37 Comments:

• Thats so frightening.

  By Jem, on 12:09 AM  

• Why the fuck did u post this in the first place? That guy is so 20 yrs ago.

  By Anonymous, on 12:11 AM  

• it's posted because it is absolutely horrifyingly hilarious. Lighten up

  By Anonymous, on 12:18 AM  

• he's a little overcooked

  By christine a go-go!, on 12:52 AM  

• I didn't know that people who're supposedly white could have that kind of skin color... And I really don't want to know how he got it.

  By Vanessa, on 3:39 AM  

• What are you going to do when anabolic-androgenic steroids run wild on you?

  By Hulkster, on 6:04 AM  

• His stomach looks like an ethiopian kid, come to think of it, so do his balls. Maybe this is all an elaborate hoax.

  By CK1, on 6:26 AM  

• Ewwwwwwww. I bet his wife lets him cheat on her because she can't stand having that thing sweating on top of her every night.

  By What ho!, on 6:50 AM  

• he's PURPLE!

  By Anonymous, on 7:08 AM  

• santa claus' *other* brother....

  By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM  

• Ohhhhh, that "tan" is hurting my skin.

  By Anonymous, on 8:10 AM  

• Thanks, Jenny. Nutrigrain waffle spewed all over my desk. Gross, gross, gross. Now I have to go boil myself.
  
  I think the only thing that can save me now is Wentworth Miller in a speedo. Or naked. Right in front of me.

  By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM  

• hell he's actually still in pretty good shape. Course roids will do that for you. There are worse things to see :P

  By Anonymous, on 8:21 AM  

• it's posted to cleanse our palettes before today's lohan/hilton postings

  By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM  

• he's holding up better than Arnold
  
  http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/20041006_arnold1.jpg

  By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM  

• The bloated belly is another sign of steroid abuse. ;)
  
  Over time, steroids can enlarge the organs, giving a bloated appearance. Watch a bodybuilding competition and notice that when the competitors aren't flexing and holding their stomachs tight they look like Homer J Simpson. haha haha
  
  I'm surprised the Hulkster doesn't have some 'bitch tits' (Gynecomastia) as well. But then again, with his money he can afford the surgery to get rid of the bitch tits.
  
  Steroids are for idiot men, and women who desire a pseudo-penis. MmmmMmmmm, swollen clitoris....*gag*

  By joejoe, on 9:27 AM  

• He looks like a paperbag with muscles...if he gets any tanner...they all look like potential skin cancer victims at the rate they're going...

  By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM  

• hey, the Hulkster is being somewhat conscious about the dangers of UV Rays. He is wearing that strawhat afterall... Except for in picture 4... Uh oh....

  By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

• in the third pic the Hulkster spots Clay Aikens peaking out a window while he masturbates

  By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM  

• so that's why they call it vitamin "C"

  By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

• The last pic looks like one of those Bigfoot sightings.

  By canadianer, on 1:32 PM  

• The greater mystery here is why did we all click the pics?

  By sam991, on 2:02 PM  

• because the niteglo banana hammock compels us, we are powerless before it

  By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

• i so don't wanna have to say this but thanks to 2:04's comments i can blame the lime banana hammock...the hulkster's got a big package!

  By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM  

• As a person with very pale skin, I feel sunburned just LOOKING at the LITTLE pictures!

  By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

• Wait, what's wrong with a guy not having balls?
  
  Male appendages are disgusting anyway; the fewer the merrier. Haha!

  By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

• I know the Hulk has a nice big cock.

  By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM  

• YOU KNOW BROTHER, THAT ALL HULKAMANICAS LOVE THE HULKSTER AND CAUSE THE THEY LOVE THE HULKY HULKSTER, HULKSTER CAN TALK IN THE THIRD PERSON AND YELL ALL DAY.. OH, STUART SCOTT IS MY HERO.. BOOYAA!!

  By weege, on 5:28 PM  

• apparently "hulkamanicas" don't own dictionaries.

  By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

• the last pic SO looks like a bigfoot sighting. good call.

  By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM  

• lol @ 12::31 pm!

  By Anonymous, on 6:14 PM  

• i swear to god!!!! the comments i have read on every site in regards to these hulk pics are THE BEST EVER! i am in tears.

  By swirlogirl, on 6:54 PM  

• Brooke needs to put her top on.

  By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM  

• just think, growing up brooke saw this every night, stumble-farting on the way to the bathroom...minus the banana wrap. sweet dreams.

  By Anonymous, on 11:04 PM  

• Lol! Hilarious and terrifying all at the same time.
  Sam991 makes a good point-why did we all click on these pics ~ but how could we not?! His skin colour is not just a dark tan. It does have a purple tinge. Scary.
  Thanks Jenny, I needed a laugh and your description of Mrs. Hulk was very funny.

  By Allessandra, on 4:40 PM  

• I never knew Beef Jerky could walk.

  By Piquebu, on 10:13 AM  

• Yeah, this looks like the product of Paris Hilton's beef jerky vagina coming to life and wrapping an outrageous shard of fabric around its tender bits.

  By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM  

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