewed-to-the-nub fingernails.
Yuck. I wouldn't want those bleeding claws handling my man-handle.
By j. rick calrezzi, on 1:47 PM
I'd gladly bury my face in it.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
and of course, the carpet doesn't match the drapes!
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
tell me again the difference between paris hilton and some cracked-out street corner whore?
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
i love that *crotch in the headlights* look that dude next to her is working.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Paris' cunt niblets hanging off that string remind me of that sly stallone movie where people were climbing mountains and then falling to their deaths into a massive crevasse. I heard her poon is so large they actually use it as a sound studio for Rikola cough drop commercials!
Le Jackel
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Caption:
"It's biting me! The fucker's biting me!"
Seriously, that thing does not look healthy. My scrotum looked more appealing after i got kicked in the nuts 5 times in a rugby game.
It's the fact the she has both razor burn and stubble that really does it for me. Eugh.
By sam991, on 2:15 PM
Just goes to show -- no amount of money can buy class.
And ditto on those grubby ass fingernails.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
we all know that paris never wears panties. who wears a white dress without panties when aunt flo is in town...
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Giggetty-giggetty!
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Hell ya, I'd hit it, she would just have to put a bag over hear head, but her body is bangin. her fucked up nose and eyes i could do w/out. and yes i would wear a condom, i'm-luckily-std free, and i intend to stay that way.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
What's the point of "hitting it" if she's a lousy lay, has a highly contagious, incurable disease and you'd have to put a bag over her head because her face is ugly? Are you really that ugly and desperate for pussy?
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
anon 2:24 makes a stellar point! Score: 1 for anon 2:24, 0 anon 2:22
By tomtom, on 2:33 PM
apparently 2:22 p.m. isn't aware that you can catch the herp WITH a condom on.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
mommy, make it stop.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
tell me again the difference between paris hilton and some cracked-out street corner whore?
the whore works for her money.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
I know Paris's vagina usually attracts a crowd, but this is ridiculous. lol
Anon 2:42 is correct.
JJ
By joejoe, on 2:48 PM
Some needs a new razor...
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
it kind of looks like a disfigured penis.... i actually think it might be... i mean, she sometimes looks like a man.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
God that thing is ugly.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
nasty disease infested whore.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
those are some jacked up fingernails ...
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
has she ever heard of panties?
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
I wonder whether her mother calls her after these types of pics show up on the 'Net and threatens to withdraw all financial support. Or, is this another display (pardon the pun) of Paris' evil genius. She HAS been out of the press lately . . .
By Kitty X, on 3:40 PM
But her vaginal area is the most attractive part of her body! Everything else about her is fake. Including her eyes and personality (if you can call it that).
By looking at the vag you know what you are getting.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
that vagina would definetly turn me gay
By prettyboy, on 4:07 PM
She may be a slut, but she is still really goood looking. Her vagina looks yummy!
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
Fuck, that's gross. Such a skinny waif with such a flabby, deflated, used up, torn up snatch. Disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
Paris is sexy as hell. Please, like you all wouldn't dive right into that muff.
Sure, she's a filthy whore, but she's a high maintenence type and they usually keep it real down there. I bet her ass tastes like french-vanilla ice cream. Now, can we please get back to picking on Kelly Clarckson?
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
^ She has HERPES! She CAN'T FUCK or SUCK DICK!! Why would anyone want that? What is the matter with you losers? It's people like you who force people like me who HATE condoms to use condoms because you're careless and disgusting people who fuck filthy whores like this and we don't want to catch what you're spreading. Why can't you just be careful and avoid talentless sluts like her?
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
Her vag looks like a 70 year old man's ball sack.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
I'd still hit it. That sex tape was made when she was 19, and she is 25 now. She's got to better in the sack after 6 years of practice.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
Wow, I feel really lucky to have a pretty vagina after looking at that thing. Hers looks like what I'd imagine a retired, black street hooker's vagina would look like.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
Condoms are for pussies, bro. Be a man and roll the dice. Life ain't worth living behind protective gear.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
I'm sure all of the women you infect with your diseases and then pass on to their children will thank you for "rolling the dice", you worthless piece of shit.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Not my fault. They should ask me to wear a condom.
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
And no, I'm not interested in seeing this skank whore's nasty ass snatch EVER AGAIN, thank you very much!
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
You can still catch herpes with condoms, people. It's all fun and games until you have open sores all over your mouths and genitals.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Didn't she just say recently that she doesn't give it up easily? She leaves nothing to the imagination, so really . . .
. . . and she's not kidding anyone with that comment either. The fact that it's this crap that keeps her in the news is sad.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
mmmmm I'm thinking arby's
By basurasaurusrex, on 5:02 PM
Oh the horror, I just clicked on it and saw it all...EW! What the hell is that string? A tampon or her g-string on the wrong way!?!?
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
Why, why, why did I click those pictures? I feel like I just watched 'Faces of Death'.
By gonna puke, on 5:04 PM
July 10, 2006 4:53 PM, along with the 'experience' with age comes the skank riddled with STDs, you can have her. At least God can do us a favour by making sure that her clamydia renders her infertile so we don't have to put up with another generation of half-wit, , attention seeking whores like her.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
5:02, if she has her g-string on the wrong way, she's more retarded than I ever could have imagined. You are probably right though.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
Whatever that is, it isn't a vagina. That's either a ballsack or she's an alien or both. Go see a doctor Paris.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
That is certainly not a Tampon String! It looks more like a G-String giving her a major weggie.
By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM
Oh God, her vagina in the linked photo looks like she claw of my dead gerbil..
By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
It look's like a set of ball's for crist sake,or one big hemeroid.She is SOOOOOOOO NASTY.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
i think i saw a blister or sore in pic number 2!
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
anonymous 4:54...WTF???? Why does it have to be a black street hooker?!?!
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
i think i saw a blister or sore in pic number 2!
i'm not sure, but it looks like there might be 2 red sores, one on each side!
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
id freaking lick and bang it any day of the week. soo nice. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy, wonder how good the taste is.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
eewwwww. i just threw up all over my keyboard. thanks. thanks very much.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
I know we all (women) look different when it comes to the cooch but daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, that shit looks toooooore up!
If you are not going to wear panties, Paris, just think about the millions of eyeballs you are going to f**k up (again) next time you decide to exit an automobile.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Her Labia look very swollen and misshapen. It that from herpes?
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Someone call Orkin for christ sakes....you *know* those lips must have larvae.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
as a medical student, you can see that she has blisters on her outer labia--which is an indication that she may have an active herpes outbreak. :(
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
definatly lick tha shit out of it..!!! HOOT
By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM
Oh for crying out loud, SHADDUP about how it's supposedly deformed/discolored/covered in boils! It looks normal. That is a normal labia.
By Tuffy, on 1:16 AM
I bet that's exactly what clay aiken's arsehole looks like. They have matchin' snatches!
For the people who say that her lips aren't "that bad?" Are you kidding it looks like she used a pair of those fun-party-scissors used to give crazy edges to all your home craft projects!
By sketchy mess jeoffory, on 2:15 AM
she is a bitch
By ministo, on 3:52 AM
can we please forget her über-disgusting "muschi" for a second...
would you please check out her nails!!! with hands like these, girlfriend, all your gucci, dior, etc. won´t help you shit in the world.. I really dont wanna know how she treats the rest of her body.. maybe showering twice a week or something
By Anonymous, on 4:38 AM
It looks like a cow pattie with a wagon track through it.
By Anonymous, on 4:42 AM
i can't decide which is grosser, the floppy cooter or the bitten fingernails.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 AM
i think it IS a tampon string. her vagina is probably so stretched out and cavernous, she needs a tampon to be the size of a roll of paper towels to stay in there.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
i'm with 5:18. that's definitely a nutsack.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM
I'd hit it... With a can of Raid.
By jeditemple, on 6:24 AM
Wtf is wrong with you people? Can't you tell the difference between Paris Hilton's vagina and the meat and cheese Gordita at Taco Bell? She's hiding it under her skirt.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 AM
ok, the string looks like it's to a thong, but where is the fabric that's supposed to cover the naughty bit? Did she put her thong on backwards?
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
Actually I thought her BJ technique was decent for someone who doesn't deep throat. She used her hands really nicely. And the pop shot on her boobs was okay considering it was on tape, but I bet she never swallows--one shot is more than her daily caloric intake.
By Anonymous, on 7:48 AM
I already see that second picture of her nasty crocht one year ago...
Whatever, I am a PARISIAN and I'am SAD that my beautiful town is now synonymous of nasty crocht with sexual deases...
Shame ! Sham ! Shame !
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
I was assume that banging Paris would feel like throwing a broomstick down a hallway. That hallway has seen some major pedestrian traffic. Cover it up, whore!
By Anonymous, on 8:42 AM
I'm actually surprised she doesn't have more of a Brazilian going on. I guess she just trims.
By Tuffy, on 9:29 AM
You mean she uses a weedeater, some Roundup, and Yard Guard.
That thing looks like the Sarlacc Pit from Return of the Jedi. I'm sure it has tentacles that drag men to their deaths.
By jeditemple, on 9:40 AM
I agree with 10:03, I worked at an OB/GYN's office and it definitely looks like she's had a Herpes outbreak recently.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
I already have herpes so FUCKIT HAHAHA
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Holy Cojones!!! Put that s**t away, you freak!!
By Lichidogirl, on 11:28 AM
Just goes to show money can't buy class or a cure for herpes
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Just goes to show you money can buy you many things but it can't buy class or a cure for herpes!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
Oh for crying out loud, SHADDUP about how it's supposedly deformed/discolored/covered in boils! It looks normal. That is a normal labia.
i can see 2 sores with my own eyes, and the shape and pubic hair is disgusting. if all pussies looked like that, i would be gay.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
>i can see 2 sores with my own eyes, and the shape and pubic hair is disgusting. if all pussies looked like that, i would be gay.
Well, maybe you should be gay. Far be it from me to defend Paris, but you need to get one of those picture books that show all the different ways pussies can look.
RE the sores issue, I don't see these sores everyone is talking about. Do people mean the redness on the littler part, right by the thong string?
By Tuffy, on 12:16 PM
This is just like the Kelly Clarkson post. Fat girls defend Kelly Clarkson's fatness and girls with gross looking vaginas defend Paris Hilton's gross vagina.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Looks like someone let the air out of her ballsack.
By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Far be it from me to defend Paris, but you need to get one of those picture books that show all the different ways pussies can look.
i've seen hundreds of pussies, and that is disgusting!
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Be kind, people. That thing has gone through a lot.
By catlebrity, on 3:55 PM
there's hope for us all, I guess money can't buy you a perfect vagina or underwear for that matter
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
Would someone enlighten me how it's common knowledge that she has herpes? I do see the 2 small sores on her, but I just wonder how everyone knew she had it before the pics?
Also, did you all realize that 1 in 4 American adults has herpes? It's much more common than most realize. Condoms don't stop the infecton from spreading. Having herpes does NOT mean that a person gets around or is dirty. It only means she was with someone else who had it and she got it too.
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
I just cant get over the bad manicure....
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
It's not so pretty Paris. How about some underwear. You know, to create some MYSTIQUE? Not that most of the world hasn't seen it before. (It really isn't that pretty Paris, TRULY.)
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
Did her cooter look like this in the sex vid?
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
I agree with 10:03, I worked at an OB/GYN's office and it definitely looks like she's had a Herpes outbreak recently.
... That's hot.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
I am sorry but if I was her PARENTS I'd be Ashemed of this bitch and I would have atleast "DISOWNED" and told her to shape up you dumb ass bitch or no more MONEY hunny..I am not jelious of her cause she is "PRETTY" ( hell na she is ugly, and my dogs ass looks finer than her face) i am just jelious of her money....
By Anonymous, on 1:25 AM
I'm jelious of your spelling.
By Tuffy, on 3:12 AM
in asia, we call it CHEE BYE but from the look of it, looks more like a CHAO CHEE BYE with probably flies flying around it...
By Anonymous, on 3:19 AM
that is fucking rancid
By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM
I would love to sniff her little ham wallet.
By HOBOKENM BITCHES!!!, on 7:36 AM
Her hair is looking REALLY thin. She should quit with the extensions and bleach for a while.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 AM
so does she have the thong up to her navel or is it just on backwards....
you can sand metal with that vagine stubble..nice
By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
I thought all porn stars had Brazilian bikini waxes these days.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
looks like a small pair of balls to me
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
I don't see any blisters, WTF are you people just hallucinating this shit up to fit in with your hateful made up bull?
I'm no Paris fan...
By Voracious, on 1:29 PM
why buy the whore...
when everyone can get the cunt for free?
paris, pull yourself up by your pussystraps for the love of all!
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
It just occurred to me where I've seen a sight like that: my neighbor's mastiff.
MALE mastiff.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM
It just occurred to me where I've seen a sight like that: my neighbor's mastiff.
MALE mastiff.
By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
Conrad Nicholson Hilton, the skank's great grandfather, is doing flip flops in his grave.
If those lips look like that now and, God forbid she pops out a couple kids, imagine what that cooter will look at. But not to worry, they have vaginoplasties now.
God, she's a horrid cunt.
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
I don't see any blisters, WTF are you people just hallucinating this shit up to fit in with your hateful made up bull?
you should be able to see a reddish sore on each side, like a mosquito bite, unless you're color blind..
but whether she's diseased or not, DAMN that thing looks nasty.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
Would someone enlighten me how it's common knowledge that she has herpes? I do see the 2 small sores on her, but I just wonder how everyone knew she had it before the pics?
it was actually a news story before, that she told some celeb guy she has herpes
By Anonymous, on 9:50 PM
her pussy might look nasty..but take a look at those nails of hers...ewww wtf!! isn't she a millionaire...do something about those nails before going out in public!
By Anonymous, on 12:11 AM
135 comments on Paris's vagina?
Seems like an average weekend for her doesn't it?
By joejoe, on 1:16 PM
so LOOSE
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
Egads! I agree with whoever said that it looks like what you'd expect the hooha of an elderly woman might look like. Methinks Paris needs some plastic surgery on her privates. Is there such a thing as a pussy lift?
And, if you look really closely on the right side you can see either genital warts or an active case of herpes. YIKES!
By Scylla, on 3:09 PM
you are the ones that are rancid.. never read such venomous, low comments about someone before. Im now starting to like Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 4:51 AM
I would eat and tongue clean that nasty slit out in a second
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
Does anybody know the name of this guy next to her? He was in the 2005 Gumball and was wearing the craziest looking sunglasses I wanna get... anybody know what im talking about or just his name?? Thanks...
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
As much as this girl shows her vagina, you would think that she would have a publicist for it. Not only does this whore flash herself at every opportunity she had the nerve to label herself as the icon of this decade. And I quote: "I think every decade has an iconic blonde- like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana- and right now, I'm that icon." Don't even get me started on that.
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
Dirtiest looking vagina i have ever seen. Imagine who and whats been in it!!
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
okay kids. the important thing here is that she's completely classless. the other important thing is that that is NOT a tampon string, but obviously a thong... pulled over to one side for god only knows what reason. sigh. I guess it's good that she bothered to wear underwear at all, but what's the point?
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
okay, so i know thats not a tampon string unless tampon strings come lacey now (look closer) i actually seen a pair of these in the store once it a pair of, yes like paris claimed, "see through underwear" no really they are like lining g-string with no material between so its just a bunch of elastic srings one around the hips two lining down the crotch to connect to the g-string and up her ass to the top. simple. so the one that is shown is just one of them that goes on the side. but about her labia it looks like a sack of balls!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
That string is part of her g-string but it looks like she put it in the wrong side! Ass string on the front and the part normaly covering her genitals up her ass! Some Paris Hilton Deformed face video on http://www.xarj.net/
By Anonymous, on 2:35 AM
I have three words for 'ol Paris: Old Busted Football
By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM
cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket
By Anonymous, on 7:57 AM
Aye... I wear no panties all the time. It makes my clothes look more better then having a deep panties lines in your clothes... Like for example: Your jeans. Then again you can always wear a thong. Thats if you can take the pain of a string rubbing threw your BUTT CRACK and it feel like you having a wedgy all day.
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
Lends a whole new meaning to the phrase "moneybags"
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
I think Paris is losing her vagina!
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
About a month ago my Rottweiller got ahold of an old basketball and punctured it. Then he spent many weeks chewing it and getting it pretty nasty with dog-slobber, dog-food bits and hairballs that stuck to it. Finally it got so nasty and disgusting that even he wouldn't play with it anymore.
I see that Paris Hilton has stolen the thing, and is hiding it under her skirt. Tell her I want it back. It's probably worth something on eBay, though I feel obliged to handle the wrapping operation with a set of fireplace tongs.
By Rebel Master Sergeant, on 12:55 AM
She should just kill herself, she's a pathetic AIDS ridden whore.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 PM
Okay people. For one thing it's not a fucking vagina.
It's labia. To see the vagina you actually have to spread the labia apart.
If you're going to talk about the shit, know what the fuck you're talking about.
Another thing is that everybodies labia look different. Her's aren't that pretty, but they aren't mutated either.
They are about average.
If you are looking at this shit it's because your curious anyway.
So if you really want to find out what normal is, I suggest you hit a few nudist sites and/or clubs or be a nurse or doctor. Because you won't see anything EVER that looks exactly like the porn mags or videos.
And if you feel that grossed out by human genitalia, you have some sex issues you need to work on.
Get real and grow up.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
I wouldn't give Paris the sweat off my balls if she was dying of thirst in the desert. Can you imagine sticking your cock in that puss, scabbed over, nasty beaver.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
you could drive a bus into that nasty snatch hole.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Get that girl a manicurist. Quick.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
Judge Declares Paris Hilton's Vagina Public Domain
Looks like the law is getting involved with this Paris Hilton vagina thing.
http://www.spoilerama.com/?q=node/29
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
I can't believe no one mentioned Tom Hanks sitting beside her all messed up on ecstacy!
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
OMG you guys are so funny i'm practically peeing my pants! I, for one happen to love Paris as a TV personality b/c I think it's all just an act and a desperate cry for attention....As a member of the female nation STRONGLY think that she NEEDS to invest in some lovely LaPerla Lingerie right away and cover it up!!! Paris, men want thethrill of the chase...they don't want to bring a dirty ho home to their parents! I wonder if she gets embarrassed?
By **SpArKLe**, on 6:27 PM
Shouldn't there be a law against this kind of thing? Like public indecency or something? I'm not disgusted by her privates or anything, people have different bodies. I'm just repulsed at the fact that this little bimbo feels no remorse at all the attention craving, shameful things that she does. Then she has the bloody gall to refer to herself as an icon? She is pretty, I'll admit. But she's disgusting for behaving in such a trashy manner. I thought spoilt rich people were raised to have class..that is why most of them look down on others, isn't it? And as for her parents, don't they love her enough to do something about their daughter. I know for a fact if it was my child, I would most certainly not let it go on. Paris is just pathetic, I feel nothing but PITY for her!!! Nnnnxxx!
By Anonymous, on 3:21 AM
Them long lips are schweet ! And that cushion on either side? YEH ! Glad she tries to keep it smoov, but hey laser isn't that spensive, go girl.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 AM
It's looks like a BALL SACK to me!