well i'm not so sure about keira knightley being unhealthily skinny. she's gorgeous and sure her collarbones poke out...but look at those legs! they are amazing and not chickenlike or anorexic at all, she's probably just a pear shape.
Well I think she's a bit too skinny. She'd improve her looks if she gained 15lbs. It would fill her out more and get rid of the "I can see your breast bone" look she's sporting.
But yeah.. I can see why the movie made so much.. saw it yesterday and it was awesome. I can't wait for the 3rd one, but have to wait a freaking year for it! GRRR!
I agree, the movie was awesome, but damn cliffhanger endings!!
I think Keira looked fantastic in those pics at the beach, with just a little more body weight so I can't see her sternum. And I agree with the comment that her face is perfect...it always makes me think of that spoof during the Oscars "Keira, brave enought to act while beautiful...cheekbones made of angel dust".
And Johnny Depp is damn fine, but needs to lose the spotty facial hair as soon as filming is over!
I don't care how hot Johnny Depp is(and he is really hot!) But I didn't like the first Pirates movie and I'm pretty sure I won't like this one. Yet, I'm pretty sure my friends are going to drag me out to see it. If that's the case, then I will subject them to the Miami Vice movie
I agree, the movie was awesome, but damn cliffhanger endings!!
I think Keira looked fantastic in those pics at the beach, with just a little more body weight so I can't see her sternum. And I agree with the comment that her face is perfect...it always makes me think of that spoof during the Oscars "Keira, brave enought to act while beautiful...cheekbones made of angel dust".
And Johnny Depp is damn fine, but needs to lose the spotty facial hair as soon as filming is over!ial hair as soon as filming is over!
I don't understand why she would wear a dress that completely accentuates her flat chest. Perhaps it's an oh so polite 'fuck you' to the Jessica Simpsons of the world.
Fuck Keira... that last picture should be on the wall of an eating disorder clinic. If you have a cavernous hole in your chest where your breasts should be, and if it is deep enough to serve a hearty salsa in, then you shouldn't accentuate it by framing it in silk.
Eat a sandwich, or an entire cow. At the minimum... don't show it off. Yucky.
At least Keira doesn't have implants which is a big plus in my book. But she is scrawny and flat and pear-shaped so that gets a minus.
Everyone isn't going to see the movie, just more are going because of the huge amount of crap we are subjected to regularly.
Johnny needs to shave, I had better facial hair when I was 16. Quit advertising that you have a lousy, spotty beard. But he is better than Tom Cruise but then who isn't?
I see why the pirates like her. Not hard to find that sunken chest.
har-har!
ok so keira's too skinny there, so what? she'll gain a bit back. she's not the olsen twins or nicole richie. and totally agree about johnny depp's bad facial hair. at least it's better than ashton kutcher's. but i don't know what girls see in him... he's ugly.
Isn't it sad that the more formulaic, focus-group-based and vapid a film Hollywood makes the more money it rakes in.
No wonder most of the films they make now are shit. They have no reason to do otherwise. It's like they've cracked the code: "just show'em shit with just the right amount of thrills, spills and ass and they'll come piling in! The morons."
To all the POTC haters- I actually think this movie is one of the best examples of a family-style adventure film in ages. How in the world would you lump this in with clear-cut moneywhoring movies like the Fast and the Furious series, or any of the Duff-Lohan ventures? I'm as cynical and artsy as the next film-school dropout, but I could watch Captain Jack buy adult diapers and still find it hugely entertaining.
Naw, I don't care what anyone says, I loved the movie!
It was mindless and entertaining, like watching a little kid shove a pea up his nose and blow it out, except I didn't have to worry about having to take the kid in to have it surgically removed later.
Johnny Depp was delicious. Bloomie Pants? Not so much.
Keira just has absolutely no chest, which is unfortunate, because she's a pretty girl and all. Not every woman can have boobs, and some are just so naturally thin that most people would like to think they're anorexic. Also, most people who saw PofC went to see it because there's pirates in it, which is the reason I'm waiting for it to come on DVD because I can't sit more than two hours in a movie theatre unless it's like A Scanner Darkly or something in that vein...
Kiera looks like a bug-eyed preying mantis that doesnt know what to do with its over-long neck or its "dramatic" acting. I think she looks disgusting, and her "amazing" body only serves as a reminder to all the normal, gorgeous women out there that they are never going to look like her. She looks sick, even if she isnt, and I cant believe anyone would find her sexy.
Keira? Honestly? The girl has been working for almost three years straight (since PotC1 came out). I'm not surprised she looks super skinny, I lose weight when I'm stressed and I have a similar body type to her. Her thighs are healthy looking, and I'm betting if she goes home and vegs on her couch for a while eating M&Ms she'll look a little better.
The movie was just good clean pirating fun that was reasonably enjoyed by both my 45 year old mother and 10 year old sister. I have no problem with that.
OMFG kate bosworth IS too damn skinny!! MAN! I know that us, girls from the modern world, need to look as hot as possible, but shit this isnt hot! As for keira, gee, she looks good but would look a lot better with some more meat on... oh well, johnny depp is super dooper cool and cute and all and... noooooo why can't I be older so that he can date me???
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'Fuck head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a fucking tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'Fuck head'
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'Fuck head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a fucking tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'Fuck head'
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'Fuck head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a fucking tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'Fuck head'
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'F**k head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a f**king tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'F**k head'
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'F**k head'. also any1 who likes Keira Knightley is a f**king. she is a tranny so if u fancy her u are also a 'F**k head'
You people are just disgusting! You're picking Keira Knightley to bits as if she were some carcass to scavenge off! What does a girl have to do to be treated like a thinking, feeling human? People don't exist just so you can take shots at what's WRONG with them. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU??
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well i'm not so sure about keira knightley being unhealthily skinny. she's gorgeous and sure her collarbones poke out...but look at those legs! they are amazing and not chickenlike or anorexic at all, she's probably just a pear shape.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
He said Kate Boswirth is too skinny. She is. It's gross.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
keira's chest is concave. perfect face though. intoxicating.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I'd be gay for Johnny Depp - he's ridiculously good looking. Plus he's cool, unlike a lot of guys in his peer group (Tom Cruise).
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
i fucking love her. for some reason she is ok skinny. ok, not ok, fucking HOT!
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
she has amazing legs.. she should wear more clothes that showed them, so she would look less skinny!
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Well I think she's a bit too skinny. She'd improve her looks if she gained 15lbs. It would fill her out more and get rid of the "I can see your breast bone" look she's sporting.
But yeah.. I can see why the movie made so much.. saw it yesterday and it was awesome. I can't wait for the 3rd one, but have to wait a freaking year for it! GRRR!
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
I agree, the movie was awesome, but damn cliffhanger endings!!
I think Keira looked fantastic in those pics at the beach, with just a little more body weight so I can't see her sternum. And I agree with the comment that her face is perfect...it always makes me think of that spoof during the Oscars "Keira, brave enought to act while beautiful...cheekbones made of angel dust".
And Johnny Depp is damn fine, but needs to lose the spotty facial hair as soon as filming is over!
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Their demographics are way off.
I'm not going to see it because the first one was awful and the XXX spin-off 'Pirates' was superior.
By sam991, on 11:30 AM
I don't care how hot Johnny Depp is(and he is really hot!) But I didn't like the first Pirates movie and I'm pretty sure I won't like this one. Yet, I'm pretty sure my friends are going to drag me out to see it. If that's the case, then I will subject them to the Miami Vice movie
By Brandy, on 11:31 AM
I agree, the movie was awesome, but damn cliffhanger endings!!
I think Keira looked fantastic in those pics at the beach, with just a little more body weight so I can't see her sternum. And I agree with the comment that her face is perfect...it always makes me think of that spoof during the Oscars "Keira, brave enought to act while beautiful...cheekbones made of angel dust".
And Johnny Depp is damn fine, but needs to lose the spotty facial hair as soon as filming is over!ial hair as soon as filming is over!
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Shiny, sparkly breast bones are, like, so hot right now.
By Jess, on 11:43 AM
I don't understand why she would wear a dress that completely accentuates her flat chest. Perhaps it's an oh so polite 'fuck you' to the Jessica Simpsons of the world.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Her bottom half looks totally great. Her legs are toned and not in the least bony. Her upper and lower halves don't match.
Her face would be so much prettier if she stopped making those pouty lips all the time.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
i don't know why everybody's obsessed with these shitty pirate movies
keira knightley is hot
johnny depp is not
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Fuck Keira... that last picture should be on the wall of an eating disorder clinic. If you have a cavernous hole in your chest where your breasts should be, and if it is deep enough to serve a hearty salsa in, then you shouldn't accentuate it by framing it in silk.
Eat a sandwich, or an entire cow. At the minimum... don't show it off. Yucky.
By CK1, on 12:30 PM
I see why the pirates like her. Not hard to find that sunken chest.
JJ
By joejoe, on 12:47 PM
At least Keira doesn't have implants which is a big plus in my book. But she is scrawny and flat and pear-shaped so that gets a minus.
Everyone isn't going to see the movie, just more are going because of the huge amount of crap we are subjected to regularly.
Johnny needs to shave, I had better facial hair when I was 16. Quit advertising that you have a lousy, spotty beard. But he is better than Tom Cruise but then who isn't?
By Sabre, on 1:04 PM
I see why the pirates like her. Not hard to find that sunken chest.
har-har!
ok so keira's too skinny there, so what? she'll gain a bit back. she's not the olsen twins or nicole richie. and totally agree about johnny depp's bad facial hair. at least it's better than ashton kutcher's. but i don't know what girls see in him... he's ugly.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Marry me, Johnny. You beautiful man.
By janine, on 1:25 PM
Isn't it sad that the more formulaic, focus-group-based and vapid a film Hollywood makes the more money it rakes in.
No wonder most of the films they make now are shit. They have no reason to do otherwise. It's like they've cracked the code: "just show'em shit with just the right amount of thrills, spills and ass and they'll come piling in! The morons."
Guess they got a clue from McDonald's.
By frank, on 1:25 PM
Where are the pictures of Orlando Bloom? You have Kiera and Johnny so why not Orlando? He's the reason I watched the movie 2x last weekend.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
To all the POTC haters-
I actually think this movie is one of the best examples of a family-style adventure film in ages. How in the world would you lump this in with clear-cut moneywhoring movies like the Fast and the Furious series, or any of the Duff-Lohan ventures? I'm as cynical and artsy as the next film-school dropout, but I could watch Captain Jack buy adult diapers and still find it hugely entertaining.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Pirates of the Caribbean: Walking Skeleton's Concave Chest
By trixie24, on 2:54 PM
Naw, I don't care what anyone says, I loved the movie!
It was mindless and entertaining, like watching a little kid shove a pea up his nose and blow it out, except I didn't have to worry about having to take the kid in to have it surgically removed later.
Johnny Depp was delicious. Bloomie Pants? Not so much.
PS: Anyone need a babysitter? I'm kinda bored.
By Vigilante, on 4:01 PM
Keira just has absolutely no chest, which is unfortunate, because she's a pretty girl and all. Not every woman can have boobs, and some are just so naturally thin that most people would like to think they're anorexic. Also, most people who saw PofC went to see it because there's pirates in it, which is the reason I'm waiting for it to come on DVD because I can't sit more than two hours in a movie theatre unless it's like A Scanner Darkly or something in that vein...
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
It was mindless and entertaining
just like america..
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
I'd describe Mr & Mrs Smith as mindless and entertaining. I'd describe POTC as less fun than a prison enema.
I'll leave you to mull that one over.
By sam991, on 7:51 PM
Kiera looks like a bug-eyed preying mantis that doesnt know what to do with its over-long neck or its "dramatic" acting. I think she looks disgusting, and her "amazing" body only serves as a reminder to all the normal, gorgeous women out there that they are never going to look like her.
She looks sick, even if she isnt, and I cant believe anyone would find her sexy.
And her acting is wooden.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
johnny depp is so fucking hot
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Keira? Honestly? The girl has been working for almost three years straight (since PotC1 came out). I'm not surprised she looks super skinny, I lose weight when I'm stressed and I have a similar body type to her. Her thighs are healthy looking, and I'm betting if she goes home and vegs on her couch for a while eating M&Ms she'll look a little better.
The movie was just good clean pirating fun that was reasonably enjoyed by both my 45 year old mother and 10 year old sister. I have no problem with that.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 PM
haaa Johnny has one helloffa nosehair in picture 2
but still I love him!
By Anonymous, on 5:28 AM
Keira is very beautiful and def Hollywood sexy, but this movie is all about Johnny. I enjoyed every minute of it, can't wait for #3.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
That girl is too skinny. Didn't Captain Ahab fire her at Moby Dick one time?
By jeditemple, on 9:42 AM
OMFG kate bosworth IS too damn skinny!! MAN! I know that us, girls from the modern world, need to look as hot as possible, but shit this isnt hot! As for keira, gee, she looks good but would look a lot better with some more meat on... oh well, johnny depp is super dooper cool and cute and all and... noooooo why can't I be older so that he can date me???
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
Johnny Depp IS the sexiest man alive
I will watch any movie with him in it even if it sucks
he is soo damn hot
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'Fuck head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a fucking tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'Fuck head'
By Anonymous, on 4:20 AM
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'Fuck head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a fucking tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'Fuck head'
By Anonymous, on 4:20 AM
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'Fuck head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a fucking tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'Fuck head'
By Anonymous, on 4:21 AM
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'F**k head'and any1 who thinks Keira Knightley is a f**king tranny and any1 who fancies her is is also a 'F**k head'
By Anonymous, on 4:22 AM
i totally agree Johnny is so hot and any1 who says he is not is just a 'F**k head'. also any1 who likes Keira Knightley is a f**king. she is a tranny so if u fancy her u are also a 'F**k head'
By Anonymous, on 4:25 AM
You people are just disgusting! You're picking Keira Knightley to bits as if she were some carcass to scavenge off! What does a girl have to do to be treated like a thinking, feeling human? People don't exist just so you can take shots at what's WRONG with them. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU??
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
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