75 Comments:

• How wonderfully whitetrash! It's even less inspired then The Osbournes or Hogan Knows Best...so no surprise that these two losers divorced, I'm shocked they didn't stay together longer, they're meant for each other!

  By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM  

• I watched that show! I couldn't help it either! That stupid bitch NEVER took care of those kids! The nanny always had them and Shanna always slept. It was terrible.

  By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM  

• Yeah, quite boring people.. But I definitely remember her as the blonde lady with the big boobs in Pasific Blue that always was undercover as a hocker and such.
  
  Isn't it impressive though, that after giving birth to three children, she's the owner of such a belly?

  By Marie, on 9:15 PM  

• I only turned that show on a couple of times, and I saw her sleeping. lol

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM  

• Ok, so i couldn't be bothered to read the 2nd paragraph, but good god, those are some of the worst names i've ever heard in my life!
  
  One can only wonder what sort of life a mother has in mind for her children when she names them Landon, Alabama and Atiana. Those kids have some fun times at school to look forward to because of that.

  By sam991, on 9:22 PM  

• I know someone nearby who's kid is Tiana, and I never got it? So with the "A" is even stranger. How do you say that? ah-tee-ah-nah?
  or bah-nah-nah? Different, yet still the same.

  By Anonymous, on 9:27 PM  

• That dude, Barker (at least in that picture at the top) looks like she's standing next to a life-sized tattooed penis.
  
  Is his head really so skinny it's the same width as his neck?

  By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM  

• Travis is a great drummer, yes, but between his attitude and his 108 pound frame, he's lucky he hasn't been beaten into a wheelchair lifestyle. All the more surprising when you throw Oscar De La Hoya into the mix.
  
  Okay, okay, 110 pounds. I forgot to factor in the weight of the tattoo ink. ;)
  
  I managed to watch 15 minutes of one episode before turning the channel. All I recall was her sleeping, and bitching about furniture, and him showing one of his young sons how you spit and suck the loogie back into your mouth. Further proof that money doesn't buy class.

  By joejoe, on 10:04 PM  

• Since I never heard of them until they decided to split, does that make THEM sad or ME sad?

  By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM  

• Oscar de La Hoya?? That is random...

  By LocaW8ta, on 11:02 PM  

• My daughter's name is Tiana. It's a derivative of Tatiana, and a very pretty name.

  By Anonymous, on 12:28 AM  

• I love them and think they're hot!!

  By F., on 1:09 AM  

• "Isn't it impressive though, that after giving birth to three children, she's the owner of such a belly?"
  
  No, not really.

  By Anonymous, on 3:34 AM  

• And things will get even worse, there will be a new show called The Carters.
  Fuck this reality shows and fuck the gay boybands.

  By Anonymous, on 3:35 AM  

• Travis is not a bad looking guy really but those tatoos on his neck are creepy

  By Brandy, on 5:37 AM  

• Wow. Great photoshop work. She always looked like a piece of shit on that show. And that's what they both are. I'm so sorry for their kids.

  By Anonymous, on 5:45 AM  

• I wish I had the tits and twat to be a successful gold digger. Wonder how much she'll get just for laying on her back for 2 years.

  By What ho!, on 6:28 AM  

• they'd have sex we couldn't watch
  
  That must've been some pretty nasty sex if Jenny couldn't even bare to watch it! I know for a fact that Jenny has watched some of the most disgusting porn out there!!

  By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM  

• They went together about as well as oil and vinegar. I really thought they'd last. At least they didn't have children....nevermind
  
  http://www.celebslam.com

  By Celebslam.com, on 7:27 AM  

• I love them both too. So sorry to hear about the split. I wish they would get back together.

  By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM  

• I am delighted he is getting rid of her, she acts totally silly all the time & is so lazy. He is a hot little boy and deserves better.

  By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM  

• "wheelchair lifestyle"... heh heh heh.

  By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM  

• damn, that dude's ugly.

  By Anonymous, on 8:18 AM  

• i love how on their show she would buy him these extravagent presents, like 50 grand a pop, but the money would come out of his accounts. true love, indeed.

  By Anonymous, on 8:19 AM  

• what drugs does that guy do?? and she always slept on that show and was calling him "papa" how annoying. she was a lazy person who never took care of her kids, and he was always out trying to bring home the money! so he probably got so sick of her laying around and spending his money. i bet he was screwing young trim left and right cuz she squeezed out three kids and was all fat and stretched out! aww, now thats just mean....but really what do you expect from a rockstar (and i use that term loosely) and a former playmate? that was never going to last. at least she'll keep getting those monthly checks for her kids so that she can keep all those nannies employed! lol!!! she wasted so much time sleeping!!! what a good mom!

  By Anonymous, on 8:25 AM  

• Yeah, I love them too.... Jerry Springer should be involved in the divorce proceedings somehow.

  By Pfeif, on 8:30 AM  

• I never thought they'd last long term, but the show was an interesting way to waste time and veg out...

  By katdug, on 8:37 AM  

• I hate people who are so lazy and entitled.

  By CK1, on 8:41 AM  

• i watched portions here and there, and couldn't understand why in the hell they actually had a tv show. as a 31 yr old, i grew up in the golden age of MTV when they actually used to play music videos. now, it's pure crap like this. what a waste

  By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM  

• What i love is that on her myspace, "Smart Women Finish Rich" is listed as one of her favorite books.
  
  I've never read it, but I'm guessing there's a chapter entitled "If All Else Fails and You're Unbright and Completely Talentless, Get Knocked Up By Rich Dudes".

  By S., on 9:37 AM  

• I bet the closest she came to doing any housework was during the photoshoot of those pics. I bet she whined the whole time about breaking a nail and was wondering when she could break for a nap

  By Brandy, on 9:39 AM  

• I watched the show a couple of times. And she has to be the laziest bitch on the face of the earth. All she is every good for is sleeping and Complaning all the time. WAY TO GO TRAVIS!!!!!! GOOD MOVE

  By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM  

• s. isn't this one of your favorite shows? Your "guilty pleasure"? Why don't you tell us all why you like this show so much?

  By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM  

• 10:54 - looks like someone didn't fall asleep halfway through my boring profile, after all, eh? ;)
  
  was this a big GOTCHA moment for you? am i supposed to freak out that my DARK, DARK 'secret' has been EXPOSED? and everyone is going to be reading your comment like, "ooh, S has been totally busted! yes, S, please tell us why you like this show so much!"? your use of "us all" is hilarious, like there are 70 people standing behind you getting all excited by the prospect of us THROWING DOWN. like they're all "yeah, anon, you really got S. you are the coolest! let's sit back and see what she says!"
  
  of course i watched the show; if i hadn't, i likely wouldn't have found this topic interesting enough to remark upon. so?
  
  which brings me to: you are a weirdo; our argument was eight (or so) threads down. are you going to stalk me through every thread from now on like some sort of 21st century "i want my two dollars" psycho?
  
  i mean, if you are, that's cool, but it might get boring for everyone else to see us bitchfighting in every post on this site. in light of that: okay, you win. you totally got me. i am mean and nasty and hypocritical, and i watched 'meet the barkers'. you are a total winner at life! feel better?

  By S., on 11:33 AM  

• Not attractive at all...she always looks bloated or something. I don't know...it's like she's supposed to be attractive but she' not for some reason.

  By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

• advil is excellent for cramps

  By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

• s. sounds like she couldn't be any more of a golddigger if she married some ninety-year-old millionaire.

  By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

• "Isn't it impressive though, that after giving birth to three children, she's the owner of such a belly?"
  
  no, it's called photoshop, she never ever looked that hot on the show.

  By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

• Ummm s.? Sweetie, have you not considered the fact that maybe other people might have been inspired enough to read your userprofile since it was mentioned so much yesterday? AND the fact that clearly you are an easy fight.
  
  I mentioned the Meet the Barkers comment but I wasn't the one that fought with you all day yesterday so all your little insults were a complete waste on me. Sorry.
  
  Just a thought though, ya think maybe you are the one that is coming off as a bit of a psycho?

  By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

• quote from S:
  
  "are you going to stalk me through every thread from now on like some sort of 21st century "i want my two dollars" psycho?"
  
  that was seriously lol funny.
  great movie, btw.

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

• Dear IDLYITW,
  Why do you let crappy wannabe celeb sites spam your comments? I figured if you let it through moderation, it might be good, but that "celebslam" one was a steamy pile.
  
  May I please have my 5 minutes back?
  
  Thanks.

  By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM  

• 12:17, your comment made me lol. If that's the impression I've given, I should perhaps get a SAG card.
  
  1:48, touche, but you raise a question. Why is it that a certain kind of woman (usually somewhat chubby, WalMart-clad, Budweiser-and-bowling types, in my experience, but maybe you're different) calls other women by terms of endearment in an argument? It's so silly.
  
  1:49, wasn't it? I love that movie. Hooray for the 80s.

  By S., on 2:07 PM  

• s. Is that the best thing you could come up with? Some generalization about what I must look like? Boo. Incidently, I am female and chubby although I have a seven day old daughter so I am going to use her as an excuse for the next few months. I hate Wal-Mart because I can't stand the thought of American corporations taking my money when I could be supporting the stores in my own country. I don't drink and I haven't bowled since something really embarrassing happened to me at a bowling alley when I was 11 years old. That and the fact that it is a stupid boring game.
  
  Look, I said the Barkers comment as a joke. I admit it was a bit mean and I do apologize. Hormones, I think since I am like this to everyone lately except my little angel. I honestly didn't think you would even respond and certainly didn't expect you to come out swinging in the wrong direction like you did. I refuse to fight all day since I am stressed enough trying to get the baby to eat. Let's cease fire.

  By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

• We agree on Wal-Mart and bowling alleys. Let's be friends.

  By S., on 3:46 PM  

• Friends we are.

  By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

• It's a derivative of Tatiana, and a very pretty name.
  
  Not so much. Not unless she's a Russian stripper.

  By sam991, on 4:09 PM  

• shows what you know, sam. Tatiana was the name of a Grand Duchess.

  By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

• Sad story about Tatiana too. I'm sure at one time Tatiana was a classy name. Now though it is a name for strippers.

  By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM  

• If you live in America "Tiana" is a black girl's name. If she's not black, then people will hear her name and think she's black. If she's black, then good, you gave her a black girl's name.

  By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM  

• who cares about these people? I certainly don't, they're not famous enough for me.

  By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM  

• Is it true she mothered Oscar's baby?! Why the hell would she leave a guy like that? She's stupid to be dragging her daughter from man to man like that, I have a kid and he freaks out if I even go on a date with somebody. Other than that, what's wrong with Wal-Mart? As a single mom without child support, I couldnt live without it!

  By Exangel, on 5:32 PM  

• This website is beginning to bore me. People need to keep their egotistical and apparently hormonal arguments to themselves or their own blogs; but having a little spat and then fucking apologizing??!! Jesus. Put down the Boons Farm, or whatever it's called.

  By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM  

• 5:32, yeah I think Kid Numero Uno is Oscar's. But I think he dumped her.

  By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM  

• i'm with 5:52, why the hell are these 7th grade wannabes bringing their boring little fights to a public blog? nobody cares to watch you bitch slap each other so please stop wasting space and go away. signed: the people who come here to read about CELEBRITY bitch slapping. (and if either one of you a-holes in question comments this, i'm gonna climb through the internets and beat you down).

  By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM  

• FYI- between Oscar and Travis she was all hot and heavy with Dennis Quaid..G-R-O-S-S...she was bound to get knocked up by another famous guy one way or another..

  By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM  

• shows what you know, sam. Tatiana was the name of a Grand Duchess.
  
  And once upon the time the Hilton name wasn't synonymous with a diseased slut who is planning to bury her goat next to Marily Monroe.
  
  Lindsay Lohan was a healthy young actress with some degree of sex appeal.
  
  Jennifer Aniston was happily married to Brad Pitt.
  
  Britney Spears was hot once upon a time.
  
  If this site says anything, it's that things change.
  
  ...and that said people should be mocked before, during and after change.

  By sam991, on 9:17 PM  

• 5:32, yeah I think Kid Numero Uno is Oscar's. But I think he dumped her.
  
  August 11, 2006 6:06 PM
  
  
  yeah, and bitch actually sued him (for a huge sum) for breaking off their engagement. she also kicked him out of his house and moved her family in.

  By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM  

• sam, seriously, as far as anyone knows, the Grand Duchess Tatiana never DID disgrace herself as any of those people did -- before, during or after. Moreover, I doubt there is anyone who has done anything mockworthy recently named Tatiana.
  
  9:34, can you actually sue someone for breaking off an ENGAGEMENT? Child support yeah, but engagement alimony?
  
  And she kicked him out of HIS house? Couldn't he call the police?

  By Anonymous, on 10:20 PM  

• If you live in America "Tiana" is a black girl's name. If she's not black, then people will hear her name and think she's black. If she's black, then good, you gave her a black girl's name.
  
  Yet another reason why I thank God every day that I don't live in America. My daughter lives in a coutry where there are no pre-conceived notions about the colour of her skin, whether she is of Russian descent or a stripper, based on her name.

  By Anonymous, on 12:03 AM  

• I like the name Tiana, for what it's worth. And I don't think it sounds black, or like a stripper or whatever. It sounds very dignified to me.

  By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM  

• "My daughter lives in a coutry where there are no pre-conceived notions about the colour of her skin, whether she is of Russian descent or a stripper,"
  
  how much does property cost in Fantasyland?

  By Anonymous, on 7:52 AM  

• 9:34, can you actually sue someone for breaking off an ENGAGEMENT? Child support yeah, but engagement alimony?
  
  And she kicked him out of HIS house? Couldn't he call the police?
  
  a. not very successfully
  b. technically it was "their house", he just paid for everything

  By Anonymous, on 7:53 AM  

• Oooh, your daughter lives in Sweden! It's nice when the whole country is all white and you don't have to worry about that racism crap.

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM  

• August 12, 2006 12:03 AM -
  
  Dream on. No country in the world like that exists. If anything, it's worse in other countries. I should know, I live in Europe.

  By european, on 12:25 PM  

• I'm wondering if Travis had his neck stretched like those women in Southeast Asia do.

  By Brandy, on 2:22 PM  

• 1st child is De La Hoya's, although he denies paternity. Shanna wants to take DLH to the cleaners, however, litigation is still pending.

  By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM  

• I know why he married her, cause he wanted to regularly pop a hot poa. But what the F was going through her mind. He must be packin a hammer. I mean she must be a tard to marry that F'n mutt.

  By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM  

• 9.20 , am black and i live in sweden! there's lots of people that are of african heritage that live in sweden. Please dont talk about stuff u have no knowledge of! It makes u look very ignorent.

  By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM  

• If you live in America "Tiana" is a black girl's name.
  
  That was so racist, but then again what can you expect from most Americans.
  
  I've been abroad, and sometimes, it's embarrassing to say you're an American.

  By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM  

• Fuckdamnit when is this show going to be aired in Europe!?
  
  I'd love to see wtf these people are like.. I know Travis is one of the most respected drummers in punkrock..

  By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM  

• I hated their show. BORING. And upsetting - he totally ignored her older daughter. Never even looked at her.

  By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM  

• Dear "Anonymous, on August 11, 2006 1:54 PM"
  
  So great to have fans already!

  By Celebslam.com, on 3:25 PM  

• i LOVED this show.
  and i really like him.

  By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM  

• omfg... she looks really great in comparison to him. Then again, Britney Spears looks great in comparison to her, so don't get any wrong thoughts about my opinion or whatever.

  By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM  

• I watched the show mostly because I'm a big Travis Barker fan...and I did like Shanna for a while...But I stopped likin her once I realized that she was just being a gold digging biotch...I mean honestly...who would have any recognition of who she is if she hadnt married De La Hoya and Barker...also I noticed on that show that she didnt really spend time with her kids...I dont remember seeing any nannys but it didnt really seem like anything really went on...I mean I guess I would expect a lot more excitement on a tv show about famous people...like I dont know them getting in a massive fight or one of Travis' tattoos getting massively infected instead of them being overcharged for Christmas trees...but whatever..

  By Anonymous, on 2:49 AM  

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