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Scarlett Johansson Hearts Reebok

55 Comments:

scarlett is so gorgeous.. its nice to see a woman with curves being recognized as sexy

By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
NO! I HAVE CURVES!!!!

By Kelly Clarkson, on 10:05 AM
These Scarlett pictures aren't helping Lindsay Lohan's ugly pictures look any less ugly. I think Lindsay just got even uglier.

By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
I just came on my shoes. I guess maybe that's the genius of their ad campaign, because now I need new shoes!

By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
I love Scarlett. But I'm still using Nike.

By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
yeah but kelly.. your fat everywhere except your breasts. and your face looks disformed : )

By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
Here is a little standardized marketing lesson in the format of a logical equation:

Everybody Hearts Scarlett's Titties and
Scarlett's Titties Heart Money and Fame AND
Reebok Hearts Marketing.

So, logic dictates that Scarlett Hearts Reebok, and Scarlett's rich and famous titties are hot.

By CK1, on 10:48 AM
i still can't see what the big deal about this broad is other than her tits. however, in these pictures, she looks tasty.

By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
Man, she is HOT!!! Nice pair and her lips are to die for.
Sorry for Lindsay ... Lindsay who?

By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Good to see a real woman getting props.
Now THOSE are curves. (i.e., not rolls, lard, or cottage cheese).

She's not an half-Ethiopian genderless coke-pixie (Nicole Richie), a shapeless, gelatinous blob (Kelly Clarkson), or a Terminator 2-looking machine who would be much hotter if she stopped lifting (Jessica Biel).

Scarlett rocks.

By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
I would lick it till it screams.

By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
She is pretty and a good actor, but I'm not into her endorsements.

Selling out like this is so Simpson Sisters or Hohan like.

I wish she would stick to acting, but I guess the money is that tempting.

I'm sticking with New Balance. That shit is made in the USA!

By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
It's not selling out. Most big tiem actors/actresses have endorsements. Even those whose shit smells like butterscotch; Julia Roberts, Clooney, ect...

By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
She is incredible. Now SHE is the Iconic blonde of our time. Beautiful.

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Does she got a little Charlize thing going on or do I need to clean my 'puter screen?

By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
What a beautiful, elegant woman. She carries herself in such a respectful, dignified, classy manner.

I would just love to blow my load all over her face, and watch my dog make love to her from behind while I jiggle his balls.

Precious, just precious.

By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
Interesting read, but there was a typo in your posting.

It said

"Scarlett Johansson hearts Reebok"
when in fact it should have said

"Scarlett Johansson hearts a really fat paycheck doing something braindead just like all the other retarded hollywood-phonies"

By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
she'd be super-hot if she didn't have those chicklet teeth.

By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Scarlett embodies the pulse points of our brand

oh wow, PULSE POINTS

scarlett is so sexy.. i wanna kiss her. taking pics with her bra.. man she's such a slut.

By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
I do not think this chick is all of that! She is simply ok. Not hot not fug.

By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
You are so disgustingly ugly.

By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
Im going to have to go ahead and say scarlett has a great body so people dont freak out but.....
an athletic shoe? shouldnt a person advertising an athletic shoe be someone who is clearly athletic ( say an athlete or a jessica biel type?)scarlett is in good shape, but her pics dont make me want to hit the gym.
its hard to run with titties, is what I'm saying.

By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Maybe that's the point. They are trying to expand their market to include the people at home sitting on the computer reading about celebrities.

By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
She wants to buy another mansion, Porsche, boyfriend, etc....give her a break. She's in business.

By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
When you got it, you don't need to flaunt it. She has some serious CSL's.

By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
So, if Reebok thinks getting me to masturbate to their new cover girl will make me buy their shoes, they should really stop telling me my credit card has been declined.

Huh?

By general cucombre, on 2:44 PM
NICE!

By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Geeez, I'd lick and bite her tits until she screams, kiss her lips, lick her all along her back, kiss that perfectly round ass. Go back in my brand new reebok shoes and never call her again.

By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
I'd kiss her lips, her neck go down on her tits, kiss em, bite em, lick em, until she screams my name, i'd lick her back, lay my head on her round ass and lick-kiss it.I'd kiss her lips again, I'd put on my brand new reebok and never call her again.

By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
She's got a nice rack...a nice total package...but I agree about the athleticism comment...Why can't they use an athlete??

Kirstie Alley once made a comment to the effect of "actresses used to be actresses and leave the modeling to models..."

I don't hate on her for making money...but I think of Alley's comment every time some richass celebrity actress tries to sell me grocery store hair color as if that's what she uses...

By GlamourEsq, on 4:42 PM
Anyone else see how crooked her teeth are in picture 2? Plus, those gazongas will be at her belly button in about 2 years.

By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
she's got amazing tits, but her face is unusual.

and by unusual i mean fug.

but hey! at least she's got nice BOOBIES

By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
i'd tittie fuck her and let her give me head. pretty much about it. shes cute and all but her face never has an expression. she looks tired/depressed/bored all the time.

jessica alba is still the #1 youngest fine hollywood broad.

By prettyboy, on 5:47 PM
i used to LOVE her, but now it's just obvious she's a sell-out who will do anything for a buck.

By Anonymous, on 7:29 PM
anon 1:04: "What a beautiful, elegant woman. She carries herself in such a respectful, dignified, classy manner." and then goes on to show what a disgusting pig he is in the language of how he wants to treat her.

AS IF such a classy, respectful woman would let you. No elegant, dignified woman is turned on by your description, much less suggestions of beastiality.

Pinch - you must wake up from that dream!

By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
The airbrush is strong in this one.

By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
She is gorgeous, but hardly athletic. But having said that she is lights years ahead of Kate Moss as a model for any kind of athletic wear. Now THATS an insult.

At least you could actually see Scarlett wearing a pair of tennis shoes now and then, Kate Moss wearing a jogging suit and posing with weights is laughable.

By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
Just out of curiosity, when was the last time we saw Scarlett at a gym? It would seem to make a lot more sense to have Ms. Biel market the shoes since she'll likely be seen out in them twice a day.

Or Anna Kournikova. There's another better option than Scarlett.

By sam991, on 9:55 PM
It's great to see an actress who is not starved to death being admired for her beauty. But many would still comment that she was "over weight" seeing her next to Kate Bosworth.

She has a great body, wonderful skin tone and she is also a great actress. Yeah Scarlett, let's just hope she isn't an ass or a diva. That would spoil things a bit.

By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM
Scarlett turns me on. And she turns Biff on. She is perfect. I love her. I wish she was my nanny!

By Tim Hedrow, on 11:12 PM
she's got amazing tits, but her face is unusual.

and by unusual i mean fug.

man i love her face
obviously a lot of guys agree with me.

damn, look at those LIPS... fuck whorelina

By Anonymous, on 2:51 AM
Um, I know she doesn't look athletic but you guys are dreaming if you think she doesn't hit the gym, regularly. You think she'd look this good of she didn't do some kind of exercise? Get real.

Sorry, but you're going to have to find other excuses for being lazy fatties because Scarlett looking amazing without doing any exercise is not one of them.

Now go hit that treadmill.... NOW!

By jock strap, on 4:31 AM
PURE genious on Reebok's part.

Use slightly more expensive fabrics/materials, use the same dirt cheap (ie:sweatshop) foreign labour, slap Scarlett's name on it, jack up the price and double/triple the profit. (Check out the book 'No Logo'. Grrreat read!)

I have no problem with all of the celebrity endorsers. Afterall, I'm 28, and don't look to PAYED ENDORSERS to tell me something is worth my money.

By joejoe, on 6:36 AM
4:58 said:

Anyone else see how crooked her teeth are in picture 2? Plus, those gazongas will be at her belly button in about 2 years.

Are you a woman with small breasts? Because that's something that I can only imagine a woman with small breasts would feel the need to point out here. As a large breasted woman (who has breastfed a baby, for crying out loud) I'd like to inform you that not everyone's breasts sag. I suppose if thinking hers will be all ugly in a couple years makes you feel better about your "perky" mosquito bites, go right ahead with that thought process.

And on the off chance that you're a dude (or more likely, that you'll claim you were a dude to try to refute my point) you're still retarded.

By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
And I heart Scarlett Jo. Damn she's fine.

By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
I just bought two pairs of reebox last month!

Scarlett is the S**T

By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
joejoe:

you may not look to "payed" (sic) endorsers to make your purchasing decisions, but you most certainly are NOT a "genious" (sic).

surprised you made it through a whole book.

By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Anon 11:05,

Yes, I messed up 'payed' when I should have written 'paid'. Got me there, Champ. :-D

As for 'genious', it was a simple slip of the keys. I, O and U aren't exactly on opposite sides of the keyboard.

Yes, the book WAS an excruciating challenge. I dredged through 400+ pages all the while hoping for a picture of bunnies frolicking with squirrels amongst the toadstools.

Just for you, I'll start proofreading before I post.

"Me fail english? That's unpossible."

By joejoe, on 11:38 AM
"Sorry, but you're going to have to find other excuses for being lazy fatties because Scarlett looking amazing without doing any exercise is not one of them.

Now go hit that treadmill.... NOW!

July 26, 2006 4:31 AM "

ah, the airtight "you use the internet but dont love my favorite actress so youre probably morbidly obese" argument. its my favorite of all the logic jumps.

By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
Wow, what a beautiful woman.
I would straight up DEFILE this bitch. She is so hot, she's just asking for a pearl necklace. The Woman With The Pearl Necklace! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
No, seriouslhy though, I would do some weird shit to her. I'm talking Law & Order SVU type shit...like Michael Jackson with a 10 year old Asian boy.

Man, I gotta take a massive shit. Go slow, fellas.

J-Bird

By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
"I'm talking Law & Order SVU type shit"

That's funny. Thanks for the laugh. ;)

By joejoe, on 3:04 PM
The poses in these pictures are so lame. And her strange ducky lips anyway. Don't understand the buzz about that girl...

By Yetused, on 3:47 PM
nice chest! reebok huh? what a sellout!

By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
July 26, 2006 12:33 PM -

My favorite is others putting words in my mouth.

I said that if anyone was making the assumption they could get away with not doing any exercise and still look great because that's what Scarlett seems to be doing, would be making a mistake.

Never said anything about her being my favorite actress and that if you don't agree with me you're fat. 'Fatties' and the treadmill part were just lighthearted jokes.

A little sensitive, aren't we?

By jock strap, on 4:51 PM
Ok so I'm looking at an plain woman with big breasts that are about to sag any moment now. Boring, overrated and any other word in that category is what descirbes this piece of meat. She pretty much looks like an used and abused russian hooker, but one of the uglier older ones that nobody really wants anymore. Seriously. You want her go to russia. It will be very cheap, I promess. Man, american celebrities look like crap.

By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM