Look at that 3rd pic. Those shorts are meant to deceive you into thinking she has a nice, round ass, but there's nothing there but a couple little flat, shapeless cheeks.
My grandma had a bathing suit that looked just like that outfit. But my grandma had more ass to fill it out. and she was like 90 years old at the time.
wow. i think she looks fantastic. every part of her body is perfect, except she has a small ass. big deal. are you kidding me? someone has to be 100% perfect all over or they are shit?
Dude - you're spending waaaay too much time with your face pressed up against a computer screen writing code: Jessica Simpson is smoking hot and while I assume you are mandated by the unwritten rules of sites like this one to trash anything and anyone I'll just assume that in civilian life you are drooling over her just as much as the next guy...
And what are you doing on a "site like this" if you aren't also playing by the, again borrowing from you, "unwritten rules" which, by the way, include making fun of celebs and no talent attention whores?
Her little sister is like the Phoenix, rising from the ashes of fug while Jessica still looks like a man.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... so true. and ashlee's ass and thighs are so hot. i can't stand this jessica tranny, especially after watching her "sing" and "dance"
She's hot. If anyone of your ran into her on the street, if she wasn't a famous celeb. you'd think she was gorgeous. I don't care for her singing or cutesy dumb act, but let's be honest, she doesn't look like a man, she's not fat, she's fit. Her ass if flat. ahem? So what?
By the way, am I the only woman who thinks if you're going to wear shorts this short...you shouldn't have an ass "fold"? I mean really, get on a stairclimber if you want to wear these shorts. Ewww...
You don't have to have a fat ass to have a nice ass. Jessica Simpson looks great.. she has a great bod and she definitely does not look like a man. The shorts just don't compliment her.. bad judgement on her part.
She's a tranny. Gay men are the only ones who think she's hot. That's why all she does is hang out with that gay hairdresser she's with in these pictures.
she's got very wide hips. flat ass. short stubby legs. droopy tits. scary nose. cleft chin. wonky eyes. don't insult men by comparing her to them. and i'm a straight man who wouldn't touch her. maybe with the lights out and i had my 8 shots of jack and coke...
All I see is her boobs and thigh cellulite shaking...this girl never has had as ass, why are you so surprised? Oh and I'm not going to even begin on the cameltoe...it's a real sad state of affairs...all this for attention?
She's hot. If anyone of your ran into her on the street, if she wasn't a famous celeb. you'd think she was gorgeous. I don't care for her singing or cutesy dumb act, but let's be honest, she doesn't look like a man, she's not fat, she's fit. Her ass if flat. ahem? So what?
her body is looking pretty good, but her tits are fake and her face looks too masculine. and she's dumb as hell to boot. conclusion: i'd choose her over an actual tranny.
It's the 4th picture where you can see she definitely has no ass whatsoever. But Jessica did admit that on Access Hollywood when she was doing daily exercises for Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard.
She's going to be just fine if this CD turns out good. If not, it's back to the drawing board for her & daddycakes . . . unless she rescues some kids or a couple like Tom & Katie did earlier today.
You don't have to have a fat ass....but you damn sure better not have a flat ass.. She's not ugly...she just stopped caring about her music...that's when I stopped caring about her...
What's with this sites hatred for all things Jessica? She's a MUCH better singer then her sister is, she's beautiful and she's funny. Okay, maybe not intentially funny but still. Ashley on the other hand is the biggest idiot to ever hit the pop scene yet she seems to rarely get mentioned here.
Where are her padded Daisy Duke shorts when she needs them? And can't she like HIRE a hot guy to make it seem like she's getting on with her life? Hanging out with her gay hairdresser every night is kind of sad. Funny that she said she wrote "Public Affair" (you know, the song that ripped off "Holiday" AND "Ain't No Mountain High Enough") about her nights out with the girls. But you only see her with her sis or Ken Paves. Hmmm.
She's a tranny. Gay men are the only ones who think she's hot. That's why all she does is hang out with that gay hairdresser she's with in these pictures.
Are y'all insane??? She's beautiful! I don't like her music or her personality and I think she's a dumb ho, but look at her! I would LOVE to look like that
Luckily you can't really hear what she's singing because all the gay men are yelling so much about how fabulous they think she is. Maybe cause she really does look like a tranny, aside from the cellulite thighs and non-existent ass...it looks like another pathetic attempt to get some attention from a community that has pretty poor taste in music in general...except for the Morrissey contingency, they rock!
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Horrific. Just disgusting. This bitch has no talent and has turned into a straight-up whore.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Look at that 3rd pic. Those shorts are meant to deceive you into thinking she has a nice, round ass, but there's nothing there but a couple little flat, shapeless cheeks.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
she's such a sad waste of humanity. i'm almost embarrassed for her.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
ewwwww! Camel Toe Simpson strikes again!
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
My grandma had a bathing suit that looked just like that outfit. But my grandma had more ass to fill it out. and she was like 90 years old at the time.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
she looks fug, but her legs look great
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
that is one big moose knuckle in the first picture
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
i think she looks great and all of u are just jealous and have nothing better to do
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
^ Tard.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
wow. i think she looks fantastic. every part of her body is perfect, except she has a small ass. big deal. are you kidding me? someone has to be 100% perfect all over or they are shit?
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
You give white girls a bad name.
-Blond Bubble Butt
P.S. Not a fattie
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
I don't get it. She doesn't look like a man. She looks fit, toned & healthy. Big deal, the outfit looks slutty...
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Yuck, pancake ass. Pass the syrup bitches!
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
I'd hit it.
First with some chloroform.
Then, perhaps with my saucy coin purse.
By CK1, on 10:50 AM
I dont like those extensions. how come the blonder extensions are, the more plastic they look?
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Pic 9 makes me laugh, because it looks like some guy is cupping Fruity McHandhold's balls.
By CK1, on 10:54 AM
Bottom row, second from right picture = man.
She's got more testosterone in her system than that limp wristed guy she's with. Scary.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
Dude - you're spending waaaay too much time with your face pressed up against a computer screen writing code: Jessica Simpson is smoking hot and while I assume you are mandated by the unwritten rules of sites like this one to trash anything and anyone I'll just assume that in civilian life you are drooling over her just as much as the next guy...
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
I've seen better camel-toe on a camel.
By Retard with a Baton, on 11:26 AM
Who is that guy she is with? He looks like an ugly little elf.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
anyone notice the scar on her right ass cheek?
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
That is THE pancakiest ass I have ever seen. I like how she thinks the short shorts are a good look for her. What a fucking shame.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
11:10
And what are you doing on a "site like this" if you aren't also playing by the, again borrowing from you, "unwritten rules" which, by the way, include making fun of celebs and no talent attention whores?
By What ho!, on 12:00 PM
Her little sister is like the Phoenix, rising from the ashes of fug while Jessica still looks like a man.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... so true. and ashlee's ass and thighs are so hot. i can't stand this jessica tranny, especially after watching her "sing" and "dance"
By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM
Man, I took a survey of the chicks in my office. Not one of them looks better than her.
I would do her in a heartbit.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
She gives new meaning to assless shorts.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
She's hot. If anyone of your ran into her on the street, if she wasn't a famous celeb. you'd think she was gorgeous. I don't care for her singing or cutesy dumb act, but let's be honest, she doesn't look like a man, she's not fat, she's fit. Her ass if flat. ahem? So what?
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Paging Tommy Lee...Tommy Lee...
By the way, am I the only woman who thinks if you're going to wear shorts this short...you shouldn't have an ass "fold"? I mean really, get on a stairclimber if you want to wear these shorts. Ewww...
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
You don't have to have a fat ass to have a nice ass. Jessica Simpson looks great.. she has a great bod and she definitely does not look like a man. The shorts just don't compliment her.. bad judgement on her part.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
She's a tranny. Gay men are the only ones who think she's hot. That's why all she does is hang out with that gay hairdresser she's with in these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Too bad Jessica doesn't have an ass to go with those tits. Pity.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
she's got very wide hips. flat ass. short stubby legs. droopy tits. scary nose. cleft chin. wonky eyes. don't insult men by comparing her to them. and i'm a straight man who wouldn't touch her. maybe with the lights out and i had my 8 shots of jack and coke...
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
wow, her ass looks this bad and she's only in her 20's? she's definitely going to need ass implants when she hits 35.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
"do these extensions make me look fat?"
yes.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
is this fag hag thing she's working supposed to help her career?
By Anonymous, on 2:55 PM
All I see is her boobs and thigh cellulite shaking...this girl never has had as ass, why are you so surprised? Oh and I'm not going to even begin on the cameltoe...it's a real sad state of affairs...all this for attention?
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
Todd!! Why such a hater??? I would rather see her shake it then Paris?? Lighten up man.
By lance, on 3:49 PM
This girl is smokin hot...what a gorgeous girl & hot sexy body...Jess is sexy as hell...
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
Yuck. The people who get instantly hard over this tranny must live in towns full of ugly people. This thing is NOTHING special.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
is this fag hag thing she's working supposed to help her career?
think about what other pop star based her career on being a fag hag
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
She's hot. If anyone of your ran into her on the street, if she wasn't a famous celeb. you'd think she was gorgeous. I don't care for her singing or cutesy dumb act, but let's be honest, she doesn't look like a man, she's not fat, she's fit. Her ass if flat. ahem? So what?
her body is looking pretty good, but her tits are fake and her face looks too masculine. and she's dumb as hell to boot. conclusion: i'd choose her over an actual tranny.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
Excuse me, anon 3:55, I happen to live in a town full of ugly people and I still think she looks like she has/had a penis.
By Jess, on 4:40 PM
It's the 4th picture where you can see she definitely has no ass whatsoever. But Jessica did admit that on Access Hollywood when she was doing daily exercises for Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard.
She's going to be just fine if this CD turns out good. If not, it's back to the drawing board for her & daddycakes . . . unless she rescues some kids or a couple like Tom & Katie did earlier today.
Her shoes look nice!
By Apres Ski, on 5:09 PM
who the hell is cheering for someone that isnt even singing?
By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
She is a very caring person, but sorry she does not look like a man, she has prominent features. She has a square face, like Paris.Nice pics.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
Photo 5, what the hell is on her hairdresser's chin?? Had he been blowing a jaundice-stricken person? Seriously, what the hell is that shit?
Photo 8, a personal pet peeve for me; fucking idiots who add an apostrophe when pluralizing a word.
"Absolutely No Camera's"
Who's the moron who let Jessica handle the signage for the club??
Calgon, take me the fuck away! ;)
By joejoe, on 5:36 PM
You don't have to have a fat ass....but you damn sure better not have a flat ass..
She's not ugly...she just stopped caring about her music...that's when I stopped caring about her...
By Brit, on 5:39 PM
famous pop star fag hags=cher, barbra streisand, madonna, britney spears, mariah carey...the list goes on and on...
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
LOL
Absolutely no "camera's"
Is this chicken or fish?
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
I swear that her crotch has a bit of a whitish hue
By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
What's with this sites hatred for all things Jessica? She's a MUCH better singer then her sister is, she's beautiful and she's funny. Okay, maybe not intentially funny but still.
Ashley on the other hand is the biggest idiot to ever hit the pop scene yet she seems to rarely get mentioned here.
By Damian, on 5:34 AM
Where are her padded Daisy Duke shorts when she needs them? And can't she like HIRE a hot guy to make it seem like she's getting on with her life? Hanging out with her gay hairdresser every night is kind of sad. Funny that she said she wrote "Public Affair" (you know, the song that ripped off "Holiday" AND "Ain't No Mountain High Enough") about her nights out with the girls. But you only see her with her sis or Ken Paves. Hmmm.
By Anonymous, on 7:14 AM
"She's a MUCH better singer then her sister is"
so is my cat. good for her.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
She's a tranny. Gay men are the only ones who think she's hot. That's why all she does is hang out with that gay hairdresser she's with in these pictures.
Gay men do not think that trannys are hot
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
Are y'all insane??? She's beautiful! I don't like her music or her personality and I think she's a dumb ho, but look at her! I would LOVE to look like that
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
Anyone notice the camera man following her out of the car in the first picture????
I smell an E! True Hollywood story of Jessica's life after Nick brewing!
*barfs*
By KAS, on 2:05 PM
Luckily you can't really hear what she's singing because all the gay men are yelling so much about how fabulous they think she is. Maybe cause she really does look like a tranny, aside from the cellulite thighs and non-existent ass...it looks like another pathetic attempt to get some attention from a community that has pretty poor taste in music in general...except for the Morrissey contingency, they rock!
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
you guys act like white girls have been known to have a fat ass. lol white girls with big booties are an anomoly. lol lol leave the poor girl alone
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
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