I disagree Todd. Firecrotch is funny no matter how many times I hear it. A song about Lindsay Lohan is a fantastic idea, even if it is this greasy fat sealion barking into the mike.
Yuck, he's a disgusting human being, whose great penance in life is to hang out with another equally disgusting human being...and her herpes ridden entourage...her sister is looking a bit bloated lately, is she pregnant?
Looks alot like the utterly gorgeous MuchMusic VJ Hannah Simone. Mmmm, Hannah Simone.
She hasn't been on Much lately, so maybe they sent her to L.A. to film some remotes/stories?? She IS the newest VJ, so being at the bottom of the totem pole would give her the liability of being in the same room as Parisite's disease-infested crotch.
If that IS Hannah, I hope Canadian customs gives her a fleabath before letting her back across the border.
I see he's working on the "fat Elvis" look. Maybe he'll do everybody a favor and go die in his own vomit now. I'd like to pull his nose off with a pair of pliers.
I wrote a song too "brandon davis is an ugly fucker who needs to ask his mommy and daddy to buy him some clearasil instead of just paying for his hookers all the time:
i can't help laughing looking at scott storch. how could anyone hang around him without being totally embarrased? what a poseur. he is failing horribly at being stylish or debonair or whatever the hell he was going for.
that hot brunette is kim kardashian. daughter of the attorney who was, coincidentally, one of OJ's lawyers.
Robert Kardashian's kid, that's right. I've seen her before. Her and Hannah Simone could serve as eachother's stand in. Apart from eye colour (Hannah's being green) they look eerily alike.
That Scott Storch can give David Gest a run for his money in the looks department. Fugly face and he always has a smug look on his face, kinda like the Batman Joker.
Why would anyone even care about Brandon Davis, at least people might remember who LL and Paris are years from now. For most people now Brandon Davis is a *who the f is that guy?*
I seriously doubt that Scott Storch fucked Paris, seeing as he is gay as the day is long. I know, I know . . . a gay man dressed like that?!? Not all the stereotypes are true, as Scott has been so kind as to show us.
Brandon Davis is awesome for calling that skank out. I don't care if he's a cocksucker. Lindsay used to be BFFs with all these people, so she's as bad as they are. Fuck them all.
Why is this person famous? Is he an actor? Is he in one of those shitty band bands that are everywhere these days? (Yeah, man, The Strokes, The Killers dude, rock on!)
It displeases me that I breather the same air as this zero.
LL does deserve all she is getting, she is beyond insignificant. But Brandon Davis is a slimey pig, too! Regardless of the amount of their inherited riches, that gang of low class white trash is giving Britney and kfed a run for their money. Disgusting display!!!!
60 years ago this group would have rolled into town under a tent with a big sign in front that said "Freak Show". it's amazing how mutants are being passed off as supposedly superior human beings these days.
I would have diddled Brandon when he was with Mischa, but DAMN he is looking alot like Elvis in "the bad years". Whenever I see these "famous" rich people I just laugh and thank God I have a normal life instead of some freak show on parade.
To eveyrone hating at the end of the day they have more money than you click off before your boss finds you not working the amount you make in a year theay can make in a week your probably fat and ugly oh wait i mean kelly clarkson or raven symone average american real girl who is working middle class translation were not the top of the class if you did go to college they did not need to j-bird i dont get ur comment those are great bands you wish you could stroke the strokes
Does anyone else think Brandon looks EXACTLY like Elvis in his later years? You know: fat, drunk, drugged, bloated? Apparantly, the skinnier the women get, the fatter and greasier the dudes get. That's hot.
That storch guy looks like the bad guy from the "Untouchables". Where's DeNiro saying "we're gonna make this a hit, just watch, now let me see the top of your head".
That is one sweaty, chunky, metro-sexual, fucker. If he didn't have the UBER-luck of being born to rich parents, no one would give this guy the time of day. He may be playing in a bad garage band and writing songs about how he gets picked on all the time. Losers. Oh and your right, the other guys scares me with his uglyness. Paris hangs out with the underbelly of high society.
How awesome would it be if the limo they were all driving in smashed into a concrete barrier at 90 mph and caught on fire, trapping all of them inside. I would personally love to watch as the fire blistered, burned and melted their skin as they all die a horrendously painful death. Ahhh, a girl can dream. I think I will write a song about it and call it, "Heiress-Greaseball Fire Death."
How awesome would it be if the limo they were all driving in smashed into a concrete barrier at 90 mph and caught on fire, trapping all of them inside.
maybe we can make a deal with God. we'll trade these jerks for princess di.
But, what if Princess Di could only come back as a horribly disfigured zombie? Would you still take that deal then? You know, I just might. I jusssst might.
78 Comments:
I disagree Todd. Firecrotch is funny no matter how many times I hear it. A song about Lindsay Lohan is a fantastic idea, even if it is this greasy fat sealion barking into the mike.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
I'm starting to like Brandon Davis.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Who is that guy on the left of Paris? I can't stop laughing at what a loser he looks like.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
Brandon Davis looks alot like Elvis Presley- the sweaty fat years- in these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
That dude is Scott Storch. He's a famous producer. He produced Paris Hilton's CD and he used to fuck Paris. They dated for a while.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
Yuck, he's a disgusting human being, whose great penance in life is to hang out with another equally disgusting human being...and her herpes ridden entourage...her sister is looking a bit bloated lately, is she pregnant?
By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
Who is the gorgeous brunette in photo 5?
Looks alot like the utterly gorgeous MuchMusic VJ Hannah Simone. Mmmm, Hannah Simone.
She hasn't been on Much lately, so maybe they sent her to L.A. to film some remotes/stories??
She IS the newest VJ, so being at the bottom of the totem pole would give her the liability of being in the same room as Parisite's disease-infested crotch.
If that IS Hannah, I hope Canadian customs gives her a fleabath before letting her back across the border.
By joejoe, on 12:15 PM
I see he's working on the "fat Elvis" look. Maybe he'll do everybody a favor and go die in his own vomit now. I'd like to pull his nose off with a pair of pliers.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
I wrote a song too
"brandon davis is an ugly fucker who needs to ask his mommy and daddy to buy him some clearasil instead of just paying for his hookers all the time:
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
the remix of my song is "I still think firecrotch is funny, but only when anyone other than that fat ass pig says it"
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
that davis dude is a sweaty mess. when he comes home from the bar, i bet there is a cess pool of sweat in his underwear. no wonder mischa dumped him.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
i can't help laughing looking at scott storch. how could anyone hang around him without being totally embarrased? what a poseur. he is failing horribly at being stylish or debonair or whatever the hell he was going for.
that hot brunette is kim kardashian. daughter of the attorney who was, coincidentally, one of OJ's lawyers.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
ha! Brandon is on top of ol' Firecrotch!
By Brandy, on 12:49 PM
"Firecrotch oh Firecrotch, you'll always be home to me....good ole' Firecrotch, Firecrotch I love thee."
Please stay tuned for my next single "Sugar Tits."
By What ho!, on 12:54 PM
anon 12:36,
Thanks for the info. ;)
Robert Kardashian's kid, that's right. I've seen her before. Her and Hannah Simone could serve as eachother's stand in. Apart from eye colour (Hannah's being green) they look eerily alike.
By joejoe, on 12:56 PM
your all wrong. Those are pics of Simeon Le Bon from Duran Duran.
By chuggdog, on 1:03 PM
ugh. The guy on the left is utterly grotesque.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
pic # 7 is a before and after picture ladies and gentlemen.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
That Scott Storch can give David Gest a run for his money in the looks department. Fugly face and he always has a smug look on his face, kinda like the Batman Joker.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
whores, pimps and dirtbags, oh my.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
she may be a firecrotch, but he's an alkie greasehead
.. to state the obvious
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I think Nikki looks good in these pics, she's put on some weight but anybody looks chunky next to toothpicks and herpes.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
Why would anyone even care about Brandon Davis, at least people might remember who LL and Paris are years from now. For most people now Brandon Davis is a *who the f is that guy?*
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
whores, pimps and dirtbags, oh my.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
I seriously doubt that Scott Storch fucked Paris, seeing as he is gay as the day is long. I know, I know . . . a gay man dressed like that?!? Not all the stereotypes are true, as Scott has been so kind as to show us.
By elleOelle, on 2:07 PM
can someone cut douchebag davis' balls off? oh... that's right, he doesn't have any.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
what a low-rent crowd.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
I was there.. I wrote about him on Useless Things. He's a asshole. complete fucking asshole.
By Mateo, on 2:34 PM
Brandon Davis is awesome for calling that skank out. I don't care if he's a cocksucker. Lindsay used to be BFFs with all these people, so she's as bad as they are. Fuck them all.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Look how Paris alwasy turns her head to the side for pics. Makes me wanna slap her.
By Anonymous, on 4:22 PM
Is anyone else really scared of Scott Storch's face????
By Anonymous, on 4:25 PM
Is there a more worthless human being on earth?
By Anonymous, on 4:29 PM
4:22 It is because of that wonkey eye she has. She is so ugly!
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
Where was perez the fat clown?
Oh right, he had his entire head up Paris' asshole so you can't really see him in these shots. A good thing, BTW.
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
Whoa. Do ya think the chic in the last pic standing with Paris has ever had an eye and brow lift?
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
Oh God, that douchbag in the pinstripe suit has got to be the ugliest human ever. Was this an exclusive party? I've seen prettier homeless people.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
i do not care how much money scott has he is the creepiest thing i have ever seen.and brandon does look like a want to be elvis.
By trae, on 7:01 PM
I guess that's his only claim to fame, so I'm not surprised he's milking it for all he can.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
seriously scott is the creepiest guy ever.
By trae, on 7:02 PM
the lighting in these pics allowed me to see why that creepy scott stortch always wears dark glasses. he has the eyes of a serial killer, fo sho.
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
Scott Storch has to be one of the fugliest fucker ever.
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
man, they're just a huge bunch of ugly.
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
Why is this person famous? Is he an actor? Is he in one of those shitty band bands that are everywhere these days? (Yeah, man, The Strokes, The Killers dude, rock on!)
It displeases me that I breather the same air as this zero.
Sigh... I wish my mom had an abortion.
:..(
By J-Bird, on 7:48 PM
some one should spray all 4 of them down with a p90 and rid the world of this trash
By Anonymous, on 12:44 AM
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son".
By Anonymous, on 12:50 AM
LL does deserve all she is getting, she is beyond insignificant. But Brandon Davis is a slimey pig, too! Regardless of the amount of their inherited riches, that gang of low class white trash is giving Britney and kfed a run for their money.
Disgusting display!!!!
By BrynMawrgirl, on 3:37 AM
If that's what the upper echelon looks like, then I'm scared...
By katdug, on 5:56 AM
i think scott needs to choose sunglasses that don't draw so much attention to his utterly frightening face.
By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM
60 years ago this group would have rolled into town under a tent with a big sign in front that said "Freak Show". it's amazing how mutants are being passed off as supposedly superior human beings these days.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
Scott Storch bears a disturbing resemblance to Jeffrey Dahmer.
By What ho!, on 6:41 AM
I am so sick of being ignored. Can someone help me set up my own blog?
~Paris Hilton's Wonky Eye
By Anonymous, on 7:31 AM
Next time there is a party like that, someone should seal off all exits and fill the room with toxic gas...
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
from websters:
pie hole (n.): see brandon davis
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
these are 2 very handsome men
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
"Dy-No-Mite!".
Sit down boy before somebody sits you down
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
i would gladly lick the grease off brandon's face
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
I would have diddled Brandon when he was with Mischa, but DAMN he is looking alot like Elvis in "the bad years". Whenever I see these "famous" rich people I just laugh and thank God I have a normal life instead of some freak show on parade.
By Exangel, on 1:34 PM
To eveyrone hating at the end of the day they have more money than you click off before your boss finds you not working the amount you make in a year theay can make in a week your probably fat and ugly oh wait i mean kelly clarkson or raven symone average american real girl who is working middle class translation were not the top of the class if you did go to college they did not need to
j-bird i dont get ur comment those are great bands you wish you could stroke the strokes
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Does anyone else think Brandon Davis looks EXACTLY like Elvis in his later Fat, Bloated, and Drugged Up Years? Gah. What a toad.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
Does anyone else think Brandon looks EXACTLY like Elvis in his later years? You know: fat, drunk, drugged, bloated? Apparantly, the skinnier the women get, the fatter and greasier the dudes get. That's hot.
By Juicy Wife, on 3:10 PM
this is what happens when rich assholes give their asshole kids a lot of money
By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM
he is quite hilarious that brandon davis..i would do him..after half a bottle of wine that is. wonder if he has a big
By jac, on 4:40 PM
I sort of wish that their collective karma would catch up to them at once, and a meteor would strike that building.
By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
so who is that lady in picture 7?
By simon, on 9:44 PM
so who is that lady in pic 7?
By simon, on 9:45 PM
so who is that lady in pic 7?
By simon, on 9:45 PM
That storch guy looks like the bad guy from the "Untouchables". Where's DeNiro saying "we're gonna make this a hit, just watch, now let me see the top of your head".
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
That is one sweaty, chunky, metro-sexual, fucker. If he didn't have the UBER-luck of being born to rich parents, no one would give this guy the time of day. He may be playing in a bad garage band and writing songs about how he gets picked on all the time. Losers.
Oh and your right, the other guys scares me with his uglyness. Paris hangs out with the underbelly of high society.
By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
Too bad they don't have rehab to improve your personality.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
How awesome would it be if the limo they were all driving in smashed into a concrete barrier at 90 mph and caught on fire, trapping all of them inside. I would personally love to watch as the fire blistered, burned and melted their skin as they all die a horrendously painful death. Ahhh, a girl can dream. I think I will write a song about it and call it, "Heiress-Greaseball Fire Death."
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
the fucker is pancake batter in everyone of those pics..but yeah he has the nerve to make fun of people..
By Klint, on 12:30 PM
I'm going to say it again for the few of you who clearly weren't paying attention - Wealth and class are two completely unrelated things.
Nevertheless, i'm betting that 'Firecrotch' will still be better than Paris' attempt at singing.
By sam991, on 3:00 PM
How awesome would it be if the limo they were all driving in smashed into a concrete barrier at 90 mph and caught on fire, trapping all of them inside.
maybe we can make a deal with God. we'll trade these jerks for princess di.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
Who the hell is that fellow with the shrunken head (to the left in the pics)? I can't really tell if he is a lesbian or a terminally ill child.
By J-Bird, on 7:27 AM
"we'll trade these jerks for princess di. "
But, what if Princess Di could only come back as a horribly disfigured zombie? Would you still take that deal then? You know, I just might. I jusssst might.
By J-Bird, on 12:56 PM
she'd have so many orifices, you'd have hours & hours of fun
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
Lindsay should write a song about him: SweatyDouch.
By La Lauryn, on 3:35 PM
can we talk about how disgusting scott storch is
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
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