i watched sex in the city, great show. they run the best SJP line on promos for the reruns: "I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. With lots of carrots. And a clean stall."
Yep. she's hideous, i agree whole-heartedly... but look at him! He looks like my high school english teacher had he broken into show business. This guy could NOT do much better than her. He's a dorky little midget. Don't let his performance in Ferris Buehler throw you. Everything else he's done is shit. Whiny little need-a-smack bitch characters all of them or Wussie-wuss song-and-dance broadway queer stuff. This guy could have had it all after Ferris Buehler, but he went the way of Tommy Tune. Douche!
for the love of god, why can't they do something about that thing on her chin! they freaking replaced a woman's entire face not long ago, but i have to go through the rest of my life being assualted by giant photos of that mole.... it's not right.
I used to like Matt but I think if it wasn't for Sarah he'd be lost and wasted, a has-been by now. She is the moral backbone of his life, provides him with love and family and protects him from all his weaknesses.
No, the clothes he's wearing in THESE pictures and in three-fourths of EVERYTHING i've ever seen him wear is what reminds me of my high-school English teacher. Jeez! In these pics it looks like he stole the wardrobe from Election and wears it out on weekends!
Man he is so whipped by SJP, the older she gets the more haggish she looks. Maybe that whole falling off the horse thing was to get her not to sleep with him for at least a few months.
Okay so she doesn't have perfect features and she chooses not to go the plastic surgery route (finally someone who is comfortable with herself). She is sexy and adorable.
Broderick is a moron. I'd would delight in a Chrisotpher Reeves moment for him. Wouldn't it be dandy to see him silenced? Stairing out blankly from his wheelchair as that milktoast wife of his ponders whether to shut off his feeding tube? :) Delicious!
46 Comments:
Janet Jackson has Discovery Channel cucumber boobs.
By J-Bird, on 9:49 AM
maybe his horse spooked when it saw the other horse (sarah jessica)
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
what a scary accident. no wonder she's got the long face.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
matthew IS the horse whisperer. they call it pillow talk.
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
in the third pic, she's saying "Oats! Now!"
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
in other news, matthew broderick's horse had a stroke (pic 5)
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
ok i'm done
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
you guys are ass holes, Sarah Jessica Parker is awesome. Hello?? Has anyone ever watched sex and the city?
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
Horse in question:
http://i8.tinypic.com/25zrn8k.jpg
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
Who knew Sarah bucked that much?
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Sarah Jessica Parker looks exactly like an Equine Goddess. No wonder there's so much beastiality going on in the Broderick household.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
i watched sex in the city, great show. they run the best SJP line on promos for the reruns: "I'm looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. With lots of carrots. And a clean stall."
By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM
I was all ready to make a horse face joke, but it's all been done, so fuck you all. :)
By CK1, on 10:15 AM
Ferris Bueller could have done so much better. Horse-face there is definitely no Sloane Peterson.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
Yep. she's hideous, i agree whole-heartedly... but look at him! He looks like my high school english teacher had he broken into show business. This guy could NOT do much better than her. He's a dorky little midget. Don't let his performance in Ferris Buehler throw you. Everything else he's done is shit. Whiny little need-a-smack bitch characters all of them or Wussie-wuss song-and-dance broadway queer stuff. This guy could have had it all after Ferris Buehler, but he went the way of Tommy Tune. Douche!
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
lmao@ 10:01am praising sexy and the city.
that show as ass
By prettyboy, on 11:03 AM
for the love of god, why can't they do something about that thing on her chin! they freaking replaced a woman's entire face not long ago, but i have to go through the rest of my life being assualted by giant photos of that mole.... it's not right.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
not everyone shuld be out in public without makeup and she is definitely one of them.
By Anonymous, on 11:52 AM
I used to like Matt but I think if it wasn't for Sarah he'd be lost and wasted, a has-been by now. She is the moral backbone of his life, provides him with love and family and protects him from all his weaknesses.
By d mumsie, on 12:17 PM
^ why married guys drink so much
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
she definitely has to protect him from himself. because himself is saying "maybe it's time to take whiny horseface to the glue factory"
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
10:41 He was great in "Election" too, don't forget. And that performance is exactly why he reminds you of a loser teacher.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Who knew Sarah bucked that much?
Ha ha ha!
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Mole.
Mole.
Moh-ole. Moley mole mole mole.
MOLE!
(mole)
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
No, the clothes he's wearing in THESE pictures and in three-fourths of EVERYTHING i've ever seen him wear is what reminds me of my high-school English teacher. Jeez! In these pics it looks like he stole the wardrobe from Election and wears it out on weekends!
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
if you had to clean out the stable every night you wouldn't buy good clothes either
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
he's done ok, as a one-trick pony type of actor.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Man he is so whipped by SJP, the older she gets the more haggish she looks. Maybe that whole falling off the horse thing was to get her not to sleep with him for at least a few months.
By Anonymous, on 3:34 PM
10:41, he was great in Election...as a dorky History/Civics teacher...hence his slight comedic appeal which borders on pathetic really...
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
That last picture looks like an ad for Cold Sores...
Freakin' creepy.
By jeditemple, on 4:31 PM
Okay so she doesn't have perfect features and she chooses not to go the plastic surgery route (finally someone who is comfortable with herself). She is sexy and adorable.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
he's so old! when did he get so middle aged???
By Anonymous, on 5:42 PM
someone should tell her that pulling her hair back so severely isn't the best look for a horse head.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 PM
I just can't be mean to SJP. She seems like a nice lady. I'd rather make fun of girls who deserve it.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
5:27
but she did fix her honker. you can see comparison photos on goodplasticsurgery.com
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
Broderick is a moron. I'd would delight in a Chrisotpher Reeves moment for him. Wouldn't it be dandy to see him silenced? Stairing out blankly from his wheelchair as that milktoast wife of his ponders whether to shut off his feeding tube? :) Delicious!
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
August 29, 2006 10:01 AM = gay dude.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
cheez it, guys, calm down.
By i ate a smurf, on 10:36 PM
sara jessica parker has a horse face
By christine a go-go!, on 12:10 AM
sarah jessica parker has a horse face
By christine a go-go!, on 12:10 AM
by "horse" i thought you were referring to his wife. ;)
By Anonymous, on 8:49 AM
...I really liked WarGames
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
Is that bald guy Ferris Bueller?
By Der Steppenwolf, on 8:36 AM
surely that should read 'from an Irish hospital'
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
you're correct, but please don't call me Shirley
By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM
After the accident the horse trotted up to Sarah and said hey, why the long face?
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
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