IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: K-Fed Got a Job

K-Fed Got a Job

59 Comments:

he'll be awesome. kfed rules.

By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
Wanted what to be natural? Is he going to be ad libbing? the wonderful and highly talented actor that he is? Ugh.

By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Ah Britney, ever so classy.

By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Fuck. I'll never be able to watch CSI again.

Why couldn't his acting debut have been on something more appropriate? Like COPS, where he'd fit right in playing the idiot who runs and gets shot in the crotch.

How the frig does this guy get hired for this shit? That's what I want to know!

By Vigilante, on 12:24 PM
he looks exactly like a Germanic god. no wonder there's such jealousy and hate.

By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
She dresses that way on purpose now, doesn't she? I mean, I just can't think that someone would actually put that on and think they looked good. Crazy.

By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
She dresses that way on purpose now, doesn't she? I mean, I just can't think that someone would actually put that on and think they looked good. Crazy.

By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
It's so awesome, she thinks she looks great in a nightie...and for some reason no one stops her because they want to see her look this bad on purpose I suppose. Or maybe K-Fed is a dumbass, or maybe he's really smart because if he said something he might rock the boat and end up stranded with no money...

By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Why? Seriously why? I don't even have the energy to post a comment. Why?

By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
as Daniel Edwards (nude Britney giving birth statue) pointed out, she looks exactly like a modern fertility goddess. no wonder there's such jealousy and hate.

By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM
Stupid CSI. First they let Bijou Phillips on an episode and now KFed? All respect, it is lost.

By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
K, 12:29 and 12:51....what have you guys been smoking?

No, wait! Wait! I can do it too, watch:

(In my best redneck drawl)

"Aw, SHEWT. Dat Britney look just like the cute girl down at the Piggly Wiggly, ya know? The one with that purdy mouth? An' everyone know her boyfriend's uncle's brother gots the best truck in town. An' she gets to ride in it. Tar-nation! No wonder there's so much jello-see an' hatin'!"

Ahem. The author of this comment would like to point out that the above imagined quote in no way reflects her views and opinions of Southerners in general. In fact she would like to make it perfectly clear that Southerners rock, as long as they're not three-time-GED-failin'-wife-beatin'-peanut-butter-and-marshmallow-sandwich-eatin' redneck idjits.
Thank you, that is all.

By Vigilante, on 1:07 PM
The wigger is too stupid to realize it's type-casting at its finest; well except for the 'menacing' part (the only thing he's a menace to is American popular culture; worse than Osama). He's even flattered, the dumbass.

By the casting couch, on 1:18 PM
First, looking like a fertility goddess is not a compliment. It translates to, "She has an enormous butt, fat legs and she's only good for spawning more rednecks."

Secondly, Grendel was not a Germanic god, luv.

By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Nothing more than a casting gimmick to garner attention and headlines.

But it's CSI. CSI, goddammit! They are still high enough in the ratings to not have to rely on a stunt like this. Geez..

Jerry Bruckheimer or Anthony Zuiker, which of the two should get punched for this??

By joejoe, on 1:29 PM
lotsa northerners here...hateful bunch, really, the war was long ago

By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM
Why is the disgusting walrus holding UP her nightshirt? Is she afraid we couldn't see enough of her fucking legs???
Shitney needs to be shot. Now.

By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
Why? For the love of God, why??? There are these people called "stylists." They can help you. Please, Britney, call one.

By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
"pissed in his pants"? i guess that was to be expected.

By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
shitney makes me embarassed to be an american. i think i'm going to turn in my passport.

By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
Man that SCAR on her knee is just hideous. Actually the knee is hideous too, the whole leg and the other leg too. Okay she is just plain hideous overall.

By Charlie, on 2:25 PM
Horray for Kevin! Musician, and now actor! I always knew his undeniable talent would be recognized. and Yea! to Brit, too! Looking great!

By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
The only possible redeeming grace of this moment would be if one of the harassed investigators jacked him hard enough to at least render him mute (I can hope for a coma on my own time, but I don't want to use up all of the room on my Christmas list on just this).

Britney ... That girl is going to die on the toilet one of these days, mark my words. It's her fate.

By Stephanie, on 2:35 PM
i would give anything to be Britney's toilet. she's the hottest pregnant woman ever.

By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
All of the people who defend Britney Spears look like this.

By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
that's a very new and original trick

By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Oh my. I love CSI and now I know that K-Fed also loves the show and he is going to be on it. Fuck.

If he really wanted to show off his acting chops why not play something with a little grit? A trannie or a wall street guy with a real job or something? We've already seen him pretending to be a badass in real life.

Oh well I'm sure he'll suck no matter what.

By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
he'll be brilliant, maybe the next de niro. they have a very close resemblance. he'll have a long and successful career as an actor in tough-guy bad-boy roles. he is sooooo hot!

By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
God, I hope these K-Fed fans are kidding. If not, they're a bunch of fat black girls with wigger fetishes. Just like Shar Jackson.

By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
2:46, all the people who defend F-Ked and Britney look like this:
http://www.keiths.org/Redneck-Humor/you-might-be-a-redneck.jpg

And I'm pretty sure there's only ONE fan. He/she isn't bright enough to vary his/her language, and doesn't come across as very bright.

By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
Dear World,

Cowboy hats are ugly, all right? And they don't look good on you, or anyone.

They *especially* don't look good in the following situations:

1. Worn with wispy dresses.
2. On pregnant and/or otherwise chubby girls.
3. On short girls.

If you're going to wear a cowboy hat, be damn sure you're built and dressed appropriately. Be tall, be thin, and wear something masculine, yet hot. Like well worn jeans, for instance, and a well-fitting white oxford. It's still going to look fucking stupid, because cowboy hats are fucking stupid, but it will look better than the example we're seeing here.

Cowboy hats, like big clompy platform flip-flops, make dumpy short women look dumpier and shorter, particularly if said dumpy short woman is wearing a lingerie-like dress.

Just fucking stop it, all right? Look in a mirror before you leave the house.

By S., on 3:09 PM
Wow. That role is just TOTALLY different for him. I mean, golly, an arrogant punkass - how is he going to pull THAT off?

By scamps, on 3:52 PM
You're all missing the most hilarious part of all- he's expected to play a TEENAGER. Dude is 28. What, was Luke Perry busy that day?

By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
It would be much better if he played himself, a dead human that has ferret or weasel type facial characteristics. Everyone would stare in repulsion while Gil Grissom got out his book to identify the syndrome. Then Nick would do a sexy strip tease for me while everyone else tries to figure out who among the masses has the biggest reason to want to kill Kfed. Could take forever.

By Anonymous, on 5:33 PM
Kevin is hot and hung like a stallion! He rules!

By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
^ Clay Aiken, is that you?

By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
^ (to the dude lying behind him)

By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
(voice filled with hope)

By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
(and excitement)

By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
"Aw, SHEWT. Dat Britney look just like the cute girl down at the Piggly Wiggly, ya know? The one with that purdy mouth? An' everyone know her boyfriend's uncle's brother gots the best truck in town. An' she gets to ride in it. Tar-nation! No wonder there's so much jello-see an' hatin'!"

lol

By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
Britney, you look fabulous! Go girl!

By Anonymous, on 8:52 PM
^ LOL!!

By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM
I love you Kevin, you're an incredible hottie!!! Keep on rulin' while the haters are droolin'!!!

By Anonymous, on 5:39 AM
OH MY GOD BRITNEY I LOVE YOU!!! DONT EVER CHANGE!!! LOVE YOU!!! BRITNEY!!!

By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
dear anon 3:01pm,

please don't insult black females like that.

or the overweight.

only pathetic, delusional lowlifes would find k-fed appealing...in other words white trash hillbillies.

or your mama.

thank you.

By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
Please, give the guy a break! Enough all ready. Why not make your own decision before just jumping on the hate K-Fed wagon.

By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
^ LOL!

If you're not kidding, you're an idiot.

By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
he's such a beautiful man.

By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
2:09, he looks pretty much like every brain-dead redneck in the midwest, which is what makes his rap career all the more laughable. He's no more street than I am, and I'm pretty much the antithesis of street.

Take from someone (originally from Kansas) who knows. If this were 1985 (or if he were born in, say, Springfield MO instead of Oakland or wherever he's from), he'd have a mullet and a cross earring hanging out of one ear, and the bed of his Ford pickup would be filled with empty Budweiser cans.

Britney is his ying, and it's entirely fitting that she's under 25 and pregnant with her second child in under a year. (Although if she hadn't gotten lucky and put off her fate for a few years, she'd be under 25 and pregnant with #4.)

They are made for each other.

By S., on 3:15 PM
um, k fed has a job already. he studs himself out for brit! every kid he makes for her gets him more cash! he has fun all summer long on her dime, shes to bloated to partake and she calfs in the fall to leave winter free for sex and dorito binges! he's actually very smart when you think about it, all he has to do is keep her pregnant for the rest of her life! or until her uterus is dragging on the ground behind her along with those mudflaps she used to call teets!

By rawkie, on 3:49 PM
the "hate k-fed wagon"?

where can i get a schedule for that thing? i know about 200 people who would like to jump on.

By Anonymous, on 5:54 PM
i'm so happy we're slow to update because i can keep looking at these lovely brit pictures

By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Well, if Madonna's ex, Carlos Leon, could make an appearance on "Law & Order" then I guess K-Fed could make one on "CSI". Maybe he'll be a better actor than rapper. His wife can't sing and is a major media ho so they make a perfect fit.

By Anonymous, on 1:17 PM
Ha, ha, ha, I think this is all hilarious news. Just the other day I was pondering the mastery of The Federnator. I'm telling you, it's gonna be "Fire!", people! "Fire!"

By the boy, on 1:31 PM
K-fed can suck my c0ck while i strangle him, and force him to lip synce to his fuckin song.

By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
KFED was perfect as a feckin' thug on that show.. HE WAS JUST AS I SUPPOSE HE IS IN LIFE, A TOTAL JERK

By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Eish , Kfed should'nt try the movies or series his rapping ain't good and he has no talent try dustbin cleaner great career options their Kfed

By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
Not suprised, paris is always sleeping around and evidently she carries STD's with her too

By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
What a couple of losers Britney and Kevin are. SO shocking they are divorcing. Just poor white trash both of them. She's an ass for marrying a low life scum like him and she's gotten what she deserves. He's a loser, always will be and now can't even hang on Brit's coat tails. Oh, and great job in the empty NY concert.

By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM