she is so poorly educated!! half of everything she says makes NO SENSE.
"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be,"
its just a huge run on sentence, which she concludes by stating her aspiration is to be a pin up. well go do playboy, smartie.
and taking shooting lessons to go to Iraq? she's not fighting the war. she's probably not even sleeping in the same crappy conditions as the poor troops, much less doing their job. why would she have to shoot at anyone? its not like anyone is going to shoot some little handgun at her. if anything she'll get blown to pieces by a bomb. duh.
1. It's nauseating that she calls Clinton "Hillary" like they're best buddies. Does she also refer to George, Bill and Dick? Uh, scratch that last one -- we know who she's best buddies with.
2. She resembles Monroe the same way a rat resembles a gazelle. They're both mammals, and there the resemblance ends.
Lohan needs a lot of makeup and lighting help to look above average, whereas Monroe was naturally, freshly beautiful as a teen, as a young starlet, and as a thirtysomething woman (the age when most of them start wilting or looking plastic). And Marilyn could act. Granted, she was not given the most demanding roles, but she COULD act as something other than what she was.
3. Shooting lessons? SHOOTING LESSONS? Try lessons on what to do in a war zone full of bombs. Like the military would let her have a gun in Iraq.
4. The war is terrible enough. Do the soldiers have to hear her whining how mean her daddy is too?
5. The worst part is how she talks about how she's always aspired to be a sex-kitten pinup. Why stop there, Blohan? Why not say "I always aspired to be a Playboy bunny!"
The worst thing is that poor Monroe aspired to be something far, far more than a pinup sex kitten -- she wanted to be a serious actress. I guess Blohan can't understand that mentality.
Good to hear Lindz is doing her country a service. I'm thinking the US Government can bottle a few gallons of her infectious vaginal secretions, and use them to lubricate machine guns, and maybe remove paint and rust from battleships.
lindsay goes overseas to "entertain" the troops and when she comes back we learn of a syphilis break-out in iraq.
ginger kids need to stick to auditioning to productions of orphan annie instead of trying to be flirtatious with men who would probably vomit at the site of her pale skin, freckles, ass sores, and herpes surrounding her lips.
The only reason for Lindsay to go to Iraq is so that some American soldier could use her as a human shield.
Shooting lessons? Are you fucking kidding me? Does she think she is going to be put on the front line or something? It would be so much wiser to let her use her sluttiness as biological warfare and infect all the men of Iraq with her Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
1. her plane crashes on the way 2. she gets hit by an IED on the drive in to the base 3. a solider comes to his senses and offs her 4. an insurgent comes to his senses and offs her 5. Hillary comes to her senses and offs her 6. anybody comes to their senses and offs her
No no, we don't want her to die over there. If she did, her famewhore mum would immediately milk her "legacy," the little pop tart who was a martyr for her country or some garbage like that.
Good lord.....someone just punch this bitch out already. Don't forget to film it though so we can all enjoy the moment.
She's aspired to be a sex-kitten pinup? Are you freaking serious? That's something a Fing pornstar would say... seriously.. that's just SO fucking stupid.
Tell ya what, Blohan. You just stack up the empty liquor bottles about 2 feet deep around your bed, swallow a few bottles of pills, leave a note professing your undying love for Jake G., head out on a stormy night and "accidentally" drive your car over a cliff into the ocean, and we'll call it close enough.
BTW, apparently Blohan doesn't realize that the women who are remembered as pinups were the ones with TALENT.
Untalented pretty bimbos could be found anywhere, and they're forgotten today. Monroe, Hayworth, Gardner -- they had actual SKILL, and their beauty just got them more notice.
"Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,"
yeah, wars tend to be pretty fucking dangerous. go figure.
"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be"
she was sexy before anorexia and coke... now she's about as sexy as britney spears
yeah that shooting lessons comment was really naive.. they aren't fighting over there with fucking 9 millimeters, lol.. these guns they use aren't toys, they're not for civilians or wusses to screw around with
Lohan is a moron. What the hell makes her think any airline or security check is going to allow her to pack heat? Someone tell that idiot Iraq is a war zone. They don't just allow anyone to walk around with a gun.
Where does she get this overdeveloped sense of entitlement? Who is reinforcing that kind of egotism? It doesn't just come out of nowhere. Somewhere there are staff members who should be shot for infliciting her on us.
Another thing, just what does she expect to be doing over there, besides giving blow jobs? Does she think any soldiers are going to want to attend one of her shows? The demographic for her singing, if there is one, is preteens and early teens, and that is pretty much it. No one else cares...if you can call a passing interest caring.
"Friendly Firecrotch" LMAO!!! She could've used that whole Brandon Davis ordeal to turn public opinion in her favor, but instead many folks are wondering whether he may have been right.
It's headlines like this that make bringing a comp to the cottage worthwhile.
You're a disgruntled Iraqi, you're left with one bullet or bomb. Who do you shoot, a former First Lady of the United States or the hypomelanistic former First Lady of Disney's Tween Division? Yeah, Lindsay, YOU'RE the one who would be in danger. Fuuuuuuck, is Blohan dense.
That being said, if Blohan's shit movies have been shown in Iraq, then I'm sure someone would gladly take a shot at her.
marilyn may have been on a coked out whore but atleast she showed up to work on time and was never seen in public cracked out. she kept it together unlike lindsay who clearly has some type of STD or STI, is anorexic, fails to show up to work on time, parties 27/4, seen with different men each week.
The girl in the background of the first 3 pictures is really pretty, and has good shoes. Lindsay Lohan looks like the girl who accidentally got in the way of the picture. Sure, let her to to Iraq. BSpears tried to emulate madonna, and now Lohan is trying to emulate marilyn. Neither one has a high chance of success.
Sorry, but lately she's reminding me more of Carmen Electra than Marilyn Monroe. (Especially in pic 3). That's probably giving her way too much credit, though.
And, okay, what's up with the fug blonde in the background of these pics? She seems to be saying, "If I have to spend ONE MORE MINUTE with this whoremonger, I'm going to burn down the building."
no zen...you have it backwards: when we're teaching blowhan how to shoot, it's bullets come out of the gun VERY SLOWLY! Make sure the gun is pointed TOWARD you.
those instructions can also be used to teach paris, b.davis, spederline (though, brit probably grew up shooting guns b/c she's "country, y'all"), etc., how to shoot as well.
maybe if she promised each and every iraqi man, woman, child and dog a blow job, we might be able to end this war.... she should put her talents to use for something.
She doesn't have to work as hard as she does to be a pin-up...just take off your clothes and pose nude for Playboy or Hustler (she's well on her way anyway)...how ridiculous is she, I'm sort of embarassed for her, she should really do LESS interviews for magazines so we don't have to read her inane remarks about how great she thinks she is...go to school Lindsay, learn how to speak already PLEASE!
Gosh- Dumb Hohan with her stupid delusional comments. Lindsay is nothing but a selfish, spoiled child. She's hardly beautiful. Cute maybe pretty at best. Marilyn Monroe was a sexy beautiful woman. Lindsay has a lot of nerve trying to copy and compare herself to Monroe. She could give a damn about the troops over in Iraq. The Only reason she wants to go is to copy what Monroe did! Doesn't that say to anyone what a spoiled big headed extremelly self absorbed,narcissist she is???
"Can't deny she has a very pretty face and is highly photogenic. "
If you like longish chins,flat faces and loads of freckles. I don't think she has such a pretty face, She's alright better than average, but nothing special. There I just denied it.
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Dumb bitch.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
her clumsy attempts at PR damage control are as evident as the felony rings she's been wearing around her nostrils lately.
unless, of course, her real reason for the trip is to stop in afghanistan to score some really good heroin.
then it all makes perfect sense.
By miss jindi, on 7:58 PM
she is so poorly educated!! half of everything she says makes NO SENSE.
"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be,"
its just a huge run on sentence, which she concludes by stating her aspiration is to be a pin up. well go do playboy, smartie.
and taking shooting lessons to go to Iraq? she's not fighting the war. she's probably not even sleeping in the same crappy conditions as the poor troops, much less doing their job. why would she have to shoot at anyone? its not like anyone is going to shoot some little handgun at her. if anything she'll get blown to pieces by a bomb. duh.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
she needs to just stop with this marilyn-monroe wannabe thing. just STOP.
i want to smack her upside the head. you're retarded.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
i can't stop laughing about the twinkie in the litter box. i will forever remember lohan that way.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
1. It's nauseating that she calls Clinton "Hillary" like they're best buddies. Does she also refer to George, Bill and Dick? Uh, scratch that last one -- we know who she's best buddies with.
2. She resembles Monroe the same way a rat resembles a gazelle. They're both mammals, and there the resemblance ends.
Lohan needs a lot of makeup and lighting help to look above average, whereas Monroe was naturally, freshly beautiful as a teen, as a young starlet, and as a thirtysomething woman (the age when most of them start wilting or looking plastic). And Marilyn could act. Granted, she was not given the most demanding roles, but she COULD act as something other than what she was.
3. Shooting lessons? SHOOTING LESSONS? Try lessons on what to do in a war zone full of bombs. Like the military would let her have a gun in Iraq.
4. The war is terrible enough. Do the soldiers have to hear her whining how mean her daddy is too?
5. The worst part is how she talks about how she's always aspired to be a sex-kitten pinup. Why stop there, Blohan? Why not say "I always aspired to be a Playboy bunny!"
The worst thing is that poor Monroe aspired to be something far, far more than a pinup sex kitten -- she wanted to be a serious actress. I guess Blohan can't understand that mentality.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
Good to hear Lindz is doing her country a service. I'm thinking the US Government can bottle a few gallons of her infectious vaginal secretions, and use them to lubricate machine guns, and maybe remove paint and rust from battleships.
Give that freckled gash the Meddle of Honor.
By J-Bird, on 8:36 PM
Great aspiration Lindsay.
By Anonymous, on 8:53 PM
future headline "Friendly Firecrotch Kills 13 in Iraq"
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
lindsay goes overseas to "entertain" the troops and when she comes back we learn of a syphilis break-out in iraq.
ginger kids need to stick to auditioning to productions of orphan annie instead of trying to be flirtatious with men who would probably vomit at the site of her pale skin, freckles, ass sores, and herpes surrounding her lips.
By prettyboy, on 9:06 PM
8:58 PM- I love it!!! That was so fucking funny.
The only reason for Lindsay to go to Iraq is so that some American soldier could use her as a human shield.
Shooting lessons? Are you fucking kidding me? Does she think she is going to be put on the front line or something? It would be so much wiser to let her use her sluttiness as biological warfare and infect all the men of Iraq with her Human Immunodeficiency Virus.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
hopefully 1 of the following occurs:
1. her plane crashes on the way
2. she gets hit by an IED on the drive in to the base
3. a solider comes to his senses and offs her
4. an insurgent comes to his senses and offs her
5. Hillary comes to her senses and offs her
6. anybody comes to their senses and offs her
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
No no, we don't want her to die over there. If she did, her famewhore mum would immediately milk her "legacy," the little pop tart who was a martyr for her country or some garbage like that.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
Good lord.....someone just punch this bitch out already. Don't forget to film it though so we can all enjoy the moment.
She's aspired to be a sex-kitten pinup? Are you freaking serious? That's something a Fing pornstar would say... seriously.. that's just SO fucking stupid.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 PM
oh please, marilyn was fucking the president and his brother at the same time; she was an even bigger slut.
By mish, on 11:06 PM
"....pinup, which I've always wanted to be."
Tell ya what, Blohan. You just stack up the empty liquor bottles about 2 feet deep around your bed, swallow a few bottles of pills, leave a note professing your undying love for Jake G., head out on a stormy night and "accidentally" drive your car over a cliff into the ocean, and we'll call it close enough.
I do love it when a plan comes together. :)
By Stephanie, on 11:40 PM
Lindsay has a gorgeous smile in the last two pictures.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 AM
mish, you think Li'l Miss I-Wanna-Play-the-Field-But-My-Boyfriends-Gotta-be-Faithful-to-Me is only doing TWO guys in the same timeframe? Way more.
Marilyn may have been a sex kitten, but she was tame compared to Blohan.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM
BTW, apparently Blohan doesn't realize that the women who are remembered as pinups were the ones with TALENT.
Untalented pretty bimbos could be found anywhere, and they're forgotten today. Monroe, Hayworth, Gardner -- they had actual SKILL, and their beauty just got them more notice.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 AM
Her nailpolish scares me...
By Me, on 1:18 AM
"Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous,"
yeah, wars tend to be pretty fucking dangerous. go figure.
"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be"
she was sexy before anorexia and coke... now she's about as sexy as britney spears
By Anonymous, on 1:57 AM
yeah that shooting lessons comment was really naive.. they aren't fighting over there with fucking 9 millimeters, lol.. these guns they use aren't toys, they're not for civilians or wusses to screw around with
By Anonymous, on 1:59 AM
Lohan is a moron. What the hell makes her think any airline or security check is going to allow her to pack heat? Someone tell that idiot Iraq is a war zone. They don't just allow anyone to walk around with a gun.
Where does she get this overdeveloped sense of entitlement? Who is reinforcing that kind of egotism? It doesn't just come out of nowhere. Somewhere there are staff members who should be shot for infliciting her on us.
Another thing, just what does she expect to be doing over there, besides giving blow jobs? Does she think any soldiers are going to want to attend one of her shows? The demographic for her singing, if there is one, is preteens and early teens, and that is pretty much it. No one else cares...if you can call a passing interest caring.
By Anonymous, on 5:59 AM
LINDSAY LOHAN IS DELUSIONAL!!!!
She will never be Marilyn Monroe, she will never be Elizabeth Taylor (well, maybe the more recent cracked-out version), she will never be Sophia Loren
SERIOUSLY!!!! this girl needs a reality check, BADLY
By Anonymous, on 5:59 AM
"Friendly Firecrotch" LMAO!!! She could've used that whole Brandon Davis ordeal to turn public opinion in her favor, but instead many folks are wondering whether he may have been right.
By What ho!, on 6:05 AM
It's headlines like this that make bringing a comp to the cottage worthwhile.
You're a disgruntled Iraqi, you're left with one bullet or bomb. Who do you shoot, a former First Lady of the United States or the hypomelanistic former First Lady of Disney's Tween Division? Yeah, Lindsay, YOU'RE the one who would be in danger. Fuuuuuuck, is Blohan dense.
That being said, if Blohan's shit movies have been shown in Iraq, then I'm sure someone would gladly take a shot at her.
By joejoe, on 6:11 AM
"Comparing Marilyn to Lindsay would be like comparing Creme Brulee to a wet Twinkie that's been dropped in a litter box.
Ha! Classic. Why the hell does she need to take shooting lessons?
By PapaWheelie87, on 6:14 AM
marilyn may have been on a coked out whore but atleast she showed up to work on time and was never seen in public cracked out. she kept it together unlike lindsay who clearly has some type of STD or STI, is anorexic, fails to show up to work on time, parties 27/4, seen with different men each week.
By prettyboy, on 6:41 AM
The girl in the background of the first 3 pictures is really pretty, and has good shoes. Lindsay Lohan looks like the girl who accidentally got in the way of the picture.
Sure, let her to to Iraq. BSpears tried to emulate madonna, and now Lohan is trying to emulate marilyn. Neither one has a high chance of success.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM
Sorry, but lately she's reminding me more of Carmen Electra than Marilyn Monroe. (Especially in pic 3). That's probably giving her way too much credit, though.
And, okay, what's up with the fug blonde in the background of these pics? She seems to be saying, "If I have to spend ONE MORE MINUTE with this whoremonger, I'm going to burn down the building."
By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM
"Shooting lessons"?! Buahahaha...What the hell does she think she's going to be doing in Iraq? Fighting in trenches like in movies?
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
The thing that scares ME about that quote is the "shooting lessons."
Bullets come out of the gun VERY FAST! You need to make sure the gun is pointed AWAY FROM YOU!
Will she be able to remember that??
By Zen Wizard, on 8:35 AM
she needs to stop comparing herself to marilyn monroe. it's not nice to shame the dead.
By starletto, on 8:36 AM
Aspire to be a pinup?? Aim high Lindsay... aim high.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
no zen...you have it backwards:
when we're teaching blowhan how to shoot, it's bullets come out of the gun VERY SLOWLY! Make sure the gun is pointed TOWARD you.
those instructions can also be used to teach paris, b.davis, spederline (though, brit probably grew up shooting guns b/c she's "country, y'all"), etc., how to shoot as well.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
actually, 6:41, marilyn was sort of notorious for showing up late or not at all to her movie sets.
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
maybe if she promised each and every iraqi man, woman, child and dog a blow job, we might be able to end this war.... she should put her talents to use for something.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
What a hooker. Maybe she'll take a bit of shrapnel to the head. Then again that probably would have no effect on her intelligence.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
wet twinkie in a litter box!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! f-cking GENIUS!
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Agreed, hilarious!!
Can we do away with the bra-as-clothing thing right now?
Even Ms. Monroe wore real clothes out in public...
By starboard, on 12:32 PM
Here i fixed it for you...
"Lindsay Lohan is Pathetic"
By 5150, on 12:33 PM
She doesn't have to work as hard as she does to be a pin-up...just take off your clothes and pose nude for Playboy or Hustler (she's well on her way anyway)...how ridiculous is she, I'm sort of embarassed for her, she should really do LESS interviews for magazines so we don't have to read her inane remarks about how great she thinks she is...go to school Lindsay, learn how to speak already PLEASE!
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
"She doesn't have to work as hard as she does to be a pin-up..."
Who said she work hards?
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Can't deny she has a very pretty face and is highly photogenic. Too bad about the skinny body. Maybe she'll grow into some womanly curves.
Maybe she'll meet a nice Iraqi boy over there and live happily ever after.
Or maybe she'll end up in the bed of a general.
By carlson, on 2:24 PM
I'd hit it no doubt!
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
The wet twinkie comment is pure genius, me friend.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
Gosh- Dumb Hohan with her stupid delusional comments. Lindsay is nothing but a selfish, spoiled child. She's hardly beautiful. Cute maybe pretty at best. Marilyn Monroe was a sexy beautiful woman. Lindsay has a lot of nerve trying to copy and compare herself to Monroe. She could give a damn about the troops over in Iraq. The Only reason she wants to go is to copy what Monroe did! Doesn't that say to anyone what a spoiled big headed extremelly self absorbed,narcissist she is???
By Cate, on 4:54 AM
She looks more like a teenage pin-up .
By Anonymous, on 4:57 AM
"Can't deny she has a very pretty face and is highly photogenic. "
If you like longish chins,flat faces and loads of freckles. I don't think she has such a pretty face, She's alright better than average, but nothing special.
There I just denied it.
By Lavenderflow, on 5:02 AM
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