The only thing wrong with this chick is that she's dating the dude from titanic. Thos pictures of her the other day at the beach were absolutely gorgeous. No woman looks that good naked.
where on that body is there too much fat besides her big tits... I suppose nicole richie is hotter... yes girls who wear the same size pants at 9 yr old boys have always turned me on..
What the hell is so special? She looks like any other girl. Maybe they should have polled men. Duh. Of course women are going to choose one who looks like "one of their own" and not some freakishly hot supermodel.
Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on November 23, 1979) is an English fashion model, television presenter, actress, and swimwear designer who came to fame as a Page 3 girl. Brook's picture soon began appearing in other lad mags such as FHM (repeatedly landing in its list of the "100 Sexiest Women of the Year") and Loaded. She topped the 'FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005' list, which was said to have polled 15 million people. In a poll over 5000 women in April 2005 for Grazia magazine she was considered to have the best British female body. She ranked 5th at 'FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006' list. Brook has also done a large amount of commercial swimwear, sportswear, and hosiery modeling, and a limited amount of nude & semi-nude modeling. Recent modelling work for Triumph Bras caused quite a stir because of specially commissioned 50-foot high billboards of Brook's bust.
Yeah, she's hot n' all, but the more I get told over and over again how 'amazing', 'fuckable', 'gorgeous', etc she is and [insert some joke about multiple masturbation here] the less and less I see it with her.
She's just not quite hot enough to have this much attention lavished on her. There so so many other Page 3, FHM girls that're just as hot, if not hotter.
In sex appeal (for heterosexual men, anyway)...no.
Riiight...
If believing Jessica Biel to be hot makes me gay, then I'm sure millions of men all over the world will be interested to know that they aren't heterosexual anymore either. And every guy who voted Jessica Biel the sexiest woman alive last year (Esquire) are gay now too? Sure thing bud.
I question the validity of this poll when Twiggy and Kate Moss are on it. One is literally a twig and the other belongs on the underside of a rock. I'm noticing a nature theme here...
/p.s. If thinking Jessica Biel is sexy makes me gay, then i'm gayer than David Gest on gay pills, wearing a feather boa.
Sad that that many women voted for coked-up pukers like Moss and Twiggy. That sucks. I still don't get all the hype about this Kelly Brook chick though. Certainly well built but I wouldn't look twice if I saw her on the street. OH well. I think my vote would be for Gisele because she's thin but not bony and always looks great. Whatev.
that girl is so cute..you can never put Mansica Biel in the same category as her. If you do you're either a gay man or a jealous fat girl, who wishes you looked like this beautiful woman.
she looks great in pics 4 and 5, wearing something super-tight. looks like her circulation was cut off a little bit, though. she'd probably find something that fits better at Lane Bryant.
I'm sorry, I absolutely fucking do not understand how people could describe her as "fat" or even "chubby." I've never really seen her except in these pics, but she looks very well proportioned to me. her figure looks great. you can say you dont think she's all that, you can say she's average looking, you can say you prefer a different body type, but fat? come on.
I still don't get all the hype about this Kelly Brook chick though. Certainly well built but I wouldn't look twice if I saw her on the street. OH well. I think my vote would be for Gisele because she's thin but not bony and always looks great. Whatev.
Wow, dude. Those posters on your wall aren't real life. Look outside, that's a real street out there, man!!
Oh yeah, Gisele. I hope that was meant to be sarcastic becuz Gisele's face is fucking busted.
She was in Survival Island with Billy Zane. Wasnt a good movie but if you want to see Kelly running around in a bikini and see her tits then it then becomes a good movie.
Her naked on the beach w/ Billy razzis I was stunned, her tits are perfecttttttto...and this is coming from a woman.
Her face is pretty but not overly so, id say she has one of the best "real woman" or fantasy bodies out there. Like in all those drawings like Louis Royo(sp?) Fantasy art -ect. Shes def what I would consider sexy. She also has nice long legs.
No way for almost half of the decades girls mentioned. Marilyn is a 100% given. Heck she is still known by even the idiots who try to be like her but can never be her cause, unlike them, she was more complex within. These guys, unfortunately, some my age, can't even muster enough fake depth to pretend to be anything more than whores trying to be something iconic. I'm not certain about Farrah and am less certan about Kate. Where the hell are the Crawfords and what not. As much as we would all bone these girls mentioned in their prime, if guys were asked it would very likely be quite different.
She looks like a woman. She´s not fat, not ugly. Jessica Biel is also beautiful, not manly. Do you have a problem with women working out? Start working out yourselves! Seems like some of you have a lack of self-esteem! I bet you guys don´t have girlfriends half of any of these girls´ potential.
"she's not fat compared to average people, but in modeling standards, yes she is" she's not a fashion model. for "making people jack off" modeling she's a pretty good standard. I'm smarte 4 a modale
hmm from those photos, i'm not impressed. never heard of her, but whose boobs don't look like that when theyre smushed together like that? and her face? ehh. not impressive at all. she looks like a million other girls out there.
11:05, If she's fat I'm a fucking pig... why is it that some people want everyone to look like toothpicks is beyond me...is looking like a Holocaust victim supposed to be attractive? It makes me want to shove hamburgers in their mouths not want to fuck them at all...
whoa! she looks like ben affleck in the "kelly brook is confusing" photos. But otherwise, she's a very hot and naturally beautiful lady. The posters who think she's fat are gay or women, in either case they like to suck cock.
look, in an interview Kelly herself said she can't wear corduroy pants because of the fire potential. she said she knew she was on the full-figured,voluptuous side of things, but attributed her success to "pimply guys love thunder thighs." let's just say she knows her market.
she takes good glamour shots but if you've seen billy zane's movies (especially the earlier ones) you know by now he's defiled her in every imaginable way. and he's giving you that shit-eating grin.
a poll of 2500 women, and they choose both Twiggy and Kate Moss. face it: women push the skinny ideal much more than men (at least heteros), whether they're fashion editors or just overly critical moms. not one too-skinny girl would have landed on the same poll if men voted.
Seinfeld got it right: ELAINE: Why do they call it a wedgie? GEORGE: Because the underwear is pulled up from the back and ... it wedges in.. JERRY: They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare. ELAINE: Boys are sick. JERRY: Well what do girls do ? ELAINE: We just tease some one 'til they develop an eating disorder.
Man it's a warped, plastic worshiping world we live in when people can not appreciate a beautiful, young, real woman like Kelly.
Jeeze, doesn't anyone know what a real woman with a real body looks like anymore? Yeah, she might get chunky later in life but right now, at this age....she's perfection.
lol@"television presenter". she takes her clothes off for a living, why couldn't the writer just say that? she shouldn't be confused with sexy women who have actual talent.
when you're feeling lazy and can't conjure up a decent fantasy, she's useful because you can look at her pictures and beat off. that's about it. why pretend she's more than that (skeet target).
Aug 26, 4:59: I'm not against Holocaust victims being fashionable (but even making that point is totally sacrilegous considering how much Jews suffered in WWII), but it's wrong to think that looking like you're starving is attractive in ANY way...if I would have said an Ethiopian famine victim, I would have been labeled anti-Ethiopian...so what's the point?
78 Comments:
She's fat!
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
She's nowhere near as hot as Kate Winslet? Where's her wrinkles, I mean facial expressions?!?
By bitter 30 year old woman with wrinkles, on 10:09 AM
i question your taste in "hotness" sometimes todd, but you're on the money with this one.
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
i suppose she'll do.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Ever start to hate all the hot women you see because you know you'll never have sex with them?
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
The only thing wrong with this chick is that she's dating the dude from titanic. Thos pictures of her the other day at the beach were absolutely gorgeous. No woman looks that good naked.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
where on that body is there too much fat besides her big tits...
I suppose nicole richie is hotter... yes girls who wear the same size pants at 9 yr old boys have always turned me on..
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
I'd hit it.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Kelly Brook is done. Make way for Keeley!
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Wow.
I have nothing negative to say.
My penis is becoming blood-engorged.
By J-Bird, on 11:49 AM
True that. DOUBLE TRUE!
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Kate Moss?? Best body of the 90s? What a fuckin' joke!
She has NO body.
By joejoe, on 1:26 PM
Jessica Biel > Kelly Brook (who the fuck is Kelly Brook anyway?)
By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM
What the hell is so special? She looks like any other girl. Maybe they should have polled men. Duh. Of course women are going to choose one who looks like "one of their own" and not some freakishly hot supermodel.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on November 23, 1979) is an English fashion model, television presenter, actress, and swimwear designer who came to fame as a Page 3 girl. Brook's picture soon began appearing in other lad mags such as FHM (repeatedly landing in its list of the "100 Sexiest Women of the Year") and Loaded. She topped the 'FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005' list, which was said to have polled 15 million people. In a poll over 5000 women in April 2005 for Grazia magazine she was considered to have the best British female body. She ranked 5th at 'FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2006' list. Brook has also done a large amount of commercial swimwear, sportswear, and hosiery modeling, and a limited amount of nude & semi-nude modeling. Recent modelling work for Triumph Bras caused quite a stir because of specially commissioned 50-foot high billboards of Brook's bust.
Other than that, she's pretty much a nobody.
By Todd, on 1:58 PM
"Jessica Biel > Kelly Brook"
...in bench-pressing capacity, sure.
In sex appeal (for heterosexual men, anyway)...no.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
Right on the money this time, my boy.
By todd's mom, on 2:12 PM
plastic surgeons should have her photos taped to the o.r. walls while they do procedures.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
Ha ha ha, Kate Moss best body of the 90s.
That's what you get when you ask women's opinions on other women.
By pew research, on 2:31 PM
Yeah, she's hot n' all, but the more I get told over and over again how 'amazing', 'fuckable', 'gorgeous', etc she is and [insert some joke about multiple masturbation here] the less and less I see it with her.
She's just not quite hot enough to have this much attention lavished on her. There so so many other Page 3, FHM girls that're just as hot, if not hotter.
By contrarian, on 2:45 PM
Raquel Welch in "One Million Years BC" was way hotter than Twiggy.
I know Kelly Brook's a fox, but has she been in anything? Or is she another Brooke Burke post-millenial "spokesmodel" chick?
By Hyperbole, on 2:56 PM
"Jessica Biel > Kelly Brook"
...in bench-pressing capacity, sure.
In sex appeal (for heterosexual men, anyway)...no.
Riiight...
If believing Jessica Biel to be hot makes me gay, then I'm sure millions of men all over the world will be interested to know that they aren't heterosexual anymore either. And every guy who voted Jessica Biel the sexiest woman alive last year (Esquire) are gay now too? Sure thing bud.
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
Caption for the 10th picture:
"I have cute toes..."
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
I question the validity of this poll when Twiggy and Kate Moss are on it. One is literally a twig and the other belongs on the underside of a rock. I'm noticing a nature theme here...
/p.s. If thinking Jessica Biel is sexy makes me gay, then i'm gayer than David Gest on gay pills, wearing a feather boa.
By sam991, on 3:28 PM
Putting Jessica Biel's ass on Kelly Brook. That would make me awesomely gay.
By Todd, on 3:39 PM
Sad that that many women voted for coked-up pukers like Moss and Twiggy. That sucks. I still don't get all the hype about this Kelly Brook chick though. Certainly well built but I wouldn't look twice if I saw her on the street. OH well. I think my vote would be for Gisele because she's thin but not bony and always looks great. Whatev.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Reminds me of the “cute one” in teen girl squad. I’d hit it, but only if she turned into a ham sandwich and beer after I was done.
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
kelly brook is so sexy.. jessica biel is a man
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
that girl is so cute..you can never put Mansica Biel in the same category as her. If you do you're either a gay man or a jealous fat girl, who wishes you looked like this beautiful woman.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
fake tits, chubby, blank look. yeah, hot.
By Anonymous, on 8:49 PM
those tits are real
and she's not chubby at all, the bikini pics prove that
By Anonymous, on 9:37 PM
she has nice pouty lips. like a fish. like a big fat fish.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 PM
her little hint of an asschin is adorable. was that there back when she was thin?
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
she looks great in pics 4 and 5, wearing something super-tight. looks like her circulation was cut off a little bit, though. she'd probably find something that fits better at Lane Bryant.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM
i like her face, but not her body. it's too "voluptuous"..
well, FAT, if you want me to be honest.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 PM
I'm sorry, I absolutely fucking do not understand how people could describe her as "fat" or even "chubby." I've never really seen her except in these pics, but she looks very well proportioned to me. her figure looks great. you can say you dont think she's all that, you can say she's average looking, you can say you prefer a different body type, but fat? come on.
By Anonymous, on 11:08 PM
fake tits, chubby, blank look. yeah, hot.
You can't be a Page 3 girl and have fake anything. But you probably already knew that there didn't you buddy?
By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM
I still don't get all the hype about this Kelly Brook chick though. Certainly well built but I wouldn't look twice if I saw her on the street. OH well. I think my vote would be for Gisele because she's thin but not bony and always looks great. Whatev.
Wow, dude. Those posters on your wall aren't real life. Look outside, that's a real street out there, man!!
Oh yeah, Gisele. I hope that was meant to be sarcastic becuz Gisele's face is fucking busted.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 PM
she's not fat compared to average people, but in modeling standards, yes she is. especially in pic number 4; her midsection looks pretty big.
but it's mainly because she has naturally big breasts. you can't expect a woman to have that rack and be skinny as well.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 PM
She was in Survival Island with Billy Zane. Wasnt a good movie but if you want to see Kelly running around in a bikini and see her tits then it then becomes a good movie.
Her naked on the beach w/ Billy razzis I was stunned, her tits are perfecttttttto...and this is coming from a woman.
Her face is pretty but not overly so, id say she has one of the best "real woman" or fantasy bodies out there. Like in all those drawings like Louis Royo(sp?) Fantasy art -ect. Shes def what I would consider sexy. She also has nice long legs.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 AM
No way for almost half of the decades girls mentioned. Marilyn is a 100% given. Heck she is still known by even the idiots who try to be like her but can never be her cause, unlike them, she was more complex within. These guys, unfortunately, some my age, can't even muster enough fake depth to pretend to be anything more than whores trying to be something iconic. I'm not certain about Farrah and am less certan about Kate. Where the hell are the Crawfords and what not. As much as we would all bone these girls mentioned in their prime, if guys were asked it would very likely be quite different.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
Mother of God...I think they are right. She is perfection, but does she give good head? Without the latter it just doesn't matter.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
She looks like a woman. She´s not fat, not ugly. Jessica Biel is also beautiful, not manly. Do you have a problem with women working out? Start working out yourselves! Seems like some of you have a lack of self-esteem!
I bet you guys don´t have girlfriends half of any of these girls´ potential.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
"she's not fat compared to average people, but in modeling standards, yes she is"
she's not a fashion model. for "making people jack off" modeling she's a pretty good standard.
I'm smarte 4 a modale
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
11:05<----Nicole Richie
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
Gisele the Man has nothing on this girl. Go get your vision checked.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
hmm from those photos, i'm not impressed. never heard of her, but whose boobs don't look like that when theyre smushed together like that? and her face? ehh. not impressive at all. she looks like a million other girls out there.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
11:05, If she's fat I'm a fucking pig... why is it that some people want everyone to look like toothpicks is beyond me...is looking like a Holocaust victim supposed to be attractive? It makes me want to shove hamburgers in their mouths not want to fuck them at all...
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
so you're saying Holocaust victims can't be attractive. after all they've been through, now you're saying they're ugly too. total anti-semite.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
she's not fat. she'll be fat, that's for sure, it's just a matter of time - she already looks a little thick in every sense of the word.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
given your initial premise, shouldn't you be shoving bacon in their mouths
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
whoa! she looks like ben affleck in the "kelly brook is confusing" photos. But otherwise, she's a very hot and naturally beautiful lady. The posters who think she's fat are gay or women, in either case they like to suck cock.
By Anonymous, on 5:20 PM
in a few years, she'll be doing the pic 5 pose but saying "honey will you help me with my girdle?"
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
look, in an interview Kelly herself said she can't wear corduroy pants because of the fire potential. she said she knew she was on the full-figured,voluptuous side of things, but attributed her success to "pimply guys love thunder thighs." let's just say she knows her market.
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
she's not fat. like many other women, when she wants to put her hands in her pockets, she has to take her pants off. no big deal.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
i can understand that some guys think jessica biel is mannish, given how toned she is. some guys prefer somebody more girlish, like, say, lance bass.
By Anonymous, on 7:32 PM
she's cute in a "which one is my left shoe" type of way. if you're into vacant plumpers she's the bomb.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
she takes good glamour shots but if you've seen billy zane's movies (especially the earlier ones) you know by now he's defiled her in every imaginable way. and he's giving you that shit-eating grin.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
a poll of 2500 women, and they choose both Twiggy and Kate Moss. face it: women push the skinny ideal much more than men (at least heteros), whether they're fashion editors or just overly critical moms. not one too-skinny girl would have landed on the same poll if men voted.
Seinfeld got it right:
ELAINE: Why do they call it a wedgie?
GEORGE: Because the underwear is pulled up from the back and ... it wedges in..
JERRY: They also have an atomic wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. Very rare.
ELAINE: Boys are sick.
JERRY: Well what do girls do ?
ELAINE: We just tease some one 'til they develop an eating disorder.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
Man it's a warped, plastic worshiping world we live in when people can not appreciate a beautiful, young, real woman like Kelly.
Jeeze, doesn't anyone know what a real woman with a real body looks like anymore? Yeah, she might get chunky later in life but right now, at this age....she's perfection.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
i'd hit her fat pooper. (it's not a complicated topic, folks.)
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
you don't have to be nicole ritchie to think she's fat. she isn't FAT FAT, but she is too fat to be for example, a VS model.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 PM
wow, some jealous women here, eh? fat? ugly? get your heads out of your asses.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
lol@"television presenter". she takes her clothes off for a living, why couldn't the writer just say that? she shouldn't be confused with sexy women who have actual talent.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
when you're feeling lazy and can't conjure up a decent fantasy, she's useful because you can look at her pictures and beat off. that's about it. why pretend she's more than that (skeet target).
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
nice server
By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
she's the girl if you're trying to lose weight. just get in bed with toast and sliced peaches, and she'll bring the cottage cheese.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
the people who are saying she is anywhere near fat are fucking idiots.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
fapfapfap to the flabalanche
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
i agree with 8:48. bend her over, jiggle-jiggle-kapow, next. why all the fuss.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
No I'm the best, haven't you guys heard!?!
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
Aug 26, 4:59: I'm not against Holocaust victims being fashionable (but even making that point is totally sacrilegous considering how much Jews suffered in WWII), but it's wrong to think that looking like you're starving is attractive in ANY way...if I would have said an Ethiopian famine victim, I would have been labeled anti-Ethiopian...so what's the point?
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
ethiopian??? she's not skinny at all. in fact, if she's not careful she's going to eat her way out of her career.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
Gotta give August 27, 2006 7:22 AM a bump.
Jealous women is fucking right.
By red blooded straight guy, on 1:47 PM
or, guys with 20-20 vision who've actually been with women. there's nothing wrong with being a chubbychaser, just call it what it is.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
^ Child molester. OK?
By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM
"hmm from those photos, i'm not impressed...she looks like a million other girls out there." sour grapes, monitor masturbators!
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
4:01 that's disgusting, child molesters are NOT OK. sicko
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
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