Giant lumpen ass, cheap-looking dress from Wal-mart, dirty platform foam shoes, dull dye-job, cheap purse, baby bottle, unmatched headband, cheap sunglasses, no bra for the sagging boobs, and a Boston hat which she probably think is just for her. And, of course, a Federline fetus.
It's all trashy. This woman could not look trashier if she were trying -- how could anyone have thought she was sweet looking at any point?
I actually think she looks decent here. She really can't win anymore people are so judgemental of her. Thank god I'm not a celebrity with people having the expectation of you to get all glammed up just to run out to the store or to get coffee.
August 07, 2006 12:31 PM expectation to get glammed up? decent?
when you start out a life in the public eye, you officially sign away your rights to a judgement-free life. especially true if you've set your bar as high as britney used to. going from barely-legal sex-kitten to larding around town in tragic mumu's and disastrous platflipflops, calls for criticism of the highest degree. good times!
She seriously looks fucking horrible and those unnatural looking, jet black hair extensions make her look even worse and more pale. Only a Britney fan would say otherwise. Her fans are all blind and deaf.
The thumbnails don't look too bad, but if you enlarge them you can see the dress came from the bottom of her laundry pile. Even if she doesn't want to iron her own clothes she can afford to have someone do it for her, right? There's no excuse for anyone to go out wearing wrinkled up rags like that, but especially not this billion dollar has-been.
I am grossly embarassed for her. I think all women are. With her money (and even is she had none) there is just no excuse for her to ever look like she has looked for the past 3 years. She proves that you just can't buy class or style!!
This trainwreck reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer decides to gain a bunch of weight and wear mumus. Except in that episode, Homer (and really, all of us) learns that he can't be a deliberate fat ass and get away with it. Maybe when Brit is laying around the house like Jabba the Hutt, she'll catch that episode on re-runs and learn the same lesson we all did from that Simpsons episode. The lord can only be so cruel for so long.
I've seen trannies that look better than her...well, at least they can't get pregnant...it's really weird but she kinda looks like Jessica Simpson when she pouts...maybe that's the point...
It is painfully obvious that she has decided to take the same approach to resurrecting her career that Wynona did... the Song and Dance Tour of the Great American Buffets.
Horrible. My dream in life is to have a stylist to find all the cutest, latest clothes for me. But alas, I cannot live out this dream because I am poor. Britney has no excuse.
shut the fuck up everyone!...shes great!...and just because she doesnt meet your standards of how YOU wear your clothes doesnt mean shes the worst dressed person ever!...come on...lighten up already
Surprisingly, this isn't her worst look...she's definitely channeling trailer-park chic, but honestly, she doesn't look awful. I think the dark hair makes her look less trashy.
But if you look carefully, you can see her chipping toenail polish. Very sad.
3:34, spoken like someone who is probably wearing cheese dip-covered shorts and torn T-shirt covered in beer stains, and whose idea of formal wear is to put a belt on over that.
Brittany, You enjoyed the rocket to fame even though you had no talent. Now that you are overweight, your flabby body is too out of shape even to scoot your mini brain around the stage. You have no talent, Brittany. You never did. Now you are the brunt of the joke, you are the fat tacky clown. You are the fool. For the rest of your life, we little people will use you for joke fodder, and figuratively piss and shit all over you because it makes us feel better about ourselves to know that you really always were and still are nothing but pond scum from some southern swamp. If you are stricken by a disease one day or are hit by tragedy, you will still be laughed at. No one will cry for you because you had everything and earned nothing.
9:31, karma doesn't smack us just for our sins (although I'm sure she has managed more than many people). Sometimes it smacks us for getting what we don't deserve.
And some do. A woman's body is hers and they tend to differ, greatly. 'Nuff said.
I wasn't aware there WERE national standards! Is that like the no white after labor day deal? I always thought that it's pretty much the INDIVIDUAL'S standards to look and dress what ever way they want. If you're not impressed, look away, and while you're at it you could take the stick out of your ass. I don't need to see you to know that you're ugly.
11:38, the "ugly" accusation (laughably immature) only proves what you didn't need to write a word to prove -- you're dumb as a brick. Or, to clarify, you're as dumb as Britney. ;) Which, as she's shown, is pretty stupid! No wonder you're a fan of hers.
Since you are clearly too stupid to understand what I mean, I'll break it down into bite-size pieces, which your howler-monkey brain can comprehend:
By national standards, I mean that most people in the USA and surrounding countries can afford basic clothing and shoes, and thus stores, buildings and sidewalks require footwear. It is considered a given that people will voluntarily wear shoes, and people who don't are considered loser hicks, like you and Britney. Yet apparently we're supposed to applaud this brain-damaged redneck for not being barefoot.
What a loser. The only way she's "speshul" is in the "mentally backwards" sense. She can't even open her car door without help!
You would think with all of her money she would be able to get a decent pedicure. What the fuck is up with the toenails????
And this is a celeb gossip blog...if you don't like people bagging on celebs that you are a fan of, go to their website where you can love on them there. Otherwise, suck it up.
she looks like a pig here. Just proves that money doesn't buy class. Pregnancy isn't a ticket to become fat and sloppy either. Yes, you should be eating for two, but that doesn't mean TWO of everything. You still need to be healthy. This is why women blow up to 200+ pounds and then wonder why they just can't lose the weight. Got an idea....push the plate away.
First off, I'm really not a Britney fan. I don't own any of her CDs, I think her music is silly and I don't believe that she can actually REALLY sing. She just hasn't been caught pulling an Ashlee Simpson yet. I don't allow her CDs in my home and my thirteen-year-old daughter isn't allowed to own them nor is she allowed to watch the music channels because they are blocked with parental controls, specifically because of Britney and Christina and their talentless ilk.
Secondly, I wasn't really applauding the woman for wearing foot ware, I was making a joke. You know, "if you think she looks bad there, well, at least she's wearing shoes this time!" Personally, I wear shoes where ever I go. I did, however, defend her with regards to her pregnant features. It sucks to have people pick on you for something you really can't help. I would defend ANY pregnant woman from that, even you if you're a woman and if you were pregnant.
Lastly, you really might want to consider my advice about that stick in your ass. It's likely one of the reasons you're so awfully hateful. Sincerely, the kind of hate you exude is highly unattractive and in short, repulsive.
My "hate" is called natural superiority over creatures who have barely functioning brains, like snails, mice, Britney, and like people who use pitiful excuses (pregnancy, for example) as an excuse for simian behavior.
I don't really give a damn if you find it unattractive, since I have no desire to please anyone in a superficial, untruthful way.
So why don't you stop masquering as a non-Britney fan? Sadly, I can't think of any real, right thinking mom who actually likes the freakishly fertile little tart, let alone for something like wearing shoes.
Apparently you are unable to string my words together and extract a reasonable meaning from them, so, you have my sympathy.
If you are so adamant about not pleasing anyone in a superficial and untruthful way than why would you pick on someone for how they look? There is nothing more superficial than what's on the outside and there is REALLY nothing more superficial than tearing someone apart for what they look like on the outside. That particular comment is really the height of hypocrisy. . . and then some.
Once more, with feeling. . . that advice I gave you vis-a-vis that ugly-stick in your ass, it's pure gold, take it. If you can have that much hatred for someone you don't even know I can't even imagine the things you'd say or do to someone you DID know who just happened to make a blip on your natural-superiority radar.
Lastly, along with my sympathy you have my permission to stop embarrassing yourself in this public forum. Get well soon!
57 Comments:
fuuuuuuuuuuuugly
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
She looks like a homeless, pregnant hooker.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
Where in the HELL is her stylist? This is a tragedy of fashion. She looks like she has a stench.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Meh!
Getting nit-picky here. She's white trash from the swamps of Louisiana. How else do you people expect her to look?
By Damian, on 11:21 AM
she doesn't look that bad in these pictures...
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Damn that dress is freaking hideous. Pregnancy definitly does NOT agree with her though. She looks so busted.
And another question....
Where the hell are her eyebrows???
That really doesn't help that look of hers b/c it's just making her looks weirder.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
Is it just me, or she ALWAYS holding a beverage in one hand? Is this girl perpetually thirsty?
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
She really doesn't look bad to me at all. She just looks like a regular person. You guys have twisted ideas for what people should look like.
It's not her looks that scare me ... it's the smarts, or lack of smarts that worries me. Poor, poor Britney and KFed offspring.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Pregnant women need to remain hydrated. I'll give her the cup, sure. The moonshine IN IT is a strike against her and everyone else from the bayou.
By CK1, on 11:54 AM
Giant lumpen ass, cheap-looking dress from Wal-mart, dirty platform foam shoes, dull dye-job, cheap purse, baby bottle, unmatched headband, cheap sunglasses, no bra for the sagging boobs, and a Boston hat which she probably think is just for her. And, of course, a Federline fetus.
It's all trashy. This woman could not look trashier if she were trying -- how could anyone have thought she was sweet looking at any point?
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
her sister's calf muscle looks weird. like it starts from inside the shoe.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
She looks like a homeless, pregnant hooker.
Now you got me all excited.
By Pasquale, on 12:11 PM
trash beyond your wildest dreams! get the trailer ready y'all! this one's ripe!
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
I actually think she looks decent here. She really can't win anymore people are so judgemental of her. Thank god I'm not a celebrity with people having the expectation of you to get all glammed up just to run out to the store or to get coffee.
By ladyley, on 12:31 PM
She's sticking her lips out to *TRY* to make herself look like Angelina jolie. Ain't gonna happen.
Nice cankles on the little sis, cut from the same cloth.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
i'm going to go out on a limb here and say if you're a woman that looks THAT bad pregnant, just don't get pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
Ok, in the third and fourth picturs...she looks like a dark haired Jessica Simpson.
Jamie-Lynn's looking cute...
Speaking of Jamie-Lynn, I think Britney borrowed those gnarly platform flip-flops from her. They barely fit her stubby man-feet.
She looks like Venus riding a clamshell....filled with Cheetos and rotten fish.
And in fact, she looks like she'd stink to high hell....from her nappy hair and dirty hair to her uber stanky $5.99 Wal-Mart flipflops.
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
August 07, 2006 12:31 PM expectation to get glammed up? decent?
when you start out a life in the public eye, you officially sign away your rights to a judgement-free life. especially true if you've set your bar as high as britney used to. going from barely-legal sex-kitten to larding around town in tragic mumu's and disastrous platflipflops, calls for criticism of the highest degree. good times!
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
i think she's the worst dressed person EVER, but she doesn't really look that bad in these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
She seriously looks fucking horrible and those unnatural looking, jet black hair extensions make her look even worse and more pale. Only a Britney fan would say otherwise. Her fans are all blind and deaf.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
i've seen her look worse, but she's GOT to get rid of those fucking trucker hats.
By S., on 1:04 PM
The thumbnails don't look too bad, but if you enlarge them you can see the dress came from the bottom of her laundry pile. Even if she doesn't want to iron her own clothes she can afford to have someone do it for her, right? There's no excuse for anyone to go out wearing wrinkled up rags like that, but especially not this billion dollar has-been.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
i thought she fired the manny???? hes right there in back of them with shades on.
$10 says the baby is his
By prettyboy, on 1:37 PM
I am grossly embarassed for her. I think all women are. With her money (and even is she had none) there is just no excuse for her to ever look like she has looked for the past 3 years. She proves that you just can't buy class or style!!
By LRM216, on 1:49 PM
Why does she have this expression on her face all the time that looks like she just choked down a plate full of dog shit and is trying not to barf?
The first picture - "huh?" "burp" "huh?"
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
This trainwreck reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Homer decides to gain a bunch of weight and wear mumus. Except in that episode, Homer (and really, all of us) learns that he can't be a deliberate fat ass and get away with it. Maybe when Brit is laying around the house like Jabba the Hutt, she'll catch that episode on re-runs and learn the same lesson we all did from that Simpsons episode. The lord can only be so cruel for so long.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
I've seen her look worse. but it is obvious that pregnancy does not work for her.
By Brandy, on 2:17 PM
I've seen trannies that look better than her...well, at least they can't get pregnant...it's really weird but she kinda looks like Jessica Simpson when she pouts...maybe that's the point...
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
Lord, she is taking the same approach to restoring her star status that
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
It is painfully obvious that she has decided to take the same approach to resurrecting her career that Wynona did... the Song and Dance Tour of the Great American Buffets.
By SLL58, on 2:59 PM
Horrible. My dream in life is to have a stylist to find all the cutest, latest clothes for me. But alas, I cannot live out this dream because I am poor. Britney has no excuse.
By Kelly, on 3:03 PM
I can imagine her covering Christina Aguilera's song, but adding some new twists to it, Britney style.
"Ah ahm beautifuuul, no matter what they... BUUUUUURP. HAW HAW!"
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
shut the fuck up everyone!...shes great!...and just because she doesnt meet your standards of how YOU wear your clothes doesnt mean shes the worst dressed person ever!...come on...lighten up already
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
August 07, 2006 3:34 PM LOL. pretty weak troll attempt.
By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
Mistress of the Buffet
Heh heh heh.
August 07, 2006 2:04 PM - the only lesson she'll learn from that episode is to get her stomach stapled, just like Homer did at the end.
By totall recall, on 4:16 PM
Surprisingly, this isn't her worst look...she's definitely channeling trailer-park chic, but honestly, she doesn't look awful. I think the dark hair makes her look less trashy.
But if you look carefully, you can see her chipping toenail polish. Very sad.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
The shape of her dress makes her look like a balloon.
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
3:34, spoken like someone who is probably wearing cheese dip-covered shorts and torn T-shirt covered in beer stains, and whose idea of formal wear is to put a belt on over that.
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
What is it with the stupid pout??? She's mental.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
manny! we missed you.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
Brittany,
You enjoyed the rocket to fame even though you had no talent. Now that you are overweight, your flabby body is too out of shape even to scoot your mini brain around the stage. You have no talent, Brittany. You never did. Now you are the brunt of the joke, you are the fat tacky clown. You are the fool. For the rest of your life, we little people will use you for joke fodder, and figuratively piss and shit all over you because it makes us feel better about ourselves to know that you really always were and still are nothing but pond scum from some southern swamp. If you are stricken by a disease one day or are hit by tragedy, you will still be laughed at. No one will cry for you because you had everything and earned nothing.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
OK, I actually feel bad about that last post. Karma could suck so I apologize to the spirit karma world.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
9:31, karma doesn't smack us just for our sins (although I'm sure she has managed more than many people). Sometimes it smacks us for getting what we don't deserve.
Britney is a prime example of this.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 PM
She has poor taste but . . . she is eight months preggo. Why the hate?
By Mar, on 10:43 PM
She's eight months pregnant, assholes.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
She's eight months pregnant, assholes.
she's still a fat ugly cow
pregnancy isn't a free giveaway to just look like shit. i've seen pregnant women that look very sexy.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 PM
Queen of the Buffet? She's knocked up for God's sake! At least she's wearing shoes.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 AM
And most knocked up women don't look so incredibly chubby.
"At least she's wearing shoes"? When did the national standards get lowered just for Britney?
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
And some do. A woman's body is hers and they tend to differ, greatly. 'Nuff said.
I wasn't aware there WERE national standards! Is that like the no white after labor day deal? I always thought that it's pretty much the INDIVIDUAL'S standards to look and dress what ever way they want. If you're not impressed, look away, and while you're at it you could take the stick out of your ass. I don't need to see you to know that you're ugly.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
^ Shut up, you stupid ass Britney fan. God, you're dumb.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
8 months pregnant in L.A. during the summer. We are all lucky she is even wearing clothes.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
11:38, the "ugly" accusation (laughably immature) only proves what you didn't need to write a word to prove -- you're dumb as a brick. Or, to clarify, you're as dumb as Britney. ;) Which, as she's shown, is pretty stupid! No wonder you're a fan of hers.
Since you are clearly too stupid to understand what I mean, I'll break it down into bite-size pieces, which your howler-monkey brain can comprehend:
By national standards, I mean that most people in the USA and surrounding countries can afford basic clothing and shoes, and thus stores, buildings and sidewalks require footwear. It is considered a given that people will voluntarily wear shoes, and people who don't are considered loser hicks, like you and Britney. Yet apparently we're supposed to applaud this brain-damaged redneck for not being barefoot.
What a loser. The only way she's "speshul" is in the "mentally backwards" sense. She can't even open her car door without help!
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
You would think with all of her money she would be able to get a decent pedicure. What the fuck is up with the toenails????
And this is a celeb gossip blog...if you don't like people bagging on celebs that you are a fan of, go to their website where you can love on them there. Otherwise, suck it up.
she looks like a pig here. Just proves that money doesn't buy class. Pregnancy isn't a ticket to become fat and sloppy either. Yes, you should be eating for two, but that doesn't mean TWO of everything. You still need to be healthy. This is why women blow up to 200+ pounds and then wonder why they just can't lose the weight. Got an idea....push the plate away.
Pook
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
Dear More-Ugly-With-Every-Word-You-Type,
First off, I'm really not a Britney fan. I don't own any of her CDs, I think her music is silly and I don't believe that she can actually REALLY sing. She just hasn't been caught pulling an Ashlee Simpson yet. I don't allow her CDs in my home and my thirteen-year-old daughter isn't allowed to own them nor is she allowed to watch the music channels because they are blocked with parental controls, specifically because of Britney and Christina and their talentless ilk.
Secondly, I wasn't really applauding the woman for wearing foot ware, I was making a joke. You know, "if you think she looks bad there, well, at least she's wearing shoes this time!" Personally, I wear shoes where ever I go. I did, however, defend her with regards to her pregnant features. It sucks to have people pick on you for something you really can't help. I would defend ANY pregnant woman from that, even you if you're a woman and if you were pregnant.
Lastly, you really might want to consider my advice about that stick in your ass. It's likely one of the reasons you're so awfully hateful. Sincerely, the kind of hate you exude is highly unattractive and in short, repulsive.
Ciao
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
Dear More-Droolingly-Stupid-With-Every-Word-You-Type,
My "hate" is called natural superiority over creatures who have barely functioning brains, like snails, mice, Britney, and like people who use pitiful excuses (pregnancy, for example) as an excuse for simian behavior.
I don't really give a damn if you find it unattractive, since I have no desire to please anyone in a superficial, untruthful way.
So why don't you stop masquering as a non-Britney fan? Sadly, I can't think of any real, right thinking mom who actually likes the freakishly fertile little tart, let alone for something like wearing shoes.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
she knows shes going out in public... right!?
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
Dear Inwardly-Homely-AND-Seemingly-Illiterate,
Apparently you are unable to string my words together and extract a reasonable meaning from them, so, you have my sympathy.
If you are so adamant about not pleasing anyone in a superficial and untruthful way than why would you pick on someone for how they look? There is nothing more superficial than what's on the outside and there is REALLY nothing more superficial than tearing someone apart for what they look like on the outside. That particular comment is really the height of hypocrisy. . . and then some.
Once more, with feeling. . . that advice I gave you vis-a-vis that ugly-stick in your ass, it's pure gold, take it. If you can have that much hatred for someone you don't even know I can't even imagine the things you'd say or do to someone you DID know who just happened to make a blip on your natural-superiority radar.
Lastly, along with my sympathy you have my permission to stop embarrassing yourself in this public forum. Get well soon!
Cheers!
By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
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