With that fat, cavernous ass of hers, her farts must be ungodly. I bet the reason Afflek dumped her was the hellacious Dutch Ovens she would give him on a nightly basis.
Kitty X, you would know who Jesse was only if you were 12. He's some blonde teen singer. (I'm not familiar with his songs though - I'm not 12, my cousin is, that's how I know) :)
Do you think they will make a wax figure of this big assed baby, like they did shiloh? (dog name)
Yeah the baby will get halfway out and it's ass will get stuck, then they'll hafta go in the other way and try to pull it back up through the top, then it's ass will get stuck up in her esophagus accidentally and she will choke on her own baby ass.
who the hell would want to have a baby with marc anthony???? i'd be afraid my child comes out looking like that baby that was delivered on Dawn Of The Dead
some of you sound like straight up haterz! J.Lo is what she is (looking for love, over under talented), but let's give it to the chic. She's actually beautiful, and has a hot body. Seriously, how many of you can pull off wearing what she wears. I didn't think so. Oh and definately Marc isn't a hottie, but he has a hell of voice. Give credit where its due yall!
27 Comments:
hahahah I love Jesse McCartney now.
By Tommy, on 9:30 AM
my grandmother has a bedspread made of the same fabric as her dress, i think.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
JLo is beautiful, hopefully the baby will look like her.
And her ass is not overrated, it's fantastic
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
poor marc anthony. he couldn't take a good picture to save his life.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
take it in now because her ass is gonna EXPLODE when she has kids.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
Marc Anthony = disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
Who is Jesse McCartney? I've never HEARD of him . . .
By Kitty X, on 9:46 AM
i'm still not convinced that marc anthony is not a vampire.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Ahh, the J-Lo phenomenon. The only time in history when a person has been respected for being a fat porker with a huge ass.
That's it. I'm going on an all-quesadilla diet.
By J-Bird, on 10:06 AM
I'm hoping that the baby comes out and is immediately a no talent hack who will want to be engaged to everyone.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
I'll never understand where the fascination with Mrs. Lopez fat ass comes from. It's repulsive.
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
With that fat, cavernous ass of hers, her farts must be ungodly. I bet the reason Afflek dumped her was the hellacious Dutch Ovens she would give him on a nightly basis.
By J-Bird, on 12:35 PM
rofl 12:35
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
Kitty X, you would know who Jesse was only if you were 12. He's some blonde teen singer. (I'm not familiar with his songs though - I'm not 12, my cousin is, that's how I know) :)
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
Dutch Ovens? is that what they call em? and here I thought they were silent bobs.
I like Dutch Ovens better, lol
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
what the hell is a "juntos tour"? it looks like something they show saturday nights on telemundo.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
God, they are both such hideously ugly baboons. Disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
Pray for mom's genes is it can do at this point. The scarecrow/garbage man look is totally out these days from what it looks like...
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
let's hope for a breach birth of a giant-butt daughter
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
no use lamenting this, they breed like bunnies
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
Do you think they will make a wax figure of this big assed baby, like they did shiloh? (dog name)
Yeah the baby will get halfway out and it's ass will get stuck, then they'll hafta go in the other way and try to pull it back up through the top, then it's ass will get stuck up in her esophagus accidentally and she will choke on her own baby ass.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 AM
Maybe she's just getting too fat to play leading lady roles or something...
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
she give me taco kisses
By Anonymous, on 5:07 PM
who the hell would want to have a baby with marc anthony???? i'd be afraid my child comes out looking like that baby that was delivered on Dawn Of The Dead
By prettyboy, on 12:34 PM
i hope there's room for everybody in their chevy
By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
room cleaners everywhere, rejoice
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
some of you sound like straight up haterz! J.Lo is what she is (looking for love, over under talented), but let's give it to the chic. She's actually beautiful, and has a hot body. Seriously, how many of you can pull off wearing what she wears. I didn't think so. Oh and definately Marc isn't a hottie, but he has a hell of voice. Give credit where its due yall!
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
Post a Comment
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com