I'm not sure what the color of Beyonce's nipples have to do with her hair color...cuz you know that women dye their hair all the time right? She can have blonde, blue or even green hair - and yeah...you are racist!
most of the blonde girls with the Lynyrd Skynyrd CDs and NASCAR stickered asses have pink nipples with long brown hairs coming out of them. so be careful what you wish for.
What's natural about wearing fake breasts glued to your breasts to make them look bigger? Everybody's seen those NuBra's in the store, look like Beyonce should be a spokesperson since she's showing them off...
The wierd thing taped to her boob is the double-sided tape that Tara Reid has no use for. (For keep your dress over your bits, for those of you who have no sense of humor...I'm talking to you, anon 5:11) Beyonce should look into something a little stickier, perhaps.
Firstly: Jenny, you have to yell at your monitor louder. It didn't work because she couldn't hear you. Screaming like a lunatic "Cracker, Cracker, CRACKER!" might get you better results. Or a nice long paid vacation at the local looney bin.
Secondly: RACIST SCUM! (Snort!)
Look at that, you made me snort coffee out my nose. Good coffee too, dammit. All over my keyboard.
Thirdly: Speaking from experience, two sided tape made for clothing is absolute crap. It loses it's stickyness when it comes in contact with powder (the sparkly body sheen kind, not the white stuff), moisturizer, makeup, lint, sweat...just about damn near everything. It's glorified scotch tape, try sticking that to your leg and walking around with it on for a day. You'll see what I mean.
Nu-Bra, same shit different package. I used actual dressmaker's two sided tape. The best I've found so far is (cue the laughs) two sided industrial tape. You know, the stuff they use in offices for...I don't know...sticking stuff on walls or holding the carpet down or something? Well, it works. But it's a bitch to peel off again.
Just so y'all know. I feel it's my duty to educate the masses on this one. Or to at least make you inhale whatever you're drinking so that it comes out your nose. All I can smell is coffee now. Blech.
That's not tape, it's a chicken cutlet (I know as I have the exact same ones. Or one rather, as I have misplaced one of them and that really sucks). I don't see nip, but I do see that unfortunate "chick(en cutlet) slip".
I don't get it. No female celebs have no feeling in their chest area? From Tara Reid to Lindsay Lohan to half the cast of Desperate Housewives and now Beyonce. Geez, girls. You're wearing something that's THAT open and you don't like glance DOWN from time to time?
I think she is absolutely gorgeous. She's young, she wears young clothes. It's not like she is wearing a potato sack that is open on both sides (a'la Blohan).
She looks great, and unlike Ashley Simpson- her good looks didn't come from a surgeon's office.
If she looks this great just walking around (note: unlike Kate Moss she is NOT photo shopped to perfection) then she is just truly blessed.
I think it is great that Beyonce still wears fur because she wants to and doesn't let the PETA zealots stop her. Good for her. It's still a free country last time I checked.
only american men find white-american women to be the most desirable but every where else its a complete 180. beyonce is just naturally gorgeous like halle berry. though halle actually has talent.
only american men find white-american women to be the most desirable but every where else its a complete 180. beyonce is just naturally gorgeous like halle berry. though halle actually has talent.
August 31, 2006 3:48 PM
hrm...been to europe much lately?
actually lots of men have lots of different preferences. although this isnt related to the post except by a thin thread of race, so theres no point in continuing this.
beyonce looked better when she was a little thicker. it just worked for her. she is lovely though. dumb as a bucket of special ed rocks, but very beautiful
brown: ok. being located only a few inches above the waist: not so much"
.........um.......what?
"I'm not sure what the color of Beyonce's nipples have to do with her hair color...cuz you know that women dye their hair all the time right? She can have blonde, blue or even green hair - and yeah...you are racist!"
shut the hell up, you know what she meant, moron. and incidentally, BLACKS are the most racist people i know of.....watch a movie with even one black person-at least one time they will specifically make a point of calling attention to the fact that they are black,or that the others are white.ALL THE TIME!! fucking politically correct ass kisser
watch a movie with even one black person-at least one time they will specifically make a point of calling attention to the fact that they are black
Perhaps because it's a movie?
The outside world is a little different. Cars don't explode when you shoot at them. Not all black people want to steal your car. Jews are not all accountants. Beyonce is talented.
Beyonce is gorgeous and, actually, really talented. I'm not a fan, have never bought any of her music...but, hey, she really is an all around entertainer.
Oh and not to be all PC, but it does sound slightly racist. Women, of all colors, alter the natural color of their hair. I don't think it's about trying to be whiter, blacker, etc.
True, but her nipples still look like little Hershey Kisses. And it just doesn't look right with blonde hair. She should have kept the hairdo she had from Austin Powers 3.
shut the hell up, you know what she meant, moron. and incidentally, BLACKS are the most racist people i know of.....watch a movie with even one black person-at least one time they will specifically make a point of calling attention to the fact that they are black,or that the others are white.ALL THE TIME!! fucking politically correct ass kisser
JENNY AND TODD ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love comments like this; people whose knowledge of History has developed from studiously observing the Disney and Hallmark Chanel. Also their inter-action w/black people is from philosophically surfing BET. It's dissapointing when someone under the age of 30 has the insight from someone from the 1830's, keep it up folks America really needs you.
Hey I agree with 10:17. Its not just in the movies black folks act that way. Hell havent you ever heard that racist, cock sucking, Mayor Nagin talk? Or Reverend Jackson or Sharpton or Louis Farikan?(or however you spell that shit spewing, ass boils, name)
I don't give a good God damn what color she is...sag, sag, sag, sag, sag, sag. I know it's "the style" to not wear a bra these days, but shit. Not everyone can pull it off.....BEYONCE!
Oh, just for the record...her hair looks like shit and one eye is kinda squinty.
Blacks are not the number one racist in this country, but apparently people think we are. Guilt maybe?!!! I believe, blacks have more right more than anyone in this country to be racist!!! We are in the year 2006, and racism is still going strong.
BTW, african american women come in all shades and so do they nipples.
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Damn, Jenny. I had a really guilty and hard laugh at that one, buy Beyonce is hot even with that fake hair. Funny post. ;)
By Anonymous, on 12:29 AM
Shes nothing special, african american paris hilton
By Anonymous, on 3:35 AM
what can brown do for you
brown: ok.
being located only a few inches above the waist: not so much
By Anonymous, on 5:07 AM
I'm not sure what the color of Beyonce's nipples have to do with her hair color...cuz you know that women dye their hair all the time right? She can have blonde, blue or even green hair - and yeah...you are racist!
By Anonymous, on 5:11 AM
Oh Gawd, look out. Here come the racist comments..........
By Anonymous, on 5:19 AM
most of the blonde girls with the Lynyrd Skynyrd CDs and NASCAR stickered asses have pink nipples with long brown hairs coming out of them. so be careful what you wish for.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 AM
Looks like she's wearing chicken cutlets!
By Anonymous, on 5:34 AM
she has a perfectly shaped face. so i don't really care that she has something weird taped to her boob.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 AM
Natural boobs! How refreshing!
By Anonymous, on 7:03 AM
beyonce is fine but sometimes i feel people make her out to be hotter than she really is. but shes still gorgeous and i'd hit it.
(waits for the racist jokes to pour in or some racist to call her butt ugly)
By prettyboy, on 7:27 AM
What's natural about wearing fake breasts glued to your breasts to make them look bigger? Everybody's seen those NuBra's in the store, look like Beyonce should be a spokesperson since she's showing them off...
By Exangel, on 8:13 AM
The wierd thing taped to her boob is the double-sided tape that Tara Reid has no use for. (For keep your dress over your bits, for those of you who have no sense of humor...I'm talking to you, anon 5:11) Beyonce should look into something a little stickier, perhaps.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 AM
Black, White, Yellow, or Green -- I don't care. She's just not hot.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
OK, I've got to weigh in on this one.
Firstly: Jenny, you have to yell at your monitor louder. It didn't work because she couldn't hear you. Screaming like a lunatic "Cracker, Cracker, CRACKER!" might get you better results. Or a nice long paid vacation at the local looney bin.
Secondly: RACIST SCUM! (Snort!)
Look at that, you made me snort coffee out my nose. Good coffee too, dammit. All over my keyboard.
Thirdly: Speaking from experience, two sided tape made for clothing is absolute crap. It loses it's stickyness when it comes in contact with powder (the sparkly body sheen kind, not the white stuff), moisturizer, makeup, lint, sweat...just about damn near everything. It's glorified scotch tape, try sticking that to your leg and walking around with it on for a day. You'll see what I mean.
Nu-Bra, same shit different package. I used actual dressmaker's two sided tape. The best I've found so far is (cue the laughs) two sided industrial tape. You know, the stuff they use in offices for...I don't know...sticking stuff on walls or holding the carpet down or something? Well, it works. But it's a bitch to peel off again.
Just so y'all know. I feel it's my duty to educate the masses on this one. Or to at least make you inhale whatever you're drinking so that it comes out your nose. All I can smell is coffee now. Blech.
By Vigilante, on 9:12 AM
i'm at a loss. i don't have anything bad to say about this chick. sorta making me long for blohan.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
takes me back to my boyhood days of beating off to national geographic
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
That's not tape, it's a chicken cutlet (I know as I have the exact same ones. Or one rather, as I have misplaced one of them and that really sucks). I don't see nip, but I do see that unfortunate "chick(en cutlet) slip".
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
I don't get it. No female celebs have no feeling in their chest area? From Tara Reid to Lindsay Lohan to half the cast of Desperate Housewives and now Beyonce. Geez, girls. You're wearing something that's THAT open and you don't like glance DOWN from time to time?
By Piquebu, on 10:29 AM
You're wearing something that's THAT open and you don't like glance DOWN from time to time?
i dont know if beyonce could see that far down, maybe she's nearsighted
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
who cares... there's nothing exciting about this girl. she's a bore.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
So she's black and has brown nipples...so what...her music sucks...
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
what's black and has brown nipples?
princess di (probably, at this point)
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
I think she is absolutely gorgeous. She's young, she wears young clothes. It's not like she is wearing a potato sack that is open on both sides (a'la Blohan).
She looks great, and unlike Ashley Simpson- her good looks didn't come from a surgeon's office.
If she looks this great just walking around (note: unlike Kate Moss she is NOT photo shopped to perfection) then she is just truly blessed.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I think it is great that Beyonce still wears fur because she wants to and doesn't let the PETA zealots stop her. Good for her. It's still a free country last time I checked.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
1:34.. no, that just wasn't funny in any way.. and trust me i do have a sense of humour.. that just plain sucked.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I love girl nipples. Of all kinds. Boobs are awesome.
By CK1, on 2:02 PM
Shut up, 1:59. You're a homo. Go watch Sesame Street. Their humor is more sensitive for your delicate feelings.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
wow i wonder if 1:34 writes his own stuff....
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
I thought Barbie's didn't have areolas?
By Hyperbole, on 3:42 PM
only american men find white-american women to be the most desirable but every where else its a complete 180. beyonce is just naturally gorgeous like halle berry. though halle actually has talent.
By prettyboy, on 3:48 PM
prettyboy said...
only american men find white-american women to be the most desirable but every where else its a complete 180. beyonce is just naturally gorgeous like halle berry. though halle actually has talent.
August 31, 2006 3:48 PM
hrm...been to europe much lately?
actually lots of men have lots of different preferences. although this isnt related to the post except by a thin thread of race, so theres no point in continuing this.
beyonce looked better when she was a little thicker. it just worked for her. she is lovely though. dumb as a bucket of special ed rocks, but very beautiful
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
she has nice hands.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Wait just a minute. Are you telling me this girl is . . . BLACK?
Get the fuck out of here.
I've seen darker Swedish albinos.
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
phtphtphtPHTPHTPHTPHT squirt squirt squirt PBLPBLPLB..plop
By Kelly Clarkson's Anus, on 4:45 AM
all of a sudden i want to give kelly clarkson a rimjob
By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
"what can brown do for you
brown: ok.
being located only a few inches above the waist: not so much"
.........um.......what?
"I'm not sure what the color of Beyonce's nipples have to do with her hair color...cuz you know that women dye their hair all the time right? She can have blonde, blue or even green hair - and yeah...you are racist!"
shut the hell up, you know what she meant, moron. and incidentally, BLACKS are the most racist people i know of.....watch a movie with even one black person-at least one time they will specifically make a point of calling attention to the fact that they are black,or that the others are white.ALL THE TIME!! fucking politically correct ass kisser
JENNY AND TODD ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
10:17, I'm black and I don't do that.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
watch a movie with even one black person-at least one time they will specifically make a point of calling attention to the fact that they are black
Perhaps because it's a movie?
The outside world is a little different. Cars don't explode when you shoot at them. Not all black people want to steal your car. Jews are not all accountants. Beyonce is talented.
Oh, wait...
By sam991, on 1:41 PM
Black people with "blonde" hair look stupid. Most of you may be afraid to say it but you know it's true.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
Beyonce is gorgeous and, actually, really talented. I'm not a fan, have never bought any of her music...but, hey, she really is an all around entertainer.
Oh and not to be all PC, but it does sound slightly racist. Women, of all colors, alter the natural color of their hair. I don't think it's about trying to be whiter, blacker, etc.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 PM
True, but her nipples still look like little Hershey Kisses. And it just doesn't look right with blonde hair.
She should have kept the hairdo she had from Austin Powers 3.
By J-Bird, on 12:26 AM
shut the hell up, you know what she meant, moron. and incidentally, BLACKS are the most racist people i know of.....watch a movie with even one black person-at least one time they will specifically make a point of calling attention to the fact that they are black,or that the others are white.ALL THE TIME!! fucking politically correct ass kisser
JENNY AND TODD ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love comments like this; people whose knowledge of History has developed from studiously observing the Disney and Hallmark Chanel. Also their inter-action w/black people is from philosophically surfing BET. It's dissapointing when someone under the age of 30 has the insight from someone from the 1830's, keep it up folks America really needs you.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Hey I agree with 10:17. Its not just in the movies black folks act that way. Hell havent you ever heard that racist, cock sucking, Mayor Nagin talk? Or Reverend Jackson or Sharpton or Louis Farikan?(or however you spell that shit spewing, ass boils, name)
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
The entire dress should have fell off. :)
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
The entire dress should have fallen off
By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
I don't give a good God damn what color she is...sag, sag, sag, sag, sag, sag. I know it's "the style" to not wear a bra these days, but shit. Not everyone can pull it off.....BEYONCE!
Oh, just for the record...her hair looks like shit and one eye is kinda squinty.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
Black women always have BIG nipples!
By MSW, on 11:08 PM
Blacks are not the number one racist in this country, but apparently people think we are. Guilt maybe?!!! I believe, blacks have more right more than anyone in this country to be racist!!! We are in the year 2006, and racism is still going strong.
BTW, african american women come in all shades and so do they nipples.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
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