Lindsay Lohan is Too Much

52 Comments:

  • I told you she's a cunt!

    Firecrotch!

    By Brandon Davis, on 10:56 AM  

  • She needs a mother...

    By Sarah, on 11:00 AM  

  • She has such potential...
    To be crack addled whore.

    By CK1, on 11:01 AM  

  • How am I not surprised? Oh poor me, everyone is turning on me because I snort blow all the time and like to party! If you want to be taken seriously as an actress, you better ACT like one...her attitude and behavior is bratty and immature...totally expected from some spoiled rich bitch from LI...I must say...

    By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM  

  • raped by gorillas? wtf?

    By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

  • Gorillas don't like it when you swallow. Trust me, I know.

    By A Whore, on 11:09 AM  

  • Maybe her rectum will fall out! :)

    By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM  

  • poooop

    By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM  

  • why does she have a bra in her hand?

    By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM  

  • Yeah, but in this day and age, who hasn't had their film crew rebuild a set closer to their hotel? I know i have.

    By sam991, on 11:22 AM  

  • She looks great now, but if she stays on this pace, she'll end up looking like me in a couple of years.

    By Tara Reid, on 11:24 AM  

  • She looks great now, but if she keeps up this pace, she'll end up looking like me in a few years.

    By Tara Reid, on 11:25 AM  

  • fortunately, karma's a bitch. when she's wasting away of AIDS and brain rot from all the coke and booze, she'll have some time to reflect on her cunting. all in due time.

    By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

  • So WTF is this stupid bitch gonna have her 15 mins up? Sick of her.. she's not pretty enough to merit this much consideration.

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM  

  • Being a "professional" actress is the same as any other professional job. If you do not act appropriately, your current and potential employers will find out about it. She's ruining her chances to ever be hired for a production that could add some serious credibility to her status as an actress. It's sad to see someone destroy their future so wholly and unabashedly.

    By ♥, on 11:36 AM  

  • The Chateau Marmont tolarated John Belushi even up to the point where he OD'ed on heroin and cocaine speedballs.

    And now they're threatening to kick out Lindsay?! she must really be pissing people off there. You know you're a mess when the Chateau kicks your ass out.

    By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM  

  • She is a spoiled little brat and I hope she dies!! maybe not too harsh, but I could care less about her. She looks like she is in her 30's, all worn out and her hair is all messy. Hasnt she ever heard of a brush?

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • So if she supposedly has asthma...then maybe she shouldn't be holding a cancer stick and lighter in her hand...

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • Why can't they just assasinate this whore?

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • SARAH: She needs a mother...
    August 10, 2006 11:00 AM

    I disagree. She needs to act her age and be an adult. She is NOT a child. I understand she's young and immature but at her age I woke up every day and went to work.

    By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

  • Gotta love the ever-present, fast-becoming-a-trademark ciggy & lighter. At least the stupid bitch's nails look decent for once.

    By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM  

  • I think she is a fine upstanding human being. Honestly, If I had the money she does when I was her age, i'd be out partying all night long too. Oh wait, i did that without money, it's called college. She's no different then the tons of women I knew in college, when they were her age.

    By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

  • Why doesn't she buy herself a home? Even if it's just a small one to party in.

    By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM  

  • She's about reached her expiration date in Hollywood. She should save that money!

    By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

  • lindsay - GROW UP ALREADY

    By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM  

  • She already looks old. You can just tell by looking at her that she doesn't take care of herself at all. Pretty pathetic.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • I love the fact that she looks like a 30 or 35 year old woman trying desperately to look like a woman in her early 20s.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • Not that I'm a fan of firebush freckled albino whores, but I'll be fucking honest, I still want her to pee on me.
    Pee On Me, Pee On Me. Pee On Me, Pee On Me. Whispered Words of Wisdom, Pee on Mee..eeeee!

    Kelly Clarkson is fat.

    By J-Bird, on 1:14 PM  

  • 12:08- totally agree. maybe instead of getting "breathe" tatooed on herself she should have got "quit smoking firecrotch"

    By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM  

  • Gawd - she really needs to lay off the coke. She looks terribly bloated.

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • Some of you may be old enough to remember the 80's...She reminds me of Ally Sheedy...If I could bet on her life, I am sure she will have a hard time getting work period of her life, followed by admitting a substance abuse problem, followed by doing a bunch of crappy "Remember me? I'm BACK!" movies sometime in the 2020's....

    By hindu hammer, on 1:57 PM  

  • Ally Sheedy all the way. It's like history repeating itself.

    As for her "asthma" problem. I find it really disgusting that she claims it, then smokes like a chimney. A childhood friend died of asthma when he was 10. It was very sad...then you see this shit and makes you want to scream!

    By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM  

  • I think that Lohan needs a daddy like Papa Joe Simpson. All her sad problems would be solved.

    By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM  

  • motherfucking cocksucking cunt tbh, fucking brats like this makes me wanna kill myself, honestly and im normally a nice person :D, no but seriously the girl got everything but still complains, jeez its not even THAT fun to go out every night, how the hell can they enjoy themself?

    When i was 18-22~ i could go out 3days in a row, maximum and that happend like once a year, but then again i never did drugs so maybe thats the tric! woho go fuck yourself lohan, firecrotch

    By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM  

  • Who's the fat bastard in the last pic? He looks like a Jew.

    By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM  

  • nice double chin.

    By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM  

  • Explain to me why the little brat lives in a hotel anyway? And if the Chateau Marmont won't tolerate you, nobody will.

    And you're right about Lindsay's bloodshot eyes, Todd. If you took her word for it, she is the most adorable, dependable, picked-on person in the world. Everyone around her is the problem. What a little snot.

    By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM  

  • Bitch needs a tan something fierce.

    By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM  

  • August 10, 2006 11:38 AM

    Hey 'willers'.

    By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM  

  • i am sick of reading aobut this fugly ho. never liked her. she is on her way to TaraReidsville..good riddance

    By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM  

  • 7:57, I'd say she's there.

    Boozing: Check.
    Drugs: Check.
    Fake tits: Check.
    Haggard face: Check.
    Bad Skin: Check.
    Sluttiness: Check.
    Premature aging: Check.
    Dying/dead career: Check.
    Lumpy belly: Not yet.
    Former friendship with Paris "STD" Hilton: Check.
    Fried hair: Check.
    Attitude: Double Check.
    Partying Destroys Opportunities: Check.
    Won't Listen To Anyone Who Tells Her That She's Being Dumb and Flushing What's Left of Her Career Down the Toilet: Check, Check, Check.

    A few more flops, and Lindsay will be begging for roles on "Crow" spinoffs.

    By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM  

  • i never liked lohan cose she's a rich spoiled bitch...she's ugly..to go on set she probably needs tons of make up to cover those freckels..and after she went on that crazy diet she got her legs f*cked up...her legs look like its from a 80 year old woman..my mom is 60 and has better looking legs than her hahahaha...
    but all this doesn't really matter..and u ppl know why?
    if u had money falling out ur asses..u'd probably do the same shit...hit some clubs..show off fuck some bitches and voilá be all happy...i think she's just doing it the wrong way...she should is get her own club..celebs/invitation only kinda shit...her own place'S so when she fucks 2/3 guys a night no one is really there to see how many were they or who are they..a hotel is not really the best place..anyone can buy the security guard for $100 bucks to tell how many she did that night etc...
    but hey..freckles if in case u ever read this...try to put some weight and get some kind of tan to cover those freckles..that shit looks disgusting specially the ones on ur chest (PS: u might wanna think or re-doing those tits..cose they kinda went to the sides opposite from each other and it looks messed up)

    By Anonymous, on 3:52 AM  

  • 10:34 pm... Very Funny.

    By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM  

  • Thank you 757. I'm tired of reading about her too.

    By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM  

  • someone should assassinate this stupid cunt, but using the term assassinate would imply that she is important.

    By Anonymous, on 9:10 AM  

  • Yum yum i want a piece of her sweet cherry pie!

    By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM  

  • Yes, I concur. I would spend hours eating her ass like a peach. (Anyone who wouldn't has serious fucking problems.) I don't care if she has herpes in her ass, AIDS, or the Bubonic Plague. Whatever she infects me with, I would wear it like a badge of honor. I would die a happy man (after I sleep with 15 more women without protection and tell them I love them.)

    By J-bird, on 1:15 PM  

  • Max security prisons have internet access now?

    By captain, prison 36, on 2:40 PM  

  • She looks absolutely terrible

    By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM  

  • for brat read twat

    By fatbill, on 10:30 AM  

  • yeah, you know any guy walking around with a "pink taco" shirt is really gonna respect women

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 AM  

  • She's trying to be like Keanu Reeves and other people who just live in hotels because they can. Besides her crotch being on fire, she's got money to burn, so she's plowing through it for the children. It's for the children, everyone!

    Isn't Ally Sheedy's punishment doing crappy made-for-tv movies for the Hallmark channel or something now? Well, fingers crossed for Lindsay. I hope not even the Hallmark channel will take her. Tick, tock, tick, tock, it's only a matter of time, people, only a matter of time . . .

    By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM  

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