You know, I don't know why guys make such a big deal about her. She's a total butter face. Her head is shaped like an anvil and her nose is so huge you could sell advertising space on the side of it. I just never found her hot at all. Yeah, she can sing, but without the whole slutbag thing that gets her so much attention, she'd probably just be some administrative assistant somewhere doing karaeoke on the weekends.
her breast in the last picture looks bizarre, and yesyes, her makeup is always troweled on, but i still think she's hot as hot gets. especially her legs. if i had her legs i'd never wear pants.
which i suppose explains things re: xtina's wardrobe choices. har har.
She's hotter than Hohan, Hilton and Spears. I'd rather look at her and her implant that's trying to escape than pictures of any of those other disgusting, talentless pigs.
It's so true! She's completely stealing Dita Von Teese's look. And she totally gets away with it, because Ditta is not famous enough for most people to notice X-tina stealing her look. Although you have to wonder, who's got better taste in men?
her hair may be died blonde and she may have implants but shes sexy as sexy can get. her curvacious figure and lets not to mention shes half ecuadorian. latinas = best lovers.
How funny...a few short years ago she was the slutty ho...now, it seems that she and Brittany traded lives or something...no matter how fugly her husband is, at least he has a job...
You wouldn't know, prettboy. You're a virgin. Anyone who separates how good someone is in bed by their race hasn't had enough sexual experiences with enough people to know the difference. For the record, I've had sex with several Latinas and they weren't any better than the other women I slept with. Most of them were pretty selfish lovers, actually.
Shut the fuck up, "prettyboy." You already outed yourself as a FAG weeks ago then disappeared. Now you're back again and still gay, and still ignorant.
Far be it from me to join in separating sexual prowess by ethnicity, but I can say to you with 100% conviction that *in my experience*, Latin men are the best lovers, hands down and without question.
I can't speak to the women, but Latin men, particularly the Spanish, knock the rest straight out of the park.
she may be *technically* half ecuadorian, but she's as white bread as they come. everytime she starts talking about her "latin heritage" i want to puke.
I just wish she wouldn't waste her life and talents doing this nasty stuff. She should be acting and doing musicals on broadway. You can see how miserable, tired of this crap and sad she is in her eyes.
wow..she is really doing the most with those new boobies..they have been EVERYWHERE! WE GET IT...you have FAKE TITS!! And your man looks like a retarded hairless chimpanzee man....OK.
This was at a costume party? Thought they were going out for Starbucks actually, she always dresses this way. As for her hubby, his ears are huge...and he does look like a monkey...that little vest and cymbals comment was truly fucking funny...hahahaha....
those who think christina isnt hot is prally some ugly bitch who wished she looked half as good and to the dudes who are talking trash about her looks u must be a fuckin fag
could the 4:35's of this world please go away. this is a place to dish on celebrities, not a fan-club for good ship lollipop retards. christina and her troll are ridiculous. get with the program.
"those who think christina isnt hot is prally some ugly bitch who wished she looked half as good and to the dudes who are talking trash about her looks u must be a fuckin fag"
Yeah Lilian, they are so cute together. They should both be on display jumping around a cage in a zoo.
She treats him like a chimp, she loves him, she respects him and she is supportive when he needs her to finance another part of his face that needs reconstructive surgery.
I hope they both end up in tragic car accident. Fuck off.
Um, if she's copying from Dita who really cares she's on her way to a costume party! Dita isn't exactly original. She copied her look from Betty Page and others from yesteryear.
61 Comments:
how can you tell that it was a costume party? she dresses like this most days
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
i don't know, he looks kinda hot in the third picture
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
you don't want to know where that bird's beak has been
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
9:03 AM:
yeah, thats right!
I wonder if her new cd is making success... I used to like her musics, but those of this new cd suck!
By Anonymous, on 9:14 AM
You know, I don't know why guys make such a big deal about her. She's a total butter face. Her head is shaped like an anvil and her nose is so huge you could sell advertising space on the side of it. I just never found her hot at all. Yeah, she can sing, but without the whole slutbag thing that gets her so much attention, she'd probably just be some administrative assistant somewhere doing karaeoke on the weekends.
By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
just think if he's going down on her and she looks at him, pic 3 is what she sees. must make her cream.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
ewww...WTF is up with her frankenboob in the last pic? She really screwed up her body with those ridiculous implants.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
ewww...WTF is up with her frankenboob in the last pic?
frankenboob!! ba ha ha ha ha ha
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
anon 9:27am - EXACTLY, those things look absolutely idiotic on her. Her top cleavage is coming in at an angle...that ain't right.
Poor Christina, daddy left her, she's so damaged. How does she handle it?
Becoming the same cookie cutter blonde bimbo with huge fake melons. She looks like a freaking cartoon character.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
her breast in the last picture looks bizarre, and yesyes, her makeup is always troweled on, but i still think she's hot as hot gets. especially her legs.
if i had her legs i'd never wear pants.
which i suppose explains things re: xtina's wardrobe choices. har har.
By S., on 9:46 AM
Paris Hilton is much, much hotter.
There, I said it.
Go ahead and drink the Kool-Aid.
By J-Bird, on 9:47 AM
anon 9:27am - EXACTLY. The top of her boob is coming in at an angle. S E X Y!!
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
She's hotter than Hohan, Hilton and Spears. I'd rather look at her and her implant that's trying to escape than pictures of any of those other disgusting, talentless pigs.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
I think she's hot, but she's clearly ripping off Dita Von Teese. I am a little disappointed in her so blatantly borrowing a look like that.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
Anon 9:58:
Thank you!!!
It's so true! She's completely stealing Dita Von Teese's look. And she totally gets away with it, because Ditta is not famous enough for most people to notice X-tina stealing her look. Although you have to wonder, who's got better taste in men?
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
9:58 - indeed. Were it not for Dita and Gwen, Xtina would still be in dreads and piercings.
I still think she's hot, though.
By S., on 10:24 AM
her hair may be died blonde and she may have implants but shes sexy as sexy can get. her curvacious figure and lets not to mention shes half ecuadorian. latinas = best lovers.
By prettyboy, on 10:37 AM
How funny...a few short years ago she was the slutty ho...now, it seems that she and Brittany traded lives or something...no matter how fugly her husband is, at least he has a job...
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
You wouldn't know, prettboy. You're a virgin. Anyone who separates how good someone is in bed by their race hasn't had enough sexual experiences with enough people to know the difference. For the record, I've had sex with several Latinas and they weren't any better than the other women I slept with. Most of them were pretty selfish lovers, actually.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
Shut the fuck up, "prettyboy." You already outed yourself as a FAG weeks ago then disappeared. Now you're back again and still gay, and still ignorant.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Far be it from me to join in separating sexual prowess by ethnicity, but I can say to you with 100% conviction that *in my experience*, Latin men are the best lovers, hands down and without question.
I can't speak to the women, but Latin men, particularly the Spanish, knock the rest straight out of the park.
Sorry. :(
By S., on 10:56 AM
Britney Spears, eat your heart out.
Christina looks great, as per usual.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
she may be *technically* half ecuadorian, but she's as white bread as they come. everytime she starts talking about her "latin heritage" i want to puke.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
"Christina looks great, as per usual"
translated into spanish, that means "christina looks like a side show freak, as per usual"
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
Nice cantaloupes babe. i see you specified the "natural" looking tits to your surgeon.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
no one does "whore" quite like christina!
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
I just wish she wouldn't waste her life and talents doing this nasty stuff. She should be acting and doing musicals on broadway. You can see how miserable, tired of this crap and sad she is in her eyes.
By d mumsie, on 12:20 PM
wow..she is really doing the most with those new boobies..they have been EVERYWHERE! WE GET IT...you have FAKE TITS!! And your man looks like a retarded hairless chimpanzee man....OK.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
Does this guy ever shave? He's ugly as it is without the 12 o'clock shadow drawing the eye to his stupid face.
By Vern, on 12:54 PM
Prettyboy, you mean Ricky Marin right?
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
i think her eyes look sad because she just caught a reflection of her husband in a window.
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Oh god...You people need to get a grip...QUICK!!!!
She's an entertainer, how else is she supposed to dress.
Geeez!!!
By c, on 1:31 PM
hee hee hee hee....a little hat and playing the cymbals....hee hee hee hee......ah, so true, so true.
By Marianne, on 1:50 PM
I think the perma-stubble the husband keeps is a misguided attempt to cover up his double chin, like perez.
Dunno, but I think he looks hottest in pic 4.
By chooglie, on 2:01 PM
That writeup is some funny shit.. Truly a classic - "a little vest and cymbals" - too fucking funny.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
i like how she bows out her knees a little to air out the .... um ... ecuadorian rainforest? that's classy
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
This was at a costume party? Thought they were going out for Starbucks actually, she always dresses this way. As for her hubby, his ears are huge...and he does look like a monkey...that little vest and cymbals comment was truly fucking funny...hahahaha....
By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
those little dwarves are so pathetic, i almost feel bad making fun of them.
almost.
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
those who think christina isnt hot is prally some ugly bitch who wished she looked half as good and to the dudes who are talking trash about her looks u must be a fuckin fag
By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Yeah, her right boob looks like half a grapefruit to me. It looks bolted on.
Damn shame...
By jeditemple, on 4:30 PM
I think they look cute. They're matching and they are having fun. I'm glad they had a good time and that they are enjoying life
People wants to rag on his looks but he treats her like a lady, he loves her, he respects her and he is supportive.
By Lilian, on 4:35 PM
could the 4:35's of this world please go away. this is a place to dish on celebrities, not a fan-club for good ship lollipop retards. christina and her troll are ridiculous. get with the program.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
"those who think christina isnt hot is prally some ugly bitch who wished she looked half as good and to the dudes who are talking trash about her looks u must be a fuckin fag"
if k-fed can get his GED, so can you, dickhead.
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
Yeah Lilian, they are so cute together. They should both be on display jumping around a cage in a zoo.
She treats him like a chimp, she loves him, she respects him and she is supportive when he needs her to finance another part of his face that needs reconstructive surgery.
I hope they both end up in tragic car accident. Fuck off.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
lilian - your sarcasm is so subtle it almost sounds like you're sincere.
By rod mcewan, on 6:27 PM
damn! that bitch can use her whip on me. ride me, baby!
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
the ugly ho can't help bowing her legs... she's the most bowlegged freak i've ever seen
By Anonymous, on 9:41 PM
he gets to bang her every night, too.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
her right boob looks ridiculously enormous.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 PM
WTF is this place? Full of senseless, stupid remarks for the most part. Get a life!
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
Man... She'd be perfect if it weren't for her fake tits.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
and you, 8:35, would be here because your life is so fun-filled and fabulous?
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
Does anyone else think she looks a little like Dita Von Teese here?? Or is it just me?
By Siren, on 10:47 AM
I don't even like the woman as an artist but I gotta give it up for that costume. Hot,Hot,Hot! I want that costume!!!!
By Tiffani, on 11:06 AM
Um, if she's copying from Dita who really cares she's on her way to a costume party! Dita isn't exactly original. She copied her look from Betty Page and others from yesteryear.
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
She got a new outfit but he's wearing old boots. Now, why would you own such hideous boots and wear them so much the toes are all crumpled? Yikes!
By Smartie, on 4:14 PM
Did I miss the premier for a new "Alice in Whoredomland"?
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Oh Todd! That was poetry in motion...sheer magic time! Beautiful writing my man!
By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
wow... he looks like a stereotypical dirty jew. I feel sorry for her...
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
There ain't no justice in this world. I am gonna have to stop shaving...
By yo, on 7:28 PM
She is FUGLY! And she knows it...thats why she poses nude ...I'm sorry..ALMOST nude all the time. She has to get attention some how. Gross!
By Anonymous, on 4:06 PM
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