God, I hope for Katie Holmes' sake this isn't some insane elaborate ruse... Tom Cruise is crazy, his reputation would stand that; she, on the other hand, would be ruined for life if caught in some perverse hoax.
Maybe they're just really private about their baby? I dunno... There were those pics of her where her belly showed and the skin was loose like she just had a kid. If there is a baby, I hope nothing is wrong with her & that is why they haven't shown her.
if "kate" really was pregnant when they started "dating", maybe the baby-daddy is black or something. whatever it is they are going to have to come up with a baby at some point.
I agree with 10:51AM that the kid never existed. They didn't think their elaborate hoax all the way through . . . 'oh, let's try and trick people into thinking we are having a baby' . . . 'yes, wear a fake pregnant belly, gain a few pounds, look haggard and then . . . um, scientology rocks'.
I could see if they wanted privacy or whatever celebs demand when it suits them, but seeing as how Cruise is a publicity whore and he and Holmes make out like 14-yr-old kids in front of the cameras, I doubt that they wanted privacy. That's why he was prancing around with her throughout the entire pregnancy and now she and this 'baby' are gone?
Any real new mother would eventually want to show the world or some people (even close friends) their baby. Not only is the joke on them now, the joke IS them.
Well, either the kid never existed or it was born with an arm sticking out of its head. Both "parents" look like they should be on the short bus anyway, so it wouldn't surprise me.
11:08am, they probably will end up with a baby at some point, when all the papers go through to purchase that little infant in Romania. Unless it is someone elses kid, then they might end up on Maury for a paternity test.
It would be ironic if the child has some sort of defect - sad, but ironic. Particularly since scientology preaches that people with birth defects or disabilities (including, mind you, homosexuals) are "sub-human" and not worthy of life.
I'll bet Tom made that baby retarded by doing all the stupid shit he does. Probably fed Katie the wrong "vitamins" and gave her too many ultrasounds with that machine he wasn't supposed to have.
It's simple. There was a mix-up with the "baby batter" and Kate was implanted with a black guy's sample. Tom's explanation will be that he has black ancestors and that he's "down wit it."
Maybe he and Michael Jackson can just swap kids. It'd be easier.
Maybe Katie has post partum depression and isn't fit for public viewing, since she hasn't gotten out of bed for the last three months and refuses to look at or handle the baby. If Tom shows up with Suri by himself people would ask where Katie is, and he'd have to lie about not eating her or stuffing her with vitamins.
There is a baby, it's just ugly and deformed as hell. They are not letting anyone see her until they are able to swap it for a normal human baby. Then all of the sudden the baby will be everywhere, doing Baby Gap ads and all that crap.
As a mother of a 2 month old, I couldn't wait to show my baby to the world, even though I looked like a Mack truck hit me, I was still smiling and getting my picture taken with my daughter. I agree with everyone else that Suri doesn't exist, if Tom is so competitive with everyone as he said on a blip of Ellen I caught last week, he would be showing that baby to the world and saying "Look what I got!" but when Ellen asked him about Suri he said "Oh we hang out with her." and then quickly changed the subject to teaching his other kids to ride motorcycles and how Katie "is not feeling well" Hell, I think he had her sent away or killed, to hide the fact that she never had a baby. It's easy when you have the money Tom does to fake a pregnancy, as I am sure he is in cahoots with a makeup artist and a props guy. I really think it was all a pubicity stunt for MI:3 since Tom's career has been in the shitter since Top Gun....and he drug poor Katie along with him. Poor girl was alot better off with Chris Klein. I think People and all the other mags that the stars are in should call the ball on old Tom and make him produce Katie and Suri along with a birth certificate and pictures of the birth. Oh wait, nevermind all the above can be faked with the right amount of bribery. So Suri never ever happened...way to go Tom, you short, tiny, pompus asshole.
Kate is suffering from post partum depression (Tom forgot to tell her that L R Hubbard said that PPD does not exist) - so Tom is keeping her under lock and key and importing copious amounts of paxil.
There's obviously some major problem here and sooner or later it'll all come out. I'm kind of excited about it. You just know it's gonna be some fucked up shit fully in line with all the crazy Cruise antics of the last year. Weeee! Break out the popcorn and raisinets!
Obviously he can't impregnate anyone, showing his emasculinity to the world. That's why he was with Nicole for 11 years and had to adopt and couldn't shoot his seed into the first wife (I forget her name) and spawn Tommy jr., so he's just bought a girlfriend and paid her a great sum to pretend that he's not infertile. He can't take drugs for his infertility because Xenu would be very, very angry with him, so he's putting his money work for him where his dick can't.
Fast forward a few months, and we'll have an exclusive to Matt Lauer about how Katie suffered from PPD and how the vitamins and exercise worked - she'll emerge looking fabulous etc...all thanks to L. Ron!!!
Even if Tom and Katie: a) wanted privacy (highly unlikely) b) had a black baby or c) had a baby with a arm coming out of its forehead... we might STILL see Katie holding a baby all covered up in blankets because they're afraid/ashamed to show its face. But we haven't even seen that. Cannot wait for the truth to come out!
I bet she wasn't even pregnant. Wasn't there that whole thing that he couldn't have kids or something? I bet they didn't have a kid, they'll wait a little bit then adopt and pretend it's theirs - some old hollywood star did like the opposite of that and it totally worked.
Even Michael Jackson dangled his precious blanket for the world to see. If the kid did exist, ugly or not, all it would need is a blanket or a brown paper bag with 2 eye-holes cut out. Maybe they are going to mass produce a brown bag and are getting it ready for consumers, that's the REAL reason why we haven't seen brown-bag-head Cruise.
Going on with my tangent (I'm anon 2:35) I work in a hospital and have NEVER seen stretch marks/bruises like Katie has been showing on her belly. Black and blue and silver? My stretch marks are red, and I mean crimson/brick red. And did anyone see the pics of her in the burberry swimdress in Australia? She was HUGE!! Beached whale kinda thing...and then what 3 weeks after Suri's supposably born she is back to her normal size? Ummm....I got huge with my daughter due to complications and here it is almost 2 months later and I've only lost 30lbs and that's sweating blood. Katie went from huge to nothing in a matter of 2-3 weeks. And then there's the mysterious moving bump, sorry Tommy boy, but bumps don't change size that drastically (from almost twins size to no bigger than a basketball) nor move from Katie's lower belly one day and high in her chest the next. Then there is the boobs, before "Suri" Katie was pretty flat and now she is still pretty flat, every woman I know/have seen including myself has gained some boobs. It's so fake it's sick, if any normal person pulled a stunt like this, they would be arrested. Just remember the couple in Missouri or Kansas (can't remember which for sure) a few months back, it made national news about their six preemie babies scam which I might add they went to jail for if I remember correctly. The only difference between them and Tommy is that they scammed the nation out of money, possessions, and didn't care. Oh wait, this isn't any different...Tommy is scamming the nation out of money by people buying his bullshit, ermmm...possessions he has, and he doesn't give a shit. He's laughing himself all the way to the bank for all the people who are padding his bank account by seeing MI:3 and buying crap with him on it. Way to go Tommy you ass, faking a baby is so high school. Instead of doing it to keep your girlfriend/ boyfriend, you're doing it to keep people remembering you so you don't become a has been. Shame on you Katie for getting yourself in this mess, the money isn't worth it, no matter what the deal is Tommy will never see it through. Now because of getting yourself in this mess your career is over. Time to go back to small town Ohio and disappear with what little money you have left and live a normal life in a show at Cedar Point or Kings Island.
I just really hope there isn't a baby. I'm on a big "I wanna get pregnant" kick right now and if their child has some sorta disability.. that would just be heartbreaking. Tom can kiss my ass but I do hope that the lil baby (if there is one) is ok.
They have to wait for the baby's hair to grow and cover the "666" before they can take it out in public. "Yes Suri, that's my baby...No Suri, I don't mean maybe..."
I thought that scientology babies were supposed to be in silence for the first few weeks of their lives? Didn't someone write something like that before the kid was born?
this is probably the wierdest thing to happen in hollywood that i can remember...i mean we are talking about tom cruise here but nonetheless, katie also gained water weight in her ankles and stuff i mean i guess it could be prosthetic, but idk this is a hard one...
OMG jeditemple--"It's Alive!" totally made my day--now i have that warm, fuzzy feeling--i love it!
Yeah, I was wondering if anyone remembered that horror flick. I still remember the commercial where you see the baby's claw go through the birthday cake. The time is right for a remake with Tom Cruise.
katie's body changed in a weird way.. like she looked bigger on one day and then later she would look SMALLER! wtf is that? and then the "beach ball" incident. i don't think i have EVER seen a woman look that pregnant. i just stare at that picture like... wtf?? and then there's the whole date thing, she was pregnant for over 9 months
Katie went from huge to nothing in a matter of 2-3 weeks.
holy shit, i didn't even think about that, but you're right... look at all those pregnant hollywood chicks, trying to lose the baby weight a year later.. instantly after birth, katie was back to normal! after the beach ball!
OMFG... i thought it was crazy, but i really do think this thing was faked now. what. the. fuck. why would they fake that?!
unless..... no, surely this couldn't be because tom is gay and wants to stop the rumors, because he had a normal marriage to nicole kidman before... wtf
YOu are technically pregnant for 10 months...those who have had kids know this dirty secret.
Also, she looked bigger one day and not the other because the baby probably turned or moved. The same thing happened to me. My baby was large (9 lbs). So depending on how the baby was laying made a difference in how I looked--literally from day to day, especially toward the end.
Now with all that said, I DO believe that Suri exists. A faked baby? C'mon, this is Hollywood. If someone faked a baby, there is no way in hell their career could continue. Now, I think that keeping the baby in hiding was done purposely. It was done so that we could all remain interested--you know, create more suspense/drama. That was a total PR move. It will keep people talking about Cruise and Holmes. They're gonna hold out for as long as they can!
And she did not go from huge to nothing in a matter of weeks. i hate to defend these idiots, but if you've been pregnant before, you know that your stomach is totally deflated shortly after birth. Sort of like a pancake. She did not look "totally normal" to me.
I think that if they faked it they are planning on adopting and passing it off as their own. Maybe the baby they wanted to adopt was 3, 4, maybe 6 months old so they have to wait to show it off.
If it wasn't fake then I'm thinking their must be something wrong with the poor thing. Either way someone needs to call that little leprechaun on it and ask where the hell the kid is.
12:46, maybe YOU were pregnant for ten months, but an eleven-month pregnancy is not the norm for this species. Hell, my mom knows exactly when I was conceived, and I was born exactly nine months and a week later.
And I have been around extremely pregnant women for several days at a stretch, and not a single one had her belly deflate to almost-flat just by the baby squirming around.
This woman wore skinny jeans throughout her whole pregnant, had a perfectly round pregnancy belly (not natural), and now makes a point of having her bra hang out so people will think, "Oh, she has a nursing bra -- she must have had a baby after all."
Faked baby? Sure, it could happen. People in Hollywood have tried it before, adopting babies to pass off as their own, just like many actresses would pass of their biological children as adopted.
And this is TOM CRUISE, who is so insane that he announced he wanted to shut down and evacuate ALL OF TOKYO for his next movie.
12:49, omg you are such an idiot. No one's belly deflates like a pancake right after birth. Many and I stress MANY women carry around a belly after their pregnancy since the uterus takes up to six weeks to completely shrink back to it's normal size. I have been pregnant before, and just recently I gave birth. I still have swelling in my belly, and I'm 6 weeks PP. No doctor in their right mind will clear a woman to start working out til atleast a month PP, so explain how Katie went from huge to nothing so fast. It's fake, read all the reasons posters gave and it all makes sense. God, you must be a man or a lesbian who never had kids to make a post like that. Pregnancy is generally 40 weeks, divide by 4 which equals 10 months. But most deliver within month 9, and others month 8...Katie was pregnant for 11 months, no doctor would let that happen. If a woman goes anything near 2 weeks overdue they induce her. I know an Amish kid who was a month late, but that's because his parents calculated his due date wrong. He really was on time...Tom and Katie are faking this, to get publicity and when it all comes out in the wash they will be done for career wise.
You're all so glib. Glib and stupid. If any of you read a book like Tom and I do, you would know that after the birth of your baby you are to wrap it in aluminum foil and not let anyone outside of the family see it for at least 12 weeks or until it has built up a resistance to Thetans - you know, the evil aliens that possessed mankinds bodies and are responsibile for all the evil in the world? Bet you idiots didn't know that did you? Of course not. Probably because you're all drugged up on those psychotropic pills some pseudo scientist prescribed you. Now go get some exercise, take your vitamins and read up on your L. Ron and maybe we can have an intelligent conversation. Until then, Nanu-Nanu!
"...Probably fed Katie the wrong "vitamins" and gave her too many ultrasounds with that machine he wasn't supposed to have." July 06, 2006 11:57 AM
LMAO! You're so right! ..Hey since there wasn't really a baby, what do you think the machine actually was? Nintendo?
jeditemple said... "It's simple. There was a mix-up with the "baby batter" and Kate was implanted with a black guy's sample. Tom's explanation will be that he has black ancestors and that he's "down wit it." "
LMAO! Tom trying to convince the world he's an Octaroon!
OK, the true poop is this -- T. Cruise is waiting for the hoopla about Brangelina and their kid to die down. When the dumbass, Brad, and skank whore, Angelina, are no longer in the daily news, Tom will put his child on display and maybe make a few bucks in the process.
I must say that I'm very impressed with the Today show for actually doing some investigating and finding Suri's birth certificate. Even legit journalists were doubting whether Suri existed. They have now proved there was a live birth. The only explanation for Tom/Kate not showing Suri to their friends is that the baby is deformed or has retardation.
the only reason they havnt seen the baby is because Tom Cruise is a big gay-mo and he cudnt bring himself to shag a woman so they staged the whole thing. Man it wud b kol if katie holmes was gay too... mmmmm
People who don't think that Tom could get away with faking a baby clearly underestimate what $100 million can do for you. How often do we hear about a cloned baby/sheep/scientologist that's all over the press for a week or two before it's announced that it never existed?
All this is bullshit, first of all that scientology shit is wacked out and anybody that is into it is a psycho! There is NO reason on GODS green earth that a couple as widely known as Tom & Katie havent showed there baby come on Britney did it and im sure that bitch Angelina will soon too. Katie Holmes is a fucking weirdo they probably had a boy named Damien and chained him to something in there basement like SAW> I cant believe this who wouldn't want to show their baby especially being a 1st time mother? come on this is real bullshit! ---Thea from CT
Oh God. This makes so much sense now. There was a photo soon after the "birth" of "Suri" where Katie Holmes had been obviously dragged out to some premier or other by Tom Cruise and she looked honestly dazed, like some deer caught in the headlights.
I think she's just been caught up in the charisma of Tom Cruise and the vast power of the $$cientology machine. Honestly? For her sake and for the sake of any child, I hope there really is no baby. Its her only chance to get out of this mess. If there is a child, they would never let her go.
Did someone say that Tom Cruise's career would withstand a scam like this? Not hardly! Its in its death throes now. Katie on the other hand? I believe we would all forgive her - anyone could understand someone as young and impressionable as she is being influenced in the way that she has. She looks absolutely miserable in every photo I've seen her in lately.
Why did Goofball Tom buy a ultrasound machine?..he said for privacy reasons..then we see pictures of people carrying signs into his mansion about a silent birth...then Suri is born at Cedars...what a coincidence that Suri is born the same day as Tom's nemisis Brooke Shields..hmmmm? I bet Tom can't stand hearing about BRad and Angelina? Tom never talked about his children with Nicole, then he makes out with Katie at premiere (why?) to shove it down our throats, then never produce lil baby Suri...even his close friends haven't seen her. Why wouldn't he have made a deal to sel the photos to shut everyone up? Why hasn't he married Katie..I mean he was sooooooooo in love..he's never felt this way before. At least Michael Jackson was smart enough to produce a baby. I guess the auditions aren't going very well for big-fat-crazy-short Tom Cruise. Katie Holmes what on earth were you thinking????? When this hoax is uncovered, and it will be....... Tom Cruise will never recover and Katie for that matter. What complete losers. To treat the public like we are a bunch of ignorgant sycophants living for his gayness and his beard.
OMG. I totally believe this whole suri thing is a fake. i mean we all saw the pictures of Katie. believe me a pregnnt woman does not look like that, going from beach ball to pancake. im sorry but being pregnant does not mean u can choose your own size.
only tom cruise could try and pull off sumthing like this.
The Suri birth certificate is all shady and suspicious too. Apparently the certificate wasn't signed by either Tom or Katie even though parents usually sign, AND the nurse who signed the certificate wasn't even present for the birth. So basically the person who's supposed to authenticate the birth never saw the birth, sooo....what's the point. St. John's Hospital's well-crafted excuse is that the doctor was "unavailable" to sign it.
Has anyone went to Katie's Parents to see if they atleast seen this "SO CALLED" baby? If like these people say that Katie "WAS" close to her mom B4 Dumb-ass TOM, I know that for a face that she would have sent pic.s or brought he rmom down to see the baby. So it looks like Dumb-ass TOM has SUCKED this poor girl into his Shitty Ass L.R. Hubbard shit and she can't get out of this mees cause they might get RID of her. I had a friend that was in that carp that they are in, and belive me there is more to that shit than yo wouldn't belive..TOM TOM has some serious problems and he might be the one the is in PP stage, could that be the reason?
Okay, being a nurse practicioner of OB/GYN and a mother of a 10 yr old, 18 month old and a 3 month old, I'd like to set a few things about pregnancy straight. A typical pregnancy is considered to be 40-42 weeks (yes,technically 10 months) A birth is considered premature anytime before 37 weeks and term at 40. Most doctors including those I practice with, will let a woman go up to 2 weeks past her due date (thus the 40-42 week normal range) as long as there are no complications. The laymens rule of thumb for calculating a due date is this: Take the first day of your last period, add 7 days and subtract 3 months-you have your EDD or Estimated date of delivery. Example- Suri was born April 18 or something like that? We'll use April 18. If that was her EXACT due date you would do this in REVERSE- instead of ADDING the 7 days you would SUBTRACT making the day the 11th. Then instead of SUBTRACTING 3 months you would ADD them making the first day of KAtie's last period july 11,2005. Now, looking at it this way, I'd like to point out a few other things- Don't you think if a mega rich star like Tom Cruise were to go to all of the trouble to fake a pregnancy, he would make sure all dates were in line? Also, knowing how much he and Katie were going to be photographed, that the "bump" would be perfect at all times? My thought is this. It is one of a few things: A) Something happened to the baby at birth and they are dealing with it privately before dealing with it publicly. B) Something is physically wrong with the infant C) As much as he loves money and publicity (look at the stir this is becoming) he knows that he would play second fiddle money wise to the Brangelina baby. Soooo, the longer it takes for the world to see her, the higher the bidding will go. My guess is the latter of the three. I would not wish anything bad on an infant, no matter who it belonged to.
The OBGYN nurse has a point. I never thought of it that way. The longer he holds off showing her the higher the bidding is for pics. That's pretty sick, but probably the truth.
Baby or no baby I find this fascinating. One of the best comments I've seen said "Suri Cruise - isn't that a city in New York?" I mean, even the name could be a clue that this is all a fabrication. Although by the time all's said and done they will produce a real baby, so no one will ever really know.
I have a pet peeve with this 10-month pregnancy misconception. There are an average of 4.33 weeks to a month. Multiplying by 9 results in 39 weeks. Multiplying by 10 would give 43.3 weeks. Most babies are born between 38 and 42 weeks (and these days, I don't think anyone goes beyond 10 days past due date), for an average of 40 weeks which is certainly closer to 9 months than to ten.
I live in LA and recently had an interesting conversation with a few friends. Two of them claimed to see Katie shopping one day and were more than positive it was a prosthetic bump. It is kind of strange how the bump went up and down throughout the whole ''pregnancy''.Although I am sure we'll see the adopted baby soon, they didnt really have it themselves. Besides Tom cant even have kids, hes infertile right?
I went nearly to 42 weeks with my second child. It is totally normal. Also it is possible to lose the baby weight really quickly if you are nursing, especially. People could not believe how thin I was three weeks after having a baby, and by three months I was back to pre-preg. weight. I wansn't doing anything special. So it is possible.
That being said, I agree there is a whole lot of fishy about the whole Suri Cruise thing. I think it is quite possible that the baby died in utero, they faked the rest of the preg. and now they can't figure out what to do next. That would explain both the "prosthetic" look of the belly, the fast weight loss, and also katie looking swollen at times etc.
Only a psychopath like Tom Cruise could pull off a horrific stunt like that. If the baby is real and is doing so well, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US HER? They'd make a lot of money out of it. There's something kind of weird about the whole fandango. Show us the baby now!!
Oh my GOD!!!!! The 'beach ball' incident.. HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST! That.. that THING.. it has to be a fake.. I hadnt seen that pic before lmao I was just staring at it thinking WTF?? No way is that kid real!
More proof that Suri IS a fake baby...Thats nery scary. http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/09/06/suri-cruise-photo-is-a-fake/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdatelinehollywood.com%2Farchives%2F2006%2F09%2F05%2Fsuri-cruise-photo-revealed-to-be-a-fake%2F&frame=true
i get a feeling it's cuz so many other events were going on (brangelina baby, brook's baby) at the same time, they didn't want theirs overshadowed. that would be consistent of their quest to attract more (bad and good) attention just like their courtship. boy, i can only imagine the upcoming wedding. can't wait til they divorce.
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lol. even tiny japanese girls are as big as Tom Cruise.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
God, I hope for Katie Holmes' sake this isn't some insane elaborate ruse... Tom Cruise is crazy, his reputation would stand that; she, on the other hand, would be ruined for life if caught in some perverse hoax.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Maybe they're just really private about their baby?
I dunno... There were those pics of her where her belly showed and the skin was loose like she just had a kid.
If there is a baby, I hope nothing is wrong with her & that is why they haven't shown her.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
i bet it has some weird birth defect
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
Suri was probably born with down syndrome or some other birth defect. all that scientology bullshit could produce a perfect healthy baby. damn shame.
......or she more than likely doesnt exsists
By prettyboy, on 10:49 AM
i have said this from the beginning!! That kid NEVER exisisted...or was sent back to the mothership to wait for her father..
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
she birthed a freakishly ugly child and are afraid of everyone finding out!
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Suri will have a huge name on the carnival circuit. Come see the spawn of Xenu...
By CK1, on 11:08 AM
if "kate" really was pregnant when they started "dating", maybe the baby-daddy is black or something. whatever it is they are going to have to come up with a baby at some point.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
I agree with 10:51AM that the kid never existed. They didn't think their elaborate hoax all the way through . . . 'oh, let's try and trick people into thinking we are having a baby' . . . 'yes, wear a fake pregnant belly, gain a few pounds, look haggard and then . . . um, scientology rocks'.
I could see if they wanted privacy or whatever celebs demand when it suits them, but seeing as how Cruise is a publicity whore and he and Holmes make out like 14-yr-old kids in front of the cameras, I doubt that they wanted privacy. That's why he was prancing around with her throughout the entire pregnancy and now she and this 'baby' are gone?
Any real new mother would eventually want to show the world or some people (even close friends) their baby. Not only is the joke on them now, the joke IS them.
Well, either the kid never existed or it was born with an arm sticking out of its head. Both "parents" look like they should be on the short bus anyway, so it wouldn't surprise me.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
11:08am, they probably will end up with a baby at some point, when all the papers go through to purchase that little infant in Romania.
Unless it is someone elses kid, then they might end up on Maury for a paternity test.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
then they might end up on Maury for a paternity test.
everyone PRAY for this to happen!
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
It would be ironic if the child has some sort of defect - sad, but ironic. Particularly since scientology preaches that people with birth defects or disabilities (including, mind you, homosexuals) are "sub-human" and not worthy of life.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
I'll bet Tom made that baby retarded by doing all the stupid shit he does. Probably fed Katie the wrong "vitamins" and gave her too many ultrasounds with that machine he wasn't supposed to have.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
It's simple. There was a mix-up with the "baby batter" and Kate was implanted with a black guy's sample. Tom's explanation will be that he has black ancestors and that he's "down wit it."
Maybe he and Michael Jackson can just swap kids. It'd be easier.
By jeditemple, on 12:22 PM
Maury: "Tom, you are NOT the father!"
By Oedipa Maas, on 12:51 PM
Has it ever been confirmed by anyone working at the hospital that a baby was indeed born to them? Wouldn't a birth certificate be public record?
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!
damn prosthetic baby bump!!! or maybe the mother ship has taken the alien spawn for the long weekend? we wont know for sure. haha
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
Oh Xenu, let this baby be nonexistent and you can have all my piggybank money.
That would probably be too good to be true, but dear god i hope it's true.
By sam991, on 1:32 PM
Maybe Katie has post partum depression and isn't fit for public viewing, since she hasn't gotten out of bed for the last three months and refuses to look at or handle the baby. If Tom shows up with Suri by himself people would ask where Katie is, and he'd have to lie about not eating her or stuffing her with vitamins.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Maybe Suri has post-partum depression. She's sad because these 2 weirdos are her parents.
By Natalee, on 2:07 PM
i guess the adoption hasn't gone through yet.
By rk, on 2:12 PM
There is a baby, it's just ugly and deformed as hell. They are not letting anyone see her until they are able to swap it for a normal human baby. Then all of the sudden the baby will be everywhere, doing Baby Gap ads and all that crap.
You heard it here first!
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
As a mother of a 2 month old, I couldn't wait to show my baby to the world, even though I looked like a Mack truck hit me, I was still smiling and getting my picture taken with my daughter. I agree with everyone else that Suri doesn't exist, if Tom is so competitive with everyone as he said on a blip of Ellen I caught last week, he would be showing that baby to the world and saying "Look what I got!" but when Ellen asked him about Suri he said "Oh we hang out with her." and then quickly changed the subject to teaching his other kids to ride motorcycles and how Katie "is not feeling well" Hell, I think he had her sent away or killed, to hide the fact that she never had a baby. It's easy when you have the money Tom does to fake a pregnancy, as I am sure he is in cahoots with a makeup artist and a props guy. I really think it was all a pubicity stunt for MI:3 since Tom's career has been in the shitter since Top Gun....and he drug poor Katie along with him. Poor girl was alot better off with Chris Klein. I think People and all the other mags that the stars are in should call the ball on old Tom and make him produce Katie and Suri along with a birth certificate and pictures of the birth. Oh wait, nevermind all the above can be faked with the right amount of bribery. So Suri never ever happened...way to go Tom, you short, tiny, pompus asshole.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
There's only ONE thing wrong with the Cruise baby... "It's Alive!"
[Queue scary music]
I smell a remake in the works, Hollywood...
By jeditemple, on 3:42 PM
Kate is suffering from post partum depression (Tom forgot to tell her that L R Hubbard said that PPD does not exist) - so Tom is keeping her under lock and key and importing copious amounts of paxil.
By pop-culture, on 4:07 PM
There's obviously some major problem here and sooner or later it'll all come out. I'm kind of excited about it. You just know it's gonna be some fucked up shit fully in line with all the crazy Cruise antics of the last year.
Weeee! Break out the popcorn and raisinets!
By lesh is more, on 4:24 PM
Obviously he can't impregnate anyone, showing his emasculinity to the world. That's why he was with Nicole for 11 years and had to adopt and couldn't shoot his seed into the first wife (I forget her name) and spawn Tommy jr., so he's just bought a girlfriend and paid her a great sum to pretend that he's not infertile.
He can't take drugs for his infertility because Xenu would be very, very angry with him, so he's putting his money work for him where his dick can't.
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
See I was right! I told you any real mother would want to show off her baby at some point!
I highfive you anon 2:35, you proved my point (I'm 11:24).
I think if the kid did exist, it would have postpartum depression though.
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
Come on you guys get a clue. Of course the baby exists. It's on the UFO with L. Ron Hubbard for the time being.
By Slick Rick, on 6:07 PM
Fast forward a few months, and we'll have an exclusive to Matt Lauer about how Katie suffered from PPD and how the vitamins and exercise worked - she'll emerge looking fabulous etc...all thanks to L. Ron!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
Even if Tom and Katie: a) wanted privacy (highly unlikely) b) had a black baby or c) had a baby with a arm coming out of its forehead... we might STILL see Katie holding a baby all covered up in blankets because they're afraid/ashamed to show its face. But we haven't even seen that. Cannot wait for the truth to come out!
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
I bet she wasn't even pregnant. Wasn't there that whole thing that he couldn't have kids or something? I bet they didn't have a kid, they'll wait a little bit then adopt and pretend it's theirs - some old hollywood star did like the opposite of that and it totally worked.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
What if - G-d forbid - the "baby" "died" of SIDS...funeral for fake baby....
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
I bet Tom ate the baby and not the placenta.
By Dahlia Breeze, on 7:30 PM
comment of the day: dahlia breeze.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
Even Michael Jackson dangled his precious blanket for the world to see. If the kid did exist, ugly or not, all it would need is a blanket or a brown paper bag with 2 eye-holes cut out.
Maybe they are going to mass produce a brown bag and are getting it ready for consumers, that's the REAL reason why we haven't seen brown-bag-head Cruise.
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
" i bet Tom ate the baby and not the placenta"......Bwaaaa!!! That is hilarious!!
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
Going on with my tangent (I'm anon 2:35) I work in a hospital and have NEVER seen stretch marks/bruises like Katie has been showing on her belly. Black and blue and silver? My stretch marks are red, and I mean crimson/brick red. And did anyone see the pics of her in the burberry swimdress in Australia? She was HUGE!! Beached whale kinda thing...and then what 3 weeks after Suri's supposably born she is back to her normal size? Ummm....I got huge with my daughter due to complications and here it is almost 2 months later and I've only lost 30lbs and that's sweating blood. Katie went from huge to nothing in a matter of 2-3 weeks. And then there's the mysterious moving bump, sorry Tommy boy, but bumps don't change size that drastically (from almost twins size to no bigger than a basketball) nor move from Katie's lower belly one day and high in her chest the next. Then there is the boobs, before "Suri" Katie was pretty flat and now she is still pretty flat, every woman I know/have seen including myself has gained some boobs. It's so fake it's sick, if any normal person pulled a stunt like this, they would be arrested. Just remember the couple in Missouri or Kansas (can't remember which for sure) a few months back, it made national news about their six preemie babies scam which I might add they went to jail for if I remember correctly. The only difference between them and Tommy is that they scammed the nation out of money, possessions, and didn't care. Oh wait, this isn't any different...Tommy is scamming the nation out of money by people buying his bullshit, ermmm...possessions he has, and he doesn't give a shit. He's laughing himself all the way to the bank for all the people who are padding his bank account by seeing MI:3 and buying crap with him on it. Way to go Tommy you ass, faking a baby is so high school. Instead of doing it to keep your girlfriend/ boyfriend, you're doing it to keep people remembering you so you don't become a has been. Shame on you Katie for getting yourself in this mess, the money isn't worth it, no matter what the deal is Tommy will never see it through. Now because of getting yourself in this mess your career is over. Time to go back to small town Ohio and disappear with what little money you have left and live a normal life in a show at Cedar Point or Kings Island.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
Does anyone remember Eve? The cloned baby that the scientists insisted was real, but the existence of whom could never be proved?
Scientists. Scientology. The odd resemblance between Katie, Tom, and Tom's sister.
Got me?
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
I just really hope there isn't a baby.
I'm on a big "I wanna get pregnant" kick right now and if their child has some sorta disability.. that would just be heartbreaking.
Tom can kiss my ass but I do hope that the lil baby (if there is one) is ok.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM
They have to wait for the baby's hair to grow and cover the "666" before they can take it out in public. "Yes Suri, that's my baby...No Suri, I don't mean maybe..."
By mickflash, on 9:49 PM
OMG jeditemple--"It's Alive!" totally made my day--now i have that warm, fuzzy feeling--i love it!
By pq, on 10:10 PM
There has to be a baby...Katy Holmes was pregnant, she put on a lot of weight there
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
I thought that scientology babies were supposed to be in silence for the first few weeks of their lives? Didn't someone write something like that before the kid was born?
By Anonymous, on 11:47 PM
this is probably the wierdest thing to happen in hollywood that i can remember...i mean we are talking about tom cruise here but nonetheless, katie also gained water weight in her ankles and stuff i mean i guess it could be prosthetic, but idk this is a hard one...
By whaatswrongwithcocaineee?, on 6:31 AM
OMG jeditemple--"It's Alive!" totally made my day--now i have that warm, fuzzy feeling--i love it!
Yeah, I was wondering if anyone remembered that horror flick. I still remember the commercial where you see the baby's claw go through the birthday cake. The time is right for a remake with Tom Cruise.
By jeditemple, on 6:35 AM
katie's body changed in a weird way.. like she looked bigger on one day and then later she would look SMALLER! wtf is that? and then the "beach ball" incident. i don't think i have EVER seen a woman look that pregnant. i just stare at that picture like... wtf?? and then there's the whole date thing, she was pregnant for over 9 months
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
Katie went from huge to nothing in a matter of 2-3 weeks.
holy shit, i didn't even think about that, but you're right... look at all those pregnant hollywood chicks, trying to lose the baby weight a year later.. instantly after birth, katie was back to normal! after the beach ball!
OMFG... i thought it was crazy, but i really do think this thing was faked now. what. the. fuck. why would they fake that?!
unless..... no, surely this couldn't be because tom is gay and wants to stop the rumors, because he had a normal marriage to nicole kidman before... wtf
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
YOu are technically pregnant for 10 months...those who have had kids know this dirty secret.
Also, she looked bigger one day and not the other because the baby probably turned or moved. The same thing happened to me. My baby was large (9 lbs). So depending on how the baby was laying made a difference in how I looked--literally from day to day, especially toward the end.
Now with all that said, I DO believe that Suri exists. A faked baby? C'mon, this is Hollywood. If someone faked a baby, there is no way in hell their career could continue. Now, I think that keeping the baby in hiding was done purposely. It was done so that we could all remain interested--you know, create more suspense/drama. That was a total PR move. It will keep people talking about Cruise and Holmes. They're gonna hold out for as long as they can!
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
And she did not go from huge to nothing in a matter of weeks. i hate to defend these idiots, but if you've been pregnant before, you know that your stomach is totally deflated shortly after birth. Sort of like a pancake. She did not look "totally normal" to me.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
I think that if they faked it they are planning on adopting and passing it off as their own. Maybe the baby they wanted to adopt was 3, 4, maybe 6 months old so they have to wait to show it off.
If it wasn't fake then I'm thinking their must be something wrong with the poor thing. Either way someone needs to call that little leprechaun on it and ask where the hell the kid is.
By Jess, on 1:48 PM
12:46, maybe YOU were pregnant for ten months, but an eleven-month pregnancy is not the norm for this species. Hell, my mom knows exactly when I was conceived, and I was born exactly nine months and a week later.
And I have been around extremely pregnant women for several days at a stretch, and not a single one had her belly deflate to almost-flat just by the baby squirming around.
This woman wore skinny jeans throughout her whole pregnant, had a perfectly round pregnancy belly (not natural), and now makes a point of having her bra hang out so people will think, "Oh, she has a nursing bra -- she must have had a baby after all."
Faked baby? Sure, it could happen. People in Hollywood have tried it before, adopting babies to pass off as their own, just like many actresses would pass of their biological children as adopted.
And this is TOM CRUISE, who is so insane that he announced he wanted to shut down and evacuate ALL OF TOKYO for his next movie.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
I actually wonder if that baby actually exists ! Weird !!
By booboo100, on 5:01 PM
I actually wonder if the baby exists...or was it a scam !
By booboo100, on 5:02 PM
And this is TOM CRUISE, who is so insane that he announced he wanted to shut down and evacuate ALL OF TOKYO for his next movie.
what a moron
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
12:49, omg you are such an idiot. No one's belly deflates like a pancake right after birth. Many and I stress MANY women carry around a belly after their pregnancy since the uterus takes up to six weeks to completely shrink back to it's normal size. I have been pregnant before, and just recently I gave birth. I still have swelling in my belly, and I'm 6 weeks PP. No doctor in their right mind will clear a woman to start working out til atleast a month PP, so explain how Katie went from huge to nothing so fast. It's fake, read all the reasons posters gave and it all makes sense. God, you must be a man or a lesbian who never had kids to make a post like that. Pregnancy is generally 40 weeks, divide by 4 which equals 10 months. But most deliver within month 9, and others month 8...Katie was pregnant for 11 months, no doctor would let that happen. If a woman goes anything near 2 weeks overdue they induce her. I know an Amish kid who was a month late, but that's because his parents calculated his due date wrong. He really was on time...Tom and Katie are faking this, to get publicity and when it all comes out in the wash they will be done for career wise.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
You're all so glib. Glib and stupid. If any of you read a book like Tom and I do, you would know that after the birth of your baby you are to wrap it in aluminum foil and not let anyone outside of the family see it for at least 12 weeks or until it has built up a resistance to Thetans - you know, the evil aliens that possessed mankinds bodies and are responsibile for all the evil in the world? Bet you idiots didn't know that did you? Of course not. Probably because you're all drugged up on those psychotropic pills some pseudo scientist prescribed you. Now go get some exercise, take your vitamins and read up on your L. Ron and maybe we can have an intelligent conversation. Until then, Nanu-Nanu!
By Andy, on 8:20 PM
"...Probably fed Katie the wrong "vitamins" and gave her too many ultrasounds with that machine he wasn't supposed to have."
July 06, 2006 11:57 AM
LMAO! You're so right!
..Hey since there wasn't really a baby, what do you think the machine actually was? Nintendo?
jeditemple said...
"It's simple. There was a mix-up with the "baby batter" and Kate was implanted with a black guy's sample. Tom's explanation will be that he has black ancestors and that he's "down wit it." "
LMAO! Tom trying to convince the world he's an Octaroon!
By Loob, on 8:45 PM
Hey Todd,
You should write about this pic...OMG I found it so funny as it proves "Suri" is a hoax!
NO pregnant woman changes like this from day to day, it's NOT physiologically possible!
Check it out here:
http://images.popsugar.com/uploads9/012106katiebumptimelinebg0bj.jpg
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
OK, the true poop is this -- T. Cruise is waiting for the hoopla about Brangelina and their kid to die down. When the dumbass, Brad, and skank whore, Angelina, are no longer in the daily news, Tom will put his child on display and maybe make a few bucks in the process.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
I totally vote that it was a pillow all along! The baby is so fake..
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
It is just pretty freaking weird!It's creepy in the Rosemary's Baby kind of way!Let's breal out the holy water!!!!!!
By AngiR, on 1:32 PM
I must say that I'm very impressed with the Today show for actually doing some investigating and finding Suri's birth certificate. Even legit journalists were doubting whether Suri existed. They have now proved there was a live birth.
The only explanation for Tom/Kate not showing Suri to their friends is that the baby is deformed or has retardation.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
the only reason they havnt seen the baby is because Tom Cruise is a big gay-mo and he cudnt bring himself to shag a woman so they staged the whole thing.
Man it wud b kol if katie holmes was gay too... mmmmm
By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
People who don't think that Tom could get away with faking a baby clearly underestimate what $100 million can do for you. How often do we hear about a cloned baby/sheep/scientologist that's all over the press for a week or two before it's announced that it never existed?
At least once a year.
By sam991, on 5:59 PM
Suri who? You mean she actually exists? WOW!
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
All this is bullshit, first of all that scientology shit is wacked out and anybody that is into it is a psycho! There is NO reason on GODS green earth that a couple as widely known as Tom & Katie havent showed there baby come on Britney did it and im sure that bitch Angelina will soon too. Katie Holmes is a fucking weirdo they probably had a boy named Damien and chained him to something in there basement like SAW> I cant believe this who wouldn't want to show their baby especially being a 1st time mother? come on this is real bullshit! ---Thea from CT
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
Oh God. This makes so much sense now. There was a photo soon after the "birth" of "Suri" where Katie Holmes had been obviously dragged out to some premier or other by Tom Cruise and she looked honestly dazed, like some deer caught in the headlights.
I think she's just been caught up in the charisma of Tom Cruise and the vast power of the $$cientology machine. Honestly? For her sake and for the sake of any child, I hope there really is no baby. Its her only chance to get out of this mess. If there is a child, they would never let her go.
Did someone say that Tom Cruise's career would withstand a scam like this? Not hardly! Its in its death throes now. Katie on the other hand? I believe we would all forgive her - anyone could understand someone as young and impressionable as she is being influenced in the way that she has. She looks absolutely miserable in every photo I've seen her in lately.
By Sydney, on 9:28 AM
As if you can't fake a birth certificate. Yeesh, the guy is worth millions, I think he could be able to forge a decent looking birth certificate.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Why did Goofball Tom buy a ultrasound machine?..he said for privacy reasons..then we see pictures of people carrying signs into his mansion about a silent birth...then Suri is born at Cedars...what a coincidence that Suri is born the same day as Tom's nemisis Brooke Shields..hmmmm? I bet Tom can't stand hearing about BRad and Angelina? Tom never talked about his children with Nicole, then he makes out with Katie at premiere (why?) to shove it down our throats, then never produce lil baby Suri...even his close friends haven't seen her.
Why wouldn't he have made a deal to sel the photos to shut everyone up? Why hasn't he married Katie..I mean he was sooooooooo in love..he's never felt this way before.
At least Michael Jackson was smart enough to produce a baby. I guess the auditions aren't going very well for big-fat-crazy-short Tom Cruise.
Katie Holmes what on earth were you thinking?????
When this hoax is uncovered, and it will be....... Tom Cruise will never recover and Katie for that matter. What complete losers.
To treat the public like we are a bunch of ignorgant sycophants living for his gayness and his beard.
Give it up Tom, the jig is up......
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
OMG. I totally believe this whole suri thing is a fake. i mean we all saw the pictures of Katie. believe me a pregnnt woman does not look like that, going from beach ball to pancake. im sorry but being pregnant does not mean u can choose your own size.
only tom cruise could try and pull off sumthing like this.
Heres a clue tom: we, the people, are not stupid.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
The Suri birth certificate is all shady and suspicious too. Apparently the certificate wasn't signed by either Tom or Katie even though parents usually sign, AND the nurse who signed the certificate wasn't even present for the birth. So basically the person who's supposed to authenticate the birth never saw the birth, sooo....what's the point. St. John's Hospital's well-crafted excuse is that the doctor was "unavailable" to sign it.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 PM
Has anyone went to Katie's Parents to see if they atleast seen this "SO CALLED" baby? If like these people say that Katie "WAS" close to her mom B4 Dumb-ass TOM, I know that for a face that she would have sent pic.s or brought he rmom down to see the baby. So it looks like Dumb-ass TOM has SUCKED this poor girl into his Shitty Ass L.R. Hubbard shit and she can't get out of this mees cause they might get RID of her. I had a friend that was in that carp that they are in, and belive me there is more to that shit than yo wouldn't belive..TOM TOM has some serious problems and he might be the one the is in PP stage, could that be the reason?
By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM
Okay, being a nurse practicioner of OB/GYN and a mother of a 10 yr old, 18 month old and a 3 month old, I'd like to set a few things about pregnancy straight. A typical pregnancy is considered to be 40-42 weeks (yes,technically 10 months) A birth is considered premature anytime before 37 weeks and term at 40. Most doctors including those I practice with, will let a woman go up to 2 weeks past her due date (thus the 40-42 week normal range) as long as there are no complications. The laymens rule of thumb for calculating a due date is this: Take the first day of your last period, add 7 days and subtract 3 months-you have your EDD or Estimated date of delivery. Example- Suri was born April 18 or something like that? We'll use April 18. If that was her EXACT due date you would do this in REVERSE- instead of ADDING the 7 days you would SUBTRACT making the day the 11th. Then instead of SUBTRACTING 3 months you would ADD them making the first day of KAtie's last period july 11,2005.
Now, looking at it this way, I'd like to point out a few other things- Don't you think if a mega rich star like Tom Cruise were to go to all of the trouble to fake a pregnancy, he would make sure all dates were in line? Also, knowing how much he and Katie were going to be photographed, that the "bump" would be perfect at all times? My thought is this. It is one of a few things: A) Something happened to the baby at birth and they are dealing with it privately before dealing with it publicly. B) Something is physically wrong with the infant C) As much as he loves money and publicity (look at the stir this is becoming) he knows that he would play second fiddle money wise to the Brangelina baby. Soooo, the longer it takes for the world to see her, the higher the bidding will go.
My guess is the latter of the three. I would not wish anything bad on an infant, no matter who it belonged to.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Maybe, just maybe their baby has that same rare medical condition that took Prince's infant many years ago. There surely is something WRONG!
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
The OBGYN nurse has a point. I never thought of it that way. The longer he holds off showing her the higher the bidding is for pics. That's pretty sick, but probably the truth.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
Baby or no baby I find this fascinating. One of the best comments I've seen said "Suri Cruise - isn't that a city in New York?" I mean, even the name could be a clue that this is all a fabrication. Although by the time all's said and done they will produce a real baby, so no one will ever really know.
I have a pet peeve with this 10-month pregnancy misconception. There are an average of 4.33 weeks to a month. Multiplying by 9 results in 39 weeks. Multiplying by 10 would give 43.3 weeks. Most babies are born between 38 and 42 weeks (and these days, I don't think anyone goes beyond 10 days past due date), for an average of 40 weeks which is certainly closer to 9 months than to ten.
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
I live in LA and recently had an interesting conversation with a few friends. Two of them claimed to see Katie shopping one day and were more than positive it was a prosthetic bump. It is kind of strange how the bump went up and down throughout the whole ''pregnancy''.Although I am sure we'll see the adopted baby soon, they didnt really have it themselves. Besides Tom cant even have kids, hes infertile right?
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
I went nearly to 42 weeks with my second child. It is totally normal. Also it is possible to lose the baby weight really quickly if you are nursing, especially. People could not believe how thin I was three weeks after having a baby, and by three months I was back to pre-preg. weight. I wansn't doing anything special. So it is possible.
That being said, I agree there is a whole lot of fishy about the whole Suri Cruise thing. I think it is quite possible that the baby died in utero, they faked the rest of the preg. and now they can't figure out what to do next. That would explain both the "prosthetic" look of the belly, the fast weight loss, and also katie looking swollen at times etc.
By Tiffany, on 1:05 AM
Only a psychopath like Tom Cruise could pull off a horrific stunt like that. If the baby is real and is doing so well, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US HER? They'd make a lot of money out of it. There's something kind of weird about the whole fandango. Show us the baby now!!
By Anonymous, on 5:18 AM
Oh my GOD!!!!! The 'beach ball' incident.. HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST! That.. that THING.. it has to be a fake.. I hadnt seen that pic before lmao I was just staring at it thinking WTF?? No way is that kid real!
By Anonymous, on 5:42 AM
More proof that Suri IS a fake baby...Thats nery scary.
http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/09/06/suri-cruise-photo-is-a-fake/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdatelinehollywood.com%2Farchives%2F2006%2F09%2F05%2Fsuri-cruise-photo-revealed-to-be-a-fake%2F&frame=true
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
i get a feeling it's cuz so many other events were going on (brangelina baby, brook's baby) at the same time, they didn't want theirs overshadowed. that would be consistent of their quest to attract more (bad and good) attention just like their courtship. boy, i can only imagine the upcoming wedding. can't wait til they divorce.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 AM
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