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Jon Voight Loves His Grandkids

107 Comments:

shakira's getting a little chubby. plus, she could use a boob job.

By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
That woman doesn't need to lose ANY weight! That ass is hot! That girl knows how to move. I'd love to have her dance on top of me.

By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
i can't watch the video right now, but holy crap, are you for real? he didn't know her name??! i hope your kidding.

By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
Jon Voight is so obvious, his problem with his daughter is easy. He didnt want her adopting these indigineous kids from Cambodia so that was his problem with Angelina. Angie being headstrong and probably stubborn did it anyway and had a falling out, then goes on to adopt a kid from Ethiopia to piss him off a little more.
Then she gets knocked up, and now the old man realizing he may never see his real blood wants to try hard to reconnect with upset little girl, even if it means hanging out with the second hand kids.

Another family drama played out to the public.

By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
OMG! He had to ask the reporter what Zahara's name is. That's fucking hilarious.

"Duh, what's my grandkid's name again?"

He's never even met her. Poor guy. Hahahaha1

By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Oh, God, that was classic. How embarrassing. I can't believe he asked to start over. He should have just walked away.

By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
i was having such a bad day until i read this. thanks a million. jon voight = tool.

and i'm also loving the shakira ass & crotch shots. awesome!

By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
I like Shakira's hair better in its natural color because brunettes who dye their hair blonde never look right. It always looks orange and fried. But she's still very hot. Those are some gorgeous curves. Lucky woman.

By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
way to go grandpa.

By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
I cannot stand to hear that chick sing, but I love watching her ass shake. She's much better with the sound off.

Oh, and, LOL @ John Voight. What a douche.

By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
shakira's drummer is hot.

By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
I feel bad for Jon. He's trying. I don't understand what Angie's beef is with him. Not many people have perfect parents. Once the novelty of parenthood wears off, I'm sure Angie will make her share of mistakes with her own kids.

By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Jolie's skinny veinny arms are so gross, plus shakira has always looked like a rape victim.

By Critical Whore, on 12:07 PM
Oh come on.. Can't remember a child's name? It seems a snippy cut to her.. and her children. No wonder she hates his guts!

By d mumsie, on 12:08 PM
I don't blame Angelina for hating him. To tell the world she had mental problems and then forget to mention one kid and mispronounce the name of another one? What a clown.

By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
don't blame him. how is he supposed to remember those weird names if whorelina won't even talk to him? and he got it right at the end

besides, shakira is hot! :)

By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
was sitting on that stool part of her act, or was she caught pulling the old one-cheek-sneak? she looks a little guilty

By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
dad and daughter are both narcissistic actors, and i'll bet her kids will grow up to write mommie-dearest books (she'll be a nightmare when she's older and no longer considered the most beautiful woman alive). but she's doing lots of good now, whatever her motivation, so he gets no sympathy - plus, when she kicks out brad within the next year, he can go commiserate with jon.

By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
I don't blame Angelina for hating him. To tell the world she had mental problems and then forget to mention one kid and mispronounce the name of another one? What a clown.

He didn't forget to mention one of the kids... there are only three... And so what if he has a hard time prounoncing the name of a child he NEVER sees... Maybe if Angelina wasn't such a self righteous b**** he'd get to see his grandchilden and be able to bond with and get to know them.

By Sundaydrive00, on 1:26 PM
What healthy parent goes after their estranged daughter's attention through the media? His attempts seem like harassment to me. The healthiest way to handle this would be to do so privately and leave the rest of the united states out of it.

By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
this here lara croft chick is a humanitarian and better than us and everything, and her dad's a tool, but in these picture she looks bug-eyed stone-faced C-R-A-Z-Y. maybe she needs to wear some blood or something.

By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
jon voight just needs to move on with his life and not pay any attention to Mangelina "homewrecker" Jolie and her kids because shes not gonna talk to him anymore.

and shakira is sexy. they way she moves and winds. OMG its sexy. shes not a perfect 10 but her body is killer and she has a cute face. the people in here rather have some blonde headed bitch with no ass or curves with wide ass hips and fake breasts. you poor poor fools will never have a gorgeous woman

By prettyboy, on 2:13 PM
i love how the car in pictures 4 & 5 has a flat tire. hahahahaha

By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
they way she moves and winds.

i agree, she looks a little farty. i've never heard somebody call it "winding" but ok.

By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
JHC, what straight guy uses "OMG" in their posts?

Not one.

By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
People bashing Jon Voight for not knowing the kid's name: rabid, fanatical Jolie fans (most likely over from justjared).

People who can understand how JV would have trouble remembering kid's name: normal people.

That is all.

By zeus, on 2:25 PM
i love how in pic 1, the girls are stairing at angelina instead of brad.

and why are angelina's arms sooo skinny and veiny, she looks quite malnourished.

By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
poor brad. he should be carefree and hitting the shakirapooper, instead of trying to shield Ms. Veinity

By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
prettyboy is too gay to function.

By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
i love how brad and angelina have totally made each other unattractive. it's awesome.

By S., on 2:42 PM
zeus, there's no excuse for not knowing your grandchild's name, even if you've never met her.

By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
i think maybe shakira just has an itch she can't reach

By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
i have his car

By Anonymous, on 2:45 PM
maybe she's slowly poisoning him

By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
she's going to get a hip pointer if she doesn't cut it out

By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
I too hate to hear Shakira sing. She sounds like a goddamn robot.

I also don't find her attractive.

Let the "you're a fag if you don't find Shakira hot" comments begin.........hahaha....

By joejoe, on 2:57 PM
damn shakira's body is gorgeoussss..

By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
I don't blame him. Angelina's a loopy whore. If she won't talk to her own father, than why should he acknowledge Zulu and Shishkabob?

Why can't these Hollywood fuckers choose real names for their kids?
It's like they're trying to outdo each other. "Well, Tom named his baby Suri... we better name ours Tablecloth Fistfuck Jolie. Earwig if it's a boy.

By J-Bird, on 3:07 PM
i dunno i kinda feel bad for JV.. he's just an old guy that wants to know his grandchildren and have his daughter back in his life.. or so it seems anyways.

By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
smokinn ass on her.. don't care for the maine too much tho she needs to tame that thing.

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
i think she has a very fine singing ass

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
The reason he doesn't know his granddaughter's name points to the fact on how ill-informed Angelina keeps him about her life, so it's really her fault, not his. Besides being old and nearly senile. He is pretty much right about her being crazy, she shouldn't take it so personally...who listens to their parents anyway? Damn, I didn't notice this before, but Shakira's got a huge ass...this must be a recent development, because I always thought she was so petite and slender. At least her tummy's nice and muscle-y, as for her ass, she needs to do some squats, it's getting to big for the tight pants she likes to wear...

By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
i think he just wants an excuse to go out carousing with Brad, then come back and say, "Hey Maddox, we went to a club and your dad just totally nailed this latin singing whore named ...uh...Shakira...and, uh, Sha-Shaheera, is it Sheera, Shahira?"

By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
critical whore, that's downright fucked up...Shakira looks like a rape victim? What kind of asinine comment is that? She has a voluptuous body and deserves to be raped? I find that pretty insulting and demeaning to women in general...and I hope you're not a woman cause I would think even worse of it coming from one...no woman asks to be raped no matter how she's dressed, and shakira is a singer and a "rock star" so they're given certain liberties with clothes as you can probably tell these days...unless you've been living under a rock or some shit...

By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
3:12, she's always had a huge ass. but it's firm and high and round, and there's nothing wrong with that.

By Anonymous, on 3:42 PM
"i think she has a very fine singing ass"

i'm splitting my gut laughing. good one.

By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM
My body is shaped a lot like Shakira's and I'm a white girl (my boobs are a little bigger, and they're real). I get a ton of compliments on my curves, but I always tell my less curvy girlfriends I wish my body was shaped like theirs so I wouldn't feel so "fat" by society's standards, but they all tell me they wish they had more curves so they could feel more "womanly." I guess you always want what you can't have.

Before you guys tell me I need to work out, don't bother. I work out 6 days a week and eat super healthy food. I'm not out of shape.

By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM
jon voight is a typical pathetic aging man. he was a shit father and a shit husband, banging anything in a skirt. now that he's almost dead, he's crying "i'd just like to get to know my kids and my grandkids"... fuck you, asshole. you had your time to create a family that respected you and you blew it.

By Anonymous, on 3:48 PM
3:48, there's nothing wrong with having an ass, good for you...and don't ever wish for a less curvy body because then you'll be like all the rest of the anorexics out there, they all look the same and the curvy ones are the ones that get that "fat" b.s. all the time from society...screw it, love your body and take care of yourself!

By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
August 29, 2006 3:48 PM -

No, you don't need to work out.
You do need to give me your phone number though. You just described the ideal woman.

By Fred, on 4:18 PM
be proud of what you have 3:48. your body type is rare amongst white-american women.

By prettyboy, on 4:23 PM
3:48, I'd let you take a dump on my chest.

By J-Bird, on 4:44 PM
So, tell me. If daughter eschews father, and father tries to make amends, whose fault is it?

Pointless.

By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
3:56, and the less curvy ones are the ones that get the "anorexic" b.s. from society. nobody wins. women aren't meant to look good.

By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
Shakira is hot! I would like to have a piece of that ass.

By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
"if Jon Voight ever wants to see his grandkids again, he'll have to disguise himself as a Haitian baby and leave himself on Angelina's porch."

SO TRUE! He only got the kid's names wrong because he isn't even aloud to know them...of course he doesn't know their names. But then again, they aren't difficult names to remember...

I've always found it odd that AJ hates her papa so much for cheating on her mother, yet she's gone down the same adulterous path. Ironic.

By Anonymous, on 7:42 PM
How come there's always someone who has to talk about how they think they look like a certain celebrity? Get over yourself.

By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
Dear John,
STFU. You are late for you autopsy you decrepid old fool. Your opninon matters not.
--Brad

By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
My dentist's name is Jon Voight. He used to drive a convertible.

Angelina Jolie needs to quit sleeping in coffins and quit collecting children. And quit screwing other chics men.

By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
You can tell he really, really wishes Shakira were his "granddaughter."

By Anonymous, on 9:05 PM
my grandmother sometimes calls me by my sister's name. to be fair, she's an asian immigrant with 9 kids and 21 grandchildren and 4 great-grandchildren, a 3rd grade education and believes that it rains because god cries.

if JV can memorize movies scripts that have more than two pages in length, he can try to remember the names of his three grandchildren no matter how "foreign". if not, he should keep his mouth shut and not mention them whenever a camera is within one block radius.

By Anonymous, on 9:15 PM
It's very funny how people are claiming anyone who thinks it's stupid that Voight can't tell his granddaughter's name must be a rabid Jolie fan.

His daughter is only the top celeb in the news right now, and her three kids rank pretty high too -- Zahara merited a Us Weekly cover when she was adopted, and has been photographed almost constantly since then, whether it's with daddy or mommy.

It's not like Tom Cruise's kids, who were pretty much invisible for years. Considering the number of times Zahara's name is mentioned in connection with her mother, it's really ridiculous to blame JOLIE for her father not knowing the kid's name.

It's not a secret, and it's mentioned constantly; there's no reason why he shouldn't remember it, with or without his daughter. So yes, it is Voight's own fault.

By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
more pics of shakira's hot butt. k thx bye

By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
Amen 10:10, half the free world knows what color Shiloh's first poop was because of the media coverage. He has no excuse for not knowing Zahara's name because she received almost equal media coverage.

And what's with talking to a paparazzi camera like you're grandpa with a camcorder at the family reunion? Sending a message to Maddox via Entertainment Tonight? awesome.

By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
Not cool to forget your grand kids name...

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By cindy, on 7:43 AM
"if Jon Voight ever wants to see his grandkids again, he'll have to disguise himself as a Haitian baby and leave himself on Angelina's porch."

Hahaha! I LOVE this site! Some other blogs out there try way too hard to be funny and always fall short.

Ahem, anyway... look, there ARE times when you have to cut family members out of your life especially if you've tried and tried and the only way you can have a productive, peaceful life is if you move on without them. We've had to cut out my brother-in-law because he is a hateful, selfish person who also happens to be a substance abuser (alcohol, coke, etc). This choice came after years of putting up with crap just for the sake of "family" but all those years were just filled with pain and chaos. Sometimes you just have to cut your losses.

By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
Shakira is hot but she sounds like a goat when she sings.

By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
Shakira is not hot! Her hips are too wide and she has no tits! Her mane is all messed up with bleach 'n stuff and her face is nothing to write home about. Plues, her singing (more like squealing) is unbearable! Go back to Mexico!

By the way, I'm from Mexico, and yes, I do know she's actually from Colombia, but she'll never go back to her own country because of all the kidnappings and terrorist attacks, etc.

By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
He is stupid not to know zahara's name. Angie is very famous and everyone know her kids names. He should learn not to mention a family bussiness in public.That's why he is cut off in the first place. He was a shit husband and a shit fahter. she has a right not to talk to him. He just need to learn how to shut his mouth.

By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
i just think that shakirHEY HOW ABOUT SOME NEW STUFF

By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Shakira is HOTTTT, but that hair has got to go.

By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
"Shakira is not hot! Her hips are too wide and she has no tits! Her mane is all messed up with bleach 'n stuff and her face is nothing to write home about. Plues, her singing (more like squealing) is unbearable! Go back to Mexico!"

Geez, another moron who thinks narrow-hipped women with humongous tits are hot.

By get a life, on 11:02 AM
if she had giant tits she'd tip over every time she did her butt-out ready4anal pose (so, every couple of minutes when she "sings")

By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
"Geez, another moron who thinks narrow-hipped women with humongous tits are hot."

No, you're the moron. I like women with NORMAL hips, not narrow and not too wide like Shakira's, and SOME tits, not non-existent ones like Shakira's.

Shakira's body is very much like Kelly Clarkson's so why is she considered "Hot"? Just because she's Latin?

By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Thank you to the Jon Voight bashers for proving my point in your comments.
You have your heads so far up AJ's butt you can't even see how one-sided and unobjective your 'arguments' are.

Now, which one of you will accuse me of being a "Jen fan"? lol

By zeus, on 1:34 PM
speaking of music

"Paris Hilton's "Paris" becomes the highest debut for a new solo female pop artist this year with a No. 6 entry."

billboard.com

By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
I am not a HUGE AJ fan, and I happen to think that Jon Voight is one of the best American actors working today, however, he really made an ass out of himself. At the very least he comes across as being a bumbling old fool.

By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Shakira has an absolutely gorgeous figure and a gorgeous body. Yeah, the hair needs to go but other than that she looks like a she'd a complete animal in bed. Even I'd fuck her..never swung that way but would make an exception.

And Todd - You're hilarious. Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Poor guy. That video was painful to watch.

By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
LOL! That's funny.....the Shakira pics. Good one.

I'm with Angelina on this one. She loves her dad, she forgives her dad, but she also knows her dad and he's toxic. If no one can clearly see that the man has a selfcentered bent than they're blind. He is manipulating the public, and it seems to be working with some as the sympathy meter seems to be more concerned with the poor grandad who first refers two the adopted kiddies as "the others," and then when he DOES attempt to call them by name he calls out anothers. Hey, if even the haters know the kids tags, dont you think the grandad should. JV is full of it.

By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
"I happen to think that Jon Voight is one of the best American actors working today..."

isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?

By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
Jon Voight is definately a better actor than Angelina, that's for damn sure.

By Anonymous, on 3:04 PM
Shakira's body is very much like Kelly Clarkson's so why is she considered "Hot"? Just because she's Latin?

I really hope you were being sarcastic........

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
I think Jon Voight is a great actor too. He's also crazy as hell though

By Brion, on 3:28 PM
AJ did forgive her father and let him back in her life - remember they did Tomb Raider together. But soon after the movie came out - and she adopted a non-white baby - he came out with the statement not JUST that she was mentally unstable BUT that her kid (he wouldn't even use the kid's name) be taken away from her.

her current feud with her father is not just about what he did when she was a kid, but what he's done in the past few years to her and her family.

She should never have let him back in the frist place, and she won't be making the same mistake again as he could be harmfully to her children to Let him back. Once an ass always an ass.

By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
Well it all comes down to common sense now doesn't it? Angie cut off relations with her father because he used the media to make statements about her that embarrassed her.

So what does he do to endear himself to her good graces. He uses the media to make statements that embarrass her. Again.

If every blogger in America knows her kids names why doesn't he? He looked like he was trying to imply that he was an "in touch" grandfather who kept up with his grandchildren's birthdays. He ended up looking like a pathetic fool when he couldn't even remember their names.

By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
Shakira has a large full apple bottom. Kelly Clarkson suffers from "tank ass".

By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
"the people in here rather have some blonde headed bitch with no ass or curves with wide ass hips and fake breasts."

shakira loooks pretty blonde to me...and her hips are very "curvy." how do remain with wider hips and big (fake or otherwise) breasts have "no curves?" that doesnt make sense

By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
right on 5:12!!!

By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
those pix of shakira masturbating on stage are excellent.

By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
who says "right on!" anymore??? lmao

By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
i reckon i'll have me some apple bottom pie um-hmm

By Anonymous, on 9:09 PM
that video.. made my fucking day.

By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
Apple bottom? Huh? WTF?

By Anonymous, on 11:24 PM
sucks to be white, don't it 11:24.

By Anonymous, on 5:41 AM
sorry 8:48. i meant to say "that comment was off the chain, yo, holla."

i forgot that you have to speak wigga on this sight.

By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM
Midnight Cowboy FTW

By Der Steppenwolf, on 8:29 AM
Give Jon Voight a break. Its not like Angelina names her kids "Mary" and "Bob." Being that he talks to Angelina as much as the rest of us do, how can he be expected to remember their names?

Also -- anyone notice that Pitt has a massive tattoo on his left wrist now (unless it was just for a movie) and more often than not wears too-long sleeves in public to hide it?

By Piquebu, on 11:10 AM
the tatto says "Jennifer you were right she's crazy help me" and he flashes it to the cameras whenever SHE isn't looking

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'll lick Shakira's ass like there was no tomrrow!

By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
The tat is for Ocean's Thirteen. Rusty Ryan, his character, has that tattoo.

By Camilla, on 7:04 PM
Do you people not get that whatever happened between Angelina Jolie and her Father are between them? Jon Voight was one of the greatest Actors in his time besides Sean Connery. Both of which aren't getting any younger. Why you bash Jon Voight for getting senile? That is lame. Angelina Jolie should be thanking her Father for giving her the skills and door to her great career. Whatever they are arguing about can't even be worth not speaking for 4 years. He has made so many efforts to be a part of her life and his grandkids lives. He probably hasn't even met Maddox or Zahara or precious Shiloh speaking of which none of you seem to recall her name. At least he got the "S" part right. When your Father dies life is never the same. I can't believe someone, Angelina Jolie, would not take every moment to spend with a Father who is alive and who has supported her. Besides he had a right to voice out against the whole brother incest thing which was gross. But he still loves her. She should be thanking the Father who gave her LIFE.

By me, on 9:53 PM
You cannot say a father is a father because he had sex with your mama and you poped out. He is retarded and No im not an AJ super fan and yes I hate that ugly broom Jenifer Aniston, but JV is an ass. You can pronounce Sarah right because that is more or less it...you can at least mispronounce her name but Shakira? Old fool, by the way AJ mother is dying so I could understand why she would be emotional enough not to want that prick in her life.

By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM
I just wonder what poor little shakalina,shakena,sasaphras or whatever the kids name is thinks when those big bulbous lips come at her for a good nite kiss. And if you ask me i think angie could use a visit to the dentist.

By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
"Do you people not get that whatever happened between Angelina Jolie and her Father are between them?" - me

I hope you take that to heart, you hypocrite, and not write a whole fucking essay about how Angelina should live her life.

By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
lol, that is soo funny, john voight is my hero:) and angelina looks like a deer in head lights in one of these pics. plus, she dresses like a grandma, at least the shoes are nice

By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM
Im a women and i can say that Shakira is well HOT!!! i love her body it is amazing! she is not fat she is curvy and sexy as hell. Her boobs are the right size, if they were any bigger than thay would be heading south in a few years! Im a D cup and at the moment mine are perky coz im young but i know im my late thirties they wont be. So no she does not need a fake tit job at all ewww! Her songs are amazing and her voice is fab! i love her she is my insperation :)

SHAKIRA TOTALLY ROCKS!

By Anonymous, on 12:02 AM