after hearing the thing about his huge schlong, i figured ti was the guy in the last pic... but after a quick google, holy shit, it is the rat-faced bearded clam in pic 1. he must nose-fuck her.
why does she always look like such a prissy bitch in these photos? i don't care if the paparazzi follow you home from dinner, this is the life you signed up for. crack a freaking smile.
i'd fuck the shit out of her. look how sexy her legs are. very rare for women to have sexy legs like that. i think her body is perfect. nice legs, nice boobs, gorgeous face, beautiful skin, curvacious figure, nice ass. what more can a man want. only thing that is a turn off is her shortness. but other than that....shes perfect.
i think her husband is jewish. but anyway he may look like shit but you gotta remember........he has a job. dude is a music executive so i'm sure he makes big bucks. he probably doesnt make as much as her but he still makes bread.
so yea i'm sure her new album is gonna be the shit and i still want to do her. i don't eat pussy but hell...i'd make an exception.
and i think 'hot' would be the last word i would use to describe him, unless i meant literally b/c he was sweating profusely. i guess love really is blind.
"beautiful skin"?? she's got about 6 inches of makeup on her skin. there's no way anyone can say if it's beautiful or not cuz it can't be seen. she looks like a wax figure to me.
I LOVE x-tina. She is HOT, as a hetero chick, I am WAY comfortable saying that if I were to try anything naughty....it would be with those legs....
In addition to looking completely hot in a tshirt dress (which I must admit is quite heinous really...c'mon C, you can dress better), she's got PIPES. She's got a voice that can keep up with Mariah and Whitney but unlike those two crazy biotches....she is in a HEALTHY relationship.
she's TOTALLY into her man, he's TOTALLY into her and they aren't dry humping for the papo's entertainment like say, uhm Paris and nachos or tomkat or pam/kid. and maybe he's got a huge shlong and treats her like a queen and she doesn't need him to be "pretty."
And I love that she screwed her husband in public...cracks me up, really...
she may have "pipes" but i don't consider her a great singer. she tries too hard and overdoes everything. listening to her sing is kinda like nails on a chalkboard. a little subtlety would work wonders for this chick.
joejoe said... I'm jealous of her husband. Not just because he's fucking her, but because of his lastname: 'Bratman'.
Random person: "Just who the hell do you think you are, dude??"
Jordan: "I'm Bratman."
August 03, 2006 3:11 PM
THAT. IS. FUNNY. LOL! ANd while I don't like her music, I LOVE her voice, and I think it's great that she's with someone coz she loves him, not because "he cleans up good" (yes, I know that's grammatically incorrect - that's the point - I think you all know who said THAT. yeesh.)
Fact is the dude is wealthy, has a successful career, fucks her the way she likes to be fucked and as often as she likes to be fucked AND makes her cum all the time, is romantic, chivalrous, cares what she has to say, talks to her, listens and all that other good shit most women don't get from most men.
I'm a man and I learned how to please women years ago. Hence my overwhelming success with them - and you don't need to look like Brad Pitt to get it.
since when do bow legs, prostitute makeup and a cum stained dress make somebody a "hot piece of ass". makes her a bow legged, cum-stained prostitute in my book.
Looks like she drooled on her dress, how sanitary! She may be pretty but when you blow up the picture it looks like she's wearing pounds and pounds of pancake make-up...sometimes I think she just tries way too hard to even be sexy, so then she has to prove that she is by talking about it all the time...come on...grow up already, you're married, you have nothing to prove unless you're ashamed of your ugly ass husband with the big schlong (and that somehow makes up for his ugliness, yeah, right..!)...also, I've never seen such a bow-legged person in my life, do her boobs weigh so much that they make her that way or what?!
This chick is a sexy little nymph who needs an ex-con like me to flex his muscle, show off his tattoos, knock her up, and make sure that her tight little pussy and ass are stretched every night by my man meat. ;)
she wore this dress on 2 separate occasions and there are stains on it in both pictures? slob-stina.
Look closely. It's two different dresses. So they were "stained" separately, which calculates to only one cum stain per garment, and that, my friends, proves she is classy!!
Yeah, chick can sing, which already makes her miles ahead of most of the *cough* singers out there If she has cum stains, so be it. Chick can sing AND likes to go at it with her hubby. Sure, she SHOULD carry that Tide marker for stains, but a girl can't have it ALL......................
You HAVE to be kidding. Christina never fronted on who she was and what she was about. Meanwhile Britney walked around acting like a virgin. Now she's onto her second child with a wigger loser. At the very least, Christina had the sense to find a man WITH a job.
69 Comments:
sweet jizz stain.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Is that her husband in the 1st pic? Dude is hot!!
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
she needs bigger tits
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
Her husband's the black dude in the pink shirt. Has to be if he's "well hung". Look at the size of his feet...
By Strom Thurmond, on 2:19 PM
Well, when you're 4' tall, 4 inches must be a big penis for ya.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
It really is a fucking shame. If she ditched the husband, bad hair and makeup, she might be ok looking.
By sam991, on 2:19 PM
after hearing the thing about his huge schlong, i figured ti was the guy in the last pic... but after a quick google, holy shit, it is the rat-faced bearded clam in pic 1. he must nose-fuck her.
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
he must be the billionaire son of a hollywood executive or something.
thats the only explanation for this madness.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
She must have an album coming out soon.
By cynical bore, on 2:46 PM
why does she always look like such a prissy bitch in these photos? i don't care if the paparazzi follow you home from dinner, this is the life you signed up for. crack a freaking smile.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
eewwww, he spooged on her dress. so he's well hung AND classy. nice.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
with a mug like that, jordie better be packin' some mean salami.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
i'd fuck the shit out of her. look how sexy her legs are. very rare for women to have sexy legs like that. i think her body is perfect. nice legs, nice boobs, gorgeous face, beautiful skin, curvacious figure, nice ass. what more can a man want. only thing that is a turn off is her shortness. but other than that....shes perfect.
i think her husband is jewish. but anyway he may look like shit but you gotta remember........he has a job. dude is a music executive so i'm sure he makes big bucks. he probably doesnt make as much as her but he still makes bread.
so yea i'm sure her new album is gonna be the shit and i still want to do her. i don't eat pussy but hell...i'd make an exception.
By prettyboy, on 2:58 PM
he is the son of some music exec, i think.
and i think 'hot' would be the last word i would use to describe him, unless i meant literally b/c he was sweating profusely. i guess love really is blind.
By jen, on 2:59 PM
I'm jealous of her husband. Not just because he's fucking her, but because of his lastname: 'Bratman'.
Random person: "Just who the hell do you think you are, dude??"
Jordan: "I'm Bratman."
By joejoe, on 3:11 PM
"beautiful skin"?? she's got about 6 inches of makeup on her skin. there's no way anyone can say if it's beautiful or not cuz it can't be seen. she looks like a wax figure to me.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
can't xstinka get her stylists to help out her husband? he's dressed like a schlump.
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
That is so funny. I love Chistina. But her sex life has nothing on me.
By MG & AF, on 3:18 PM
lol at prettyboy trying to salvage his badly damaged rep as a hetero male.
"The lady doth protest too much."
By the bad bard, on 3:26 PM
Those pics were taken on different days. Check out the different shoes, and the added belt. I think she's pretty!
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
I LOVE x-tina. She is HOT, as a hetero chick, I am WAY comfortable saying that if I were to try anything naughty....it would be with those legs....
In addition to looking completely hot in a tshirt dress (which I must admit is quite heinous really...c'mon C, you can dress better), she's got PIPES. She's got a voice that can keep up with Mariah and Whitney but unlike those two crazy biotches....she is in a HEALTHY relationship.
she's TOTALLY into her man, he's TOTALLY into her and they aren't dry humping for the papo's entertainment like say, uhm Paris and nachos or tomkat or pam/kid. and maybe he's got a huge shlong and treats her like a queen and she doesn't need him to be "pretty."
And I love that she screwed her husband in public...cracks me up, really...
By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM
what's with the bra?
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
"large willy"?
Um, is he British? I don't think so.
Is this a new thing in the States now, using Brit terms for things?
I'm tempted to say: what a douche.
By er, i say, on 4:27 PM
she may have "pipes" but i don't consider her a great singer. she tries too hard and overdoes everything. listening to her sing is kinda like nails on a chalkboard. a little subtlety would work wonders for this chick.
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
Her husband's the black dude in the pink shirt. Has to be if he's "well hung". Look at the size of his feet...
August 03, 2006 2:19 PM
LOL! Her husband is hard to look at. His willy is all he's got going for.
By Anonymous, on 4:35 PM
i've heard "willy" used to describe dongs since the 1st grade and i've lived in America my whole life (31 years). wtf are you talking about?
By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM
joejoe said...
I'm jealous of her husband. Not just because he's fucking her, but because of his lastname: 'Bratman'.
Random person: "Just who the hell do you think you are, dude??"
Jordan: "I'm Bratman."
August 03, 2006 3:11 PM
THAT. IS. FUNNY. LOL!
ANd while I don't like her music, I LOVE her voice, and I think it's great that she's with someone coz she loves him, not because "he cleans up good" (yes, I know that's grammatically incorrect - that's the point - I think you all know who said THAT. yeesh.)
By jenner, on 4:48 PM
Horses have big schlongs too. That doesn't mean you marry them. Unless you're into interspecies erotica.
By Anonymous, on 4:49 PM
She is a hot piece of ass and getting better everyday. Her husband looks like a fuckin mut & dresses like a bum. A real catch.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
Guess she doesn't swallow by the look of her outfits.
Remember when she was all into black guys and screaming "white boys ain't got flava for me."
Yeah, but when she married, she picked the biggest jewboy ever. F' you skank.
By Anonymous, on 5:35 PM
Maybe that "jewboy" has a job and doesn't cheat on her or already have a lot of kids with other women. :)
By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
Fact is the dude is wealthy, has a successful career, fucks her the way she likes to be fucked and as often as she likes to be fucked AND makes her cum all the time, is romantic, chivalrous, cares what she has to say, talks to her, listens and all that other good shit most women don't get from most men.
I'm a man and I learned how to please women years ago. Hence my overwhelming success with them - and you don't need to look like Brad Pitt to get it.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
since when do bow legs, prostitute makeup and a cum stained dress make somebody a "hot piece of ass". makes her a bow legged, cum-stained prostitute in my book.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 PM
she wore this dress on 2 separate occasions and there are stains on it in both pictures? slob-stina.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Looks like she drooled on her dress, how sanitary! She may be pretty but when you blow up the picture it looks like she's wearing pounds and pounds of pancake make-up...sometimes I think she just tries way too hard to even be sexy, so then she has to prove that she is by talking about it all the time...come on...grow up already, you're married, you have nothing to prove unless you're ashamed of your ugly ass husband with the big schlong (and that somehow makes up for his ugliness, yeah, right..!)...also, I've never seen such a bow-legged person in my life, do her boobs weigh so much that they make her that way or what?!
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
maybe she should be in the pussycat dolls. she certainly has that tranny vibe going on.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 PM
prettyboy is nuts
i like short girls.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 PM
TRASH
britney spears is classy next to her
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
This chick is a sexy little nymph who needs an ex-con like me to flex his muscle, show off his tattoos, knock her up, and make sure that her tight little pussy and ass are stretched every night by my man meat. ;)
By Anonymous, on 10:46 PM
he has a huge nose and is alreay getting the double chin thing going, she married him for his money, duh
By Anonymous, on 12:10 AM
bang it
By strongvis, on 1:38 AM
bang it
By strongvis, on 1:38 AM
August 03, 2006 10:46 PM -
Kinda like the way your asshole got stretched out in prison?
By Anonymous, on 4:01 AM
Look closer people. Two different dresses.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 AM
I don't care what you say, I would add a stain to that jersey cotton mess.
By CK1, on 6:41 AM
she wore this dress on 2 separate occasions and there are stains on it in both pictures? slob-stina.
Look closely. It's two different dresses. So they were "stained" separately, which calculates to only one cum stain per garment, and that, my friends, proves she is classy!!
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
I'd hit it.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM
No matter what anyone says, I think this lady is pretty talented.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
It seems that every time she is photographed, he is walking like 10 feet behind her, almost like she doesn't want to be seen with him.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 AM
Anon 4:01 rocks
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
She is my hero now....seriously.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
only thing she's talented at is blowjobs
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
Christina Aguilera Does it Everywhere
Even on a danceroom floor?
By denise matthews, on 2:29 PM
I don't know about Jordan's "willy" size, but he's running neck in neck with Marc Anthony, Jay Z, & Jermaine Dupri in the looks department.
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
heh heh heh 11:34 a.m.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
I'm jealous of her husband. Not just because he's fucking her, but because of his lastname: 'Bratman'.
Random person: "Just who the hell do you think you are, dude??"
Jordan: "I'm Bratman."
By joejoe
--Dude, Mitch Hedberg would be proud. That is some funny shit.
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on 3:29 PM
[QUOTE]I'm jealous of her husband. Not just because he's fucking her, but because of his lastname: 'Bratman'.
Random person: "Just who the hell do you think you are, dude??"
Jordan: "I'm Bratman."
By joejoe [/QUOTE]
That is some funny shit. Very Mitch Hedberg!
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on 3:31 PM
Random person: "Just who the hell do you think you are, dude??"
Jordan: "I'm Bratman."
By joejoe
___________________
That is some funny shit, man. Very Mitch Hedberg!
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on 3:33 PM
Holy shit, Anon 2:37, that's funny:
"I don't know about Jordan's "willy" size, but he's running neck in neck with Marc Anthony, Jay Z, & Jermaine Dupri in the looks department."
By Frankenstein_Haircut, on 3:57 PM
we heard you the first seven times, frankenstein haircut.
By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
Mitch Hedberg! *sigh*
Yeah, chick can sing, which already makes her miles ahead of most of the *cough* singers out there
If she has cum stains, so be it. Chick can sing AND likes to go at it with her hubby. Sure, she SHOULD carry that Tide marker for stains, but a girl can't have it ALL......................
By jenner, on 12:03 AM
she "can" sign, just like retards "can" do special olympics. they can do it, it's just painful to watch.
By Anonymous, on 2:16 AM
Thanks, but I have no idea who the fuck Mitch Hedberg is.
I do have a hunch that he's not on Mel Gibson's Xmas card list. ;)
By joejoe, on 8:13 AM
joejoe - well, especially not , NOW, Hedberg is dead LOL
By jenner, on 1:08 PM
"only thing she's talented at is blowjobs". Isn't that enough? Hell, 90% of men would settle for that.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
TRASH
britney spears is classy next to her
August 03, 2006 9:18 PM
________________________
You HAVE to be kidding. Christina never fronted on who she was and what she was about. Meanwhile Britney walked around acting like a virgin. Now she's onto her second child with a wigger loser. At the very least, Christina had the sense to find a man WITH a job.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
Team Aguilera.........
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
Huh, Prettyboy doesn't eat pussy? How do you keep your woman???
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
"she "can" sign, just like retards "can" do special olympics. they can do it, it's just painful to watch."
^^ I think this comment is disgusting.
You don't have to say that SH*T if just doesn't like it how the girl SING, coz' in fact, the girl CAN SING.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM
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