Vikki Beckham, eh? She's alright. I would probably only let her smear her feces over my bare chest 5, maybe 6 times. Of course, this would preferably happen after I masturbate while watching David Beckham punt Baby Cruise across the yard like a corner kick.
Well, I gotta drop a deuce. Go slow, guys and gals.
I hope Becks and Posh do the teasing "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you..." that I used to do in long car trips with my older brother, with just a tiny finger an inch from that alien's head.
Seriously, you know the only reason this couple is part of the inner circle is because Tom's just waiting to score one in David's "goal" which rhymes with...
I don't get it with these celebs tatooing Hebrew writings on themselves. Judaism forbids tatooing so it negates the whole thing no matter it's meaning behind it.
All child experts will tell you that a kid who isn't cuddled and talked to in baby talk will one day don a hockey mask, and go around the neighborhood with a blowtorch. I guess the Cruiser thinks that the Scientology Savior must not be sullied by the commoners, while she is fed on ambrosia and necter, and sung to by an alien choir.
I guess the Beckhams are officially in the cult now, or else the Cruisers wouldn't risk showing them the plastic doll.
Speaking of plastic dolls, you'd think Tom could afford a better one. I saw those pics on D-listed, and you can see SOMETHING that vaguely resembles a baby... if you can call a diapered three-year-old a baby.
I had no idea she had chinese gibberish tatooed on her back, how predictably trendy of her...her and Suri have tons in common, they both look like aliens!
It's not Chinese you dumbass, it's written in Hebrew and it's from the Bible- specifically the Song of Songs book and it means "I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine.".
I found it here: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/celebrity_tattoos_b.htm
You don't invite someone to your home, then place conditions on how they are to act. That is just plain bad manners. That man and his "church" aren't doing a very good job of hiding the fact that it's a bonafied cult.
Are these people Jewish? Am I missing something....why does every fucking celebrity Anglo Saxon, except batshit crazy Mel, want to suddenly be Jewish? Don't get me wrong; it beats the hell out of being a Scientologist.
Is that acne? I totally dig Victoria, she has a sense of humor (really, check out het interview with Ali G, the (well after Kate M. ofcourse)best fashionsense & the hottest man on earth (as long as he doesn't talk). Don't like the fake tits on her srawny body though, but hey if I can get rid of acne, why can't she with all her money? O shit I know; Food...
Well, acne IS caused by poor nutrition. ;) I stopped drinking all carbonated products, and my skin immediately started clearing up.
6:20, good point. I mean, if they're known for jello-wrestling in other people's bathrooms, then I could understand it. But if they're just coming over for a normal visit, you don't set out a list of rules.
"Okay, I'd like you to come over and see us! But be sure not to touch the hand towels, and use an antiseptic wipe whenever you touch one of our doorknobs. Don't make eye contact with our kids or mention their names. And I'd like you to please always refer to yourself in the third person. Just relax and have fun!"
Not just any sort of bacne can do for posh, she goes for the extra pussy kind, to show how much better than the rest of us she is. "Oh ya, you have back zits people? Well, I'll one up you and purchase extra pussy ones".
Next thing she'll be telling us those things were part of her outfit.
Cruise will only let them see Suri in a pitch-black room, while Katie sits in the corner making faux baby noises so that they won't notice that Suri is actually a plastic doll.
Or if they've joined the cult, they can just skip the visit and go to the press saying that "she's the most beautiful baby in the history of mankind, our kids are trolls compared to her. Amazing Tom and amazing Katie are amazing. They want privacy. They're happy. They're amazing. I hear voices and do as they say..."
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Good choice, Posh Spice. There's no chance of HER wanting to eat the baby!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Yuck, nice back zits, Posh.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Vikki Beckham, eh? She's alright. I would probably only let her smear her feces over my bare chest 5, maybe 6 times. Of course, this would preferably happen after I masturbate while watching David Beckham punt Baby Cruise across the yard like a corner kick.
Well, I gotta drop a deuce.
Go slow, guys and gals.
By J-Bird, on 12:55 PM
12:51 PM - They match the forehead complexion.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
they're banned from touching Suri
oh my god.. if any single thing shows that tom cruise is an asshole, this is it.
he probably also points a gun at their head as they're leaving and says "tell anyone my baby has down syndrome and i'll blow your head off" lol
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
So only fellow cult members can touch the baby?
(Didn't Leah Remini claim to hold her?)
Wierdos. Yeah, nice bacne.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
fuck tom & katie....
Fuck them in thier fucking asses. Who actually gives a fuck about some asshole and his stupid religion, rules, etc...
Personally, I would love to see them go down into the atlantic in a fireball (not the child).
Lets focus on normal people who deserve attention.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
fuck tom & katie....
Fuck them in thier fucking asses. Who actually gives a fuck about some asshole and his stupid religion, rules, etc...
Personally, I would love to see them go down into the atlantic in a fireball (not the child).
Lets focus on normal people who deserve attention.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
"Personally, I would love to see them go down into the atlantic in a fireball (not the child)."
No, no, the baby should perish as well.
The apple never falls too far, ya know?
By J-Bird, on 1:28 PM
I can't wait to cough all over that kid, while wiping giving it the latter end of a dirty sanchez.
By CK1, on 1:41 PM
I hope Becks and Posh do the teasing "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you..." that I used to do in long car trips with my older brother, with just a tiny finger an inch from that alien's head.
Seriously, you know the only reason this couple is part of the inner circle is because Tom's just waiting to score one in David's "goal" which rhymes with...
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
We're all makin fun of her for being so damn bony, but look, her nose is still fat. Fat nose.
Is that oatmeal on her forehead, or is it just riddled with acne, can't tell.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
I really want to squeeze that zit on her back. If I do though her spine bones might pop out. Even better.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
Of course Victoria wants to see Suri. They are from the same alien planet and have so much home gossip to catch up on.
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
sorry, david, i thought i was holding suri's bottle...want me to keep going?
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
What is that tatoo? The Dead Sea Scrolls?
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
I call bullshit. Women put weight on when they're trying to get pregnant, they don't suddenly lose their remaining 0.5% bodyfat.
By sam991, on 2:51 PM
this is really just about tomkat's jealousy that pics of brangelina's spawn were worth way more than pic's of tomkat's surrogate child.
oh, and it's also about tom's love for the meatstick.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
Does anyone know what the tats on Posh Spice mean??
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
ewww...she has some bad skin, i always thought she had pimple skin
but her sunglasses are AWESOME!
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
I like her short hair. Better than that fake rat's nest mop of extensions she used to call hair. And I second the Eww on the back pimples...
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
How far does that tattoo go down?
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
I don't get it with these celebs tatooing Hebrew writings on themselves. Judaism forbids tatooing so it negates the whole thing no matter it's meaning behind it.
By Brandy, on 3:47 PM
she and becks have matching tattoos. They are from the song of songs book in the bible and they say "I am my beloved and my beloved is mine."
His tattoo is on his arm, they got them on their anniversary. No, I'm not obsessed with the beckhams. seirously. I swear:)
I think it's actually one of the cooler tats I've seen.
By Anonymous, on 5:52 PM
All child experts will tell you that a kid who isn't cuddled and talked to in baby talk will one day don a hockey mask, and go around the neighborhood with a blowtorch. I guess the Cruiser thinks that the Scientology Savior must not be sullied by the commoners, while she is fed on ambrosia and necter, and sung to by an alien choir.
I guess the Beckhams are officially in the cult now, or else the Cruisers wouldn't risk showing them the plastic doll.
Speaking of plastic dolls, you'd think Tom could afford a better one. I saw those pics on D-listed, and you can see SOMETHING that vaguely resembles a baby... if you can call a diapered three-year-old a baby.
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
I had no idea she had chinese gibberish tatooed on her back, how predictably trendy of her...her and Suri have tons in common, they both look like aliens!
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
It's not Chinese you dumbass, it's written in Hebrew and it's from the Bible- specifically the Song of Songs book and it means "I am my beloved's, my beloved is mine.".
I found it here:
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/celebrity_tattoos_b.htm
It explains alot of celeb tattoos.
Enjoy!
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
Why on the back of the neck?
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
My guess is the tattoo is on the back of the neck so David will see it during sex.
Would YOU like to have face to face sex with Posh Spice? I know I sure as hell wouldn't.
By joejoe, on 10:59 PM
Im surpised you people haven't noticed her bunion feet in picture 2.
By Anonymous, on 3:44 AM
You don't invite someone to your home, then place conditions on how they are to act. That is just plain bad manners. That man and his "church" aren't doing a very good job of hiding the fact that it's a bonafied cult.
By Anonymous, on 6:20 AM
Are these people Jewish? Am I missing something....why does every fucking celebrity Anglo Saxon, except batshit crazy Mel, want to suddenly be Jewish? Don't get me wrong; it beats the hell out of being a Scientologist.
By What ho!, on 6:40 AM
holy crap victoria CAN smile!
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
Is that acne?
I totally dig Victoria, she has a sense of humor (really, check out het interview with Ali G,
the (well after Kate M. ofcourse)best fashionsense & the hottest man on earth (as long as he doesn't talk).
Don't like the fake tits on her srawny body though, but hey if I can get rid of acne, why can't she with all her money? O shit I know; Food...
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Well, acne IS caused by poor nutrition. ;) I stopped drinking all carbonated products, and my skin immediately started clearing up.
6:20, good point. I mean, if they're known for jello-wrestling in other people's bathrooms, then I could understand it. But if they're just coming over for a normal visit, you don't set out a list of rules.
"Okay, I'd like you to come over and see us! But be sure not to touch the hand towels, and use an antiseptic wipe whenever you touch one of our doorknobs. Don't make eye contact with our kids or mention their names. And I'd like you to please always refer to yourself in the third person. Just relax and have fun!"
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
So another person gets to go see the sack of flour wrapped in a blanket named Suri?
By scamps, on 8:18 AM
Not just any sort of bacne can do for posh, she goes for the extra pussy kind, to show how much better than the rest of us she is. "Oh ya, you have back zits people? Well, I'll one up you and purchase extra pussy ones".
Next thing she'll be telling us those things were part of her outfit.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
Cruise will only let them see Suri in a pitch-black room, while Katie sits in the corner making faux baby noises so that they won't notice that Suri is actually a plastic doll.
Or if they've joined the cult, they can just skip the visit and go to the press saying that "she's the most beautiful baby in the history of mankind, our kids are trolls compared to her. Amazing Tom and amazing Katie are amazing. They want privacy. They're happy. They're amazing. I hear voices and do as they say..."
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
Xenu forbids me from commenting about how ridiculous this all is.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
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