My double D's have nips that small. It's completely random. I'm 28 and yes, gravity is starting to affect them. By the time I'm 40, I'm not too proud to say that I WILL be getting a little lift.
Especially post-child bearing/nursing. The whole "softball in a tube sock" look for boobs is not hot.
By that same token, I will NEVER EVER EVER get pam anderson's look. Ever. Not hot.
Yes, her nips can be that small with natural DDs, 9:23. And no, 9:27, she'll get a skin-gather in a couple of years and they'll still be perky by the time she's 30.
For god's sake, it's not like she's a big success who anybody likes - what are you so jealous of? Why can't you just admire her pretty boobies and shut up?
Gimmie a break. Show me a girl with DDs who DOESN'T have a little sag. You're all so indocrinated by fucking breast implants that you can't appreciate a REAL woman when you see her.
I agree that we need to appreciate real breasts more but not when they sag in front our face like that. Bras were made for a purpose. If you aren't perky you shouldn't be wearing see through tops!
I'm confused, if they're fake, how can they sag, if they're real then there are a bunch of idiots who always say her tits are fake. Which one is it people, you can't have it both ways. Personally I've always thought they were real as she would have had to have surgery at 16 considering when her career started.
I hate to break it to those of you who have obviously never actually seen a real woman's breasts, but hers aren't even that saggy for a natural pair of DDs.
I don't know. I have a few friends with real DDs. Some of them have some serious Grandma boobs, and some of them ARE naturally perky and firm. I have one friends whose boobs hit her belly button, and others with the same size who are perkier than my own Bs. It's genetics.
But if it were me, I'd definitely always wear a bra. And maybe have a lift. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little support help if it makes you look and feel better.
Am I the only one who's noticed how fucking hideously ugly her belt is? Take a second to stop looking at her titties and let's talk about what a fucking horrible dresser she is. Looks like she bought that fucking rag at ROSS Dress For Less. Why the fuck would her handlers let her out of the house looking like that?
why is it that celebs feel that it is ok to walk around exposing themselves for all to see? it's not common place to walk down the street and see average people wearing see through tops. just cuz she's famous does mean people want to see her boobs?
If my breasts looked like that I would want to wear a see through top too. Of course my dad would freak out and throw a blanket over me, whereas Papa Joe seems to think it is totally necessary for Jessica.
In her defense, there are fabrics that are opaque in normal light but when you have the superbright flash of a camera they become slightly transparent. And you CAN'T wear a bra with a dress like this, DUH!!! Blame it on the designer.... As for her "orphan Annie" appearance, Where the fuck is her babysitter, Ken Paves?!
Todd, could you please crop picture #1 & remove the pig to the left of simpson. I can't bring myself to download it, until this is done. Thanks for your consideration.
Shmim, don't be an idiot. People want to see her boobs because they're pretty DDs. Some people ALWAYS want to see pretty DDS no matter who they're attached to. Even if you're a heterosexual girl, I can't believe you'd be dumb enough to write what you actually did without . . . well . . . anyways.
Victoria's Secret sells pasties for this very reason. I own several packs of them. You can't wear a bra with this dress, but you CAN cover your nipples. She knows that. She just needs attention so people will go watch her shitty new movie.
A Hot blonde with DD and red lipstick. These pics made day. Go on Jessica! Playboy is waiting. And to all of you jaleus chicks. Yes she is hot and 100% bangable.
I think it IS unusual for a woman with big boobies to have such small nips. I do think hers are real but I do believe she has already had a "lift" in the past and will probably need another one in the future. There is no way in hell anyone can convince me that Jess didn't know exactly what she was doing when she put that dress on. I think baby sis getting the headlines is making her feel the need to pull out the big "guns" so to speak. ;0)
I'm not ashamed to say she has a great body but she is annoying. Good thing she does have a great body but it is creepy concerning her dad's ultra- fucked up fixation on her. He just needs to stick his dick in her mouth and get it over with. At least it would be more newsworthy than some guy in a boyband coming out as gay
B) I am not a fan of coffee saucer nipples at all. So this is a relief.
C) I'm sure it's the material. I totally saw Julia Robert's black thong firsthand through her black dress when the flash bulbs were hitting her at the Tonys. When the lights weren't on it, you couldn't see it.
"The reality show star’s manager father has publicly applauded his daughter’s bodacious appeal. "She just is sexy," Joe Simpson once said. "If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!"
Those things are going to be a sloppy mess once she has kids. They're already feeling the gravity pretty badly. I thought she already had a lift, though.
How many times must we explain how bra sizes work? The cup size is only a reference of the size of the fullest part of the booby to the measurement around the rib cage just beneath the boobies.
She has DD's. She has a tiny little frame, shoulders/ribs so the DD is in reference to her tiny frame. She's got big boobs for HER frame.
Of course someone like anna nicole when fat had DD's too, but was just fat compared to fat.
I shouldn't have to explain myself here, but I will.I was going for a whole coffee and milk thing, in addition to the fact that "milk jugs" is funnier than "breasts" or the sligtly more humorous "boobs". I think "boobies" is funnier too, but you'd probably find that sophmoric as well.
Despite the tabloids, it's obvious the girl is pining. She's always looked like crap since she broke up with Nick -- wearing no pants in a restaurant, no bra, wandering around in winter boots in the summer...
ck1 No, boobs/boobies are hillarious. That's typically my word of choice when referring to "breasts". However, "milk jugs" are just sort of lame. But to each their own...
Let me take that a step further, ck1, her breasts are not really "milk jugs" as there isn't any milk in them. They only produce milk when a baby is born, get it? They will become milk jugs once baby comes along.
1. How can you focus on her feet when she is showing us her nice boobies. Damn, there is something wrong with you. 2. I don't know and I don't care if there is something to cover em puppies in that dress. I am glad I can see them. Damn, she is HOTTTTTT!!!!
annarrogance, they're not saggy so much as they're NATURAL. it's a shame that we are so inundated with fake tits in this country that everyone has either forgotten or never had any idea (most people under 26, i imagine) what real ones look like.
Nu bra--you can wear it with anything. But she looks great (albeit an odd stain on her arm and the funny toes). I wish I had the nerve to walk around with no bra on in a jersey dress. Yes, even non-celebrity women are aware of the possibility of transparency when it comes to different fabrics.
Hell, I've had two kids--if anyone knows for a fact that she has had a boob job and knows her surgeon, post it.
1:40pm...24 here and was 32 DDD by the end of 7th grade...I think I might have a vague idea what real breasts look like. Guess that just goes to show that older does not necessarily mean wiser.
Aw, I hate it when I realize that I left my bra at home. But at least Jessica isn't pulling a Paris Hilton (YET!) and leaving her underwear at home. I never, ever want to get a mistaken glimpse at that!
does any one else think that she has the most god awful taste in shoes??? If i ever see those horrible brown sandley wedge things again! She ALWAYS wears them! Except for when she wears these ones with the seethrough plastic.............
Ten bucks says Papa Joe is the most excited about these pics cuz he can now have a little 'private time' knowing what her boobs look like instead of only fantasizing about it.
Where was her mom Tina when Jessica was deciding to wear this slutty dress in public?
It's not okay to look slutty for a photo shoot, but it IS okay to be slutty in real life? And the Simpson clan probably wonders why everyone calls them dysfunctional.
What is wrong with us uptight Americans? Over in Europe they wouldn't even blink at a pic like this. She showed her nips under a slightly transparent dress. WTF? Guys totally dig it, and girls love the feeling of no underwire or sticky, itchy pasties. She should show em off while she still can, which by the way doesn't look like too long...
I can't think of one place on this delicious tramp's body that I wouldn't like to rub, stick, slap, or thrust my d**k in. Jessica, I will be your boy toy. When I walked out of prison, I vowed that I would one day have a girlfriend as hot as you. Make me your man servant. Use and abuse me. I'll be your Aryan body guard. We can make beautiful love while watching Mel Gibson movies, as I stroke your blonde hair, call you "sugar tits" and hum German folk music.
Exangel...there is nothing wrong with us Americans. We just don't have chicks like this dropping out of the sky like in Sweden. In Sweden every chick looks like this and it's no big deal. In Los Angeles, I say paunchy Mexican broads most of the day so when I tune into this website and see a chick like this, my point of reference causes me to spooge my jeans. It's biological reality that blonde bimbettes like this cause every man to go completely insane. I would slit my brother's own throat for a chance to lick this chick's toes...we'll maybe that's going a little far. I'd lop off his head for a chance to lick her ass. Yeah, that's more like it.
Oh hell, sorry, but Europe is Europe, and this is America. And in America, it's considered trampy to wear a transparent top that shows your nipples.
But it's hyprocrisy the world over when your mom bars a slightly risque (if it were the 1950's maybe) photoshoot because it's slutty, and then you show up in public with your tits showing.
Um, I'm from Europe and live in Europe and women here do not dress with their breasts showing like this and if a famous woman did it would be pointed out by the tabloids etc. Just because some women go topless on the beaches here doesn't mean this philosophy extends to all other areas of life.
Again 2:02 and 2:04 those pics are amazing. Can you do some major research and fine her doctor? I'm serious. And I'm calling the plastic surgeon today.
And I'm only half-kidding. Oooh, perky, fresh, no bra boobies here I come!
I think she looks great. Her breast are really pretty too. I think another poster nailed it when they mentioned that she was being photographed in harsh light with flash bulbs that made the material more transparant than it might be in natural light.
It might be me but from a size standpoint I think Kelly Brooks breasts are larger than hers and she's suppose to only be a D?
Bras suck! They do. I never wear them (or else I spend the day fidgeting) and buy my professional clothes to hide the fact; otherwise I don't give a hoot or a holler what people think.
what ever happened to the virgin christian good girl? I guess she can never have sex again since she is divorced, right??? I don't really care about her exposed nipples or her sister's nose, I just hate hypocrites! They pull the strong christian family act to make money and end being the biggest sluts of all - can I get an AMEN from my PTL posse!!!
Not only are her shoes ugly, but they are too small! I can't stand it when people have too small shoes and their toes or heals are hanging off. Get a bigger size!
you're jealous. you try having Double Ds on a tiny frame. it's hard because things don't fit and EVERYBODY'S boobs will eventually sag if they have ANYTHING that is worth bragging about. jealous jealous sad people. i think her tits look great and good for her for having PERKY DDs!
I have Size D boobs. There is NO WAY she has DD's! It is just impossible. There is no way in the world a woman with real DD's could go without wearing a bra. It just doesnt happen
there was some pics of her a little while back in a slinky dresses and her areola showing. her nips ain't that small. Check out google images by searching under her name.
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Starting to feel some gravity there, aren't we Jessica?
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
no one w/ real DDs can have nips that small, right???
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
Still not sexy. I'm just not seeing it.
By sam991, on 9:26 AM
They'll be at her stomach by the time she hits 30, which is pretty soon actually! So watch out for those nips people!
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
My double D's have nips that small. It's completely random. I'm 28 and yes, gravity is starting to affect them. By the time I'm 40, I'm not too proud to say that I WILL be getting a little lift.
Especially post-child bearing/nursing. The whole "softball in a tube sock" look for boobs is not hot.
By that same token, I will NEVER EVER EVER get pam anderson's look. Ever. Not hot.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
Yes, her nips can be that small with natural DDs, 9:23. And no, 9:27, she'll get a skin-gather in a couple of years and they'll still be perky by the time she's 30.
For god's sake, it's not like she's a big success who anybody likes - what are you so jealous of? Why can't you just admire her pretty boobies and shut up?
By Mistress La Spliffe, on 9:33 AM
nipple size has nothing to do with breast size, dumbass.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
Yes, now we're one step closer to me releasing that video of me and Jess having wild crazy sex.
By Colon Farewell, on 9:35 AM
A) Yes, they're reeeeeeaaaaally saggy.
B) Is it just me or is she slowly turning into Anna Nicole Smith?
By AnnArrogance, on 9:39 AM
LOL...I think you're right annarrogance...she has that same drunk/high/confused look Anna Nicole always has.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Gimmie a break. Show me a girl with DDs who DOESN'T have a little sag. You're all so indocrinated by fucking breast implants that you can't appreciate a REAL woman when you see her.
By Kel, on 9:44 AM
Damn.
Now I see why Papa Joe is obsessed with those things.
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
Her breasts look great. It's too bad they're attached to a dumb piece of trash with a bad case of tranny face.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
Please note the 'sploog' stain in the second last picture...
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
I agree that we need to appreciate real breasts more but not when they sag in front our face like that. Bras were made for a purpose. If you aren't perky you shouldn't be wearing see through tops!
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
I'm confused, if they're fake, how can they sag, if they're real then there are a bunch of idiots who always say her tits are fake. Which one is it people, you can't have it both ways. Personally I've always thought they were real as she would have had to have surgery at 16 considering when her career started.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
The point is, 9:54, that breasts can look fanastic without being unnaturally perky. Jessica's are great.
By kel, on 10:02 AM
I hate to break it to those of you who have obviously never actually seen a real woman's breasts, but hers aren't even that saggy for a natural pair of DDs.
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
Of course they're perky. She had them lifted years ago when she lost all that baby fat.
She's still fugly, though.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
I don't know. I have a few friends with real DDs. Some of them have some serious Grandma boobs, and some of them ARE naturally perky and firm. I have one friends whose boobs hit her belly button, and others with the same size who are perkier than my own Bs. It's genetics.
But if it were me, I'd definitely always wear a bra. And maybe have a lift. I don't think there's anything wrong with a little support help if it makes you look and feel better.
By annarrogance, on 10:09 AM
Time for a Playboy spread, Jessica. There's no turning back now.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
Am I the only one who's noticed how fucking hideously ugly her belt is? Take a second to stop looking at her titties and let's talk about what a fucking horrible dresser she is. Looks like she bought that fucking rag at ROSS Dress For Less. Why the fuck would her handlers let her out of the house looking like that?
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
why is it that celebs feel that it is ok to walk around exposing themselves for all to see? it's not common place to walk down the street and see average people wearing see through tops. just cuz she's famous does mean people want to see her boobs?
By shmim, on 10:16 AM
Can you post these again, but chop off her head this time? It'll be a lot easier to jack off to them.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
If my breasts looked like that I would want to wear a see through top too. Of course my dad would freak out and throw a blanket over me, whereas Papa Joe seems to think it is totally necessary for Jessica.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 AM
Who put her lipstick on, a blind guy with palsy?
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
boring nipples... boring broad
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
In her defense, there are fabrics that are opaque in normal light but when you have the superbright flash of a camera they become slightly transparent. And you CAN'T wear a bra with a dress like this, DUH!!! Blame it on the designer.... As for her "orphan Annie" appearance, Where the fuck is her babysitter, Ken Paves?!
By Exangel, on 10:27 AM
Todd,
could you please crop picture #1 & remove the pig to the left of simpson. I can't bring myself to download it, until this is done. Thanks for your consideration.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Shmim, don't be an idiot. People want to see her boobs because they're pretty DDs. Some people ALWAYS want to see pretty DDS no matter who they're attached to. Even if you're a heterosexual girl, I can't believe you'd be dumb enough to write what you actually did without . . . well . . . anyways.
By Mistress La Spliffe, on 10:27 AM
Victoria's Secret sells pasties for this very reason. I own several packs of them. You can't wear a bra with this dress, but you CAN cover your nipples. She knows that. She just needs attention so people will go watch her shitty new movie.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
So, why haven't any designers made see through pants for men yet? Wait...that'd probably turn out bad, realllll bad.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
What a skank. She's clearly not trying hard enough to get noticed.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
If you want to view a fantastic set of natural DD's:
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http://www.bigboobsalert.com/ddgirls-jelena.php
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
I wonder if she has a sausage to go with those flapjacks. Hmm...
By joejoe, on 10:37 AM
Mmmm...sideboob
Those sure don't look big enough to be DDs, but what do I know. I'm just a fan.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
A Hot blonde with DD and red lipstick.
These pics made day. Go on Jessica! Playboy is waiting.
And to all of you jaleus chicks. Yes she is hot and 100% bangable.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Ewwww, her toes in that second to last pic. I'm sorry, I know most of you didn't look down that far, but that girl has some ugly ass claws.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Here is an awsome woman with large natural breasts:
http://www.bustyandsexy.net/galleries/Fantasy_Girl_Revenue/Sydney_Moon_13/
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Does Jessica Simpson even OWN a br or perhaps maybe her creepy father is sniffing it while "helping" himself?
By Seijnsational, on 10:53 AM
she looks like a blow-up doll.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
uh, forget her breasts... what in the world is up with her feet?!!
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Isn't that the woman who shot Selena?
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
I think it IS unusual for a woman with big boobies to have such small nips. I do think hers are real but I do believe she has already had a "lift" in the past and will probably need another one in the future. There is no way in hell anyone can convince me that Jess didn't know exactly what she was doing when she put that dress on. I think baby sis getting the headlines is making her feel the need to pull out the big "guns" so to speak. ;0)
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
I think that's sexy, she's hot and she knows it. I would do her
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Why are her nipples so freakishly small?
Those are Ds maybe, definitely not double Ds.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
I agree totally...no way are those DDs.
By spartacist, on 11:28 AM
Of course, I think it's the hot weather that makes her look rough....well, that and a few rum and cokes...or a line or two of coke.
By spartacist, on 11:29 AM
I'm not ashamed to say she has a great body but she is annoying. Good thing she does have a great body but it is creepy concerning her dad's ultra- fucked up fixation on her. He just needs to stick his dick in her mouth and get it over with. At least it would be more newsworthy than some guy in a boyband coming out as gay
By Brandy, on 11:29 AM
A) I think her milk jugs are totally hot.
B) I am not a fan of coffee saucer nipples at all. So this is a relief.
C) I'm sure it's the material. I totally saw Julia Robert's black thong firsthand through her black dress when the flash bulbs were hitting her at the Tonys. When the lights weren't on it, you couldn't see it.
By CK1, on 11:31 AM
Even Papa Joe says she has double Ds ---
"The reality show star’s manager father has publicly applauded his daughter’s bodacious appeal. "She just is sexy," Joe Simpson once said. "If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!"
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13639810/
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
Nice cans but how is she getting behind the wheel? She looks completely trashed.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
I like the ketchup'n'mustard stains on her arm in a couple of the photos.
By al gordon, on 11:42 AM
She looks like she just got finished being gangbanged on a porn set somewhere.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
When did Yolanda Saldivar get out of prison? Is Jessica going to be in Selena 2?
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
Those things are going to be a sloppy mess once she has kids. They're already feeling the gravity pretty badly. I thought she already had a lift, though.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Yolanda Saldivar! LMAO!!!!!!!
Thanks for a very hearty laugh.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
ck1, I'm sorry, but "milk jugs"? Are you in 9th grade?
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
The girl has great breasts.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
How many times must we explain how bra sizes work? The cup size is only a reference of the size of the fullest part of the booby to the measurement around the rib cage just beneath the boobies.
She has DD's. She has a tiny little frame, shoulders/ribs so the DD is in reference to her tiny frame. She's got big boobs for HER frame.
Of course someone like anna nicole when fat had DD's too, but was just fat compared to fat.
Jessica has a hot body but she is a trainwreck...
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
OK, 11:59 funny police.
I shouldn't have to explain myself here, but I will.I was going for a whole coffee and milk thing, in addition to the fact that "milk jugs" is funnier than "breasts" or the sligtly more humorous "boobs". I think "boobies" is funnier too, but you'd probably find that sophmoric as well.
By CK1, on 12:09 PM
All i have to say is those are some great sugar tits.
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
SWEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
I realize everyone is obsessed with her breasts here but WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THOSE TOES!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Good lord... WTH is wrong with her makeup and hair.
Looks like 1 step away from Cortney Love... eeesh.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
best tits EVAR
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Yeah those toes in the next to last picture are trying to get away on their own. Go toes!
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Bra! Bra alert!
Despite the tabloids, it's obvious the girl is pining. She's always looked like crap since she broke up with Nick -- wearing no pants in a restaurant, no bra, wandering around in winter boots in the summer...
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
Oh Jesus what was she supposed to do wear a bra under a backless dress?!?
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Ah-ha. That's what they get for taking pictures of Jessica Simpson.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
They sell special strapless bras and pasties for dresses and material like that. She knew what she was doing.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
ck1 No, boobs/boobies are hillarious. That's typically my word of choice when referring to "breasts". However, "milk jugs" are just sort of lame. But to each their own...
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
Let me take that a step further, ck1, her breasts are not really "milk jugs" as there isn't any milk in them. They only produce milk when a baby is born, get it? They will become milk jugs once baby comes along.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
" Oh Jesus what was she supposed to do wear a bra under a backless dress?!?"
Well, um, yeah. I have a bra for a dress like that in fact.
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
She looks wasted.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
1. How can you focus on her feet when she is showing us her nice boobies. Damn, there is something wrong with you.
2. I don't know and I don't care if there is something to cover em puppies in that dress. I am glad I can see them.
Damn, she is HOTTTTTT!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
annarrogance, they're not saggy so much as they're NATURAL. it's a shame that we are so inundated with fake tits in this country that everyone has either forgotten or never had any idea (most people under 26, i imagine) what real ones look like.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Nu bra--you can wear it with anything. But she looks great (albeit an odd stain on her arm and the funny toes). I wish I had the nerve to walk around with no bra on in a jersey dress. Yes, even non-celebrity women are aware of the possibility of transparency when it comes to different fabrics.
Hell, I've had two kids--if anyone knows for a fact that she has had a boob job and knows her surgeon, post it.
My D's miss looking like that. :(
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
she needs to pose in playboy! she needs to playboy! Preferably with her sister.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
I bet her dad is jerking off to these pics this very second!
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
1:40pm...24 here and was 32 DDD by the end of 7th grade...I think I might have a vague idea what real breasts look like. Guess that just goes to show that older does not necessarily mean wiser.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Jessica has definitely had work done on those -
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html
and here -
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005187.html
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005186.html
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Aw, I hate it when I realize that I left my bra at home. But at least Jessica isn't pulling a Paris Hilton (YET!) and leaving her underwear at home. I never, ever want to get a mistaken glimpse at that!
By Kelly, on 2:21 PM
She's just lookin' to get laid. Showing her wares.
Women've been doing this since year zero.
By urghh of blurghh, on 2:31 PM
i bet jessica's trying to up the papparazzi ante now that ashlee is getting all kinds of attention. nothing cooler than a bimbo-sister-catfight.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
In pic 6 & 7 it looks like her bottom lip is bruised and that looks like a cut on her arm. Maybe she said no to daddy?
By Jess, on 2:50 PM
i'm with 10:34... where are the transparant/opaque/whatever pants for men..... i wanna see some dudes "showing their wares"
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
"Jessica, listen to Daddy. Give me the bra! You'll get a new boyfriend, and I'll get a...raise!"
"Okay, Daddy. Bye!"
"Wait! Even J.Lo has a nipple tweaker. C'mere, honey...ohhhhh yeahhhh..."
By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Ohhh yeah, baby. Show Daddy them sugar tits.
By Joe Simpson, on 3:05 PM
Gosh, you guys really showed me. I'm so ashamed. OK, "milk jugs" is out...
How about dirty pillows, beach balls, knockers, titties, hooters, grabbers, honkers, bouncers, big 'uns, melons, or water bags?
Milk, milk, lemonade, 'round the corner fudge is made...
Good for you, all.
By CK1, on 3:19 PM
does any one else think that she has the most god awful taste in shoes??? If i ever see those horrible brown sandley wedge things again! She ALWAYS wears them! Except for when she wears these ones with the seethrough plastic.............
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Ten bucks says Papa Joe is the most excited about these pics cuz he can now have a little 'private time' knowing what her boobs look like instead of only fantasizing about it.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
Where was her mom Tina when Jessica was deciding to wear this slutty dress in public?
It's not okay to look slutty for a photo shoot, but it IS okay to be slutty in real life? And the Simpson clan probably wonders why everyone calls them dysfunctional.
By michellek, on 3:54 PM
Hell, she looks to have a PENIS in photo 5. To the right of the big wrinkle in her dress.
Maybe she DOES have a sausage to go with those flapjack titties. :-O
By joejoe, on 4:09 PM
sugar tits
By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
total schlong in pic #5.....
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
She's got some ugly-ass toes. Check out picture #10 for a close-up.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
What is wrong with us uptight Americans? Over in Europe they wouldn't even blink at a pic like this. She showed her nips under a slightly transparent dress. WTF? Guys totally dig it, and girls love the feeling of no underwire or sticky, itchy pasties. She should show em off while she still can, which by the way doesn't look like too long...
By Exangel, on 8:17 PM
udderiffic!
By Anonymous, on 8:32 PM
I can't think of one place on this delicious tramp's body that I wouldn't like to rub, stick, slap, or thrust my d**k in. Jessica, I will be your boy toy. When I walked out of prison, I vowed that I would one day have a girlfriend as hot as you. Make me your man servant. Use and abuse me. I'll be your Aryan body guard. We can make beautiful love while watching Mel Gibson movies, as I stroke your blonde hair, call you "sugar tits" and hum German folk music.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
lmao 8:34.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 PM
her low-hangers are better than aguilera's.
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
Exangel...there is nothing wrong with us Americans. We just don't have chicks like this dropping out of the sky like in Sweden. In Sweden every chick looks like this and it's no big deal. In Los Angeles, I say paunchy Mexican broads most of the day so when I tune into this website and see a chick like this, my point of reference causes me to spooge my jeans. It's biological reality that blonde bimbettes like this cause every man to go completely insane. I would slit my brother's own throat for a chance to lick this chick's toes...we'll maybe that's going a little far. I'd lop off his head for a chance to lick her ass. Yeah, that's more like it.
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
They were worth the wait.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
Oh hell, sorry, but Europe is Europe, and this is America. And in America, it's considered trampy to wear a transparent top that shows your nipples.
But it's hyprocrisy the world over when your mom bars a slightly risque (if it were the 1950's maybe) photoshoot because it's slutty, and then you show up in public with your tits showing.
By michellek, on 11:03 PM
She needs to just do porn and get it over with.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 AM
Um, I'm from Europe and live in Europe and women here do not dress with their breasts showing like this and if a famous woman did it would be pointed out by the tabloids etc.
Just because some women go topless on the beaches here doesn't mean this philosophy extends to all other areas of life.
By european, on 4:58 AM
Again 2:02 and 2:04 those pics are amazing. Can you do some major research and fine her doctor? I'm serious. And I'm calling the plastic surgeon today.
And I'm only half-kidding. Oooh, perky, fresh, no bra boobies here I come!
By Anonymous, on 5:06 AM
I think she looks great. Her breast are really pretty too. I think another poster nailed it when they mentioned that she was being photographed in harsh light with flash bulbs that made the material more transparant than it might be in natural light.
It might be me but from a size standpoint I think Kelly Brooks breasts are larger than hers and she's suppose to only be a D?
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
Bras suck! They do. I never wear them (or else I spend the day fidgeting) and buy my professional clothes to hide the fact; otherwise I don't give a hoot or a holler what people think.
By What ho!, on 10:14 AM
what ever happened to the virgin christian good girl? I guess she can never have sex again since she is divorced, right??? I don't really care about her exposed nipples or her sister's nose, I just hate hypocrites! They pull the strong christian family act to make money and end being the biggest sluts of all - can I get an AMEN from my PTL posse!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
BUNCH OF HATERS....SHE HAS GREAT TITS AND EVERY GUY POSTING HERE WOULD DROOL AND TRIP OVER THIER OWN WORDS IF SHE WAS NAKED IN FRONT OF YOU!
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
^ Speaking from personal experience, Papa Joe?
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Anyone else notice the mutant 2nd and 3rd toes she's rockin' in the second full body pic? Damn girl
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
She left her brain at home too.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
Toes, titties and tons of other thoughts going through my head.........great shots, later....
By Blu~, on 7:47 PM
Not only are her shoes ugly, but they are too small! I can't stand it when people have too small shoes and their toes or heals are hanging off. Get a bigger size!
By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
she gets sluttier and sluttier since she left Nick...it must be hard work finding another dick
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
She's got some fugly feet! Get a pedicure!
By Anonymous, on 11:18 PM
you're jealous. you try having Double Ds on a tiny frame. it's hard because things don't fit and EVERYBODY'S boobs will eventually sag if they have ANYTHING that is worth bragging about. jealous jealous sad people. i think her tits look great and good for her for having PERKY DDs!
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
i dont care wat any of u say, id still do her
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
not bad in the blue dress, but she was hotter in 2001, when my balls were on her chin
-nick
By nick l., on 10:06 PM
Now I Know Why Nick chose Vanessa..
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
I have Size D boobs. There is NO WAY she has DD's! It is just impossible. There is no way in the world a woman with real DD's could go without wearing a bra. It just doesnt happen
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
there was some pics of her a little while back in a slinky dresses and her areola showing. her nips ain't that small. Check out google images by searching under her name.
By 7-point-7, on 12:36 PM
Please go to this websie to see Jessica had a boob lift.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html
By Anonymous, on 1:46 AM
there's no way in hell she's a double d. have any of you actually ever seen DDs? they're the size of a human head. my friend is a DD. jessica simpson?
no.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
I would smash the absolute granny out of that! Although I do prefer brunettes like Felicity Fey and Shay laren...
By Anonymous, on 3:28 AM
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