I hope they're not really casting Jennifer Lopez still. Hopefully Scarlett said she wouldn't take the role unless they got rid of J-Ho. There's no way that movie will be be good with that cunt in it, even if Scarlett is there.
I'm glad someone is finally saying Lindsay Lohan is a crappy actress. She's been in a few shitty films for kids, then there was Mean Girls where she was upstaged by Rachel McAdams. Anyone could have played Lohan's part and done it better. And I haven't seen the one with Meryl Streep yet, but I can only assume the film would have been better without Lohan. She's really overrated by her publicists and all of her tween and teen fans.
i'm kinda tired of her. and really tired of these tv show remakes. aren't there any other actresses? (yes, scarlett is beautiful, but she's in everything it seems.)
Okay you know what...who the hell deemed her this "hot shit" actress? yes- She's gorgeous, but honestly has she been in anything relevant other than Match Point or Lost In Translation? I can think of a dozen more qualified actresses than her. Besides, Dallas is a doomed failure- did we not learn from Starsky and Hutch or the Dukes of Hazzard? Someone so "coveted" shouldn't even want to take a bullshit role that could just as easily been offered to Jessica Simpson who at least would've pranced around half naked to bring in the box office dollars.
Calling Scarlett Johansson more talented than all the rest of those talentelss morons is not calling her a "wonderful actress". It just means she doesn't suck as bad as they do.
Yeah, I guess it would be better to have scars where those moles were removed and stupid, fake veneers instead of regular teeth. You're an idiot, 9.32.
Scarlett is a steamy sex kitten. When ever I see those beautiful milky white jugs I think of her on a bed of roses waiting for me to employe every perverted sex fantasy I ever conjured up in all those years in prison. Scarlett, on bended knee I ask you to marry me.
Aaaaawww c'mon now, anon 9:38. A bit harsh of you to try to hurt my feelings just cuz you don't agree. No one said she needs surgery. I just don't find her all that attractive.
I think at the end of the day, we just respect her choices and her public persona more than the common targets (Jessica, Nicole, Paris, Lindsay, etc.)...
As we've said, compared to the tarts that are usually splashed all over the media, she "can act."
First of all, I hope this is a rumor. I don't like the idea of my dear Scarlett in what sounds like is going to be a shitty movie. If she wants to do fun, not so serious movies, then she should try for stuff like Sin City 2. But Dallas? Fuck that.
I'm not sure "Dallas" is the type of film Scarlett should even be in, it's based on a crappy 80s TV show by Aaron Spelling...she really needs to up the scale on the type of films she chooses to be in, this is strictly Jessica Simpson or Lindsay Lohan territory. Scarlett is in Woody Allen films now for chrissakes, this Dallas stuff is just shitty to begin with! Hahha, broomstickr oles are strictly for the Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton archetypes, altho Paris would make a GREAT Big Bird!
Did anyone here (I doubt the guys did) see Girl with a Pearl Earring? I loved Scarlett in that movie, and she looked great with that red hair (when they finally showed her hair). That was great movie, to me.
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Of all the picks, only Scarlett gives me any stiff competition, if you know what I mean...
By Woody, on 4:02 PM
i used to loooove dallas as a kid... but this movie sounds like a very. bad. idea.
By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM
I hope they're not really casting Jennifer Lopez still. Hopefully Scarlett said she wouldn't take the role unless they got rid of J-Ho. There's no way that movie will be be good with that cunt in it, even if Scarlett is there.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
With the words "beat off" and "stiff" back to back like that it truly is a wonder the person read that off with a straight face.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Yeah, I'm not a JLo fan either ... if it's got her it's gonna be crap.
Scarlett is one of my favorites!
Paris or Nicole? That has to be a joke.
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
I'm glad someone is finally saying Lindsay Lohan is a crappy actress. She's been in a few shitty films for kids, then there was Mean Girls where she was upstaged by Rachel McAdams. Anyone could have played Lohan's part and done it better. And I haven't seen the one with Meryl Streep yet, but I can only assume the film would have been better without Lohan. She's really overrated by her publicists and all of her tween and teen fans.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
I haven't been stiff in years.
By master haywood allen, on 5:07 PM
Scarlett in glasses is hawt.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
Scarlett = Lucy = Good
Travolta = JR = UNWATCHABLE - wasn't he straight??????????????
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
Aren't all these t.v. shows turned into movies flopping? What sort of "research" do the actors do? Sit down and watch the whole series on beta?
Why don't they do a Welcome Back Kotter movie and let Travolta really show us his talent!
I can't wait for the Cosby Show movie.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
They ARE doing Wecome Back Kotter! With ICE CUBE!
I shit you not.
By parissucksliterally, on 7:26 PM
she's so yummmmmy...
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
i'm kinda tired of her. and really tired of these tv show remakes. aren't there any other actresses? (yes, scarlett is beautiful, but she's in everything it seems.)
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
Okay you know what...who the hell deemed her this "hot shit" actress? yes- She's gorgeous, but honestly has she been in anything relevant other than Match Point or Lost In Translation? I can think of a dozen more qualified actresses than her. Besides, Dallas is a doomed failure- did we not learn from Starsky and Hutch or the Dukes of Hazzard? Someone so "coveted" shouldn't even want to take a bullshit role that could just as easily been offered to Jessica Simpson who at least would've pranced around half naked to bring in the box office dollars.
By roknchik, on 8:27 PM
"the broom-stick (non-speaking role)" ROFL
By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
meh, i don't think she's some wonderful actress, but she was in ghost world & lost in translation, two wonderful movies
AND SHE'S HOT ;)
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
I guess I'm the only person who thinks her horsey teeth and numerous facial moles are less than attractive?
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
Calling Scarlett Johansson more talented than all the rest of those talentelss morons is not calling her a "wonderful actress". It just means she doesn't suck as bad as they do.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Yeah, I guess it would be better to have scars where those moles were removed and stupid, fake veneers instead of regular teeth. You're an idiot, 9.32.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
Sure, Scarlett beat off SOMETHING stiff for the role...Isn't that how all young actresses get movie roles?
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
I just want to see her breasts. Get on that Todd.
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By Anonymous, on 7:34 AM
Scarlett is a steamy sex kitten. When ever I see those beautiful milky white jugs I think of her on a bed of roses waiting for me to employe every perverted sex fantasy I ever conjured up in all those years in prison. Scarlett, on bended knee I ask you to marry me.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
Aaaaawww c'mon now, anon 9:38. A bit harsh of you to try to hurt my feelings just cuz you don't agree. No one said she needs surgery. I just don't find her all that attractive.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
I think at the end of the day, we just respect her choices and her public persona more than the common targets (Jessica, Nicole, Paris, Lindsay, etc.)...
As we've said, compared to the tarts that are usually splashed all over the media, she "can act."
By GlamourEsq, on 11:58 AM
Wait! Bukkake stars have stand-ins!
By FredrickHenry, on 3:10 PM
First of all, I hope this is a rumor. I don't like the idea of my dear Scarlett in what sounds like is going to be a shitty movie. If she wants to do fun, not so serious movies, then she should try for stuff like Sin City 2. But Dallas? Fuck that.
By Anonymous, on 3:29 AM
I'm not sure "Dallas" is the type of film Scarlett should even be in, it's based on a crappy 80s TV show by Aaron Spelling...she really needs to up the scale on the type of films she chooses to be in, this is strictly Jessica Simpson or Lindsay Lohan territory. Scarlett is in Woody Allen films now for chrissakes, this Dallas stuff is just shitty to begin with! Hahha, broomstickr oles are strictly for the Nicole Richie/Paris Hilton archetypes, altho Paris would make a GREAT Big Bird!
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
Did anyone here (I doubt the guys did) see Girl with a Pearl Earring? I loved Scarlett in that movie, and she looked great with that red hair (when they finally showed her hair). That was great movie, to me.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
so scarlett is tired of getting all the good roles, eh?
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
woody allen totally nailed her. she probably fell for his irritable intelect and he's probably at the right hight to get a good view of her tits.
By harley@celebslap.com, on 2:30 AM
Nah, she's too old for Woody's tastes.
He likes them younger.
Like straight-out-of-the-orphanage young. ;)
By joejoe, on 11:34 AM
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