It's amazing with all that money, she can't do something with that face. She pours thousands upon thousands into those horrendous boobs, yet she has one of the ugliest noses I think I have ever seen. Beckham must have to bag her when he bangs her.
LMAO! Very funny post, very rare for someone to post something on IDLYITW that is not only bashing someone we hate, but it's also truly funny...thanks. : )
I guess I'll have to be the only one to bag out her truly heinous hair extensions. I guess she's trying, and, sadly, failing, to shield from the world's gaze her clavicles and shoulder blades. *gurgle* I'm sorry - I just threw up a little bit in my throat.
God, no wonder Becks cheats on her all the time. Nobody that insecure is any good in bed. She needs a cheesburger and self esteem. I bet she never even cums when she has sex with him. Too worried about whether or not she looks fat in every position.
Wow, she's really skinny. That is all implant right there. I used to work reception for a plastic surgeon's office. The doctor always advised women this skinny not to get implants that big because they look so unnatural, especially when lifted with a push up/balconet bra like that. She should have gone with smaller implants. Those look silly.
She's perfect. Not fat, has big boobs and is interesed in her man's sport. How hard is it to get your girlfriend to come watch you play sports guys comon!!!
I'd love to see what your wives look like after a few kids. If she hasn't yet... save these pics and what you said after she gets all fat. And remember that at one time you said something very stupid.
@ negativelyright, how about instead we remember how stupid you look commenting twice defending this talentless, anorexic doormat whose husband cheats on her regularly even though she's "perfect with long legs and big boobs".
"God, no wonder Becks cheats on her all the time. Nobody that insecure is any good in bed. She needs a cheesburger and self esteem. I bet she never even cums when she has sex with him. Too worried about whether or not she looks fat in every position."
Call me crazy, but I love Posh Spice/Victoria Becks. She's so trashy and ridiculous, like a character from Footballer's Wives but REAL. She's got the ball busting moxie of Tanya, the famewhore idiocy of Shannon and the psycho'ness of Amber. All in one delightfuly anorexic package. I hope she and David are really moving to NYC when he retires from England. I'd looove to see her out and about in Manhattan.
Go Posh! Don't change for nobody.
Except maybe for your kids when they are old enough to be embarassed by you...
Posh is tacky/fabulous. She's completely vapid and has a ridiculous life. Sure she's all about being seen and being slutty but at least she doesn't attempt to pretend like she's out there for the greater good or really working for her money (ie Paris).
I just wish she could be happy. If you look at pictures of her and becks like right after they got engaged...she's a different woman. So sad. David doesn't cheat because she's skinny. She's skinny because he cheats.
NOTHING gives a hubby the "right" to cheat. If he can't stay monogomous, he shouldn't have gotten married.
re: negativelyright's inane comments about how hard it is to get your girlfriend to come watch you play sports...
Um, ladies? I think we can all agree that it is NOT AT ALL hard to go watch a guy play sports. most women love to watch men get all hot and sweaty, take their shirts off, and then take them home and etc., etc.. helps if you look like david beckham. and have you ever watched aussie rules rugby? oh man, could those men get anymore scantilly clad? yummmmmmmmm. sounds like you need to stop dating rubber dolls, negativelyright.
I'd LOVE to watch my husband play sports if he would go out and play them! I even love watching them on television. If my husband was David Beckham I'd never miss a game or practice. Sweaty and dirty David Beckham is the hottest David Beckham!
^ I agree.....but holy hell is David Beckham a HOTTAY!!! I cum just thinking about positions with him...........yummie! Wouldn't marry the cheatin bastard though....hehehe
Where have you people seen or read that Beckham cheats on her "all the time?" I live in the UK and the only confirmed affair was with Rebecca Loos (and don't mention that 'model' that came out and made a claim around the same time Loos did. She turned out to be a con artist looking to make a quick buck on selling a story).
Unless you have proof I call bullshit.
Aside from that, she does look fucking ridiculous here.
Holy hell. David, get that girl a sammich before she falls, breaks a rib, and pops one of those funbags. If nothing else, man, think of the money you've already spent on those things. Sheesh.
She never smiles. Ever. My theory is it's because she's dim and insecure. She's too stupid to see the humor inherent in being the world's most useless celebrity.
The irony is a smile would improve her looks more than all the cartoon cleavage, hair extensions and starvation ever will.
Ah, the true American benchmark for beauty. This is what we all live up to, girls.
She's 83 years old, but she looks 20, she's tanned, she's rich, she's a model, celebrity, singer, she has several kids but looks great, she's anorexic, she's married to a handsome soccer (football?) player, she's been cheated on, and she throws up 4 times a day. I'm sure she takes medication. But, you know, those implants are really looking fine, so it doesn't matter how unbearable she is to be around, anyway. It's all about how nice your girlfriend looks when you fuck her, and how she looks the other way when you fuck someone else.
Great, ain't it? We should train all little girls to aspire to grow up like this. Because it doesn't matter how miserable they are and how much they've wrecked their body, as long as they look good for ya. Who needs a real person anyway? All women should starve themselves for their men. It's a privlege for women to go through pain and surgery and then starve themselves afterwards because they're just so insecure after every boyfriend they've had has cheated on them.
Hey, i'm plump and middle aged and so is my husband. We both have better sex now than when we were 20 with all the dumb insecurities that go with it. I don't think I look fat in the reverse cowgirl position, I *know* i do, but who gives a rat's ass? My husband loves it and it gets him off every time, and me right along with him.
May this poor starving girl someday know that kind of peace.
I think I'd suit David Beckham more than this girl :P..I've got all the cleavage he needs(only au naturel) and I love soccer!!!! Come on Dave you know u want this :)~
I'm surprised that no one mentioned the vein on her upper arm. You know you are scary skinny when you can see the veins on your upper arm as well as your fore arms, and it's not because she has bulging muscles underneath pushing them up, it's just that she is literally skin, bones, and veins.
When Kiera Knightly says she feels under pressure to lose weight you know it has gotten completely out of hand. This is utter madness.
I would love to bang a chick like that!! I wish regular chicks would feel pressure to keep themselves skinny. I am tired of seeing all these land-whales around
If looking like that is what it takes to keep David Beckham in your bed then I would do the same thing. Who cares what she looks like, she is fucking David Beckham!!!
Oh yeah, the problem is if you put her in front of kelly clarkson, kelly would devour her in a completely non-sexual and utter animal "I need to eat before I hibernate and fuck a he-goat" sort of manner.
Rebecca Loose is way hotter than posh, but I think they should all kiss and makeup. On a webcam. For free.
Considering how emaciated women have their reproductive systems shut down, I guess this is nature's way of eliminating whatever gene causes people to think this look is attractive. The women won't have kids, and men who like this look won't get the emaciated women pregnant.
She must be a regular Britney (read: fertile trash) to pop out three kids despite having less body mass than your average fetus.
I'm glad she left the U.K. for the USA. Good riddance (we have enough problems with the likes of Jordan et al. Pig spice said she moved to L.A. because people don't bother her for being skinny. She actually said she has some sort of ovarian disorder that makes her skinny (although the actual side effect of that disorder is weight gain) -- excuse the pun, but, go figure!
I wonder how often she visits her kids and her slaves?
The problem with this girl is that, like me, she has celiac's disease which sounds scary but isn't. It is just an allergy to wheat and gluten. Not being able to eat things with wheat makes eating a challenge. Not impossible but certainly much more challenging. Read your labels everybody. Wheat and gluten are in just about everything.
Obviously with all the plastic surgery she has some major self-esteem issues and probably doesn't try as hard to eat right. The disease can be attributed to at least some of that skinniness but not all since I still manage to look less close to death.
This chick looks like a delicious blow up doll...the kind I dreamed of in prison....I would suck it, f**k it, cum on it and worship it until I dropped from exhaustion.
She's anorexic, or over-exercising, or something inbetween. I used to be anorexic, and my arms started to look like that: really stringy, and corded with thick veins. Someone give the woman some food.
You have to be pretty damn unhappy to make yourself look this bad on purpose. Poor Posh. She has everything she ever wanted and it's kiling her. She did an interview this week saying she's not anorexic, she's disciplined. And she's a role model.
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It's amazing with all that money, she can't do something with that face. She pours thousands upon thousands into those horrendous boobs, yet she has one of the ugliest noses I think I have ever seen. Beckham must have to bag her when he bangs her.
By Karen, on 1:02 PM
When did she get those rediculous tits done?
By sean, on 1:06 PM
i can't believe she insisted for years that those tits were real!!
how stupid does she think people are?
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
Is the pacifier for one of her kids or what she chews/sucks on when hungry??
Because I'm guessing she generally doesn't eat when hungry.
She's damn scary alright.
By JoeJoe, on 1:16 PM
i'd fuck her. til she broke in half.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
LMAO! Very funny post, very rare for someone to post something on IDLYITW that is not only bashing someone we hate, but it's also truly funny...thanks. : )
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Anon 1:20, how the hell is that rare? Idiot.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
All I saw in those photos was a toothpick with a couple of marbles glued to it...
By jeditemple, on 1:23 PM
ya, as fake as her top is, her bottom half is nasty nasty skin and bones.
Get this woman a full length mirror so she can see what else needs to be fixed
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
she belongs at a beach club somewhere in Long Island with all the other leather hand bags with too much time and money.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
I guess I'll have to be the only one to bag out her truly heinous hair extensions. I guess she's trying, and, sadly, failing, to shield from the world's gaze her clavicles and shoulder blades. *gurgle* I'm sorry - I just threw up a little bit in my throat.
By Kitty X, on 1:28 PM
God, no wonder Becks cheats on her all the time. Nobody that insecure is any good in bed. She needs a cheesburger and self esteem. I bet she never even cums when she has sex with him. Too worried about whether or not she looks fat in every position.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
terrible implants and her legs look like sticks
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Wow, she's really skinny. That is all implant right there. I used to work reception for a plastic surgeon's office. The doctor always advised women this skinny not to get implants that big because they look so unnatural, especially when lifted with a push up/balconet bra like that. She should have gone with smaller implants. Those look silly.
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
God, those shoes are retarded. Sad part is, they probably cost 5 grand.
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By Smart E, on 1:46 PM
She's perfect. Not fat, has big boobs and is interesed in her man's sport. How hard is it to get your girlfriend to come watch you play sports guys comon!!!
I'd love to see what your wives look like after a few kids. If she hasn't yet... save these pics and what you said after she gets all fat. And remember that at one time you said something very stupid.
By Smart E, on 1:48 PM
@ negativelyright, how about instead we remember how stupid you look commenting twice defending this talentless, anorexic doormat whose husband cheats on her regularly even though she's "perfect with long legs and big boobs".
Moron.
By you're retarded, on 1:52 PM
wierd, i think she looks hot.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
lol @ "negativelyright". Dumbass.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
"God, no wonder Becks cheats on her all the time. Nobody that insecure is any good in bed. She needs a cheesburger and self esteem. I bet she never even cums when she has sex with him. Too worried about whether or not she looks fat in every position."
LMAO - So true
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Call me crazy, but I love Posh Spice/Victoria Becks. She's so trashy and ridiculous, like a character from Footballer's Wives but REAL. She's got the ball busting moxie of Tanya, the famewhore idiocy of Shannon and the psycho'ness of Amber. All in one delightfuly anorexic package. I hope she and David are really moving to NYC when he retires from England. I'd looove to see her out and about in Manhattan.
Go Posh! Don't change for nobody.
Except maybe for your kids when they are old enough to be embarassed by you...
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
wow she looks like SHIT. She looks like a 10 year old boy with ugly fake tits. That look is such garbage. Get it outta here.
By Tim, on 2:07 PM
A ten year old underweight boy with two oranges in mama's top.
By Yetused, on 2:08 PM
Posh is tacky/fabulous. She's completely vapid and has a ridiculous life. Sure she's all about being seen and being slutty but at least she doesn't attempt to pretend like she's out there for the greater good or really working for her money (ie Paris).
I just wish she could be happy. If you look at pictures of her and becks like right after they got engaged...she's a different woman. So sad. David doesn't cheat because she's skinny. She's skinny because he cheats.
NOTHING gives a hubby the "right" to cheat. If he can't stay monogomous, he shouldn't have gotten married.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
re: negativelyright's inane comments about how hard it is to get your girlfriend to come watch you play sports...
Um, ladies? I think we can all agree that it is NOT AT ALL hard to go watch a guy play sports. most women love to watch men get all hot and sweaty, take their shirts off, and then take them home and etc., etc..
helps if you look like david beckham.
and have you ever watched aussie rules rugby? oh man, could those men get anymore scantilly clad? yummmmmmmmm.
sounds like you need to stop dating rubber dolls, negativelyright.
By the one, on 2:50 PM
it looks like she's had another boob job doesnt it!!! or is that just me?
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
I'd LOVE to watch my husband play sports if he would go out and play them! I even love watching them on television. If my husband was David Beckham I'd never miss a game or practice. Sweaty and dirty David Beckham is the hottest David Beckham!
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
^ I agree.....but holy hell is David Beckham a HOTTAY!!! I cum just thinking about positions with him...........yummie!
Wouldn't marry the cheatin bastard though....hehehe
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
Where have you people seen or read that Beckham cheats on her "all the time?" I live in the UK and the only confirmed affair was with Rebecca Loos (and don't mention that 'model' that came out and made a claim around the same time Loos did. She turned out to be a con artist looking to make a quick buck on selling a story).
Unless you have proof I call bullshit.
Aside from that, she does look fucking ridiculous here.
By hansi, on 3:05 PM
I repeat:
Holy hell. David, get that girl a sammich before she falls, breaks a rib, and pops one of those funbags. If nothing else, man, think of the money you've already spent on those things. Sheesh.
By Stephanie, on 3:15 PM
I've seen drag queens look more like natural women.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
note to teenage girls everywhere- THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
Isn't it interesting that only one person noticed how sad and generally unhappy she looks lately.
By Anonymous, on 3:57 PM
so a stick figure with big jugs and a pacifier is sexy? hmmmm.... guess i need to rethink my look a little.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
she looks "sad and unhappy" because she's fucking STARVING.
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
I'd rather look at her than most of the fat pigs I see on the street every day.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
She never smiles. Ever. My theory is it's because she's dim and insecure. She's too stupid to see the humor inherent in being the world's most useless celebrity.
The irony is a smile would improve her looks more than all the cartoon cleavage, hair extensions and starvation ever will.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Her legs look worse than Nicole Richie's, yuck....cantaloupes on a stick I tell you! It's the NEW look baby!
By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM
She used to be hot.
By Chris Parker, on 5:33 PM
you guys are all hating on posh but i LOVE HER. yes she may look a little... eh... "unnatural" in these pictures but she is simply FABULOUS.
By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM
Perfection!
By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
Fucking A!
She's reached that perfect weight where i could do bicep curls with her. Just strap a belt around her and she's perfect!
Seriously, 'cos 70lbs is really sexy.
By sam991, on 6:37 PM
Ah, the true American benchmark for beauty. This is what we all live up to, girls.
She's 83 years old, but she looks 20, she's tanned, she's rich, she's a model, celebrity, singer, she has several kids but looks great, she's anorexic, she's married to a handsome soccer (football?) player, she's been cheated on, and she throws up 4 times a day. I'm sure she takes medication. But, you know, those implants are really looking fine, so it doesn't matter how unbearable she is to be around, anyway. It's all about how nice your girlfriend looks when you fuck her, and how she looks the other way when you fuck someone else.
Great, ain't it? We should train all little girls to aspire to grow up like this. Because it doesn't matter how miserable they are and how much they've wrecked their body, as long as they look good for ya. Who needs a real person anyway? All women should starve themselves for their men. It's a privlege for women to go through pain and surgery and then starve themselves afterwards because they're just so insecure after every boyfriend they've had has cheated on them.
Ah, the true American(/British) dream.
(End rant. *bows*)
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
I am going to pretend that the last comment was not sarcasm, in which case, I agree wholeheartedly.
By Malcolm, on 7:14 PM
wow her boobs look ridiculous... forget plastic doll, she looks like a cartoon caricature.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
Hey, i'm plump and middle aged and so is my husband. We both have better sex now than when we were 20 with all the dumb insecurities that go with it. I don't think I look fat in the reverse cowgirl position, I *know* i do, but who gives a rat's ass? My husband loves it and it gets him off every time, and me right along with him.
May this poor starving girl someday know that kind of peace.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 PM
shes hot. id beat.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
tiggo bitties.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
I think I'd suit David Beckham more than this girl :P..I've got all the cleavage he needs(only au naturel) and I love soccer!!!! Come on Dave you know u want this :)~
By Adriana, on 8:06 PM
I'm surprised that no one mentioned the vein on her upper arm. You know you are scary skinny when you can see the veins on your upper arm as well as your fore arms, and it's not because she has bulging muscles underneath pushing them up, it's just that she is literally skin, bones, and veins.
When Kiera Knightly says she feels under pressure to lose weight you know it has gotten completely out of hand. This is utter madness.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
I wonder what size these girls wear. I bet they're even skinnier in person.
By Adriana, on 9:31 PM
Say what you want...I love those beachball funbags.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
When Kiera Knightly says she feels under pressure to lose weight you know it has gotten completely out of hand. This is utter madness.
it's not just hollywood either. i know some incredibly hot girls who think they need to lose weight.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh man. at least in the offchance that someone pushes her off the edge of a dock, she'll be able to float.
By Anonymous, on 12:09 AM
Ohmilord, she looks absolutely RIDICULOUS!!! How some people could find her attractive is beyond me, because she's ugly as hell!!!!
By Mouse, on 7:03 AM
I would love to bang a chick like that!! I wish regular chicks would feel pressure to keep themselves skinny. I am tired of seeing all these land-whales around
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
hurray for one-sided, elitist, celeb bashing! does anybody else notice a pattern in the comments...is it just the same two people posting or what?
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
The toy violence is priceless! Now that's some good shit. And I'd stab someone if they said I looked like her too.
By No thanks, on 8:10 AM
hmmm someone pass that girl some healthy food and tell her that Becks wants his dummy back..
dummy as in pacifier lol .. not Posh.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
I don't know why everyone is saying she looks so skinny. She is huge. If I were that fat, I'd never leave home. Gross.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
She looks HOT.
In a trashy kinda way.
By karamel, on 8:55 AM
If looking like that is what it takes to keep David Beckham in your bed then I would do the same thing. Who cares what she looks like, she is fucking David Beckham!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
If the camera adds ten pounds, I think I would cry if I saw victoria in real life.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
These pictures put me in the mood for cheeseburgers.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
when did she get ass implants on her chest?
By Brandy, on 10:21 AM
I think she looks incredible in those picks.
Her tits seem ridiculous, but she doesn't look too skinny at all.
I'd take her over the Jessica Biel/female rugby type any day.
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
Icky. Just icky.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
What's the problem with Victoria Beckham?
Oh yeah, the problem is if you put her in front of kelly clarkson, kelly would devour her in a completely non-sexual and utter animal "I need to eat before I hibernate and fuck a he-goat" sort of manner.
Rebecca Loose is way hotter than posh, but I think they should all kiss and makeup. On a webcam. For free.
Le Jackel
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
She looks like a caricature of her former self....
By littlegreenleprechaun, on 3:47 PM
Considering how emaciated women have their reproductive systems shut down, I guess this is nature's way of eliminating whatever gene causes people to think this look is attractive. The women won't have kids, and men who like this look won't get the emaciated women pregnant.
She must be a regular Britney (read: fertile trash) to pop out three kids despite having less body mass than your average fetus.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
well at least she doesnt look like Britney Spears
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
I'm glad she left the U.K. for the USA. Good riddance (we have enough problems with the likes of Jordan et al.
Pig spice said she moved to L.A. because people don't bother her for being skinny. She actually said she has some sort of ovarian disorder that makes her skinny (although the actual side effect of that disorder is weight gain) -- excuse the pun, but, go figure!
I wonder how often she visits her kids and her slaves?
By Anonymous, on 1:03 AM
I can't wait till Beckham's career is over, this lady is going to drag him through the mill for child support. Smart lady.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 AM
July 11, 2006 7:07 PM, thank God I'm Scottish!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM
The boniness above her implants is even more attractive. Did she run out of money to fix her nose?
By Anonymous, on 1:15 AM
Victoria Beckham was pretty. At least she still looks like her former self, but skinnier and trashy looking for the wife of a football god.
By me, on 4:51 AM
The problem with this girl is that, like me, she has celiac's disease which sounds scary but isn't. It is just an allergy to wheat and gluten. Not being able to eat things with wheat makes eating a challenge. Not impossible but certainly much more challenging. Read your labels everybody. Wheat and gluten are in just about everything.
Obviously with all the plastic surgery she has some major self-esteem issues and probably doesn't try as hard to eat right. The disease can be attributed to at least some of that skinniness but not all since I still manage to look less close to death.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Omg Miss Becks!!! over inflated faked breasts + no fat on the woman ....:o)
What has gone wrong with the young women in the world :o)
Naturally shaped with not cave woman assets but pubes in the right area...
Normal breasts & asre ...
No more going under the knife !
Give me a normal woman anytime with normal attributes & a sensible non materialistic mind anytime ...
Btw - I'm dreaming as they don't exist on planet earth...lol
By x3dre, on 1:06 PM
wow and they call this a skirt.?
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
wow and they call this a skirt.
By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM
She'll gain weight when she moves to the U.S. cuz like 70% of our population is obese :)..I still want Becks he's f*****g HOT!
By Adriana, on 6:53 PM
This chick looks like a delicious blow up doll...the kind I dreamed of in prison....I would suck it, f**k it, cum on it and worship it until I dropped from exhaustion.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
She's anorexic, or over-exercising, or something inbetween. I used to be anorexic, and my arms started to look like that: really stringy, and corded with thick veins. Someone give the woman some food.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
hey at least shes not fat
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
You have to be pretty damn unhappy to make yourself look this bad on purpose. Poor Posh. She has everything she ever wanted and it's kiling her. She did an interview this week saying she's not anorexic, she's disciplined. And she's a role model.
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Anyone who says that this chick would not be a tremendously epic lay is friggin' nuts.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
She maybe half plastic, but that is one babydoll i whould love to bang over and over and then some.
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
Posh is so scary looking.
No way Becks is sticking around. Prolly the only reasons he's still with her are the kids and he doesn't want to part with half his money.
By Draya, on 5:52 AM
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