That is hysterical. If she is concerned about child safety issues she should start with not smoking or drinking while pregnant, using a child seat, not wearing platform flip flops while holding a baby (with one arm holding a drink) and preventing 'head drops'.
The sharks in an aquarium are not a threat Britney, however you make the top of list for possible dangers to infants. Geeze.
Just goes to show what you get when you ask an idiot like K-Fed to hire a nurse to help take care of the baby. What's amazing is that it took Britney so long to figure out what they were! Of course, they don't have very many sharks in the south. At least, not the swimming kind.
Skark owners, like snake owners, fall into one of two categories:
1) The overwhelming majority keep the animal(s) because they think the animals are cool/interesting 2) The small minority keep the animal(s) because they think the animals make THEM cool/interesting
Which category do you think Captain Cornrow falls into? Yes, it's obviously number 2.
Nurse sharks are toothless, bottom feeding sharks, largely known to be harmless to humans. This is unlike Britney, who may also be toothless and bottom feeding, but is certainly harmless to humans shorter than 2 feet tall.
Oh Britney, I'm sure if you dropped Sean Preston in the shark pool he would drown long before the toothless sharks came to gum at his lifeless body. By that time you would have finished digging Cheetos crumbs from between your breast and noticed the little porkchop was at the bottom of the pool.
Uhm, why did she let him buy sharks in the first place? It sounds completely retarded...man these people have so much money they just do this dumb ass shit because they can...it's so irritating...
SPF will never die. Hasn't he proven countless times already that he's, at 9 months old, smarter than the two morons who created him? He's escaped death more times than James Bond and Rambo combined. Nothing can kill this kid, certainly not a few stupid sharks.
Oh my God! I own the shirt that Brit is wearing. It's a super cute top. Of course, I've worn it with a great pair of jeans and not my father's shorts from 1986.
I cannot believe what I just saw! Yuck, I must throw it away now...
Aren't nurse sharks really small and harmless? I've seen people pick them up and show them off!
She's making a big gesture of motherly concern, after the PR disaster zone that the last year has been. Dropping the kid, almost dropping the kid, kid in the lap, kid unbuckled, drinking, platforms of death...
Oh dear, giving chicken bones to babies is white trash like. Damn. I give my baby chicken leg bones, completely bare of course, and he just goes to town on it.
You have to wonder just how far off of the invite lists she has fallen. I cannot imagine anyone inviting her and KFed to any insider parties. Lohan is not invited to Justin Timberlake's party, I bet Britney and KFed are not on the list as well.
Unless those sharks were kept in the inflatable kiddi-pools they keep in their backyard in which SPF is likely to dive, with diaper on and all, Brit has nothing to worry about!
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That is hysterical. If she is concerned about child safety issues she should start with not smoking or drinking while pregnant, using a child seat, not wearing platform flip flops while holding a baby (with one arm holding a drink) and preventing 'head drops'.
The sharks in an aquarium are not a threat Britney, however you make the top of list for possible dangers to infants. Geeze.
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
Kevin was gonna use those sharks to scare critics into giving him a good review for his album.
By Pasquale, on 8:53 AM
I hope he can return the lasers he was planning to mount on the freaken sharks.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
Are sharks the new boa constrictors?
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
Just goes to show what you get when you ask an idiot like K-Fed to hire a nurse to help take care of the baby. What's amazing is that it took Britney so long to figure out what they were! Of course, they don't have very many sharks in the south. At least, not the swimming kind.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
Skark owners, like snake owners, fall into one of two categories:
1) The overwhelming majority keep the animal(s) because they think the animals are cool/interesting
2) The small minority keep the animal(s) because they think the animals make THEM cool/interesting
Which category do you think Captain Cornrow falls into? Yes, it's obviously number 2.
JoeJoe -- Proud Category 1 snake keeper/breeder
By joejoe, on 9:25 AM
Nurse sharks are toothless, bottom feeding sharks, largely known to be harmless to humans. This is unlike Britney, who may also be toothless and bottom feeding, but is certainly harmless to humans shorter than 2 feet tall.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
WHAT´S GOIN´ON WITH FAT SALLY LEE SPEARS?? I HAVE NOTHIN´ ELSE TO SAY AFTER READING THIS... LA SPEARS AND HER ENTORAGE... TAKE CARE SHARKS BITE...
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Why are her calves bigger than her thighs? That's just... weird.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
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By Brandy, on 9:53 AM
Todd, I take personal offense to that "a caveman with a learning disability" remark.
You better watch your back.
By unfrozen caveman lawyer, on 10:02 AM
This girl has gone from semi hot to a disgusting pig in only 4+ years.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
sharks don't trip in high heels with drinks in their hands whilst trying to juggle a baby
By Brandy, on 10:18 AM
Oh Britney, I'm sure if you dropped Sean Preston in the shark pool he would drown long before the toothless sharks came to gum at his lifeless body. By that time you would have finished digging Cheetos crumbs from between your breast and noticed the little porkchop was at the bottom of the pool.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Uhm, why did she let him buy sharks in the first place? It sounds completely retarded...man these people have so much money they just do this dumb ass shit because they can...it's so irritating...
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
If she'd have let him keep the sharks you'd say she was a bad mother so she can't win either way.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Anonymous said...
If she'd have let him keep the sharks you'd say she was a bad mother so she can't win either way.
August 17, 2006 12:19 PM
yeah, once you, your husband and your baby have all lost the genetic lottery, its hard to win.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
SPF will never die. Hasn't he proven countless times already that he's, at 9 months old, smarter than the two morons who created him? He's escaped death more times than James Bond and Rambo combined. Nothing can kill this kid, certainly not a few stupid sharks.
By What ho!, on 1:04 PM
Oh my God! I own the shirt that Brit is wearing. It's a super cute top. Of course, I've worn it with a great pair of jeans and not my father's shorts from 1986.
I cannot believe what I just saw! Yuck, I must throw it away now...
By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
Aren't nurse sharks really small and harmless? I've seen people pick them up and show them off!
She's making a big gesture of motherly concern, after the PR disaster zone that the last year has been. Dropping the kid, almost dropping the kid, kid in the lap, kid unbuckled, drinking, platforms of death...
By Anonymous, on 7:12 PM
Oh dear, giving chicken bones to babies is white trash like. Damn. I give my baby chicken leg bones, completely bare of course, and he just goes to town on it.
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
You have to wonder just how far off of the invite lists she has fallen. I cannot imagine anyone inviting her and KFed to any insider parties. Lohan is not invited to Justin Timberlake's party, I bet Britney and KFed are not on the list as well.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
She is so gross nowI can't believe I was a fan!!!!!!
By yazie, on 2:52 PM
^^^^ HAHAHAHA< ROTFL, that is so true though!!
By yazie, on 2:54 PM
Unless those sharks were kept in the inflatable kiddi-pools they keep in their backyard in which SPF is likely to dive, with diaper on and all, Brit has nothing to worry about!
By One Talent, on 7:19 AM
SPF is the new Norris.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 AM
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