Kate Bosworth Can Eat

54 Comments:

  • Well at least she eats carbs, and an entire head of lettuce and cigarettes...so totally healthy, you can tell she just pukes it all up in the end, especially the bread, that shit makes your ass big, doesn't she know that, HELLO?!!

    By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

  • wow, that fag next to her sure looks pale and washed out. he better get some new make-up, stat.

    By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM  

  • Jenny, you ate a WHOLE wheat thin? I usually have to split one in half to get it all down in one sitting.

    By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM  

  • You joke, Jenny, but that penultimate paragraph could have come out of any number of pro-ana sites.

    You prolly knew that but, still, kinda scary, eh?

    By ladies who lunch, on 4:47 PM  

  • A plain old lean, grilled chicken breast would have been better than that bowl of bread if she's looking to get even skinnier. That girl is a bag of bones. It's really gross.

    By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM  

  • I had two almonds and a whiff of air for lunch.

    By Rowan, on 4:59 PM  

  • She used to be so pretty before she lost all that weight. Now she just looks disgusting.

    By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM  

  • Does she really think she looks good now?

    She was just about perfect in "Blue Crush". Unlike other actresses or performers with fat rolls that we claim looked "so much better", Kate did look better in that movie, still thin with some muscle on her. No fat rolls on that girl at any point.

    She'll be singing with Karen Carpenter soon.

    By Anonymous, on 5:26 PM  

  • damn....i'm eating some shake n bake chicken with velveeta shells and this just makes me feel obese.

    well atleast she got some carbs in.

    By prettyboy, on 5:38 PM  

  • why eat at all? there's probably all the calories she needs in the cigarettes.

    By Anonymous, on 5:51 PM  

  • but don't you all see her master plan? when she was a normal weight, she was just another dime-a-dozen blonde actress. now that she's anorexic, she's in the news all the time for it. daily headlines are the holy grail to these freaks. we're rewarding her bad behavior by caring, even if it is just to make fun of her.

    By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM  

  • I had some thick Georgia ozone. But I burned those calories when I farted

    By Brandy, on 5:57 PM  

  • mmmmmm Georgia ozone. phewwwww

    By chuggdog, on 6:04 PM  

  • It's bad enough that Kate is this skinny, but she is constantly wearing dresses that expose her entire back. Seems she's happy to look like this.

    By Anonymous, on 6:26 PM  

  • Those Georgia ozone calories come from all the BBQ, I wonder if Kate inhales the air down South at all? She might be scared she'll gain a calorie so she holds her breath, hence the reason why she sometimes looks like she has boobs.

    By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM  

  • She should try the cigarettes and vodka diet. It worked wonders for me in college, and is definitely healthier than cigarettes and bread.

    By Kitty X, on 6:32 PM  

  • Yeah, but the cigarettes make the vodka taste bad. I prefer to just lick a lemon and then drink the vodka. Or was it drink the vodka and then lick the lemon? See? I can sit there thinking about it for hours and end up not eating anything!

    By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM  

  • (__dick___)

    By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM  

  • It is so sad, these people who think that unhealthy skinny is pretty. She has a nice bone structure, but she is too skeletal. I'm a girl, but tell me - do twentysomething guys now prefer bony instead of the healthier look as shown by Monica Belluci or Jessica Biel? I do not know, but I'm dead-set curious as to whether men want to jump bones that might impale them or snap...

    By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM  

  • anorexia is lame

    By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM  

  • I'm a girl, but tell me - do twentysomething guys now prefer bony instead of the healthier look as shown by Monica Belluci or Jessica Biel? I do not know, but I'm dead-set curious as to whether men want to jump bones that might impale them or snap...

    i've not really seen evidence that guys prefer this bony look. most of us agree that lindsay lohan was way hotter as a voluptuous beauty. personally, i like many different shapes of women. i find some skinny girls attractive, but not anorexic skinny. of course guys have different tastes. the olsen twins found guys to fuck them. but i would take a voluptuous girl over those skeletons any day.

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM  

  • she's just gross. lollipop head.

    By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM  

  • She looked good in Blue Crush. As much as I hate stubby thunder-ass women like Kelly Clarkson, Kate could add a bit of muscle for sure.

    By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM  

  • Have you seen her back? Reminds me of archeaological finds.

    By Chance, on 11:17 PM  

  • do twentysomething guys now prefer bony instead of the healthier look as shown by Monica Belluci or Jessica Biel?

    And what makes you think that Hollywood actresses listen to what guys prefer? I hate to offer the same old jaded opinion, but Hollywood (and i'm talking producers/casting people here) seem to prefer skeletal. I don't think it's down to personal relationships.

    By sam991, on 5:20 AM  

  • the heaping bowl of bread was a condiment container.. yeah.. lay off the lettuce wedgies girl! That must hurt and be cooly soothing at the same time., hahaha

    By d mumsie, on 6:34 AM  

  • I want to feel bad for these dumb anorexic bitches but then I don't. They deserve ridicule for their weakness.

    By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM  

  • I definitely think anon 5:55 is on to something. Would we be talking about her if she showed up to her movie premieres looking all gorgeous and healthy? She's on the cover of US Weekly and People by being anorexic...and really what matters more than covers?

    Note: we talked about Kate Hudson for about 30 seconds during her recent movie promotion campaign. She did nothing newsworthy so her outfits were commented on and we moved on.

    By Anonymous, on 7:49 AM  

  • "ladies who lunch" said penultimate and quoted a Sondheim tune.

    Will you marry me?

    By CK1, on 8:46 AM  

  • You're a fat pig, Kate Bosworth. Maybe you could try exercise, since your boyfriend isn't workin' off all that in the bedroom. What I want you to do is cut the strip of lettuce off of this head with your sharp, pointed chin. Beats the pants off my knife. Then I want you to write the magazine a thank you note for trying to hide your anorexia with the word "heaping". Good girl. You are excused to puke now.

    By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM  

  • God she needs help. Is someone going to have to die before these actresses wake up? Has the tragedy of Karen Carpenter already been forgotten? Why the fuck isn't Orlando doing something?

    By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

  • My lunch:

    An ice cube and the nail off my pinkie.

    I felt so guilty afterwards I threw it up, then did six laps around Albuquerque.

    By House of Mayhem, on 12:27 PM  

  • Ah. Beautiful. When I read what her lunch was, I almost cried. What dedication. What pride. Bravo Kate Bosworth. You're a real pro.

    By Mateo, on 12:56 PM  

  • She is begining to make Kate Moss look hefty. I agree with a previous poster that being "scary skinny" keeps her in the news and sets her apart from the countless other blonde twenty something actors out there.

    I hope she doesn't lie and say that she eats like crazy but just can't seem to be able to gain weight. I hate it when anorexic women do that.

    By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

  • It's freaky weird. Her head looks normal sized but compared to her shrunken body it looks overly large.

    I don't even recall really thin high fashion models suffering from the bobble head phenom like these actresses do. What gives with that?

    By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

  • ck1 -
    Ha ha ha. I'm a guy; a straight one (guess it was hard to tell).
    Glad you enjoyed the comment though. Better luck next time. ;)

    By ladies who lunch, on 1:36 PM  

  • She should stay on the diet, she looks good.

    By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM  

  • oh my god. i just licked a leaf of lettuce and touched a piece of bread for lunch.

    i feel so fat.

    (barfs)

    By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM  

  • I sympathize with these women with eating disorders. Yeah they are rich and beautiful, but they are people too. And to see them kill themselves is a sad thing to watch. It doesn't matter how many people tell her she's skinny or too skinny, she doesn't see it, and won't until she's ready.

    By Jessica, on 4:06 PM  

  • "I don't even recall really thin high fashion models suffering from the bobble head phenom like these actresses do. What gives with that?

    August 08, 2006 1:22 PM "

    I've seen a lot of fashion models with this. the super grossly thin ones are all runway models though. some people are naturally thin and small all over, so they dont look strange emaciated. when you diet way below your ideal weight, thats when you start looking like crap.

    By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM  

  • ""I don't even recall really thin high fashion models suffering from the bobble head phenom like these actresses do. What gives with that?"

    Basically, it's because the skinny models are so much taller than the bobbleheaded actresses. There's a different porportion between head and body on a woman who's scrawny and six feet tall, and a woman who's scrawny and five feet tall.

    Most of the skinny actresses we love to cluck over are about the size of Nicole Richie - about five feet. Certainly Bosworth can't be more than 5'3".

    FYI one of the reasons the actresses starve down to such low weights is that they look taller on film than they really are. When the camera sees stick legs and a very narrow body, it produces the image of a tall person. Like, when "Baywatch" was on, I thought Pamela Anderson was a big tall amazon - but she's about 5'2" and very skinny (everywhere but her chest).

    By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM  

  • This trend will only stop temporarily, and that is when some prominent starlet dies Karen Carpenter style. Then the public will lash against the anorexic trend and Hollywood's unhealthy standards, and the starlets will gain about two pounds and present themselves as newly healthy.

    Another few months, and they'll starve off those two pounds and be scary skinny again.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM  

  • She deffinitly needs help. Her lunch is small, but when you become that skinny, your metabolism is smaller so just eating a few things can make you full. Will take time before she figures out she's gone to far and needs to work on a having a regular diet again.

    Depressing how fame can turn perfectly healthy bodies into skeletons.

    By JJ, on 7:26 AM  

  • ^ pamela anderson is 5'7 (according to both IMDB and wikipedia), which is slightly taller than the average woman. and kate bosworth is 5'5; at least you were close there.

    but point taken.

    By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM  

  • "^ pamela anderson is 5'7 (according to both IMDB and wikipedia),"

    Most actors claim to be several inches taller than they really are.

    By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

  • We need to stop being sympathetic toward these fools. If Bosworth doesn't want to eat,who cares? Only in this country(and in the UK,I suppose) do healty people starve themselves for the sake of their "careers."

    By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

  • Who was I reading about that was 5'7 and weighed 97 pounds...was it Kate? Cause that is fucking GROSS...she even weighs less than Nicole Ritchie...!

    By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM  

  • Wait, think it was Posh Spice actually...

    By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM  

  • #August 08, 2006 9:57 PM

    Thanks for that excellent explaination about the bobble head phenom. I had never really thought about it like that but it makes perfect sense. Thank you for the dash of common sense!

    By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM  

  • Another reason why actresses starve themselves is to be able to fit into the sample size clothes that designers send them for free. With papparazzi following them around, they can't wear the same thing twice, and they want to be praised as "fashion muses." But most of the sample size clothes are a size two or zero, so they have to adjust themselves to fit. And think about it. Nicole Ritchie and Lindsy Lohan dressed really well after getting all anorexified, ditto Jessica Simpson. Plus it's free publicity for a "Too Skinny?" photo spread to feature your new Gucci dress on a girl who's a human coat hanger.

    By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM  

  • i would put her legs all the way behind her neck and head and give her one hell of a ride.

    By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM  

  • Kate needs to eat a quarter pounder

    By jaz, on 7:44 PM  

  • I think her legs would snap off if you did that. Oh and by the way Mateo you are a Creep. Really good to applaud such behavior.

    By Anonymous, on 7:33 AM  

  • I think if you bent this bicthe's leg the would snap right in half oh and Mateo you are a Creep thats great to applaud that behavior.

    By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM  

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