60 Comments:

• i always thought she was hotter before seeing these pics. she's pretty hot but has an annoying personality. i'd much rather see LC, that girl is gorgeous.

  By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

• Somebody should tell Brody "Jenner" only homos tattoo their own names on themselves!!
  
  What a tool.

  By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

• Somebody should tell Brody "Jenner" only homos tattoo their own names on themselves!!
  
  really.. even mexicans don't do that, they just get their last name on the back of their trucks

  By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM  

• Hot........

  By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

• Seriously, how fucking lame and unoriginal of a person would you have to be to choose your own name as a tattoo.? Good job putting absolutely no thought into something permanent and come out looking like a douche.
  
  I'm surprised he doesn't have a tribal arm band to go with that.

  By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM  

• I see she's still wearing the cheesy, fake hair extensions.
  
  Her tits looked way bigger on the show. Either she's lost weight in her boobs or every bra she owns is a size enhancer.

  By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

• Where the hell did her tits go? Jesus, they looked fricking huge on the show I never watched except to see her tits.

  By BiggieSmalls, on 11:42 AM  

• the pimples on her chest are bigger than her tatas

  By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM  

• It would have been awesome if Jenner just had
  
  T
  O
  O
  L
  
  tattooed there instead.

  By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM  

• Nice chest acne, Kristin! Proactiv commercials, here she comes!

  By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM  

• its amazing how people get all excited over a nobody

  By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

• It's amazing to see how people get all exited over people who get all excited over nobodies - enough to leave a comment, even.

  By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM  

• And who is that chick with her? Looks like her mother!

  By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

• Observations:
  
  (a) behold the power of the miracle bra. It's not called "this might help you get some cleavage about every third try and give you a little lift" bra...it's called the MIRACLE bra
  
  (b) she has chestne and backne because she's spent way too much time in the sun. that is the price of the perfect tan
  
  (c) she has FANTASTIC legs and they aren't so nasty skinny
  
  (d) she appears for all intents and purposes to be as dumb as a rock but not a bitch...look at how much fun she's having! And she's like totally not giving any of those other girls dirty looks or anything!
  
  (e) Brody is clearly not a rocket scientist. I think his tattoo should be his address instead so he can't get lost. The question is would he ever think to ask "But dude, what if I like moved?"
  
  (f) nothing like drunk nookie on the sand. because sand just feels so good in all those special places.
  
  (g) sigh to be 19 and live a consequence free existence....sigh.

  By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

• Where's a NKorea test missle when you need one ? .... just kidding

  By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

• Drunk nookie in the sand DOES NOT feel good at all. I swear the one time I tried it I had sand in my cooch for a week. No more sandpaper dicks for me, thanks!

  By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

• I see that everyone on the beach has their Hepatitis I.D. Bracelets on...

  By jeditemple, on 12:11 PM  

• why is this bitch always laughing... oh i know, she realizes that we keep talking about her, and she is getting the last laugh.

  By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM  

• (b) she has chestne and backne because she's spent way too much time in the sun. that is the price of the perfect tan
  
  Actually, exposure to the sun has been shown to lessen acne. She's just greasy.

  By Oedipa Maas, on 12:53 PM  

• ^ Exactly. My dermatologist tells me to get a little sun to help dry out acne. It dries your skin, it doesn't give you nasty acne unless you're using oils which clog your pores. She' just drinks, drugs, parties too much and probably doesn't eat right.

  By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

• If you're out drinking, drugging and partying you don't have to eat right. That's the point. I think that Kristin makes being a talentless drunken whore look as classy as it gets!

  By Will, on 1:04 PM  

• she has a nice ass.. but that suntan is a bit too much

  By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

• Who the heck is she? I've never heard of her before.

  By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

• Who the heck is she? I've never heard of her before.
  
  from the mtv reality show laguna beach
  
  she also had a one-night stand with kevin lachey who dumped her. for a while she was trying hard to literally be jessica simpson.

  By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM  

• ...from the mtv reality show laguna beach."
  
  Just another drugged-out harlot on a dead music channel...

  By jeditemple, on 1:46 PM  

• 12:53 and 12:57,
  
  "A LITTLE sun" can dry out acne. And it can dry up grease but just like "sea breeze" astrigent and other things....too much of it can cause your skin to freak out and go into hyper oil producing mode. you've stripped your skin and naturally oily skin will overreact the only way it knows how...produce more oil. I used to have this exact problem (thank god I'm no longer a teenager!)
  
  I do believe Ms. Cav.has gotten more than a LITTLE sun. Considering these pictures are in natural light and she's still super dark, my guess is she's been baking for about 8 weeks straight.

  By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM  

• Thank god for the combination of beer and slutty girls. Man, do I miss college.
  
  And yes, that ass is nice... I hate MTV, but I would give it to her, right in the brown-eye.

  By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

• I never cared for her, but I think she looks cute, and like she's having alot of fun. She young and partying so what?

  By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM  

• really? you can drink on the beach when you are 19? that was kind of against the law when i was that old. i guess she is just following in blowhan's footsteps. look out betty ford, we got two whores checking in asap.

  By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM  

• Please don't put her on this website! I hate her and dont really like reading about her. I have hated her since she thought she was the coolest slut on Laguna Beach. She can kiss my ass.

  By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM  

• am i the only one that thinks slutting around and getting frunk with my Mom gross haha the real Orange County and that it is lol.

  By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM  

• the old chick is Jenner's mom. not Kristin's....

  By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM  

• Shit, who are the losers that agree to be the "boyfriend" of these dime-a-dozen Ho'wood skanks?
  
  Fucking embarassing, man.

  By merc, on 4:30 PM  

• Since when are you a slut when you are having a good time with your boyfriend on the beach on a holiday weekend... Like none of you had a couple of beers when you were 19 and kissed your boyfriend on the beach. You were just lucky enough not to have to see pictures of it on the internet!

  By erin, on 4:30 PM  

• actually the old chick is dumbass Jenner's mom...not the non talented Kristin's...

  By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

• That is Brody's mom, Linda Thompson on the beach with Kristin.

  By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

• erin, you're slut when you become famous for being a teenaged slut on an MTV "reality" show. She's famous for being a slut, so she's forever marked as a no-talent slut. Just like Paris Hilton.

  By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM  

• Nice legs, but i'll give the rest a miss.
  
  Nobodies only deserve 15 word comments.

  By sam991, on 4:47 PM  

• How can a girl that unattractive be a slut? Who in their right mind would want to fuck her?

  By Howard, on 5:33 PM  

• her boobs are a double blow: small and saggy. especially in that 2nd pic. youth does not necessarily mean nice tits.

  By Anonymous, on 6:50 PM  

• ah, to be 19 again... she looks pretty hot to me. no cellulite... no roots... tight everything... not when you compare her to him though. i can't say i'd kick brody jenner out of my bed!

  By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM  

• so its his mom so I guess they like the no class but whom am I to judge i was not granted the prive of being boring into wealth jenner and kristen poor pittyfull me lol

  By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM  

• Which is worse? Zitty chests or bad extensions?

  By The_Aitch, on 10:00 PM  

• I dont know who she is but she is stunning, her body is perfect. Her tan is incredibly hot.
  
  So what she is drinking at the beach. The ridiculous thing is 21 being the legal age in the USA.
  Its 18 everywhere else in the world.

  By Anonymous, on 1:14 AM  

• Why is she wearing a hospital bracelet?

  By sw-g, on 8:27 AM  

• Having her on this website gives us the impression that she is famous enough to trash. She's not. Please remove her from this website. She's not famous enough to trash, she's just simply . . . trash.

  By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM  

• Skin Cancer is the "in" thing in the O.C.

  By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM  

• HELLO GENITAL WART ON PIC 1 HAHAHA

  By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM  

• This chick has a build that's about as impressive as a 12 year old hairless asian boy. Real women have curves and jugs. Skinny bitch!

  By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM  

• it's not a hospital bracelet; it's an event bracelet.

  By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM  

• I felt kind of sorry for that taller girl when I saw the pic from the back. She's really got the cellulite. Then I saw the pic from the front and realized it's Brody's Mom, who's like 60. Oops. I guess for 60, her body rocks.

  By Bazoombarella, on 9:17 AM  

• i think she has a great, toned body. just because she's slim and doesn't have a double D cup doesn't mean she's skinny. Her skin is fine too, i've seen more whites with too much freckles. She's pretty, and u are just unhappy. Maybe you can go out in the sun and get some exercise too.

  By meme, on 10:57 AM  

• brody jenner's mom looks super fake. fake boobs, fake lips, plastic face... not a pretty sight.

  By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM  

• Someone's been a bad little beach slut...it's ok, she's 18. let her have her fun while she's still nimble, young and STD free...then her time will come!

  By Anonymous, on 4:20 PM  

• You can tell she's into Jenner and he doesn't really care about her.
  
  They already broke up before. He's so much better looking than she is, and his hair is real too. He knows he can do better.

  By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM  

• A less wealthy version of Paris Hilton but both famous b.c. of equally empty headed fans who love them b/c their blonde and rich.
  
  Does she have a lisp or is she just retarded?
  
  She is stupid as shit. Annoying as hell. And did I mention stupid as shit?

  By OBevelli, on 11:19 AM  

• i'm so glad i'm NOT the only one who thinks she's nothin but a hoeee...definitely a certified hood rat...and i'm glad it was pointed out about her tits...maybe she lost them cuz she decided to join the hollywood skank club and is now heavily into coke..hahah..and she tried to deny she "tried" it but never cared for it...honestly...even on laguna beach, she was nothin but a social climber who was just out for publicity cuz..let's be real..hoodrats can get into the "holly-wood clique" faster than u can say 4 real??? and plus she admitted dat she does the things she does so she can get her face landed on the tabloids...hoes do love drama...
  ...HONESTLY, i feel bad for her family..tsk...tsk...& 4 those who says that there's nothing wrong with a 19 year old having fun, really though...let's be real...WOULD YOU DO THAT????? i mean sniffing a line then a massive overdose of PDA with lil kids around...i would have called 911 sooooo fast on her skanky ass...oh b4 i forget..she did make sure dat she mentioned in front of the camera dat she slept around..probably everybody in laguna...dats y she's trying to take over LA.
  
  i'm not judgemental either...i'm a realist...now that LC is one smokin chick...& not a skank

  By V, on 3:06 AM  

• hey ever since Laguna Beach started I always heard as Kristin as the main one cuz sopposively she was a "bitch" since I didnt really follow the show can someone e-mail the things she would do to be considered this.
  my e-mail is oosweetdreamoo15@yahoo.com

  By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

• i don't normally like to badmouth people, but i really don't like her.. i've watched like 2 minutes of laguna beach. only because my friends brother (who i'm SO in love with) thinks kristin is SO hot... and i really don't get it... she seems very... 'average'.. like not bad or good, just average... and from what i've seen she's got a rotten personality, is shallow and well, bitchy... it's fine when ppl watch her on tv, but the reality is in real life no guy actually wants an average looking mean girl for a girlfriend... usually (like as with angelina jolie) i would try to better myself or 'measure up' to the girl guys want to have a shot at gettin' my man, but i would rather (like actually) pass up on my dream boy because i would never want to make someone like a laguna beach 'so-called' star my idol.. sigh... there's this book called "why men love bitches" i think that's the exact title, by Argov... sure, mindgames can work, but wtf happened to good, clean honest relationships...??
  ok i don't really give either way about kristin, i'm just pissed the boy i like so much likes her 'average' ass and not me... now i don't wanna brag (it's so conceited)but truth be told i deep down consider myself better than her in every way... only not 'stinkin' rich... maybe it's cause i'm brunette... (i look like a brunette jessica alba). SIGH!
  sorry guys i hope you're not still reading my pathetic heartbroken post... :P

  By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM  

• yeah, my name for her is K-Cav, get it?! like K-Fed!!! just she sucks and blows and screws her way to the top....oops i meant the bottom, shes such an overrated 5lutty piece of 10 story soiled tampons. seriously, the chest acne is vile, like her, and those extensions? ttaaackkkyyy.
  XO everyone!

  By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM  

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