Jessica sported a grill. F***in moron. So, how was it that this girl convinced everone she was hot? That is why you should never stare directly into breasts, kinda like the sun.
Jessica Alba: she's getting too thin. But she's hot, yeah, oh yeah.
Sandra Bullock: annoying at times, but hot, very beautiful lady.
Jessica Simpson: ridiculous man-faced girl. Look at her awkward legs. Not sexy.
Rachel Bilson (who?): her face bugs me. Maybe it's the utter lack of proportion: huge eyes, extremely small nose, big forehead. Not hot. Unless you like women who look like ugly-cute dogs.
Gimme some Monica Bellucci or some Rebecca Romijn.
OK, we get it. You're depressed. You don't care what you look like and you care even less what people think of what you look like. And maybe you're under the impression that if you wear the same outfit and don't shave for months on end that the paps will tire of following you around to get your picture and leave you alone.
Let me clarify your situation for you:
A) You're a movie star. And whether or not you like it, you're popular with some people. And, again, whether or not you like it you have an obligation to your "fans" to make an effort to look half decent. And you especially have an obligation to young "fans", and by this I mean setting an example for them by showing up in something clean and pressed whilst being clean shaven and not looking like you just crawled out of the bush and rolled onto the red carpet.
B) You're a movie star. And whether or not you like it people keep hiring you. And, again, whether or not you like it people will follow you to get your picture because you are a movie star. And no matter how you look or what you're wearing those same people will dog you night and day because (can you see where I'm going with this?) you're a movie star.
Having said that, Mr. Reeves, here's my advice to you: If you are so depressed/unhappy with your situation then what you need to do is drop out of the limelight, take your millions and move far, far away. South River is nice and remote. And you and the blackflies can live happily ever after, m'kay? Just please, do something. You're hurting my eyes.
JERRY: What's the matter with you? ELAINE: Nothing.. Except that a bird ran into my giant freak-head. (Sits down) JERRY: What giant freak-head? ELAINE: (Annoyed, near tears) The one that sits atop my disproportunately puny body.. I'm a walking candy apple!
No proportion whatsoever on Rachel Bilson's body parts. Jessica Simpson is dumb and ugly as always, and how on earth could anyone let a loser like Wilmer Valderama get into events like this?? He looks like a sex maniac hunting for children. That border jumper has been with kids before they turned 18, kids like Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan. I have a feeling Dakota Fanning is next.
I can't believe the Rachel Bilson bashing. Given the fact that usually every day is just a rotation of coked-out whorebag Lindsay, fuglier by the day Jessica, white-trash trainwreck Britney, "i'm not anorexic" Nicole and disease ridden skankbag Paris, it's refreshing to see someone like Rachel once in a while.
This looked not so fun...and yes Wilmer probably does have a sock in his pants. As for Rachel Bilson, there's no way that anorexic bitch is a 34C, she'd fall over from the weight, I daresay...Jessica Simpson always looks so stupid that it makes me want to punch her in the face...and I think that would be a vast improvement to her looks, just ask Ken Paves!
Jessica should fire her makeup artist, that faggot Ken Paves, and her stylist, she was better dressed just hanging on the town, than that ugly ass dress she wore on the red carpet! I like Jess, but she should also nix the fake bake too!
i think i saw this whole rachel bilson thing in men in black - the body's just a host and there's this little alien controlling everything from inside her giant forehead.
Rachel Bilson is a doll, you guys are baked. She's classy and has beautiful dark features. She also IS a rackzilla, especially for her size. When she was heavier in season 1 of the OC her chest was all you could see it was so large. She's so damn tiny that those things were really disproportional to the rest of her body :P Now that she's gotten skinnier she has lost alot of her rack. She still is very healthy in the chest department though as is evident to me in all those pics. Follow that cleavage down to the left and you can make out the shape of those beauties. I've had a thing for her since the minute i first saw her...too bad she can't act worth a crap though.
Vigilante, Are you talking about South River, ON?? Seriously, someone else who has heard of South River actually knows what a blog is? (and yes, I am a Northern Ontario resident)
As for the whole Rachel Bilson debate, she is cute, but there's no way in hell she is a C-cup!
I'm can't tell you how happy I am to see white people wearing grills. Finally, this will destroy the trend once and for all. You know that the brothers are saying "Awwwww, shit" and are throwing theirs away as I type this.
Yep, South River, Ontario. Home of the Annual Blackfly Hunt. Gateway to Algonquin, yada yada yada, and one of the prettiest areas around. We've had a cottage up there for, oh, a million years. I'm particularly fond of South River because it's the only place I've ever been able to get away from everyone and everything. Cell phones don't work, pagers don't work, and they only have dial-up internet access. Hell, since that big storm a couple of weeks ago my cottage hasn't even had power!
I'm starting to worry about Keanu Reeves as the man himself already said is in therapy and there's rumors that he is indeed a very depressed person who doesn't care too much about himself...
Guess Hollywood already have it's new Howard Hughes.
it's funny... a lot of you are probably bashing amazing people like rachel bilson because your too bored with your own lives and all you see in the mirror is a lovely submission to uglypeople.com
rachel bilson is beyond adorable, good fashion sense, very sweet. but she is about 100 pounds and a c cup she is not. do you not realize how small the stars really are in person? TINY. she's a aa, a b with padding. I'd put money on it.
dry your tears jenn, rachel will be ok. you know, after that radiation exposure caused her to grow her clownhead, she probably concluded she can survive anything.
before she got skinny the first thing to notice was her butt, but now it's definitely the erection-forehead. get her too excited and sperm starts shooting out of the top of her head.
Um, Rachel Bilson is freaking adorable, but there is NO WAY that girl is a C-cup. Sorry, but that's pushing it. I'm a D and my boobs are waaaaay bigger than hers!
is that pic a fake?? wtf is that metal in jessica simpson's mouth?! a grill? what the fuck is a grill?? omg... i mean i'd seen grills before in black dude's mouths, but what the FUCK... it's official, she's far dumber than britney spears
I'm starting to worry about Keanu Reeves as the man himself already said is in therapy and there's rumors that he is indeed a very depressed person who doesn't care too much about himself...
Guess Hollywood already have it's new Howard Hughes.
he just needs the right girl. jim carrey was depressed too and now he's got jenny mccarthy.
the great thing about rachel is that you can pop her head off and put it on a table, then comb the hair until it's just right. buy a set of 4 rachels and you can have a tea party.
"Even though she's 42, I'd still go down on Sandra Bullock"
really? you'd just get a mouthful of day-old Jesse James splooge. or maybe a streak of engine grease. plus she always seemed like one of those perky-but-dry chicks - you look up from your little hairy patch of desert and she's just coldly eyeballing you.
Seriously, that girl is more like 32 barely A. I'm not hating, honestly, you can't be that small and have C breasts - they'd look enormous and ridiculous on her tiny frame.
Rachel Bilson is a lovely girl, if a bit skinny, but I think you have your bra sizes confused. C cups would look crazy on her tiny body - she's probably an A, maybe a nearly B in the past when she had more meat on her bones.
I really don't get how so many people seem to fawn over her (though it's nice to see quite a few people on this Blog seem to agree and actually get 'it')? She's honestly not that talented and her show is a load of crap. Going by interviews she's done she's a ditz and a little conceited "I know how to use my sex appeal". Also she's a plain jane - same average hair and eye color and crooked side teeth. She only looks nice when she's done up with full makeup and hair ala Teen Choice Awards. She doesnt even have that special girl next door quality!
And ITA with the comments on Rachel looking like a bobble head doll. She's midget sized and combined with the weight she lost the past 2 years, her head looks ginormous. And don't even get me started on those huge clown feet coming off those matchstick legs.
Jenn - Don't be sad. There's plenty of teenyboppers who LUV RACHEL 4 EVA. Doesn't mean we're ugly just cause we have taste. She's really not that good looking, any girl of the street could act as well as her and her bra size is NOT a C, the only thing big on that body is the head and those massive feet. Also she dates Adam who is a HUGE ass. There has to be something wrong with her head (despite the grotesque disproportinate giganticness of it).
67 Comments:
Jessica sported a grill. F***in moron. So, how was it that this girl convinced everone she was hot? That is why you should never stare directly into breasts, kinda like the sun.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
Jessica Alba: she's getting too thin. But she's hot, yeah, oh yeah.
Sandra Bullock: annoying at times, but hot, very beautiful lady.
Jessica Simpson: ridiculous man-faced girl. Look at her awkward legs. Not sexy.
Rachel Bilson (who?): her face bugs me. Maybe it's the utter lack of proportion: huge eyes, extremely small nose, big forehead. Not hot. Unless you like women who look like ugly-cute dogs.
Gimme some Monica Bellucci or some Rebecca Romijn.
By powerful schlong, on 10:12 AM
Wilmer goes to the Teen Choice Awards to get dates. The guy's a fuckin playground pimp.
They should test Wilmer's DNA against whatever DNA was left at JonBenet Ramsey's crimescene.
By joejoe, on 10:17 AM
Dear Mr. Reeves,
OK, we get it. You're depressed. You don't care what you look like and you care even less what people think of what you look like. And maybe you're under the impression that if you wear the same outfit and don't shave for months on end that the paps will tire of following you around to get your picture and leave you alone.
Let me clarify your situation for you:
A) You're a movie star. And whether or not you like it, you're popular with some people. And, again, whether or not you like it you have an obligation to your "fans" to make an effort to look half decent. And you especially have an obligation to young "fans", and by this I mean setting an example for them by showing up in something clean and pressed whilst being clean shaven and not looking like you just crawled out of the bush and rolled onto the red carpet.
B) You're a movie star. And whether or not you like it people keep hiring you. And, again, whether or not you like it people will follow you to get your picture because you are a movie star. And no matter how you look or what you're wearing those same people will dog you night and day because (can you see where I'm going with this?) you're a movie star.
Having said that, Mr. Reeves, here's my advice to you: If you are so depressed/unhappy with your situation then what you need to do is drop out of the limelight, take your millions and move far, far away. South River is nice and remote. And you and the blackflies can live happily ever after, m'kay? Just please, do something. You're hurting my eyes.
By Vigilante, on 10:19 AM
rachel's got that christina ricci pumpkin head thing going on. not sexy.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
I felt bad for those bitches in the hot tub. How pruny were they?
By CK1, on 10:40 AM
re: the "perfect" Rachel Bilson -
JERRY: What's the matter with you?
ELAINE: Nothing.. Except that a bird ran into my giant freak-head. (Sits down)
JERRY: What giant freak-head?
ELAINE: (Annoyed, near tears) The one that sits atop my disproportunately puny body.. I'm a walking candy apple!
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
jessica alba isn't getting too skinny, she just finally did something about her fat ass
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Rachel Bilson is a C-cup?! Yeah, right. She's lucky if those are Bs.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
No proportion whatsoever on Rachel Bilson's body parts. Jessica Simpson is dumb and ugly as always, and how on earth could anyone let a loser like Wilmer Valderama get into events like this?? He looks like a sex maniac hunting for children. That border jumper has been with kids before they turned 18, kids like Mandy Moore, Lindsay Lohan. I have a feeling Dakota Fanning is next.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
Rachel Bilson is a C-cup?! Yeah, riiiight.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
That's a big ass vein in Jessica Alba's forehead.
Nick really should have asked for the dog back and had it shot.
I'm 5'3, 36 C and 21. So what does that make me?
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
No one in their right mind would dress up the way Wilmer did in an event for children. That fucking pedophile should be in prison.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
Rachel Bilson is only 34C when you include the hump on her back.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
that's not a vein, it's a wire that goes all the way down the back & lifts up her butt
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
anonymous 10:49am... that makes you someone that needs to post some nekkid pics of yourself... IDLYITW readers will really appreciate it.
By Uncle Shoe, on 10:55 AM
HA! 10:47 you totally stole my comment!
Anyway, not to beat a dead horse, but seriously anon at 10:47 is right.
Todd - Rachel Bilson is a C cup in your wildest dreams...she is maybe a B in a good push-up bra dude.
And she doesnt look anorexic but she does have the lollipop head thing going on and looks like a girl that has to bleach her upper lip.
Yeah and her boyfriend dresses like an idiot.
Sophia Bush is the hotter version of Bilson. The right proportions are on that chick.
By C cup my ass!!, on 11:11 AM
Girls more "perfect" than Rachel Bilson:
Agreed. Sophia Bush
Jessica Alba
Stacey Keibler
Christina Milian
Charlize Theron
Kristen cavallari
Rachel McAdams
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
you know, her proportions are so messed up the her vag might be a pinhole...or a piehole...who knows
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
teen choice was boring!
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
I can't believe the Rachel Bilson bashing. Given the fact that usually every day is just a rotation of coked-out whorebag Lindsay, fuglier by the day Jessica, white-trash trainwreck Britney, "i'm not anorexic" Nicole and disease ridden skankbag Paris, it's refreshing to see someone like Rachel once in a while.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
This looked not so fun...and yes Wilmer probably does have a sock in his pants. As for Rachel Bilson, there's no way that anorexic bitch is a 34C, she'd fall over from the weight, I daresay...Jessica Simpson always looks so stupid that it makes me want to punch her in the face...and I think that would be a vast improvement to her looks, just ask Ken Paves!
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
11:33 you're right, it is refreshing for rachel to get some attention. i just hope it doesn't give her a big head - oops, too late.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
Jessica should fire her makeup artist, that faggot Ken Paves, and her stylist, she was better dressed just hanging on the town, than that ugly ass dress she wore on the red carpet! I like Jess, but she should also nix the fake bake too!
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
even when he's playing with himself (left hand) Keanu Reeves looks unhappy
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
nice pube beard keanu. wtf.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
wilmer is such a fag.
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
jessica's ass got deflated because she hasn't seen her dad in awhile and he usually pumps it at night
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
she cannot be a 34c!
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
i think i saw this whole rachel bilson thing in men in black - the body's just a host and there's this little alien controlling everything from inside her giant forehead.
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Rachel Bilson is a doll, you guys are baked. She's classy and has beautiful dark features. She also IS a rackzilla, especially for her size. When she was heavier in season 1 of the OC her chest was all you could see it was so large. She's so damn tiny that those things were really disproportional to the rest of her body :P Now that she's gotten skinnier she has lost alot of her rack. She still is very healthy in the chest department though as is evident to me in all those pics. Follow that cleavage down to the left and you can make out the shape of those beauties. I've had a thing for her since the minute i first saw her...too bad she can't act worth a crap though.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Vigilante,
Are you talking about South River, ON??
Seriously, someone else who has heard of South River actually knows what a blog is?
(and yes, I am a Northern Ontario resident)
As for the whole Rachel Bilson debate, she is cute, but there's no way in hell she is a C-cup!
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
I'm can't tell you how happy I am to see white people wearing grills. Finally, this will destroy the trend once and for all. You know that the brothers are saying "Awwwww, shit" and are throwing theirs away as I type this.
By jeditemple, on 2:14 PM
Awwwww, shit, gots to steal me sumfin else, deez grills is broke.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Yep, South River, Ontario. Home of the Annual Blackfly Hunt. Gateway to Algonquin, yada yada yada, and one of the prettiest areas around. We've had a cottage up there for, oh, a million years. I'm particularly fond of South River because it's the only place I've ever been able to get away from everyone and everything. Cell phones don't work, pagers don't work, and they only have dial-up internet access. Hell, since that big storm a couple of weeks ago my cottage hasn't even had power!
Ahhh, the good life.....
By Vigilante, on 2:26 PM
Wilmer - Ricky Martin called, he wants his butt-plug back.
Keanu - Ted Kaczynski called. He wants some styling tips for the prison ball.
Rachel Bilson. Yeah, she's cute but looks like she could be a raging bitch if given half a chance. Got that ruthless look in her eye.
(notice how I just skipped over J. Simpson)
By nitpicking douche, on 2:34 PM
look at rachel's pic#4. did she get donkeypunched last night or what.
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
I'm starting to worry about Keanu Reeves as the man himself already said is in therapy and there's rumors that he is indeed a very depressed person who doesn't care too much about himself...
Guess Hollywood already have it's new Howard Hughes.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
it's funny... a lot of you are probably bashing amazing people like rachel bilson because your too bored with your own lives and all you see in the mirror is a lovely submission to uglypeople.com
By Jenn, on 3:42 PM
rachel bilson is beyond adorable, good fashion sense, very sweet. but she is about 100 pounds and a c cup she is not. do you not realize how small the stars really are in person? TINY. she's a aa, a b with padding. I'd put money on it.
By alosha, on 3:44 PM
dry your tears jenn, rachel will be ok. you know, after that radiation exposure caused her to grow her clownhead, she probably concluded she can survive anything.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
Keanu Reeves RULES!!!! Damn ugly beard in a damn beautiful man who doesn't need to be a pap whore to have success! He is THE ONE!
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
Thta vein on her jessica's alba forehead is the first thing I ALWAYS notice, it's so damn big.
By Anonymous, on 6:00 PM
before she got skinny the first thing to notice was her butt, but now it's definitely the erection-forehead. get her too excited and sperm starts shooting out of the top of her head.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
Um, Rachel Bilson is freaking adorable, but there is NO WAY that girl is a C-cup. Sorry, but that's pushing it. I'm a D and my boobs are waaaaay bigger than hers!
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD UP
is that pic a fake?? wtf is that metal in jessica simpson's mouth?!
a grill? what the fuck is a grill?? omg... i mean i'd seen grills before in black dude's mouths, but what the FUCK... it's official, she's far dumber than britney spears
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
I'm starting to worry about Keanu Reeves as the man himself already said is in therapy and there's rumors that he is indeed a very depressed person who doesn't care too much about himself...
Guess Hollywood already have it's new Howard Hughes.
he just needs the right girl. jim carrey was depressed too and now he's got jenny mccarthy.
By Anonymous, on 8:04 PM
I'm an adult L cup and my balls are waaaaay bigger than jessica's.
By Anonymous, on 8:16 PM
now jim carrey just has daily migraines and ringing in his ears
By Anonymous, on 8:24 PM
it's not a grill, jessica got caught on dad's zipper. she's eager but not too bright.
By Anonymous, on 8:33 PM
Damn ugly beard in a damn beautiful man who doesn't need to look like he's getting a pap smear
By Anonymous, on 8:36 PM
the great thing about rachel is that you can pop her head off and put it on a table, then comb the hair until it's just right. buy a set of 4 rachels and you can have a tea party.
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
"Penis Powerball numbers" that is freakin classic!
I think we all need to scratch one off...
By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM
"Even though she's 42, I'd still go down on Sandra Bullock"
really? you'd just get a mouthful of day-old Jesse James splooge. or maybe a streak of engine grease. plus she always seemed like one of those perky-but-dry chicks - you look up from your little hairy patch of desert and she's just coldly eyeballing you.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
rachel does not have C cups!
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
Rachel Bilson is a C cup like I'm a size 2.
Seriously, that girl is more like 32 barely A. I'm not hating, honestly, you can't be that small and have C breasts - they'd look enormous and ridiculous on her tiny frame.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
Rachel Bilson is a lovely girl, if a bit skinny, but I think you have your bra sizes confused. C cups would look crazy on her tiny body - she's probably an A, maybe a nearly B in the past when she had more meat on her bones.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
Rachel Bilson is a lovely garden gnome, if a bit skinny, but I think her giant feet would make her quite steady on the ground
By Anonymous, on 9:57 PM
she's so cute i want to hug her until her head pops
By Anonymous, on 10:06 PM
Keanu was just doing some method acting, playing his character from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, as he'd appear today.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
Enough about Todd misjudging Rachel's tit size. I just can't figure out if the exposed podium boob was intentional or not...
By y tu mama tambien, on 12:08 AM
even though she's an A cup though, she's still cute, and her boobs are cute as well. they fit her body.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
she'd be awesome if she got implants and lost a couple of pounds
By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM
agreed.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Bilson perfect? I think not!
I really don't get how so many people seem to fawn over her (though it's nice to see quite a few people on this Blog seem to agree and actually get 'it')? She's honestly not that talented and her show is a load of crap. Going by interviews she's done she's a ditz and a little conceited "I know how to use my sex appeal". Also she's a plain jane - same average hair and eye color and crooked side teeth. She only looks nice when she's done up with full makeup and hair ala Teen Choice Awards. She doesnt even have that special girl next door quality!
And ITA with the comments on Rachel looking like a bobble head doll. She's midget sized and combined with the weight she lost the past 2 years, her head looks ginormous. And don't even get me started on those huge clown feet coming off those matchstick legs.
As for being an C? Dude she's barely an A.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
Jenn - Don't be sad. There's plenty of teenyboppers who LUV RACHEL 4 EVA. Doesn't mean we're ugly just cause we have taste. She's really not that good looking, any girl of the street could act as well as her and her bra size is NOT a C, the only thing big on that body is the head and those massive feet. Also she dates Adam who is a HUGE ass. There has to be something wrong with her head (despite the grotesque disproportinate giganticness of it).
By Anonymous, on 10:52 PM
Coming Soon to the Dollar Bin at Your Local Video Depot!!
Rachel Bilson starring in the next sequel to Coneheads- "White, Whiny, and Spoiled: Coneheads of the OC"
That's pretty much the only way FOX is going to make a dime off that shitty show after this season.
By roknchik, on 5:00 PM
Post a Comment
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com