Elle MacPherson Wants Her Body Back

52 Comments:

  • I think its time to spank the monkey over these pics.

    By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

  • I knew this would happen when those commercials came out.

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

  • Elle Macpherson The (coupla gray pubes) Body

    By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM  

  • LOL I saw this one coming!

    Battle of The Bods!

    By Brandy, on 10:50 AM  

  • Elle > Icky Heidi Klump.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • i don't really like either one of them.

    i'm more into adriana lima and alessandra ambrosio.

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • I'm going to retire to my voting booth and work on some hanging chads.

    By unfrozen caveman lawyer, on 11:39 AM  

  • ...because nicknames are mutually exclusive.

    what's next? is elle going to trademark "the body," and every time someone uses the two words together he/she will have to send elle a quarter?

    By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

  • I agree with anon 11:39

    Adrianna is hotter than Ellen and Heidi. Elle and Heidi are good-looking but there is definately something about Adriana.

    By Brandy, on 11:51 AM  

  • Heidi definitely has the better body; although she always been wide in the waist/hips---not so sexy

    By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM  

  • Heidi wins by a couple bra sizes.

    Adriana Lima is only hot until she opens her mouth. Her teeth could scare any dick soft, unless you're into pain.

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • They're both beautiful, tall blondes. The both win in my book.

    By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

  • Actress Jamie Lee Curtis was "the body" before either of them.
    Heidi Klum is the greatest thing to ever come out of Germany, Elle is past it and should STFU.

    I still prefer Marisa Miller, now that is what I call the body.

    By iwishtheyallcouldbecaliforniagirls, on 12:07 PM  

  • Heidi has the only BODY I am interested in. Sorry Elle, time to go on "I Love The 80s"

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • yawn yawn yawn.

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • sorry elle, but heidi totally has a better body. specifically in the boob department. and i agree, adriana, alessandra, and marissa miller are all way hotter than both of them.

    By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM  

  • Looks like Elle will have to be knoen as "The Artist Formally Known As The Body"

    By Brandy, on 12:48 PM  

  • There is really only one way to settle this controversy: a pillow fight!

    By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM  

  • Why can't the supermodels all just get along? Heidi and Marisa lose points in my book for having implants - not that they're not well done, they're excellent - I would just rather 'the body' be plastic free.

    Giggity.

    By sam991, on 1:16 PM  

  • This is just retarded...and not surprising for models to care about this inane bullshit either...if they were glorified for their minds they'd probably make more of an impact on society, but it's about their bodies and to be honest, a thousand women in the world probably have similar bodies to theirs...so fucking get over yourselves!

    By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM  

  • Damn! I don't know, but for longevity i'd have to give it to Elle. She was "The Body" 20 years ago and she STILL looks this good? Wish my wife still looked like she did 20 years ago! And i doubt Heidi will look as good as Elle in 20 years. Heidi's German and German women don't age well. :-(

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • I always thought Heidi had a very slight case of something i like call "Monkey Face Disease". Also, Elle's better because, unlike Heidi, she's done nude scenes and photos. What i can see is typically better than what i can't see because it's covered in clothing. N'est pas? (wink) ...Except when it's a wildebeest.

    By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM  

  • I prefer Elle Klum over Heidi MacPherson.

    I think.

    By Stripe, on 2:18 PM  

  • I dont think Marisa has fake cans....she used to be a Perfect 10 Model....

    By Michael, on 2:29 PM  

  • Elle McPherson is paired with Rebecca Romjin in that last pic. So she lost.

    Rebecca is DA BOD.

    By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM  

  • And Elle McPherson has NO. CURVES. AT. ALL.

    That's not a woman in my book. That's a top model. Follow me:

    A top model can have a smoking WOMANLY bod, but NOT ALL supermodels have.

    Gimme curves. I don't care if she's 8 feet tall. Curves are necessary.

    By male disappointed with flat women, on 2:40 PM  

  • Pfff, both of them are old and've pumped out a coupla kids. Neither of them are all that anymore nor deserve the 'body' name. The title should only be given to unmarried women under 25 who've never borne a child, like airline attendants in the old days.

    Two old, saggy women battling it out over some silly nickname that 1000s of other girls would be more deserving of is just, well, pathetic. Even more so is us, like sheep, buying into the whole thing.

    BTW I've seen them both in the flesh and up close.

    By realist, on 3:07 PM  

  • I second the Rebecca Romijn comment. She remains a tasty slice of pie.

    Of course, no thread is complete without an obligatory reference to good/awfulplasticsurgery:

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/006605.html

    I'm positive they were real back in her P10 days, but since then she's gone up a cup size or two, yet she's lost weight around her hips and waist. Implants.

    By sam991, on 4:06 PM  

  • What about Jesse "The Body" Ventura...he should get involved as well

    By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM  

  • Minn. Govenor Jesse Ventura called himself "The Body" back in the 70's. He should sue them both

    By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM  

  • I don't know. I've seen women over 25 that have had children look better than someone under 25 with no kids. But anything is better than obesity or anorexia.

    Anyway, they both look good but thete are plenty just as good or better than either of them

    By Brandy, on 4:40 PM  

  • Elle had the title first, abd still owns it, IMO.
    Heidi is fucking amazing too...but Elle has years on her, and STILL looks unbelieveable

    By parissucksliterally, on 5:43 PM  

  • I thought "The Body" was Jesse Ventura.

    I guess he relinquished that when he became, "The Governor."

    When it comes to professional models and wrestlers, "The Brain" is pretty much up for grabs. Or is Tyra Banks already "The Brain"??

    By Zen Wizard, on 6:37 PM  

  • Marisa is all tits and freckles an no ass. It's been confirmed her tits are fake on several plastic surgery websites, so do yourselves a favor and stop wasting your time thinking she's some freak of nature perfect girl just because some magazine said she was. She's just a less famous and drugged out version of Lindsay Lohan.

    By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM  

  • The fact that they've had kids only makes them sexier! Women peak in their mid-thirties and I thank God for that. I've had my best sexual experiences with several!

    By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM  

  • Um, and June Wilkinson was called "The Body" 20-odd years before Elle. It's time to move on.

    By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM  

  • Elle & Heidi are two of the hottest chicks on the face of the earth Very nice pictures. *Time to rub one out*

    By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM  

  • Heidi Klum has the face of a man, her hips are too wide, and the sound of her voice annoys me.

    Also, I don't like the fact that she's having that nasty, pock-mark-faced Seal's babies.

    Having said that, I think she's way better looking than Elle McPherson. Maybe it's the fact that I'm too young to remember her when she was hot.

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM  

  • heidi wins hands down. duh. even paris hilton will know that.

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM  

  • I thought it was weird when I heard Heidi Klum say that in a commercial. That was Elle's nickname for so long.

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM  

  • Heidi has more curves but both their bodies are bangin'.

    By Anonymous, on 3:38 AM  

  • Up next: In an attempt to gain yet more notoriety, Elle MacPherson is suing several bestselling mystery authors, for repeatedly referring to "The Body" in their novels.

    By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM  

  • now i have to tell everyone to stop calling me "The Body"

    By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

  • elle looks HOT there

    but heidi klum... yuck. she doesn't do it for me. and while her post-pregnancy tummy is almost totally flat, it kinda freaks me out.

    By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM  

  • And Elle McPherson has NO. CURVES. AT. ALL.

    That's not a woman in my book. That's a top model.


    she does have curves. there is no guy with a body like that... and i've seen other beautiful girls with a thin body like hers. i appreciate great feminine curves on a woman, believe me, but i think elle is hot here too.

    By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM  

  • adriana and alessandra > heidi, elle, or marissa.

    those last three blondes all pretty much look the same.

    By Anonymous, on 1:09 AM  

  • I guess Jesse "THE BODY" Ventura might have a beef with them too. Maybe they can wrestle to see who gets to keep the name.

    By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM  

  • it is funny how americans are so taken aback by any Brazillian.. i am of an egyptian origin and back home someone like Adriana Lima would be considered ugly with her buck teeth and nothing-in-particular face.
    as for Heidi and Elle, i'd hit them both but don't think they are that pretty either.. give me Laetitia Casta any day.

    By Ahmad, on 5:53 AM  

  • Puhlease. Elle's been known as the body for decades. It's HER name and she rightly deserves it, just look at those pics!

    I'd be pissed too if some crappy upcomer started raving on about being the Body and having a bra named after it and how everyone in the business knows her as this - it's pretty much crap. Maybe when others were talking about Elle Heidi assumed it was her? Whaterever the case I think Heidi is gorgeous, but she's a dumbass and hasn't got the body to be THE body.

    By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM  

  • Yo, "the body" is not Elle's NAME. It is a title, and not a trademarked one at that. Therefore, it is not hers, and anyone can use it.

    If she wanted it to be only associated with her, she should have trademarked it. She snoozes, she loses.

    By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM  

  • The Body, aah, that reminded me of Jesse Ventura o_O. Then I had a weird mental image of Jesse Ventura having a bra named after him.

    By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM  

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