next day, she's saying "Kevin I gave you your chance. Now help me to the terlit. I got a turtle head pokin out. I'm not kiddin', I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Ooooh, it's squidgy! Ach, Christ, I'm gettin all emotional from it."
Britney just doesn't know how to dress herself. The dress is nice--quite stylish and seems everyone is wearing them, the jewelry is okay, but the HAT? Why not a simple straw hat? Or no hat at all? Nope. Looks terrible.
Wow, that last pic looks like she is still auditioning for the Joker role in Batman Dark Knight. I hope Heath Ledger didn't have his heart set on this, because I think Britney wins it hands down.
I think that would be kind of embarassing actually. No one showing up to your after-party...but then again the performance itself was embarassing enough...case closed...
i am getting tired of this girl. what is WRONG with her?
brit, i told you before (and now it's probably too late, but it's your last, best chance) - lock yourself up and avoid all cameras until:
1) you pop that kid 2) you cut kfed loose 3) you've spent 2080 hours with a publicist, trainer, makeup artist, stylist, manners coach, and grammar teacher
re-emerge slim, toned, and sans: bubble gum, bad extensions, ugly unflattering clothing, and your wedding ring. offer no explanation for any of it, don't talk about your ex-husband, don't promise a great new album, don't talk shit. just keep your fucking mouth shut, look as pretty as you can, release another painfully bland album, and hope to christ people's memories are short.
How much you wanna bet this party cost Britney another 30K or something? You KNOW it was not underwritten by a record company. That is so lame. He is costing her a fortune.
Talk about "Toxic" They are both Hollywood poison now. NO ONE will want to be seen with either one of them.
Nobody realizes he's still working at a whole different leve. Lose Control and the after-party were in-jokes, just like Popozao. When he starts with the real music and after-parties, you'll all be blown away. just you wait. it'll be soon. any time now. i can feel it. gonna be great. yep.
you know...i watched his performance...and it didn't really "suck", but i'm not saying it was good either. but then again i think most rap sounds like shit live anyway. well and in the studio...and period.
I am not a KF fan and to be honest, I did not think his performance was very good. However, it was just as good as any other rap performance I have seen recently, including those done by established "artists" from that genre. And there have been times when his behavior has really gotten on my nerves, to say the least. However, it seems to me that Kevin is trying very, very hard to build a career of his own and that he has no desire to be the sponge that we have all accused him of being. We may not think his music is very good, but we can't honestly say that he isn't working hard creating it. There are a lot of people in Hollywood who work a LOT less than Kevin does, yet don't take nearly as much flack. I'm not going to jump on the K-fed fan wagon, but I'm also not going to disparage him just for sport. I think that everyone needs to remember a few things before rattling off the easy, predictable cheap shots:
1. He NEVER pursued Britney. She pursued HIM from day one. 2. He did NOT propose to Britney. She proposed to him. 3. He is NOT the perpetually unemployed member of that family. That would be Britney, the baby machine who does not know how to work birth control. 4. He is not remotely responsible for the way Britney dresses or conducts herself. 5. He is not the parent who is too stupid to work a car seat. 6. He is not the one who came up with the idea of selling photos and videos of their private life.
Kevin definitely has his faults, starting with his aversion to showering and being white. But the biggest redneck in that relationship is Britney. Because he did not grow up in a world where people were paid to think for him and to wipe his butt for him, he at least has some common sense
Therefore, I feel very sad to learn that no one showed up for his party. If he had been a big hit, all of those shallow asstards would have clamoured to be seen at his party. After all of the crap he has taken because of his attention-starved, ignorant wife, I think he deserved some support for at least trying to make something of himself. In light of all of the bad press he has received, I think it took a lot of guts for him to make his debut on national television and while I cannot, in good conscience, applaud the performance itself, I do applaud his effort.
"however, it was just as good as any other rap performance I have seen recently"
- Exactly... In other words, it was a fucking embarrasment. That shit is not music. Rap is garbage... there's no talent involved in limping around a stage with your pants at your ankles and rhyming, I don't care how many times you've been shot at during the Source Awards. Learn how to play an instrument, or stop pretending you have talent. There's no shame in playing 2nd fiddle to your fat redneck semi-retarded skank of a wife, right?
I'm not above cheap shots...K-Fed as a rapper sucks big! I couldn't even listen to the whole song, I so wanted to puke. Also seems to me that most comments are regarding his wife or other people rather than him. That tells me that no one is interested. K-Fed, get a clue! Stick to what you ARE good at...dancing!
OMG!!!! I was laughing so hard reading that no one showed up for the after party except Brit. That should be his big clue to give this rap thing a rest and get a real job!
OK, what is with Britney's jewelry? I swear that thing around her neck came from the dollar store. Please tell me she didn't pay more than a dollar for it.
Hey I thought his rap sucked, and I'll probably get alot of crap for saying this, but I think he is as cute as can be and I heard he's hung like a horse.
11:55, did he inseminate shar jackson, the nonworking wb princess, so he could leech off of her?
the thing about k-fed is that he, like a few other guys i know, has superhero sperm that can get through virtually any egg in front of it. sounds glib, but i'm serious. any guy who can get two women pregnant, twice each, inside what, four years? has some pretty intense sperm. haha.
so if you're a fucking retard who doesn't take your pill properly, or who declines the condom because you 'want to feel him', you're going to get knocked up.
and the thing about britney is that she's a moron who said early on that she wanted to be a 'young mom'. that first one wasn't kfed inseminating her for the cash; that first one was her being a starry-eyed imbecile.
as for the second, well, if rumours of the pre-nup are true, i'll concede your point.
This is why these two make the perfect trailer trash couple. They share delusions. He thinks he is talented and she thinks she looks good in those outfits.
look at these pictures of brit and compare them to her cover on People. People magazine should have to print a disclaimer, considering how much they photoshopped that cover picture. Her face is as round as a plate. She has no cheekbones.
look at these pictures of brit and compare them to her cover on People. People magazine should have to print a disclaimer, considering how much they photoshopped that cover picture. Her face is as round as a plate. She has no cheekbones.
Is it me, or does Britbrit resemble the Mayor from "Nightmare Before Xmas" in the 2nd pic? Yikes. I was never fooled by this trollop-she's always looked like a homely redneck.
Well, at least the upside of the Muslims nuking us and taking us over is that they will certainly deal with the likes of K-Fed. If I'm an infidel to them, then I know K-Fed and Brittany are in deep doo doo. We'll never have to look at Brittany again because the Muslims will throw one of those nifty burkas over her head.
73 Comments:
Killing ten hookers is more difficult than you might think.
By unfrozen caveman lawyer, on 9:59 AM
Is She wearing Johnny Depp's hat from the secret window?
By pfeif, on 10:05 AM
it all finally starts to sink in on that last picture
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Marlee Matlin showed up too, saying that Kevin was a great musician (as far as she could tell)
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
she is REEEEEEEEEEEPULSIVE!
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
Mischa Barton and the Olsen twins. guess they were trying to keep the food budget down.
By Anonymous, on 10:20 AM
Damn, Britney is one nasty looking ho.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
I was there, the only reason I went was to kick him in the balls.
By CK1, on 10:24 AM
pfeif, I was TOTALLY thinking that.
Wtf is up with picture 2? She looks like she's got a hunchback.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
i don't know what to say. You mean Paris & Crabby did n't show up either?
By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
By Cat5, on 10:38 AM
next day, she's saying "Kevin I gave you your chance. Now help me to the terlit. I got a turtle head pokin out. I'm not kiddin', I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Ooooh, it's squidgy! Ach, Christ, I'm gettin all emotional from it."
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Does she not have mirrors in her fancy trailer. Seriously, did she put this hat, look in the mirror and say, "Dang, yall, this looks really cute."
By Cat5, on 10:41 AM
CK1 said...
I was there, the only reason I went was to kick him in the balls.
I was under the impression that he only had one...
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
Britney just doesn't know how to dress herself. The dress is nice--quite stylish and seems everyone is wearing them, the jewelry is okay, but the HAT? Why not a simple straw hat? Or no hat at all? Nope. Looks terrible.
When will she learn?
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Todd <3's me!
By Brandi Love, on 10:58 AM
That's a potent ball then. Every time he sleeps with a chick she's all spawned up.
By CK1, on 11:06 AM
Wow, that last pic looks like she is still auditioning for the Joker role in Batman Dark Knight. I hope Heath Ledger didn't have his heart set on this, because I think Britney wins it hands down.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
He thinks he's "talented"?
Will someone please explain to me (a 34-year-old white male) what exactly is a "talented rapper"?
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
somebody who thinks dr. seuss is "an incredible artist"
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
looks like Brit-nay left her eyebrows at home.
By olichka, on 11:39 AM
Funny, I misread the title as " Kevin Federline Emasculated" Still, we can hope....
By flap, on 11:47 AM
I think that would be kind of embarassing actually. No one showing up to your after-party...but then again the performance itself was embarassing enough...case closed...
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
there really IS no limit to her horrible taste.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
jessica showed up right after the party, just as it said to on her invitation
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
hilarious 10:40!
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
she looks like she got a lobotomy.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
10:20 - that is too funny :)
Britney: you look like DOGSHIT in that ugly black hat. i want to punch you in the face.
By Annie, on 12:16 PM
Leave Dr. Seuss out of it!
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
i am getting tired of this girl. what is WRONG with her?
brit, i told you before (and now it's probably too late, but it's your last, best chance) - lock yourself up and avoid all cameras until:
1) you pop that kid
2) you cut kfed loose
3) you've spent 2080 hours with a publicist, trainer, makeup artist, stylist, manners coach, and grammar teacher
re-emerge slim, toned, and sans: bubble gum, bad extensions, ugly unflattering clothing, and your wedding ring. offer no explanation for any of it, don't talk about your ex-husband, don't promise a great new album, don't talk shit. just keep your fucking mouth shut, look as pretty as you can, release another painfully bland album, and hope to christ people's memories are short.
By S., on 1:00 PM
so...ummmm...anyway...
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Marlee Matlin showed up too, saying that Kevin was a great musician (as far as she could tell)
August 23, 2006 10:15 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl!!
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
August 23, 2006 10:40 AM -
Oh snap! Shit, now I'm feeling sorry for that stupid wigger, again.
By general cucombre, on 2:12 PM
More people would show up to a party for killing ten hookers.
By waingro, on 2:15 PM
How much you wanna bet this party cost Britney another 30K or something? You KNOW it was not underwritten by a record company. That is so lame. He is costing her a fortune.
Talk about "Toxic" They are both Hollywood poison now. NO ONE will want to be seen with either one of them.
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Nobody realizes he's still working at a whole different leve. Lose Control and the after-party were in-jokes, just like Popozao. When he starts with the real music and after-parties, you'll all be blown away. just you wait. it'll be soon. any time now. i can feel it. gonna be great. yep.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
you know...i watched his performance...and it didn't really "suck", but i'm not saying it was good either. but then again i think most rap sounds like shit live anyway. well and in the studio...and period.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
2:35p, lollerskatez.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
he's hot, just look at him. he'll get the last laugh when his album goes platinum.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
I am not a KF fan and to be honest, I did not think his performance was very good. However, it was just as good as any other rap performance I have seen recently, including those done by established "artists" from that genre. And there have been times when his behavior has really gotten on my nerves, to say the least.
However, it seems to me that Kevin is trying very, very hard to build a career of his own and that he has no desire to be the sponge that we have all accused him of being. We may not think his music is very good, but we can't honestly say that he isn't working hard creating it. There are a lot of people in Hollywood who work a LOT less than Kevin does, yet don't take nearly as much flack.
I'm not going to jump on the K-fed fan wagon, but I'm also not going to disparage him just for sport. I think that everyone needs to remember a few things before rattling off the easy, predictable cheap shots:
1. He NEVER pursued Britney. She pursued HIM from day one.
2. He did NOT propose to Britney. She proposed to him.
3. He is NOT the perpetually unemployed member of that family. That would be Britney, the baby machine who does not know how to work birth control.
4. He is not remotely responsible for the way Britney dresses or conducts herself.
5. He is not the parent who is too stupid to work a car seat.
6. He is not the one who came up with the idea of selling photos and videos of their private life.
Kevin definitely has his faults, starting with his aversion to showering and being white. But the biggest redneck in that relationship is Britney. Because he did not grow up in a world where people were paid to think for him and to wipe his butt for him, he at least has some common sense
Therefore, I feel very sad to learn that no one showed up for his party. If he had been a big hit, all of those shallow asstards would have clamoured to be seen at his party. After all of the crap he has taken because of his attention-starved, ignorant wife, I think he deserved some support for at least trying to make something of himself. In light of all of the bad press he has received, I think it took a lot of guts for him to make his debut on national television and while I cannot, in good conscience, applaud the performance itself, I do applaud his effort.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
waaaay too long 4:26. this isn't a phD class....
By Anonymous, on 4:55 PM
Uh, 4:26, when you have to use the word "therefore" in a blog comment, it might be an indication that you've SAID TOO FUCKING MUCH!
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
I love how 4:26 starts with "I'm not a KF fan" and then goes on writing a 1,000 word essay defending his dumb ass. How retarded.
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
nobody showed up because they were still trying to get through the first draft of that comment
By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM
2. He did NOT propose to Britney. She proposed to him.
she only did that because she had knocked him up, and wanted to do the honorable thing.
still a little puzzled about how making him a bottom props him up. maybe brit was good enough to give him a wedding nite reacharound
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
"however, it was just as good as any other rap performance I have seen recently"
- Exactly... In other words, it was a fucking embarrasment. That shit is not music. Rap is garbage... there's no talent involved in limping around a stage with your pants at your ankles and rhyming, I don't care how many times you've been shot at during the Source Awards.
Learn how to play an instrument, or stop pretending you have talent. There's no shame in playing 2nd fiddle to your fat redneck semi-retarded skank of a wife, right?
By J-Bird, on 7:52 PM
as i stated previously in Article 205 Section 107b Paragraph 12, i have nightly wet dreams about kevin
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
By any standards, he was really awful. Why does she blindly support him?
By Lennox532, on 9:47 PM
because he keeps skeeting in her eyes
By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM
99% of live rap performances are people verbalizing/screaming over a pre-recorded track or record.
In other words, it's goddamn Karaoke at best. Yes, I'm putting live rap on the same level as Karaoke.
In defence of the drunk Karaoke nuts at your local bar, rappers are TWICE as tone deaf. ;)
By joejoe, on 10:09 PM
I'm not above cheap shots...K-Fed as a rapper sucks big! I couldn't even listen to the whole song, I so wanted to puke. Also seems to me that most comments are regarding his wife or other people rather than him. That tells me that no one is interested. K-Fed, get a clue! Stick to what you ARE good at...dancing!
By catgirl, on 8:30 AM
OMG!!!! I was laughing so hard reading that no one showed up for the after party except Brit. That should be his big clue to give this rap thing a rest and get a real job!
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
OK, what is with Britney's jewelry? I swear that thing around her neck came from the dollar store. Please tell me she didn't pay more than a dollar for it.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
ok i agree that k-fed is no worse than most other rap stars, and that he seems to be working hard to establish a rap career.
BUT you forgot to mention that he inseminated britney so he could leech money off her. wtf is up with that shit. he's a straight-up golddigger!
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
Hey I thought his rap sucked, and I'll probably get alot of crap for saying this, but I think he is as cute as can be and I heard he's hung like a horse.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
and i thought she waddled because she's pregnant
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
i don't know, i heard the celebrity at his after-party said he was overrated
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
KFed is Clever Hans?
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
i think it was that he once had horse up his bung
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
Britney did Not attend.
There is video and pics of Kevin's arrival at lime-light.org... Britney went straight home after the awards.
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
Britney wasn't even there.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
11:55, did he inseminate shar jackson, the nonworking wb princess, so he could leech off of her?
the thing about k-fed is that he, like a few other guys i know, has superhero sperm that can get through virtually any egg in front of it. sounds glib, but i'm serious. any guy who can get two women pregnant, twice each, inside what, four years? has some pretty intense sperm. haha.
so if you're a fucking retard who doesn't take your pill properly, or who declines the condom because you 'want to feel him', you're going to get knocked up.
and the thing about britney is that she's a moron who said early on that she wanted to be a 'young mom'. that first one wasn't kfed inseminating her for the cash; that first one was her being a starry-eyed imbecile.
as for the second, well, if rumours of the pre-nup are true, i'll concede your point.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
This is why these two make the perfect trailer trash couple. They share delusions. He thinks he is talented and she thinks she looks good in those outfits.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Brittany = buckethead
By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM
Even worse than being one of KFeds friends after his performance, would be being Mrs. Federline.
Can you imagine the convo?
"Oh Kevin baby, that was sooooooooooo good!" (with chomping gum)
"I know I totally rocked the house. Just like I nailed my GED scores."
"Oh Kevin, you were like soooooooo good. Really."
"I'm going to kill it even more on my next performance at the Grammys. I'll have them bustin' out. I'll win every Grammy they got."
"Oh baby! (chomp chomp on the gum) you were like sooooooo totally hot. Really."
By SK, on 5:59 AM
look at these pictures of brit and compare them to her cover on People. People magazine should have to print a disclaimer, considering how much they photoshopped that cover picture. Her face is as round as a plate. She has no cheekbones.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
look at these pictures of brit and compare them to her cover on People. People magazine should have to print a disclaimer, considering how much they photoshopped that cover picture. Her face is as round as a plate. She has no cheekbones.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 AM
Jason Alexander looks better every day! He's probably thrilled to have escaped this version of hell.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM
Is it me, or does Britbrit resemble the Mayor from "Nightmare Before Xmas" in the 2nd pic? Yikes. I was never fooled by this trollop-she's always looked like a homely redneck.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
10:07 on the 23rd...that was effin hilarious
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
Is it a shock that Shitney is a nobody has-been? Geez.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
Well, at least the upside of the Muslims nuking us and taking us over is that they will certainly deal with the likes of K-Fed. If I'm an infidel to them, then I know K-Fed and Brittany are in deep doo doo. We'll never have to look at Brittany again because the Muslims will throw one of those nifty burkas over her head.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 PM
and the "out of left field" award goes to...
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
Post a Comment
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com