She certainly has junk in the trunk. She looks like she has a toned JLo butt. She works her tail off in the gym (figure of speech of course) so kudos to her. She looks great and she is all natural.
Coming from a girl, she has a heckava nice ass I would love to have. Hell.. I'd just love to have her entire body. It's great to see a hollywood woman look healthy for a change. THIS is what girls should be looking at and thinking looks great... not skeletal crack ho skanks.
I think she has invented a new red carpet pose. Renee Z. always does this pinched face over the shoulder looking back stance. A few other just stop and do a standard 'Chirsty Brinkley' hands on hips pose, but this one is a new one!
The leaning forward on tip toes with your buttocks thrusting backward pose looks kind of tricky. I bet it took countless hours in front of a mirror to perfect.
I'd do a bunch of penis tricks if I got to see Jessica Biel naked.
Of course, I'd have to do the "my penis is 12-inches long" illusion. It's very complicated, involving mirrors and a fake ruler. But it's worked on so many girls already...
In a couple of those pics, yeah, she's standing in a way to draw attention to her ass--especially in the final picture. But even in pics where she's not, it's STILL glorious.
And, yeah, it's real--the simple result of a lot of exercise and great genetics. And she's got a gorgeous face and bone structure too. Man. I'd turn lesbian for Jessica Biel any day.
is she is some kinda contest with that fatty-assed Vida whatever-her-last-name-is...? Sure Jessica assis nice, but why try so hard..we see it..even to wear white..very balsey move...we get it..You have a ass. Fan-tas-tik.
Geez people, calm down. At least, she is healthy and works out to get the body that she has. She is a good role model for young girls. She is not doing coke like most of the Hollywood trash to lose weight. Give her a break.
these pictures would be perfect if she wasn't doing that weird contortionist thing. her ass is big enough to be plenty obvious without doing yoga poses on the red carpet.
Her ass got J. Lo's ass beat that's for sure...but I think she's being a little too obvious with it here...ok, you work out we can see it, you're wearing a tight white dress...alright, already...!
There's something not right with that ass. She's sticking it out much farther than she needs to. She doesn't stand that way when we see the millions of workout pics of her.
wow...why whenever a fat ass is present, do people mention jlo?? she does not have a nice toned ass; and i see bigger and better bootie on my block everyday.
now for jess biel...good to see a healthy figure in hollyweird. she must be mixed, cuz i've never seen a white girl with ass like that...impressive.
also impressive is how people here aren't calling her fat; i know how the whites like their girls--anorexic and shit, with child-like bodies...i just don't understand it.
"i know how the whites like their girls--anorexic and shit, with child-like bodies...i just don't understand it." please. thats how the media likes its girls, not "the" whites. on blogs and in real life I always hear guys droll over healthier looking women like monica belluci, victoria secret girls, and ms. biel. I've never heard or read anyone go "Nicole Richie? damn, I gotta tap that shit" take a poll before you decide you "know" anything for sure.
dear 12:49...i'm a white girl and i have an ass like that(well, part native american--i think jess is too). but gawd jess is gorgeous....truly truly gorgeous...but she has much better abs than i.
ok i looked at some other pics and i think it's real
but i think it looks like shit... YOU CAN EXERCISE TOO MUCH YOU KNOW
really.. anyone who works on their ass THAT much is fucking pathetic. not everyone can be j. lo. get over it. i don't think even think that huge ass looks sexy. it just looks "wrong."
"THIS is what girls should be looking at and thinking looks great... not skeletal crack ho skanks."
I always read comments like these under various posts about sexy woman like Jessica or Heidi, but here's the thing:
While the 'skeletor crack ho skank' body is certainly not one any girl should be striving for, neither is the impossibly prefect curvaceous body of Jessica Biel. Being a teenage girl, I would have to say that I don't know many people who wish they looked like Nicole Richie or Mary Kate Olsen. I do however, know many girls (myself included) who would kill to have the ample breasts, tiny waist, healthy ass, and overall toned body of someone like Jessica or Jennifer Love Hewitt. Striving for this is just as ridiculous and taxing on one's self-image, because unfortunately not many woman are blessed with such attributes.
Instead of striving for anything, why not learn to be happy with yourselves, and to maintain a weight that is natural and healthy FOR YOU. Whether you are naturally thin, or naturally full-figured, or wish you were bigger or smaller in the ass/breasts/thighs/hips/arms... whatever your body type just try to embrace it and be happy with it, and stop concentrating on all your precieved negatives and look for the positives, because I promise you, you will find some! Just stop comparing yourselves to anyone, and striving to be like someone, just learn to be yourself!
I know this comment was posted much later than the rest, but I hope someone will read this and see the valid point I am making. And I know it is bleeding with cliches of self-acceptance and the teenage mindset, but sometimes the truest statements are found in cliches. That is after all, why they are so widely known.
"THIS is what girls should be looking at and thinking looks great... not skeletal crack ho skanks."
I always read comments like these under various posts about sexy woman like Jessica or Heidi, but here's the thing:
While the 'skeletor crack ho skank' body is certainly not one any girl should be striving for, neither is the impossibly prefect curvaceous body of Jessica Biel. Being a teenage girl, I would have to say that I don't know many people who wish they looked like Nicole Richie or Mary Kate Olsen. I do however, know many girls (myself included) who would kill to have the ample breasts, tiny waist, healthy ass, and overall toned body of someone like Jessica or Jennifer Love Hewitt. Striving for this is just as ridiculous and taxing on one's self-image, because unfortunately not many woman are blessed with such attributes.
Instead of striving for anything, why not learn to be happy with yourselves, and to maintain a weight that is natural and healthy FOR YOU. Whether you are naturally thin, or naturally full-figured, or wish you were bigger or smaller in the ass/breasts/thighs/hips/arms... whatever your body type just try to embrace it and be happy with it, and stop concentrating on all your precieved negatives and look for the positives, because I promise you, you will find some! Just stop comparing yourselves to anyone, and striving to be like someone, just learn to be yourself!
I know this comment was posted much later than the rest, but I hope someone will read this and see the valid point I am making. And I know it is bleeding with cliches of self-acceptance and the teenage mindset, but sometimes the truest statements are found in cliches. That is after all, why they are so widely known.
Well I'm a guy and I think she's ugly...cute face, but nothing special really. I don't know if she has ass implants or not, but have you seen paparazzi pictures of her? If I didn't see her face, I'd think it was a guy. For fucks sake, she has the body of a body builder. HUUUGE muscles. If she gets naked I'd be like...ok who's the man here, me or her? And she's always pictured working out. I don't think ANYONE should strive for that. It's just as unhealthy as being a skeletor model.
Well she's not even half as good looking as the classic beauties, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima or Paula Garces. They're all healthy looking and extremely gorgeous and they don't work out every other second. She's just O.K.. But if she wasn't a celeb and had a real job and not enough time to work out as much, she'd be a boring broad nobody would ever notice. And I think her beauty will fade quickly as she ages.
Wow theres alot of BS on here , all the girls say its fake or that its too fat mostly cause they're jelous , then some say shes sticking it out to much which is ridicolous cause if you got it might as well show us, as i guy i can say im happy she did. I personally think its great , one of the best there is . Shes one of the rare girls that has a beautiful face , amazing near pefect ass , and nice titties too, some other girls mentioned might have one of those better then Jessica but rarely can anyone match her on all 3.
63 Comments:
i'd give everything to make love to that ass all night long!
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
WOW!! Head to toe prefectly beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
That ass doesn't look real because it abnormally massive. Butt implants?
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
This is what women should strive for. A beautiful healthy looking body. By the way, that ass is amazing.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
I'm so hard. Look at those curves. My God.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
A woman naturally shaped like a woman. How rare in Hollywood!! I love it. She's a hottie!
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
dont like the hair
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
wow, gorgeous!
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
all those curves and me with no brakes!
what an amazing specimen.
pretty, too.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM
She certainly has junk in the trunk. She looks like she has a toned JLo butt. She works her tail off in the gym (figure of speech of course) so kudos to her. She looks great and she is all natural.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 PM
At the rate she works out, I'm sure she's gotten her gluteous to the maximus sans implants.
Kate Bosworth could learn a thing or two from Jessica Biel. Like taking care of yourself and looking hot at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 PM
her ass is fucking insane, she has really nice titties too, but in pic #6 her ass is unbelievable
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
could she be any more obvious in trying so hard to stick out her ass...
By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
Yeah...what the poster above me said sums up my comment. She looks so bloody awkward, she's trying so hard to poke it out... *rolls eyes*
By Anonymous, on 1:37 AM
It's a good thing she doesn't walk backwards, cause her ass would get their 5 minutes before she does. To big for my taste.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 AM
Coming from a girl, she has a heckava nice ass I would love to have. Hell.. I'd just love to have her entire body.
It's great to see a hollywood woman look healthy for a change.
THIS is what girls should be looking at and thinking looks great... not skeletal crack ho skanks.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 AM
fakest. ass. EVER.
she's trying to be eva or j. lo
is she sticking her ass out or what, i don't know but that ain't natural! her ass looks small in her workout pics!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:55 AM
Here we go again.
Guys: "What an ass! She's hot!"
Girls: "Ugly hair, ass too big, ass implants, blah blah blah..."
By ha ha ha, on 4:33 AM
Jesus Frank Christ! She got ass for days!
By ocnj179, on 5:19 AM
August 16, 2006 10:52 PM
JALEUS!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:48 AM
I wouldn't mind putting the shock collar on her and teaching her a couple of nasty little tricks. She's hot, and has a great body.
By CK1, on 6:38 AM
and whenever theres pics of her working out, someone always says something about her body being "too masculine."
I'm going to go do situps until I pass out. excuse me.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 AM
BO-RING!
By Bunny, on 7:02 AM
Her ass in the last pic.... there are no words.
By Jester959, on 7:33 AM
I think she has invented a new red carpet pose. Renee Z. always does this pinched face over the shoulder looking back stance. A few other just stop and do a standard 'Chirsty Brinkley' hands on hips pose, but this one is a new one!
The leaning forward on tip toes with your buttocks thrusting backward pose looks kind of tricky. I bet it took countless hours in front of a mirror to perfect.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
Hey Bunny, know what else is boring? Your profile pic. Oh, and the jealous hate about Jessica Biel on your blog. Come back soon fatty!!
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
I'd do a bunch of penis tricks if I got to see Jessica Biel naked.
Of course, I'd have to do the "my penis is 12-inches long" illusion. It's very complicated, involving mirrors and a fake ruler. But it's worked on so many girls already...
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
Goddamn is that woman hot.
Hell, she was hot in 1998. I stomached an episode of 7th Heaven just to ogle her.
Love that ass of hers. mmmmMMmmm
By joejoe, on 8:52 AM
In a couple of those pics, yeah, she's standing in a way to draw attention to her ass--especially in the final picture. But even in pics where she's not, it's STILL glorious.
And, yeah, it's real--the simple result of a lot of exercise and great genetics. And she's got a gorgeous face and bone structure too. Man. I'd turn lesbian for Jessica Biel any day.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
why is she trying so hard to make her butt look bigger than it is..it's so obvious that she's pushing it out, how pathetic of her..
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
is she is some kinda contest with that fatty-assed Vida whatever-her-last-name-is...? Sure Jessica assis nice, but why try so hard..we see it..even to wear white..very balsey move...we get it..You have a ass. Fan-tas-tik.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Geez people, calm down.
At least, she is healthy and works out to get the body that she has. She is a good role model for young girls. She is not doing coke like most of the Hollywood trash to lose weight. Give her a break.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
I'd love to know what exercises she does to make her ass like that. She should come out with an exercise video, it would be a hit.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
I'd hit it.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
these pictures would be perfect if she wasn't doing that weird contortionist thing. her ass is big enough to be plenty obvious without doing yoga poses on the red carpet.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Her ass got J. Lo's ass beat that's for sure...but I think she's being a little too obvious with it here...ok, you work out we can see it, you're wearing a tight white dress...alright, already...!
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
Paging, Sir Mix-A-Lot! Sir Mix-A-Lot to the white courtesy phone, please!
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
There is no way she is the sexiest in america. No way. Plus it is obvious how she is sticking her ass out. She looks so stupid.
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
anonymous is a jealous girl
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
It ain't natural!
I'm a girl and i can see that it's so fake. J.Lo don't have too try so hard to make her butt look bigger than it is.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
All the morons who are doubting that's her reall ass need to look at these pictures ---
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060706/jessica%20biel%20beach/jbbeach2.html
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060706/jessica%20biel%20beach/jbbeach1.html
and then STFU. That woman is packing a great ass.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
I am a girl and I'd do her. She is the epitomy of hot. I just have to keep my husband from seeing those pictures of her and her butt!
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
Hot girl, lame movie.
By Der Steppenwolf, on 5:33 PM
hahahah,she's tyring SOO hard to stick that ass out,funny.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
jesus tittie fucking...lemme have soma that.
By Matt, on 5:53 PM
There's something not right with that ass. She's sticking it out much farther than she needs to. She doesn't stand that way when we see the millions of workout pics of her.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 PM
Goodness gracious!!!! But I wanna know whats the real deal with her and why guys aren't lining up for that ass. She's always solo.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
wow...why whenever a fat ass is present, do people mention jlo?? she does not have a nice toned ass; and i see bigger and better bootie on my block everyday.
now for jess biel...good to see a healthy figure in hollyweird. she must be mixed, cuz i've never seen a white girl with ass like that...impressive.
also impressive is how people here aren't calling her fat; i know how the whites like their girls--anorexic and shit, with child-like bodies...i just don't understand it.
kudos
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
isn't that sophia loren in pic 6?
i'm not an ass person, but why hasn't anyone mentioned her legs? yummy.
By Anonymous, on 3:42 AM
"i know how the whites like their girls--anorexic and shit, with child-like bodies...i just don't understand it."
please. thats how the media likes its girls, not "the" whites. on blogs and in real life I always hear guys droll over healthier looking women like monica belluci, victoria secret girls, and ms. biel. I've never heard or read anyone go "Nicole Richie? damn, I gotta tap that shit" take a poll before you decide you "know" anything for sure.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
Yeah, I am jealous. I am female. I have to say, she is really, really, really a good looking woman with a fabulous body. Bitch!
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
dear 12:49...i'm a white girl and i have an ass like that(well, part native american--i think jess is too). but gawd jess is gorgeous....truly truly gorgeous...but she has much better abs than i.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
She's a fox. Who cares if she's working it? If a girl has an ass like that she has every right to work it if she wants to.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 PM
So what if she is sticking her ass out? How is that any different than women who wear push-up bras to emphasize their cleavage?
Her ass is wonderful. Yes, wonderful.
By joejoe, on 12:42 PM
She's sticking it out way too much. Don't get me wrong, it's bloody impressive. I just think she was sexier when she wasn't quite so aware of it.
As to the ass-implants queries - I've seen them, they never look that good. They look more like a loaf of bread nailed on.
By sam991, on 3:11 PM
ok i looked at some other pics and i think it's real
but i think it looks like shit... YOU CAN EXERCISE TOO MUCH YOU KNOW
really.. anyone who works on their ass THAT much is fucking pathetic. not everyone can be j. lo. get over it. i don't think even think that huge ass looks sexy. it just looks "wrong."
By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM
Ass implants anyone?? If you've seen her workout photos her ass has been flat...they probly put the implant under the muscle tissue.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
"THIS is what girls should be looking at and thinking looks great... not skeletal crack ho skanks."
I always read comments like these under various posts about sexy woman like Jessica or Heidi, but here's the thing:
While the 'skeletor crack ho skank' body is certainly not one any girl should be striving for, neither is the impossibly prefect curvaceous body of Jessica Biel. Being a teenage girl, I would have to say that I don't know many people who wish they looked like Nicole Richie or Mary Kate Olsen. I do however, know many girls (myself included) who would kill to have the ample breasts, tiny waist, healthy ass, and overall toned body of someone like Jessica or Jennifer Love Hewitt. Striving for this is just as ridiculous and taxing on one's self-image, because unfortunately not many woman are blessed with such attributes.
Instead of striving for anything, why not learn to be happy with yourselves, and to maintain a weight that is natural and healthy FOR YOU. Whether you are naturally thin, or naturally full-figured, or wish you were bigger or smaller in the ass/breasts/thighs/hips/arms... whatever your body type just try to embrace it and be happy with it, and stop concentrating on all your precieved negatives and look for the positives, because I promise you, you will find some! Just stop comparing yourselves to anyone, and striving to be like someone, just learn to be yourself!
I know this comment was posted much later than the rest, but I hope someone will read this and see the valid point I am making. And I know it is bleeding with cliches of self-acceptance and the teenage mindset, but sometimes the truest statements are found in cliches. That is after all, why they are so widely known.
And why this particular one should be too.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 PM
"THIS is what girls should be looking at and thinking looks great... not skeletal crack ho skanks."
I always read comments like these under various posts about sexy woman like Jessica or Heidi, but here's the thing:
While the 'skeletor crack ho skank' body is certainly not one any girl should be striving for, neither is the impossibly prefect curvaceous body of Jessica Biel. Being a teenage girl, I would have to say that I don't know many people who wish they looked like Nicole Richie or Mary Kate Olsen. I do however, know many girls (myself included) who would kill to have the ample breasts, tiny waist, healthy ass, and overall toned body of someone like Jessica or Jennifer Love Hewitt. Striving for this is just as ridiculous and taxing on one's self-image, because unfortunately not many woman are blessed with such attributes.
Instead of striving for anything, why not learn to be happy with yourselves, and to maintain a weight that is natural and healthy FOR YOU. Whether you are naturally thin, or naturally full-figured, or wish you were bigger or smaller in the ass/breasts/thighs/hips/arms... whatever your body type just try to embrace it and be happy with it, and stop concentrating on all your precieved negatives and look for the positives, because I promise you, you will find some! Just stop comparing yourselves to anyone, and striving to be like someone, just learn to be yourself!
I know this comment was posted much later than the rest, but I hope someone will read this and see the valid point I am making. And I know it is bleeding with cliches of self-acceptance and the teenage mindset, but sometimes the truest statements are found in cliches. That is after all, why they are so widely known.
And why this particular one should be too.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 PM
Well I'm a guy and I think she's ugly...cute face, but nothing special really. I don't know if she has ass implants or not, but have you seen paparazzi pictures of her? If I didn't see her face, I'd think it was a guy. For fucks sake, she has the body of a body builder. HUUUGE muscles. If she gets naked I'd be like...ok who's the man here, me or her? And she's always pictured working out. I don't think ANYONE should strive for that. It's just as unhealthy as being a skeletor model.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Well she's not even half as good looking as the classic beauties, Jessica Alba, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima or Paula Garces. They're all healthy looking and extremely gorgeous and they don't work out every other second. She's just O.K..
But if she wasn't a celeb and had a real job and not enough time to work out as much, she'd be a boring broad nobody would ever notice. And I think her beauty will fade quickly as she ages.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Wow theres alot of BS on here , all the girls say its fake or that its too fat mostly cause they're jelous , then some say shes sticking it out to much which is ridicolous cause if you got it might as well show us, as i guy i can say im happy she did. I personally think its great , one of the best there is . Shes one of the rare girls that has a beautiful face , amazing near pefect ass , and nice titties too, some other girls mentioned might have one of those better then Jessica but rarely can anyone match her on all 3.
By Anonymous, on 9:55 AM
I don't think there's a man alive who wouldn't want to fondle and slap Jessica's pretty tush. She's the real thing!!
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
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