Lord have MERCY! Maybe by the two of them living together they can combine their washing skills. Paris can learn how to wash her cooter and Elvis can wash the oil off of his...everything. Imagine their house: landmines all over everywhere from the feckin zoo this idiot has and greasy oil stains on the backs of every piece of furniture! NAZ-TAY
it's very touching, actually. she's even learned how to make grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and she put a defibrillator next to the toilet.
she's just being competitive. he's already greased up, so she can use him to practice Mr. Slave's winning maneuver against her at South Park's Whore-Off.
Please stop publishing stories about Brandon Davis - the less I hear about that douchebag, the better. Satan's already got some special kind of punishment lined up for these two; I'm not getting involved.
"...there’s nobody in the world like me,” she says, smiling lazily. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon."
amazing. but somehow she got fat Elvis instead of JFK.
'It'. She's been using that word a lot. I do not think it means what she thinks it means.
August 19, 2006 3:03 PM
I usually pride myself on the fact that i can find an attractive quality in anyone. However, i'm sitting here and as much as i try, i simply cannot find anything about her that doesn't make me want to punch her ovaries just to save the gene pool.
how come really horrible things never happen to people like them? so many decent, quality folks get cut down in the primes of their lives but i imagine these cockroaches will scurry around forever.
I remember the oldish days when The Oily Heir was still dating Fugga Barton, and there were claims that Parasite had made racial slurs against African Americans or something, and he had made some kind of 'statement' to page six (or similar 'news' source) that it offended him as a Jewish person and that she was despicable, etc, etc.
Nice to see the fat worm turning. Seriously, it's a disgusting yet perfect symmetry - maybe she can take that useless Greek shipping heir with her and it'll be this Caligula like orgy of vapidity and festering STDs.
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i really can't think of anything that already hasn't been said ad nauseum about these horrific people.
contrived douche, talentless slut...yawn.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
Lord have MERCY! Maybe by the two of them living together they can combine their washing skills. Paris can learn how to wash her cooter and Elvis can wash the oil off of his...everything. Imagine their house: landmines all over everywhere from the feckin zoo this idiot has and greasy oil stains on the backs of every piece of furniture! NAZ-TAY
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
I WIN!!! Pay up, bitch!!!!
By Serena Williams, on 12:12 PM
she looks really old
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
too perfect, it looks like she's standing in front of a giant HIV sign
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
They're meant for each other, awesome! Both disgusting human beings in their own right...
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
it's very touching, actually. she's even learned how to make grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and she put a defibrillator next to the toilet.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
aren't they somehow related? i guess when you tire of sex with yourself, sex with your relative is the next best thing.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
HIV indeed!
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
inbreeders! gotta keep all that cash in da family.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Eeeeewwwwwww.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
That's so gross.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
she's just being competitive. he's already greased up, so she can use him to practice Mr. Slave's winning maneuver against her at South Park's Whore-Off.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
August 23, 2006 12:39 PM -
Ha ha ha, nice.
By a reader, on 1:50 PM
Great job they've done on keeping it "hush hush".
Like we give a flying monkey fuck anyways, Paris.
By the general public, on 1:53 PM
Please stop publishing stories about Brandon Davis - the less I hear about that douchebag, the better. Satan's already got some special kind of punishment lined up for these two; I'm not getting involved.
By Jesus, on 1:58 PM
^ The best punishment Satan ever could devise for these two would be to take their so called fame away. They would commit suicide in six weeks.
By archangel gabriel, on 2:20 PM
Maybe if people ignore them, they'll just go away.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
SUCH A HIDEOUS CREATURE WHO RELIES SO HEAVILY ON AIRBRUSHING SHOULD *NEVER* BE PHOTOGRAPHED NEXT TO HER PICTURE.
SHE LOOKS HAGGARD, BLOATED AND USED-UP.
By miss jindi, on 2:34 PM
sorry, still can't get past this one:
"...there’s nobody in the world like me,” she says, smiling lazily. “I think every decade has an iconic blonde — like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana — and right now, I’m that icon."
amazing. but somehow she got fat Elvis instead of JFK.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Please.
Please, please, please, Jesus..don't let them whelp offspring.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
Hmmm, I wonder if they get a volume discount on Valtrex.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
sam991 said...
'It'. She's been using that word a lot. I do not think it means what she thinks it means.
August 19, 2006 3:03 PM
I usually pride myself on the fact that i can find an attractive quality in anyone. However, i'm sitting here and as much as i try, i simply cannot find anything about her that doesn't make me want to punch her ovaries just to save the gene pool.
By sam991, on 2:50 PM
how come really horrible things never happen to people like them? so many decent, quality folks get cut down in the primes of their lives but i imagine these cockroaches will scurry around forever.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
They're perfect for eachother.
By sean, on 3:28 PM
I remember the oldish days when The Oily Heir was still dating Fugga Barton, and there were claims that Parasite had made racial slurs against African Americans or something, and he had made some kind of 'statement' to page six (or similar 'news' source) that it offended him as a Jewish person and that she was despicable, etc, etc.
Nice to see the fat worm turning. Seriously, it's a disgusting yet perfect symmetry - maybe she can take that useless Greek shipping heir with her and it'll be this Caligula like orgy of vapidity and festering STDs.
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
The Pox on the world is among us. Everyone head to your basements.
By What ho!, on 4:48 PM
Why is a 20 something guy still living at home? What a tool
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
"til AIDS do them part...."
By Anonymous, on 5:02 PM
The Pox on the world is among us. Everyone head to your basements
Duh, those of us reading this crap are probably already in our basements. The only time we go upstairs is to check to see what the UPS man left us.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
Okay, I totally understand what she's conveying with the hand gesture in the last photo.
I'm just not sure if she takes the finger & thumb combo in her ass or her stankgina?? I suppose it probably varies from day to day......
By joejoe, on 10:18 PM
HEY HERES A LINK TO PARIS HILTONS YOU TUBE SITE, TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL, ENJOY :o) http://www.youtube.com/parishilton
By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM
She's wearing the same red belt as she did a few days ago. Huh.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 AM
Brandon Davis is in Paris
He's so greasy and sweaty, and she's so wide and skanky that "it" probably falls out all the time.
"Is it in yet?"
By yikes, on 3:26 PM
i don't get it
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
why would any rich guy want her?
By Anonymous, on 3:41 AM
NO one gets "it"...
By Anonymous, on 4:56 AM
This guy us a ahole, wonder if he'll say shit about Paris when it's over.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
How come my comments never get shown on this site!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Will you please show my comments!!
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
goddammit show my com...wait, my monitor's turned off...hold on...nevermind
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
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