she's not "Kate Winslet pretty" as the saying goes......
By bitter 30 year old woman with wrinkles, on 9:36 AM
Nice ass. But, she definitely has the neck of a 65 year old woman. I've seen smalled waddles at Thanksgiving dinner. I'd still take her over that yellow-toothed hag Kate Winslet.
Fat girls stop putting negatives comments please we all know u wished u had that body. Woman looks fabulous for her age. Just because she doesn't have a nasty 400 lb ass on her doesn't mean she isnt hot. Fat bitches need to stop hating.
Might she try a new hairstyle/color one day? Just for shits and giggles. The dry blonde wispy fried hair is making her look older, and i'm not a fat jealous girl. I'm just saying. Otherwise she looks good for her age ...
cmon, hit heather and you might run into leftover spade sperm. not worth the risk. also, she's a perky cadaver who's either losing (ass) or gaining (turkey neck) body part.
outfits like this annoy me. its like- look, bitch, you knew that skirt was see through when you put it on. if you want to show off your damn panties, dont bother with the gauzy front. just forego bottoms entirely. dont pretend youre "accidently" giving people a peek when youre giving them a show. its not coy, its not cute, its stupid.
I just don't believe she's really bedding David Spade. From my Howard Stern days I know that she has previously preferred rocker boys with very large shanks. Looking at little Spade, I'm betting he's armed with no more than a "pocket knife" if you know what I mean. I'm betting that she's given him the "we're just friends and I love you like a brother" speech.
The reason why she has the same amount of wrinkles is because Heather uses Botox hello?! Her face looks totally plastic. As for Kate, she's raising kids and actually works and does something with her life. And she's only 30 years old. Heather hasn't done anything worthwhile in years, except marry Richie, divorced him and now is going out with David Spade for attention...not sure what kind of attention mind you...but maybe just get noticed more by the paparazzi, hence the see through skirt...
In other news, pleased with herself that she has found a way to secretly implant a jism-activated penis detonation device into Denise Richard's vagina, Heather Locklear grins with glee at the thoughts of her ex-husband actually "drawing back a nub."
she has (at least now) one of those asses that can be fit by the tiniest low-riding bikinis, without showing any ass crack or cheeks. it's the type of thing you curse in a hospital when some terminal patient's gown flies open and you don't look away fast enough.
other than that she's really hot. well, except for the crazy eyes and turkey neck. hot.
The tat on her right ankle ruins it for me. Only strippers and ho's are tatted. Fairly nice ass and no undies helps. Oh, but that face is a deal breaker. ET call home.
Anonymous said on August 28, 2006 9:36 AM... No one wants to fuck Grandma's pussy
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OK, you must be what...14? I first discovered Heather back in the Milk commercial days. She helped me through puberty, and is still hot! Although she looked better when she had a bit more meat on her bones! But she is still looking good for being 40+!!!
I have personally stood next to Heather Locklear, and trust me, she has been a tiny thing for many years! It says 5'5" in her bio, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was stretching the truth a bit! When I met her in the early 90's, I thought that she was a very small woman (and petite). That is something that most pictures don't seem to catch of her! But one thing that most anyone who has met her will tell you, is that she is one of the nicest people in Hollywood!!!!
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She looks like she weighs 90lbs soaking wet..she has toothpicks for legs and zero ass.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
^ fat girl comment above.
Please disregard immediately.
Heather has been hot for 25 straight years. She obviously won the genetic lottery. Get over your jealousy and congratulate her.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
doesn't look like there's much to grab onto in the back and from the front she's starting in on the *joan rivers face*. yep, she's on the downslide.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
heather MAY have been hot for 25 years, but those years are over now, obviously.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
she's not "Kate Winslet pretty" as the saying goes......
By bitter 30 year old woman with wrinkles, on 9:36 AM
Nice ass.
But, she definitely has the neck of a 65 year old woman. I've seen smalled waddles at Thanksgiving dinner.
I'd still take her over that yellow-toothed hag Kate Winslet.
By J-Bird, on 9:50 AM
i love it when these formerly *cute* ones start aging badly. welcome to dyan cannon/goldie hawn land, baby.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
She's creeping me out.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
I would still hit that so hard, I'd change the rotation of the Earth.
Just don't look me in the eyes baby.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
where is her ass????
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
she has a weird face, Sambora traded her in for the new model, less miles, and better tires.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
cute, but she bopped William Shatner for god's sake
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
Ho-bag. Disgusting. A sad, desperate old lady cry for attention.
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
Fat girls stop putting negatives comments please we all know u wished u had that body. Woman looks fabulous for her age. Just because she doesn't have a nasty 400 lb ass on her doesn't mean she isnt hot. Fat bitches need to stop hating.
By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
no 2:12, they wish they had kelly brook's body, not this dried up skeletor.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
from the back, trough her transluscent skirt, she looks curiously like a plucked chicken.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
She's looking a little bit like the joker.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
Might she try a new hairstyle/color one day? Just for shits and giggles. The dry blonde wispy fried hair is making her look older, and i'm not a fat jealous girl. I'm just saying. Otherwise she looks good for her age ...
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Oh the neck... I missed that, I can't see the forest for the botox.
gobble gobble
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
'Granny' ass.
David Spade hits that. Heh heh heh.
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
sambora definitely traded in for a new model.
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Am i the only one who was kind of expecting a phallus between those legs?
I'm getting a David Lee Roth in drag vibe here...
By sam991, on 3:32 PM
Her face is looking pretty worn out, not to mention those thick neck lines. She is so thin, she has no ass or boobs...it's really unfortunate...
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
"expecting" or "hoping for"
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
cmon, hit heather and you might run into leftover spade sperm. not worth the risk. also, she's a perky cadaver who's either losing (ass) or gaining (turkey neck) body part.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
those ass shots would be much hotter if she weren't wearing depends
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
or would they
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
she was married to a rock musician for a long time. you just know she's got a knotty bunghole now.
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
now, everybody who called kate winslet "wrinkly" take it back
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
if spade does her doggysyle from the side it must look like he's fucking a turkey
By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM
now, everybody who called kate winslet "wrinkly" take it back
We probably would if Heather wasn't 15 years older than Kate and has about the same about of wrinkles.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
outfits like this annoy me. its like- look, bitch, you knew that skirt was see through when you put it on. if you want to show off your damn panties, dont bother with the gauzy front. just forego bottoms entirely. dont pretend youre "accidently" giving people a peek when youre giving them a show. its not coy, its not cute, its stupid.
but yeah, she looks good.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM
I just don't believe she's really bedding David Spade. From my Howard Stern days I know that she has previously preferred rocker boys with very large shanks. Looking at little Spade, I'm betting he's armed with no more than a "pocket knife" if you know what I mean. I'm betting that she's given him the "we're just friends and I love you like a brother" speech.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
The reason why she has the same amount of wrinkles is because Heather uses Botox hello?! Her face looks totally plastic. As for Kate, she's raising kids and actually works and does something with her life. And she's only 30 years old. Heather hasn't done anything worthwhile in years, except marry Richie, divorced him and now is going out with David Spade for attention...not sure what kind of attention mind you...but maybe just get noticed more by the paparazzi, hence the see through skirt...
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
she's sort of annoying when she talks. if i were spade, i'd definitely stuff her support hose in her mouth when i was boinking her.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
"David, why don't you kiss me any more? We only necked that one time, and then you got sick."
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
In other news, pleased with herself that she has found a way to secretly implant a jism-activated penis detonation device into Denise Richard's vagina, Heather Locklear grins with glee at the thoughts of her ex-husband actually "drawing back a nub."
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
"That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance."
"Well, she's no Jack Palance."
"No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now."
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
she has (at least now) one of those asses that can be fit by the tiniest low-riding bikinis, without showing any ass crack or cheeks. it's the type of thing you curse in a hospital when some terminal patient's gown flies open and you don't look away fast enough.
other than that she's really hot. well, except for the crazy eyes and turkey neck. hot.
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
stare at her ass? what, using an x-ray lightbox?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
The tat on her right ankle ruins it for me. Only strippers and ho's are tatted. Fairly nice ass and no undies helps. Oh, but that face is a deal breaker. ET call home.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
here's a deal breaker - she sits on your face and you smell grandma.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
No one wants to fuck Grandma's pussy
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
I may just be really horny right now. But I definitely see a gaping, shaved pussy in picture #2.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
Anonymous said on August 28, 2006 9:36 AM...
No one wants to fuck Grandma's pussy
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OK, you must be what...14?
I first discovered Heather back in the Milk commercial days. She helped me through puberty, and is still hot! Although she looked better when she had a bit more meat on her bones! But she is still looking good for being 40+!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
Also remember that she is a tiny thing! She is only 5'5", so she probably weighs less than 100 pounds!
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
5'5" = tiny thing? don't think so.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
i didn't know Jessica Tandy was still alive
By Anonymous, on 9:01 PM
I have personally stood next to Heather Locklear, and trust me, she has been a tiny thing for many years! It says 5'5" in her bio, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was stretching the truth a bit! When I met her in the early 90's, I thought that she was a very small woman (and petite). That is something that most pictures don't seem to catch of her!
But one thing that most anyone who has met her will tell you, is that she is one of the nicest people in Hollywood!!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:41 AM
I too have personally stood next to Heather Locklear, and trust me, that granny butt smell is fierce! I'm ashamed to say it gave me wood.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Anon 9:39, how old are you...12?
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
butt or no but, i'd take her anyday!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
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