no one wants to see the remake of dallas. the show was good enough and you already know what happens to hollywood remake movies of television series.........they bomb. so she did something very smart by not doing it. we already know she is a box office bomb so shes saving herself futher embarassment
She looks more like Pam Ewing anyway. But then again, every other casting choice there has sucked ass, as does the entire IDEA of making a film about Dallas.
They should do Dynasty, because there's heaps more to mess with. The obvious place to start would be when Fallon got abducted by aliens.
She's a terrible actress any way you look at it. She really doesn't deserve to act like a diva either, she can't act, sing or wear bikinis like most divas can...
She'd have been a HORRIBLE Sue Ellen anyway. That Bronx accent never goes away, she's trilling away in every damn role. And you can't change the race/ethnicity of an iconic character like that. It's f'ing stupid. Like making a Dynasty movie and casting Bai Ling as Alexis Colby Carrington Whatever. Or for Miami Vice, making Tubbs Colin Farrell and Crockett Jamie Foxx. It doesn't work. Casting should to stay in line with the original in order to be even halfway legit. Sue Ellen Ewing was a spoiled, alcoholic, lily white princess who married a man close in her social class. JR would not have married a Puerto Rican woman, no matter how lovely she was. Let's get real.
Oh, and it's too bad that Foxx ISN'T doing Sue Ellen. He'd actually be entertaining, rather than watching a plastic ho go through the motions and demand that butt homages be worked into the script.
Why do so many people say "loose" when they mean "lose"? Drives me nuts. Your belt is *loose*. You *lose* your mind. Fucking grade school level knowledge.
Sorry- Several of her films have grossed more than 100 million, or came very close, if you count international and dvd receipts. She also has good opening weekend grosses, she can open a film as main star. Few of your white goddesses can do the same.
Ironically, J.Lo not being in this was the best thing for both her career and this movie.
That said, the idea of a Dallas movie is atrocious. And I grew up watching and loving the show, but the idea of John Travolta as JR sounds truly awful.
Furthermore, the producers aren't even sure if they will shoot this in Dallas.
The only thing great about J-Lo is her butt. She definitely isn't an actress. Every movie that she does she isn't any different. She better try to make the money while she can. Because in a few years no one will even remember her. She has had so many p****s ran in an out of her she acts as if she is drunk. So why not play the role of a drunk person.
Why not play the role as a drunk woman? As many p**** that she has had in her life she appears to be drunk anyway. She can't sing or act. Who gives a s***!
Boy you're all bunch of pathetic jerks! What did JLo ever do to any of you? Is it because she's puerto rican and you're all a bunch of racists or are you just so jealous that she is beautiful, successful and living a wonderful life while you all just type away your hateful comments and fool yourselves into believing you're actually funny or witty! Well you're not, you're all just a bunch of losers and that's how you spell the word losers for those of you who don't even know how to do that.
Take a good look in the mirror before you say some of the mean things you're saying cause some of you are so deluded you've even put up your pictures. And you're sitting there typing about how JLo is nothing? HA HA HA HA!!! The biggest laugh I've gotten all day is seeing your sorry faces...
Never watched the show. Don't think a movie is called for. I guess if they're trying to get the 40+ crowd out it's a good idea. I would hope the movie is campy as hell. But most certainly Gurinder, John, and Jennifer's talents are better used elsewhere.
Oh and about all this bashing, you guys/gals really need some friends.
42 Comments:
She's such a cunt! God I hate her.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
I couldn't get used to the idea of JLo playing Sue Ellen anyways. I wonder if Jamie Foxx is available to do the role?
By Vigilante, on 10:49 AM
She probably left when her demand to paint everything on the set white - including the catering guys, was declined.
It's too bad that bitch that whacked Selena is busy as Jessica Simpson's bodyguard. We could really use her at a time like this.
By CK1, on 10:50 AM
I hate JLo as much as everyone else. But really, who is going to see this movie anyway?
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Good one ck1!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
no one wants to see the remake of dallas. the show was good enough and you already know what happens to hollywood remake movies of television series.........they bomb. so she did something very smart by not doing it. we already know she is a box office bomb so shes saving herself futher embarassment
By prettyboy, on 11:06 AM
Her leaving is the best thing that could have happened to this movie.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
She looks more like Pam Ewing anyway.
But then again, every other casting choice there has sucked ass, as does the entire IDEA of making a film about Dallas.
They should do Dynasty, because there's heaps more to mess with. The obvious place to start would be when Fallon got abducted by aliens.
By Loob, on 11:10 AM
She's a terrible actress any way you look at it. She really doesn't deserve to act like a diva either, she can't act, sing or wear bikinis like most divas can...
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
hezbollah
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
you guyz suck like an one-legged man on an asskicking.contest. j.lo iz hot.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
^ Is it any surprise that a J-Lo fan is retarded?
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
Vigilante, you are cracking me up! I can just see Jamie Foxx as Sue Ann, dressed in drag!
....that's the only reason I would go to see a movie about a stupid TV show like "Dalls"...
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
First, wtf did she do to her hair in that top photo? Who let her leave the house like that?
Second, I hope she goes away soon. She sucks, she blows, she bites. A triple threat. *rolls eyes*
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
Thank God. This movie now has a chance to actually be GOOD. (evil grin)
Why do people continue to care about this woman? Her fifteen minutes are up and have been up even since the Bennifer/Giggli days.
By Damian, on 12:45 PM
i can't stand j lo's egotistical ass
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
She'd have been a HORRIBLE Sue Ellen anyway. That Bronx accent never goes away, she's trilling away in every damn role. And you can't change the race/ethnicity of an iconic character like that. It's f'ing stupid. Like making a Dynasty movie and casting Bai Ling as Alexis Colby Carrington Whatever. Or for Miami Vice, making Tubbs Colin Farrell and Crockett Jamie Foxx. It doesn't work. Casting should to stay in line with the original in order to be even halfway legit. Sue Ellen Ewing was a spoiled, alcoholic, lily white princess who married a man close in her social class. JR would not have married a Puerto Rican woman, no matter how lovely she was. Let's get real.
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
another latina actress PLEASE!!! not necessarily in Dallas but in Hollywood life all together.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
you've all seemed to miss the most important question about this story...
WHO CARES?
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Meh. I'm sure another script will come along where she can play a housekeeper. No biggie.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Acting coaches say you shouldn't play roles too similar to your own life.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
what the fuck is that hair?? did miss her role in star trek 23?
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
vigilante- you are one funny girl, Sugar Tits.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
That hairstyle... well, now we know what Princess Leia would have looked like if she HAD turned to the Dark Side.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Oh, and it's too bad that Foxx ISN'T doing Sue Ellen. He'd actually be entertaining, rather than watching a plastic ho go through the motions and demand that butt homages be worked into the script.
By Anonymous, on 7:03 PM
Thats a good thing in my book
By Anonymous, on 7:13 PM
Did she loose the baby she was supposed to be carrying somewhere? If she is still pregnant she must be carrying the baby in her ass.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Hail princes Horses Ass.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Why do so many people say "loose" when they mean "lose"? Drives me nuts.
Your belt is *loose*.
You *lose* your mind.
Fucking grade school level knowledge.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
Sorry- Several of her films have grossed more than 100 million, or came very close, if you count international and dvd receipts. She also has good opening weekend grosses, she can open a film as main star. Few of your white goddesses can do the same.
By royal, on 11:35 PM
Hispana actress
By Anonymous, on 12:37 AM
Ironically, J.Lo not being in this was the best thing for both her career and this movie.
That said, the idea of a Dallas movie is atrocious. And I grew up watching and loving the show, but the idea of John Travolta as JR sounds truly awful.
Furthermore, the producers aren't even sure if they will shoot this in Dallas.
Geez, why even bother at this point?
By Anonymous, on 2:53 AM
The only thing great about J-Lo is her butt. She definitely isn't an actress. Every movie that she does she isn't any different. She better try to make the money while she can. Because in a few years no one will even remember her. She has had so many p****s ran in an out of her she acts as if she is drunk. So why not play the role of a drunk person.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 AM
Why not play the role as a drunk woman? As many p**** that she has had in her life she appears to be drunk anyway. She can't sing or act. Who gives a s***!
By Anonymous, on 3:24 AM
She just wants some attention! In a few years we won't even remember her!
By briget, on 3:27 AM
Sugar Tits???
I love it! Thanks Anon 3:16! I'm gonna have a shirt printed up with that on it. A real tight one.
By Vigilante, on 6:38 AM
Boy you're all bunch of pathetic jerks! What did JLo ever do to any of you? Is it because she's puerto rican and you're all a bunch of racists or are you just so jealous that she is beautiful, successful and living a wonderful life while you all just type away your hateful comments and fool yourselves into believing you're actually funny or witty! Well you're not, you're all just a bunch of losers and that's how you spell the word losers for those of you who don't even know how to do that.
Take a good look in the mirror before you say some of the mean things you're saying cause some of you are so deluded you've even put up your pictures. And you're sitting there typing about how JLo is nothing? HA HA HA HA!!! The biggest laugh I've gotten all day is seeing your sorry faces...
By Anonymous, on 4:00 PM
test
By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
Isn't JLo's ass the size of Texas?
By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM
^And it's fantastic.
Never watched the show. Don't think a movie is called for. I guess if they're trying to get the 40+ crowd out it's a good idea. I would hope the movie is campy as hell. But most certainly Gurinder, John, and Jennifer's talents are better used elsewhere.
Oh and about all this bashing, you guys/gals really need some friends.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
Dallas the movie is a train wreck waiting to happend. Jennifer made a wise decision
By boobillyboo, on 8:18 PM
"The only thing great about J-Lo is her butt."
What???? she has a big fat ass and thunder thighs
By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
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