Johnny Depp use to be hot, I still try and pretend he is, but now he is really really looking like the skeezy mexican guy down the street who hangs out in front of his apartment making kissee noises to me when I walk by, just that creepy and eeewwww.
Look, I love Johnny. I do. He's talented and sexy as hell. But can we talk about his teeth? Are those left over from a Pirates movie or has he lived in France too long?
Why is Brooke Hogan famous? She's so fucking annoying and untalented. The way her dad treats her turns my stomach. It's like he KNOWS she's a total fucktard and can't take a crap without him sticking out his tongue to catch her turds for her.
Click on the Kendra Wilkinson link. Is any part of her bio not hilarious? 21-year-old from San Diego who met Hugh Hefner at his 78th-birthday party while wearing only body paint? Ol' Hef, bless his heart, has figured out a way to get paid for living like an oversexed 27-year-old so he could care less if he turns into a walking joke. But what's Kendra's deal? Is it possible someone called Central Casting and asked for someone completely unaware of themselves?
2:31, I'm with you on the teeth. I'm thinking it's too much red wine and nicotine, lazy days in France are killing his toothy grin. Could be worse though, he could have Bucky Beaver Teeth like Crazy Cruise and the Duff Sisters.
And actually it's a bit of a welcome change to see yellow chompers when he's surrounded by a sea of blinding white veneers (and dumb-ass lookin' wigga grills). You go, Johnny. Keep it real, babe!
Johnny's still filming the last Pirates movie. He was on Leno a while back and said he will be removing the gold caps when the filming is done.
Orli - what happened to you? You aren't looking like the stud-muffin I dream of. It looks like Kate's been giving you eating advice again... For heaven's sake man - eat!
...greasy hair, greasy face and yellow eye crust in the last pic. well i guess he just needs a shower and shave and he'll be back to his old hot self in to time.
orlando's boyfriend likes to pull out and wipe his dick on his face. he'd clean up but he has to "wear it" in public. so of course he looks a little tired and sad.
Depp looked pretty damn hot Sunday night. With the cleancut goatee thing going on he's a total hottie. Plus he's one of the best actors out there right now. Bloom well... he was sexy as Legolas but JUST himself.. he comes off very wimpy.
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orlando oozes sexiness. or last night's lube. either way.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Reese always has kick ass hair - that new style is so cute.
Who is her stylist?
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
she uses Jay Leno's stylist. i think he also did some work on her chin.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Johnny Depp is hot in a very "I wonder why he wanted me to put a finger up his ass" kind of way
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
Johnny Depp is one of the finest actors of all time. And he's pretty.
By CK1, on 2:08 PM
Johnny Depp use to be hot, I still try and pretend he is, but now he is really really looking like the skeezy mexican guy down the street who hangs out in front of his apartment making kissee noises to me when I walk by, just that creepy and eeewwww.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Johnny Depp is hot and a good actor. Now can someone tell me why he's always wearing all this weird shit wrapped around his wrist all the time?
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
Look, I love Johnny. I do. He's talented and sexy as hell. But can we talk about his teeth? Are those left over from a Pirates movie or has he lived in France too long?
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Why is Brooke Hogan famous? She's so fucking annoying and untalented. The way her dad treats her turns my stomach. It's like he KNOWS she's a total fucktard and can't take a crap without him sticking out his tongue to catch her turds for her.
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
it's so his fist doesn't get stuck too far up orlando's butt
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
mmmmm...fresh daughter turds...mmmm...nutty...
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
"Had it been my choice, I would have fellated him right there on the stage"
orlando wants to know why his inner thoughts are turning up on a blog
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Jenny, doll, love your writing and this blog, but the whole "ladette" thing is so 1997. Time to move on.
Reese couldn't look more uncomfortable if she were a white politician's wife at a pep rally in 1960s Alabama.
Orlando, my pizza was supposed to be here 1/2 an hour ago. Guess who won't be getting a tip!
By turdley mcfartsickle, on 2:52 PM
Click on the Kendra Wilkinson link. Is any part of her bio not hilarious? 21-year-old from San Diego who met Hugh Hefner at his 78th-birthday party while wearing only body paint? Ol' Hef, bless his heart, has figured out a way to get paid for living like an oversexed 27-year-old so he could care less if he turns into a walking joke. But what's Kendra's deal? Is it possible someone called Central Casting and asked for someone completely unaware of themselves?
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
turdley mcfartsickle crashed and burned trying to outfunny the Jenny.
By hecklers are douchebags, on 2:58 PM
it's an homage, really - "WWTSD?" (what would terri schiavo do?)
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
johnny is hot
reese looks like a snot
brooke should be shot.
love,
kindergarten poetry class
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
I think I can see Brooke's penis!
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
it was easier to watch terri grin and drool
By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM
2:31, I'm with you on the teeth. I'm thinking it's too much red wine and nicotine, lazy days in France are killing his toothy grin. Could be worse though, he could have Bucky Beaver Teeth like Crazy Cruise and the Duff Sisters.
And actually it's a bit of a welcome change to see yellow chompers when he's surrounded by a sea of blinding white veneers (and dumb-ass lookin' wigga grills). You go, Johnny. Keep it real, babe!
By Vigilante, on 3:19 PM
Johnny's still filming the last Pirates movie. He was on Leno a while back and said he will be removing the gold caps when the filming is done.
Orli - what happened to you? You aren't looking like the stud-muffin I dream of. It looks like Kate's been giving you eating advice again... For heaven's sake man - eat!
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
what the hell happened to Orlando???
...greasy hair, greasy face and yellow eye crust in the last pic.
well i guess he just needs a shower and shave and he'll be back to his old hot self in to time.
..hopefully, cause that's nastyy.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
j. depp used to be hot.. now he just looks dirty.
ew. bad teeth too, you're not filming pirates anymore johnny you can brush now..
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
orlando's boyfriend likes to pull out and wipe his dick on his face. he'd clean up but he has to "wear it" in public. so of course he looks a little tired and sad.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
now that's hot!
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
Johnny Dep looks like a she-male to me. If the dude was in my Marine squad, he would have shown pussy to the enemy, gauranteed.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
so Reese pretty much got ignored here. she's so vanilla now. she was a lot more interesting back in her "Freeway" days.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 PM
Depp looked pretty damn hot Sunday night. With the cleancut goatee thing going on he's a total hottie. Plus he's one of the best actors out there right now.
Bloom well... he was sexy as Legolas but JUST himself.. he comes off very wimpy.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
yeah now he's pretty much receiving the arrows
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
I have never seen bad clothing, proof that none of these actors wanted to be there. Except for Wilmer , whos really there for the children.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 PM
you're not funny
By Anonymous, on 6:43 AM
LOL!! Your Johnny comments were very funny, and the "letter" to Orlando was perfect.
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
Brooke is so trashtastic. I loved her 20 minute long speech....for winning best fake teeth.
awesome.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 AM
Brooke was wearing the grillz because my huge penis knocked out all of her front teeth before the show.
By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM
and now my pictures are posted above
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
somebody needs to take Orlando home and give him a shower and a shave.
and a little sodomy.
maybe a lot.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Johnny Depp is the most talented, and best looking actor out there. He's also the coolest one out there. Perfect man, his wife is lucky.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
12:37 is a jealous fat hillbilly with no teeth
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
12:37 is Britney?
By Anonymous, on 2:32 PM
Johnny Depp will eventually expose himself in public and then say that only the French understand his sexuality. He's just got that look.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
"Johnny Depp will eventually expose himself in public"
Sigh. Dare to dream.
By S., on 3:46 PM
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===== less of what? Man is fine.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
less of the "meet my mangina" look. not that there's anything wrong with that.
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
nothing could be finer than an elf with a mangina
By Anonymous, on 11:11 PM
Johnny Depp is so hot. I saw him yesterday filming for pirates 3 and he signed my hand and my wallet. he's even better looking in person!
By Anonymous, on 11:17 PM
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=== I love you Orlando! You are so hot, baby! Mmmuuuaaa!
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
2:32 your old woman
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
I LOVE YOU JOHNNY! YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO THE WORLD!
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
there is just no getting around it, brooke hogan is just busted up ugly.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
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