It seems people fail to understand exactly why Jenna is so hot. It's not just her physical appeal - which i'll admit is fading - but the fact that she's clearly a sex goddess and has some appreciable business skills (i.e. highest earning porn performer in the world).
Good on her, she's done a damn fine job of blurring the lines between mainstream work and adult and has raised the profile of the industry in only positive ways. We should all be so lucky in our fields.
i think all celebrities should be replaced with animatronic wax figures. they'd be a lot cheaper to hire, and aside from the occaisonal melting incident, much less maintenance.
Jenna may be getting paid more than McDonalds, gas pump slob she cant be compared to your mother, sister, any self righteous b@@@h my hand is tired just staring at those nipples, panties. Not one self righteous b***h has the bucks in bank account or "intellegience"
my pants has stickin out tent for rest of millenium
Jenna is the worst porn star. How the hell is she more famous than Kacey, Allie Sin, Aurora Snow or any more attractive, more down-to-earth whores for money?
Jenna's the best porn star bcs she doesn't ever look like she's ACTING - she seriously always looks like she's having the frickin' time of her life in her movies. And as ost guys will tell you, chicks are hottest when they're ENJOYING sex, ergo those who are deemed "lame in the sack" are the ones who just lay there. She's hot. I'm a striaght chick, but 'd hit it.
Dear Jenna, I'd love to work with you. We can drink Jesus juice together while I stroke your blonde un-jewlike hair. We'll film each other in super high res. I'll sing Jesus hymns while you blow me. At the end off the flick, we'll both turn to the camera - me with that Mad look in my eye, you with your face glazed with my cum - and scream with all sincercity: "WE ACCEPT JESUS INTO OUR HEARTS AND ASK YOU FELLOW SINNERS, AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT FILTHY JEWS, TO WALK IN THE LIGHT OF THE LORD. JESUS SAVES!"
She isn't fugly but she is hardly beautiful. She is plastic and fake -- perfect if that's what you like. Fake titties, fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, maybe even fake colored contact lenses. Blech.
Porn with more everyday type chicks are MUCH hotter than hers.
Don't hate on Jenna Jameson ladies, there isn't a more distinct "fugly radar" than a woman bagging on a porn star. Go to Mickey D's and satisfy your grouchy comfort meal need, then come back and say something nice.
In her book she states she's slept with less than a hundred men, in movies AND off-screen combined. I believe her.
Unlike the drunken sorority girls out there that will suck anyone off for some Jaegermeister, as least she's getting PAID ad is worth more than all the people calling her a "whore" put together.
If a woman fucks the same guy 1000 times or gets fucked once by 1000 guys, it's still getting fucked 1000 guys. And only MEN make comments about "throwing bebe's down boxcars". Men that don't know shit about pussy.
Jenna is the worst porn star. How the hell is she more famous than Kacey, Allie Sin, Aurora Snow or any more attractive, more down-to-earth whores for money?
You clearly know little about the economics of the porn industry. The performers you mention - Aurora in particular - jumped straight into the industry doing hardcore anal, a2m, bukkake etc. Doing some of the more extreme acts may make a name for yourself in a relatively short space of time, but these people often lack the staying power to become a top dollar star because there isn't anything left to be a hook for their next film. By only doing lesbian scenes - as Jenna did for several years - you build up a demand that will ensure a hit when the inevitable Boy/Girl feature is released.
She is a performer who according to AFD has made only 40 features in her career. That's a very sparing number compared to some of the new starlets who can be in 100+ in a year. By releasing only a few a year, there's a high demand for her work so that when it is released, it sells by the thousands.
Don't hate her for being successful. And as to her being a whore: we all do things for money we'd rather not - be it a job we hate but do to survive or using public transport because petrol prices are ridiculous. Don't be so naive as to label her in a category that we aren't all in ourselves, one way or another.
I agree, Jenna is a lot prettier than some of these young "Mainstream" starlets who are skinny and have no breasts. and she actually can act better than some of them too!
Alright Sam991, clearly you are related to said whore. I'm sorry, but when you have sex for money, Webster's defines that as being a whore. I don't know about you, but I don't like picking up garbage, therefore I refuse to work as a garbageman. Nothing against those guys, but it's not something I choose to do, and I find somewhere else to make my money, when I need to.
As for not knowing much about the economics of porn... you got me. I will never own Vivid studios, and that, sir, keeps me up all night. My statement wasn't meant to be taken literally. Jenna is a whore with a smart management team attached to her coked-up bronzed and glazed asshole. My saying that Allie Sin and Kacey deserve better than her is like me saying Bill Paxton and Paul Giamatti deserve to make more money than Tom Cruise and Ben Affleck. They almost assuredly never will, because Cruise and Affleck have more friends in the industy and better agents and managers... but that still doesn't mean they are .99% of the actors Paxton and Giamatti are.
It's scary how much her face has changed in the last few years. Especially since she used to have a really pretty face. She doesn't even look like the same person.
Also, in the 3rd pic (with just head and shoulders) she looks like she has cheek implants. There's definitely something wrong there.
61 Comments:
I guess saying she is creamed is way out of date.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
See, now you know exactly what Joe Simpson is trying to turn his daughters into.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
she looks like those "normal" actress...
there are much more girls that actually look like a porn star...
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
Can I get one of those for my lawn?
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
I would like to buy one if it you can articulate arms and legs.
At least the mouth should open.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
That has got to be one of the ugliest tattoos I've seen. Ever.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
Dang, I was hoping "interactive" meant something else...
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
I wonder how long until someone is arrested for masturbating onto the wax statue?
I put $5 on 'by the end of this weekend'.
By joejoe, on 11:26 AM
The wax figure looks better than she does. Sorry guys, but she looks used up!
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
The wax figure has no nipples, but the real Jenna has, doesn't she?
By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM
She's shuch a whore!
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
I love Jenna! Thanks for these pictures. She looks awesome and so does that was version of her. What a hottie.
By marissa, on 12:30 PM
At least it resembles her; unlike the Pitt/Jolie/Baby wax thing that was out recently.
By Aimee, on 12:36 PM
Don't museums have security? She's gonna give that statue crabs.
By T.J., on 12:40 PM
The Tussauds version looks more real than the subject, which is a first.
By CK1, on 12:43 PM
bahaha, nice commentary! "her dad knows what's up."
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Wait, where's the tat? I'm not seeing it...
By Laura, on 12:53 PM
Man, Jenna was so unbelievably hot when she first came out. Now she's got more plastic than the wax figure.
Just keep stuffing those ever-larger balloons into your chest Jenna, it'll distract the eye from the horrible surgeries that you've done to your face.
By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM
It seems people fail to understand exactly why Jenna is so hot. It's not just her physical appeal - which i'll admit is fading - but the fact that she's clearly a sex goddess and has some appreciable business skills (i.e. highest earning porn performer in the world).
Good on her, she's done a damn fine job of blurring the lines between mainstream work and adult and has raised the profile of the industry in only positive ways. We should all be so lucky in our fields.
By sam991, on 1:14 PM
I love how the underwear on the wax Jenna doesn't fit. In time, both Jennas will shirk their drawers like a farmy boy in love shirks chores.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Anonymous said...
"Can I get one of those for my lawn?"
LOL! Imagine the car accidents in front of your house! :)
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
i think all celebrities should be replaced with animatronic wax figures. they'd be a lot cheaper to hire, and aside from the occaisonal melting incident, much less maintenance.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
I didn't know which one was fake at first.
-Myk
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
I'd wax that ass.
By Ice coffee, on 2:33 PM
i saw her at a taping of her show american sex star. man she looks OLD and tore up. more crows feet than hitchcock's birds!
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
Doing her would be like throwing a bb down a boxcar. A diseased boxcar.
I'd still do it though.
By Anonymous, on 4:13 PM
Jenna may be getting paid more than McDonalds, gas pump slob she cant be compared to your mother, sister, any self righteous b@@@h my hand is tired just staring at those nipples, panties. Not one self righteous b***h has the bucks in bank account or "intellegience"
my pants has stickin out tent for rest of millenium
THANK YOU
rock on
By Danielle, on 4:53 PM
i don't know what frightens me more, the wax jenna or 4:53's comment. bizarre-o-rama.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
And the breasts on the sculpture would be perfect, because the ones she actually carries around are also made of wax.
I kind of think the *real* one looks more like Hilary Duff!
By Loob, on 6:20 PM
Jenna is the worst porn star. How the hell is she more famous than Kacey, Allie Sin, Aurora Snow or any more attractive, more down-to-earth whores for money?
By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
Damnit! I missed this one by two weeks. Curses!
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
When I look at my beautiful sex vixen...I hear angels sing.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
Anyone know how to get wax off your dick?
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
A wax figure cannot accurately capture the degrees of skankitude that this whore has reached.
That being said, I'm sure that Jenna's cunt has been handled more than all the products that went into forming that waxy tramp.
By n.v., on 9:51 PM
Jenna's the best porn star bcs she doesn't ever look like she's ACTING - she seriously always looks like she's having the frickin' time of her life in her movies. And as ost guys will tell you, chicks are hottest when they're ENJOYING sex, ergo those who are deemed "lame in the sack" are the ones who just lay there.
She's hot. I'm a striaght chick, but 'd hit it.
By jenner, on 11:56 PM
I'd rather throw a hump on the wax figure. Incidentally, what kind of STD's can you get from wax?
By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM
wheres the wax cum on her face, lol
By Anonymous, on 12:46 AM
Where's GONZO been lately? He hasn't posted in a while.
By What ho!, on 6:17 AM
12:46... brillliant....very funny, bro.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
Dear Jenna,
I'd love to work with you. We can drink Jesus juice together while I stroke your blonde un-jewlike hair. We'll film each other in super high res. I'll sing Jesus hymns while you blow me. At the end off the flick, we'll both turn to the camera - me with that Mad look in my eye, you with your face glazed with my cum - and scream with all sincercity: "WE ACCEPT JESUS INTO OUR HEARTS AND ASK YOU FELLOW SINNERS, AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT FILTHY JEWS, TO WALK IN THE LIGHT OF THE LORD. JESUS SAVES!"
--LOVE, MEL
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
anon: 10:33 - I don't think even JENNA JAMESON would work with Mel now, LOL
By jenner, on 1:05 PM
a wax figure of a chick with fake blonde hair and fake titties with loads of other plastic surgery........so boring.
By prettyboy, on 4:37 PM
Is it just me, or does Wax Jenna seem to be retaining a bit of water in the belly area? Hhmmmm . . .
By Kitty X, on 8:32 AM
Just a heads up- rumors are flying that Ashlee Simpson had a chin implant as well to get a square chin like Jessica's.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
She isn't fugly but she is hardly beautiful. She is plastic and fake -- perfect if that's what you like. Fake titties, fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, maybe even fake colored contact lenses. Blech.
Porn with more everyday type chicks are MUCH hotter than hers.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Don't hate on Jenna Jameson ladies, there isn't a more distinct "fugly radar" than a woman bagging on a porn star. Go to Mickey D's and satisfy your grouchy comfort meal need, then come back and say something nice.
By Ryan, on 8:09 PM
In her book she states she's slept with less than a hundred men, in movies AND off-screen combined. I believe her.
Unlike the drunken sorority girls out there that will suck anyone off for some Jaegermeister, as least she's getting PAID ad is worth more than all the people calling her a "whore" put together.
If a woman fucks the same guy 1000 times or gets fucked once by 1000 guys, it's still getting fucked 1000 guys. And only MEN make comments about "throwing bebe's down boxcars". Men that don't know shit about pussy.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM
paris hilton also said shes going without sex for a whole year......do you believe that too????
By prettyboy, on 8:45 AM
Just like baby bear's porridge... Jenna is juuuuust right!
She isn't too big, isn't too small.
She's got curves without having rolls, and has tone w/o being skeletal.
NICE!
By Will, on 10:00 AM
there is no way in hell that jenna has slept with only 100 guys. that is a marketing ploy just like the rest of her image.
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
Jenna is the worst porn star. How the hell is she more famous than Kacey, Allie Sin, Aurora Snow or any more attractive, more down-to-earth whores for money?
You clearly know little about the economics of the porn industry. The performers you mention - Aurora in particular - jumped straight into the industry doing hardcore anal, a2m, bukkake etc. Doing some of the more extreme acts may make a name for yourself in a relatively short space of time, but these people often lack the staying power to become a top dollar star because there isn't anything left to be a hook for their next film. By only doing lesbian scenes - as Jenna did for several years - you build up a demand that will ensure a hit when the inevitable Boy/Girl feature is released.
She is a performer who according to AFD has made only 40 features in her career. That's a very sparing number compared to some of the new starlets who can be in 100+ in a year. By releasing only a few a year, there's a high demand for her work so that when it is released, it sells by the thousands.
Don't hate her for being successful. And as to her being a whore: we all do things for money we'd rather not - be it a job we hate but do to survive or using public transport because petrol prices are ridiculous. Don't be so naive as to label her in a category that we aren't all in ourselves, one way or another.
/end rant.
By sam991, on 4:09 PM
I agree, Jenna is a lot prettier than some of these young "Mainstream" starlets who are skinny and have no breasts. and she actually can act better than some of them too!
By peaches, on 4:17 PM
Sam 991, you rock!
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Alright Sam991, clearly you are related to said whore. I'm sorry, but when you have sex for money, Webster's defines that as being a whore. I don't know about you, but I don't like picking up garbage, therefore I refuse to work as a garbageman. Nothing against those guys, but it's not something I choose to do, and I find somewhere else to make my money, when I need to.
As for not knowing much about the economics of porn... you got me. I will never own Vivid studios, and that, sir, keeps me up all night. My statement wasn't meant to be taken literally. Jenna is a whore with a smart management team attached to her coked-up bronzed and glazed asshole. My saying that Allie Sin and Kacey deserve better than her is like me saying Bill Paxton and Paul Giamatti deserve to make more money than Tom Cruise and Ben Affleck. They almost assuredly never will, because Cruise and Affleck have more friends in the industy and better agents and managers... but that still doesn't mean they are .99% of the actors Paxton and Giamatti are.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
"If a woman fucks the same guy 1000 times or gets fucked once by 1000 guys, it's still getting fucked 1000 guys"
no. actually, not at all
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
Who let Bill O'Reily post on here?
*points to anonymous comment 2 posts up*
By Ryan, on 7:43 AM
Your mother.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
It's scary how much her face has changed in the last few years. Especially since she used to have a really pretty face. She doesn't even look like the same person.
Also, in the 3rd pic (with just head and shoulders) she looks like she has cheek implants. There's definitely something wrong there.
By Tuffy, on 6:06 PM
Awww her parents must be sooooo proud of her!!!
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
6:06, I call cheek implants too. I saw a pic of her a few years ago, and her face was a radically different shape.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
I want to do her and her wax model at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
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