Gwen Stefani Won't Be There

49 Comments:

  • hey it worked

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

  • LoL @ MTV awards, she didn't win any, well, boo fucking hoo!

    By onid, on 10:29 AM  

  • kelly is not chubby she's normal and furthermore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

  • sorry just put myself to sleep there for a minute

    By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM  

  • fuck the mtv awards. shit is just fun to watch for the performances and nothing else. who gives a damn who wins a VMA. now kelly also did upstage mariah and gwen for a few grammys (best female vocal performance and best pop song or some shit). kelly is a good singer but shes gotten way to much credit lately seeing as shes a pop star who is trying to cross over into rock but still sounds like a pop star.

    gwen is like 37 has a kid and still has the body of a 21 year old. way to go.

    By prettyboy, on 10:36 AM  

  • I really, really, really hate Gwen Stefani. I'm so over her stupid face, irritating music, bleached out hair. and BAD FASHION SENSE. I wish she would just go.away.

    By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM  

  • I smell fried food and grape soda. That must mean the fatties are huffing and puffing their way over here to defend Kelly Clarkson again.

    By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM  

  • i thought it was chocolate and b.o.

    By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM  

  • The only thing Kelly Clarkson should win is a pie eating contest.

    By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM  

  • kelly is not fat, she's big-boned. for example, her assbone is about 3 feet wide these days.

    By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM  

  • Gwen Stefani is a beautiful incredibly multitalented singer and dancer and fashion designer who always looks great and super stylish and is a great mom also and i just know if i got a chance to talk to her in person after just a few minutes i'd want to slap her.

    By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM  

  • Gwen Stefani sucks anyways.
    Cher could sing the music that Gwen puts out nowadays if it wasn't meant for 10 year olds....

    By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM  

  • thanks now all i can hear in my head is spazmouth screetching "if you beleeeeeeeeeve"

    By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM  

  • Gwen Stefani is an unoriginal egomaniac.

    If she was anymore full of herself she'd announce a boycott of the NAACP Image Awards because they snubbed her too. ;)

    NEXT!

    By joejoe, on 11:14 AM  

  • Ha! Women are hilarious. Just like cats, except not quite as clever.

    Although, Gwen Stephani never really struck me as a "woman", per se... she's more of a spider monkey.

    By J-Bird, on 11:53 AM  

  • Damn, Gwen is one of the few women that I think look better without makeup. She is just smokin' in those pictures, but in her whore makeup, I could care less.

    By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM  

  • 10:40 that is the funniest shit I have ever read. seriously.

    Gwen has the biggest ego out there. Her music is crappy and her fashion sense even worse. That LAMB clothing line is AWFUL...no wonder she is the only one who ever wears it. (That is why she has to wear it every day).

    By Kelly is fat, admit it, on 11:57 AM  

  • Hello, Gwen: We all know you dont have big boobs - no need to wear a push up bra while working out.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • I think she should be glad she is not included as the VMA's suck balls now anyway. A bunch of talentless hacks nowadays.

    When the "closing act" is a choice between Gwen Stefani and Kelly Clarkson...MTV may as well close shop.

    By Phil, on 11:59 AM  

  • I though everyone knew who won and who didn't before hand on those kinds of shows anyway. Maybe not on the MTV Awards I guess. I agree that they mean absolutely nothing.

    And frankly I don't really care for either of them so I got nothing on this one.

    By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

  • Haha. I love this site. It's just a bunch of smartasses telling it like it is. Thank you.

    By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM  

  • MTVfucking music awards now that's a fucking joke, what an accomplishment that is. Gwen needs to shut the fuck up and go make herself another freakazoid costume so all the gay fashion critics can have something to jack off to. Let the fat ugly butch Kelly have her day. It ain't gonna last.

    By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

  • I was sick of seeing Kelly win, and i wasn't even nominated for anything, i felt set up too! Set up to puke!

    By Brandi Love, on 2:14 PM  

  • Anon 11.59 she's wearing a sports bra in those pics. Not a push up bra.

    By sundaydrive00, on 2:39 PM  

  • i like how gwen's trainer (manny?) is looking all menecingly at the cameras. like his gay ass could do anything about them. and why go running dow a main street if you don't want to be seen? duh.

    By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM  

  • She did a good job of not turning into a cow after giving birth. I don't think Kelly will be quite so lucky.

    By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM  

  • Am I too late for the grape soda?

    Damn.

    MTV has sucked for years. MuchMusic on this side of the border ain't all that hot shit either. And why either of them need an awards show is beyond me.

    Shit. Now I have a craving for grape soda. Thanks a lot guys.

    By Vigilante, on 3:00 PM  

  • Gwen Stefani is proof that girls can be WIGGERS too.

    By jeditemple, on 3:31 PM  

  • Does this mean MTV will stick that talentless schmuck K-Fuck on instead? Surely his stunningly bad performance the other week is enough torture to inflict on the world? Let Gwen perform; just to completely fill every slot possible, so Shitney doesn't have to call in more favours! Please!

    By Smartie, on 3:41 PM  

  • where's our friend with the usual:

    Kelly Clarkson is a bovine inbred fertility goddess. No wonder there's so much jealousy and hate.

    By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM  

  • She just had a baby, she looks great in these pictures I think. Too bad she won't be going the VMAs it would be a good chance to show everyone that she has her body back.

    By Katie, on 4:52 PM  

  • Gwen Stefani... tsk tsk...... what a poor sport.
    As the saying goes..... want a little cheese with that Whine?

    By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM  

  • that shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S

    By Anonymous, on 10:05 PM  

  • j-bird it's Stefani you tard.. it's spelled out for you on the front page.

    By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM  

  • I could'nt care less about Gwen Stefani or Kelly Clarkson or the effing MTV Awards for that matter... Well, just enought to read all of your comments and leave mine too... But no more than that...

    By Anonymous, on 11:32 PM  

  • Did anybody notice how big her boobs got, look at all her music videos she's so flat chested. And don't believe that pregnancy shit, yeah thier supposed to grow by not that big. (Just look at Kate Hudson, where are her boobs.)

    By Anonymous, on 6:34 AM  

  • Gwen: Your music suck. Stop whining and get back with No Doubt.

    By Der Steppenwolf, on 8:25 AM  

  • i think she got small implants b4 she got pregnant.

    By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM  

  • Nothing to see here, move along. dlaw@247msg.com

    By dlaw@247msg.com, on 11:34 AM  

  • You bunch of juvinile retards missed the whole point.

    By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM  

  • Gwen's music is really really bad...doesn't she understand that? Also, she dresses like a schizophrenic...who in the world would get a Gucci baby carry-all...?! no one unless they're as fucking silly as Gwen. Kelly isn't that much better so she shouldn't feel too bad, most of the MTV VMA's nominees aren't really even good artists anymore, they're just (insert whatever) "icons" or media whores...fuck them!

    By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM  

  • If the MTV Video Music Awards were high school, Kelly Clarkson would be eating her second lunch in the bathroom and singing to her stuffed animals at home on prom night.

    I just laughed soo hard because that's all so true.

    By jaclynn, on 4:04 PM  

  • yeah gwen did get implants thats no pushup bra , its a sports bra and sports bra usually smash down boobs , she got the implant in like late 2004 or early 05 , i remember seeing the proof in some magazine , she went from a size AA , to full c

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM  

  • www.gwenstefani.com
    She's not boycotting them, she wants to spend time with her family.
    She didn't get implants by the way, she keeps going from flat to big to flat if you notice.

    By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM  

  • yeah look at the just a girl video. girl was sunken treasure chest. then you started seeing the slightest bit of boob cleavage when she'd push them up. then one day it was obvious that she suddenly had boobies. now she's got jugs almighty b/c of the kid.

    normally i dont like chicks who get implants but in gwen's case she didn't have anything so i agree with her getting a little bit of boobage to look more balanced.

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • Gwen Stefani is wayyyy much BETTER than that pig Kelly Clarkson, nebody whose smart knows that Kelly got lucky by american idol, at least Gwen made it on her own and deserves those awards cuz she can put on an awsome show!

    By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM  

  • Gwen has boobs now! and they're big ones too! God bless boobies after pregnancy.

    By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM  

  • who is that man? I saw them working out last week in the health club of a posh London hotel

    By Anonymous, on 4:25 AM  

  • Here is a place to vent:

    http://groups.myspace.com/gwenterror

    By Craig, on 6:46 PM  

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