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Colin Farrell is a Stud

After meeting Colin Farrell on the set of Woody Allen's new movie, a woman says she had sex with the Irish actor less than an hour after meeting him. Much to her surprise, he sucked. The woman, Angelique Jerome, Woody Allen's former nanny and current French model, says Farrell didn't exactly blow her mind. She says:

He was enthusiastic and athletic. He was so keen to have me, he didn't want to wear any protection. He just said, 'It'll be OK, it'll be OK'. But for all his ardour, it was like he was reading from a text book, lurching from one position to another...We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total...I kept having to fake orgasms - one, two, three - to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do...And he was always looking me in the eye. I found that rather off-putting, as if I were some kind of school project. It was too clinical. He didn't at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn't know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time."

Yikes. Portraying yourself as the Casanova of Hollywood then finishing in your pants as soon as you see a naked girl is not good. Having her tell the world that you suck worse than Terry Schiavo in bed when the illusion of you being a beast in the sack is part of your inferred appeal is even worse. I'm not sure how Colin will get through this, but I'm sure it will involve lying under a pile of models or waking up every day still knowing that he has a 250% chance of getting laid before his second cigarette. I really don't think this is fair either. Not to brag, but I can last at most, five minutes, but I still have to lure strippers to my house with pictures of their loved ones in blindfolds.

Colin on August 3rd:


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Update: Here is a picture of Angelique Jerome (via ExploreTalent). Thanks to Adam and Allan for the heads up!

74 Comments:

  • ew.

    By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM  

  • on dlisted, girls are still saying they want to fuck him... pathetic

    i'm wayyyy better in bed than him yet i can't get laid

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM  

  • yeah. way to save his dignity there, angelique!

    it's sooo much better to let him think he's great in the sack and then tell EVERYONE else how horrible he is. too bad he'll never know the truth, huh? ha.ha.

    By jen, on 9:07 AM  

  • I'd still fuck him. He's so fucking hot. I love that bad boy.

    By marissa, on 9:07 AM  

  • Awe... Anonymous 9:05...
    We should start a little help group for you. Or at least get you a shirt "Better than Colin, let's get rollin'".

    Ahhh...geez. Somebody shoot me. Please?!

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM  

  • lol @ jen

    By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM  

  • Could someone please tell me why he's so hot? I just don't get it... he's so dirty and scruffy. And apparently doesn't use protection, so he's probably got some interesting diseases too.

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • Come on , he is Colin Farell he doesnt have to please at this point in his game. Most guys are great lovers because they get laid less frequently than a celeb and need the word passed around.
    This guy is considered a hot celeb so he doesnt have a to leave lasting impression because tomorrow he will still be fucking someone new without trying. He doesnt have to please, the hype will still get him lots of pussy.

    By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM  

  • ^ The fact that he doesn't care about getting these women off is what makes him unappealing. Great lovers are great lovers because they care more about the other person's orgasm than their own.

    By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM  

  • I think the real story is that this chick probably tried to get Colin's attention. When he didn't give it to her, much less sleep with her, she got all bitchy and did what any scorned woman did- she ran her mouth and said he was lousy in bed. Sorry, but I don't buy it.

    But then again I may be a bit partial.

    By Brandy, on 10:12 AM  

  • I don't get the Colin Farrell thing. I've given spare change to men with better hygiene. He looks like he smells like urine and stale cigarette smoke.

    By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM  

  • I don't buy it either, I call B.S.

    By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM  

  • like i said before in the last article dedicated to colin farrel.....he's a loser. sure hes gettin laid (because hes famous) but other than that hes a loser.

    hollywoods definition of "badboy" is ridiculous. a celeb who drinks and smokes cigarettes in public and fucks random broads 24/7 and wears anything black or with leather is a bad boy. if colin farrell was to step foot in my old hood in brooklyn.....he'd piss his pants within 2min of getting there. that guy who played pee wee herman is more of a bad ass than colin farrell.

    and again......wtf is so hot about this guy??? hes short, looks dirty, has a small penis, and i'm more than sure he has some type of STD.

    By prettyboy, on 11:00 AM  

  • women don't WANT to believe it. they prefer to believe the fantasy.

    By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM  

  • Todd, what's up with that Terry Schiavo comment? I think you're better when you stick to making fun of celebs, not civilians in a coma (or who was in a coma before she died.) Just a thought....

    Cheers!

    By What ho!, on 11:11 AM  

  • You poor boys! I really hope someone will come along and ease your pain soon--unfortunately I am only one woman and I can only sleep with one under-appreciated non celebrity at a time.

    And I probably would fuck Colin, but just because I am nice and I feel a little bad for the short scruffy thing.

    By Kiss Kiss, on 11:11 AM  

  • Oh I believe Colin has his faults. He is definately not perfect, but I do believe that some of these allegations against him sound like something that comes from a jilted, rejected woman.

    By Brandy, on 11:17 AM  

  • I have to agree about the Terri Schiavo comment. Just happen to be reading a book about her case and her rat bastard husband. I love your site, but like the celebrity bashing better!
    ;)

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

  • You guys are going to need thicker skin to read this site. Nobody is off limits. That's what I like about it. This is not the place for political correctness.

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

  • She should probably get an AIDS test now.

    By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM  

  • 11:17 ... I agree... I just don't get that ring of truth from reading that. Not that I care anything about the walking STD...but that woman just sounds like someone who got rejected and wants to take him down.

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM  

  • To anon 11:22 am: I'm not trying to pick a fight but unless you are Todd or Jenny, you don't really know what the parameters are in terms of what's off limits - they're funny as hell but they're not assholes, so maybe they pay attention when their readers make respectful protests every now and then. Or maybe not. I still love the websight!

    By What ho!, on 11:35 AM  

  • I just need to add to the hypocrisy train.

    Way to fake orgasms to save his dignity, then issue a statement saying he's a minuteman.

    Something smells fishy, oh wait... that's probably just her meat pocket. I mean she did let Colin F-ing Farrell probe her bits without a condom three damn times.

    By CK1, on 11:51 AM  

  • I THINK THE WHORE WHO HAD SEX WITH COLIN IS ONE OF THOSE CHICKS WHO CAN NEVER BE PLEASED, AND NEVER HAVE ORGASMS. POOR BITCH...SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO FAKE ORGASMS ALL HER LIFE, WHILE EVERYONE SCOOPS HER OUT!! HAHAHA

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • Great lovers are great lovers because they cause BOTH partners to enjoy themselves, not focusing just on their own fun.

    By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM  

  • LOL...Terry Schiavo. brilliant.

    sure are a lot of pussies in these parts lately.

    By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM  

  • ewe...dirty fingers? get a manicure!! I am kinda not so in love with him anymore...too much info in one day...

    By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM  

  • What a dumb slut. She makes a point of saying that Colin didn't want to wear a condom but then says she fucked him anyway. That's brilliant.

    Colin looks like he smells disgusting. He probably always smells like hangover. He needs to be deloused.

    By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM  

  • Maybe he should try literally reading from a textbook.

    I recommend Case Studies in Contract Law.

    You will go on for 12 hours without having an orgasm, if you read that whilst shagging.

    By Zen Wizard, on 12:49 PM  

  • "sure are a lot of pussies in these parts lately."

    WTF is that supposed to mean?

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • i don't care if he fucks good or not as long as he eats me out all night long.

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM  

  • I hope this story is not true. I'd like to believe that Colin is not a completely idiot sleazebag. I mean who engages in condomless sex with a complete stranger about an hour after they meet? And who is this sleazebag who actually lowers herself by sleeping with someone just because they are famous let's herself be talked into unsafe sex then brags about it to dirtrags?But then again Coby bryant did it, I guess these celebrities think they can't catch serious STD's like HIV.

    By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

  • Don't you think it's likely that this woman wrote this just to talk trash? I mean...common.

    By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

  • "suck worse than Terry Schiavo". Most of the things said on here are funny, but this is just in bad taste. Making fun of those who can't help themselves always is. Just my opinion.

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

  • re:1:13 well we know he does that

    By Brandy, on 1:48 PM  

  • "a woman says she had sex with the Irish actor less than an hour after meeting him". Any person who would fuck less than an hour after meeting doesn't have any right to criticize.

    By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM  

  • Sure they do, 1:53. But they'll sound like self-promoting fuckwits if they do it in public, and say they faked a bunch of orgasms but that it was too fast, and act as though it's reasonable to screw men like Colin Farrell without a condom.

    By Mistress La Spliffe, on 2:12 PM  

  • He's just not that into you and wants another beautiful lovechild so he can look like Hollywood's good guy again.

    By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM  

  • If you have three fake orgasms in ten minutes- psst. I bet he knew, tried again, and said fuck it, you be loose as a goose, mate. Are you a Protestant or something?

    By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM  

  • This from a woman who was uncomfortable with eye contact during sex. And she thinks HE'S bad in bed? I'd still do him in a heartbeat.

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM  

  • That's rather sad, but what's wrong with looking each other in the eye while having sex? It's totally normal if you're both being honestly intimate with each other...I have a feeling that she probably wasn't so hot in bed either. At least Colin got to cum like three times...who's been used NOW huh?

    By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM  

  • ok so when todd makes the racist jokes everyone defends him to do so but when todd makes jokes about a self-consious woman who was bulimic and taking diet pills which lead to heart attack and brain failure hes the bad guy....wow

    and colin's nails look disgusting. you women in here who love fucking men who stink of stale beer and cigarettes with dirty black ass nails are some sick fat bitches with low self esteem

    By prettyboy, on 3:05 PM  

  • Something tells me that they didn't have sex, she was upset, she lied.

    By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM  

  • " don't get the Colin Farrell thing. I've given spare change to men with better hygiene. He looks like he smells like urine and stale cigarette smoke. "

    agreed. And add coffee breath to it as well.

    I also can't get past his facial moles. They always air brush them out of movie posters and put make up on him to minimize them, but I think they kind of ruin his otherwise symmetrical face.

    I also agree that this woman sounds like a woman scorned who is trying to get some revenge. Or maybe she just wants to try to get her fifteen minutes. Either way, she sounds slutty, stupid (unsafe sex is soooo dumb) and bitter.

    By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM  

  • I can't say i'm all that surprised. Peoples preconceptions are usually wrong. I'm not saying i entirely believe this story, i just don't think he's the Adonis so many believe he is.

    By sam991, on 3:34 PM  

  • Eye contact is hot; she is an idiot.

    By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM  

  • To "Prettyboy said" - Go away. You have single handedly reduced the collective IQ of this blog.

    By What ho!, on 3:51 PM  

  • Just looked her up on google images and not one single pic came up. Some hot "current French model" she must be.
    Gee, is it too much to think she's just trying to get some attention the only way a "model" can: stupidly?

    By whiner, on 3:53 PM  

  • Pfff, of course Colin sucked. She was being regularly hollowed out by Woody Allen. He's a monster. No one stands a chance after him. In fact, no one stands after him; for a few days at least.

    "Woody". Need I say more?

    By fielding mellish, on 4:00 PM  

  • Who knows if the story is true. My god, anyone can claim to have slept with him. Besides, he's recently sober. He may not be at his sexual peak performance because of that. If the story is true, having such sordid intimate details like this flying around in the public eye can't help his chances of staying sober. Have a little compassion - it's not like he said anything anti-Semitic. ;)

    By Pete, on 4:03 PM  

  • Terri Schiavo comment?
    her rat bastard husband.? . . Maybe you should read a book about getting off the crack-pipe.

    I can see you being upset about the coma. But her husband who still cared enough to fight for her years later?

    By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM  

  • I really don't think it's going to keep women from sleeping with him. It sure wouldn't stop me.

    By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM  

  • THIS GIRL IS JUST JEALOUS I SEEN THE SEX TAPE AND COLIN HAS NO PROBLEMS PLEASING A WOMAN....MAYBE SHE`S MAD CUZ SHE FELT LIKE SHE SHOULD BE COMPENSATED FOR SUCKING COLIN`S COCK!!

    By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM  

  • She a hoe thats what the problem, who cares i she didnt enjoy it, i bet he did. one more notch on that belt."sex with the Irish actor less than an hour after meeting him"

    By Anonymous, on 8:50 PM  

  • I'm a woman, but even I can assume that a man isnt going to put any effort into easy pussy, especially if he knows he can just go get some more later.
    dumb slut.

    By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM  

  • Staring intently into the eyes of someone you just met an hour ago whilst having sex is totally creepy. It is too much of a love connection for sex that is so casual and I would be horrified if a guy did that. Actually I'd probably start laughing. Staring intently for a minute or two during sex into the eyes of someone you love is an emotional connection. It just seems weird to do that with someone you just met and the sex is just physical.

    By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM  

  • "Staring intently into the eyes of someone you just met an hour ago whilst having sex is totally creepy."

    yeah, and what are the chances of the guy you met an hour ago and decided to fuck being creepy?

    By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM  

  • looking at those pics, can someone tell Colin to clean his hands and fingernails? They're downright filthy. I still love Colin though.

    By Anonymous, on 9:48 PM  

  • "Maybe you should read a book about getting off the crack-pipe.

    I can see you being upset about the coma. But her husband who still cared enough to fight for her years later?"
    Maybe you should do a little research before you run your mouth, ass wipe. He cared about her until he got his settlement, then he cared about shutting her up.

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM  

  • Colin is bisexual. He was liking that she didn't look like Jared Leto. You know that Jared leto and Colin slept togother on the set of Alexander.

    By Anonymous, on 1:41 AM  

  • Maybe you should do a little research before you run your mouth, ass wipe. He cared about her until he got his settlement, then he cared about shutting her up.

    Sure sure .... So he wanted the PERSON IN THE COMA to "SHUT UP"?

    Well why don't you cite your sources? I bet their top notch!

    By Anonymous, on 3:33 AM  

  • Is that not a man in drag ?

    By Anonymous, on 3:58 AM  

  • Ah ha ha ha ha ha! He fucked a tranny!

    By ladyboy, on 4:44 AM  

  • Did anybody not see the sex tape with him and his girlfriend. He sucked in that so why is anybody suprised that he still does. Just because you can get a quanity of women does not mean youyou have any quality as a lover. And I agree he is dirty looking I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's vagina.

    By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM  

  • Anon 1:41- that's hot. What's your source?

    By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM  

  • Guess Colin must have dumped her right after! Why bother faking the orgasms? Im sure she was faking. Seems a bit bitter to kiss and tell like that. Guess she will get some press from all of this and maybe a boost on her career. The funny thing is she sounds like a whore with all her knowledge about the subject, like she was a professional at it. Or maybe she had some good sex with good ole Woody and thats how she got her nanny job. Some people love to sleep their way to the top, just wait till the diseases show up. Its all worth it for the diseases!

    By hellsintown, on 11:46 AM  

  • Interesting... so after being used once, she didn't get the picture and stayed to play slut, whore two more times. A week later when he hasn't called, light bulbs start lighting up, so she decides to cry foul. The best part of this story is the fact that it is not followed by a rebuttle from Farrell. I hope he never gives one.

    a familiar quote from college days long gone comes to mind

    ...hmmm ... oh ya,

    "bitches are all just panty droppers." - (credit to "the boss")

    If you need proof of this quote, just scroll up and read a few of the "i want Colin in me right now" posts, left by our female members of society. Also note that they do so after many have intelligently pointed out that Farrell is just a dirt bag who is fortunate enough to be a well known public figure.

    By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM  

  • He screws all these woman without wearing a condom? Geeze, She screws him within less than an hour after meeing him and he feels like she is safe enough to go bareback?? AND vice versa for her?

    They all must have a double dose of 'everything' so it doesn't matter what each other has. No sane person would act like that!

    By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM  

  • Let this be a lesson to the masses. Have fun but be safe for God's sake!

    There is no greater gift to give your lover than to be able to give him/her a healthy clean body. You play (with unsafe sex) and you pay.

    By Anonymous, on 3:59 PM  

  • First he is ugly, second he is daaaamn ugly and third... he sucks in bed ... hmmm.....

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM  

  • Jeez...what exactly should one expect from a sexual encounter which takes place almost immediately after meeting? I'd love to have Colin in the sack after a 1/2 hour - but he'd be far worse in bed than my husband.

    By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

  • She's a hootch! And judging from the video, he calls all the girls he sleeps with beautiful several times! And I saw the nanny and he was lying to her, not even cute!

    By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

  • does anybody knows if he is really bisex/

    By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

  • So many ppl on here are so quick to put him down...but seriously if u guys hate him so much and think he is a dirty pathetic loser then why are u wasting your time writing about it... now i think that is pathetic... leave the man alone! who cares how much sex he has and with who? the man is hot!! I bet if ne of u could get it like he does u wouldnt knock it back! As for the chick who rekons she had sex with him n he was shit... i think thats a load of shit! n even if it was true did she ever stop to think that mayb it was her that sucked in bed!

    By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM  

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