Paris wanna play of being a singer now? Wow, obsolutely unreal and the pics... she looks like Angelica, a brazilian hostess of a tv game widely known in Brazil... I wonder what those paparazzis must be thinkink about her... look at the guy in blue shirt at pic # 05, he looks petrified as well... pretty dad´s girl on action again. God bless Paris Hilton and her freaks
Well, she's already given up class, food, condoms, and intelligence. Why shouldn't sex be next? However, I do question what she'll give up for Lent. Cipro?
Did anyone see her on the "Today" show this morning? They totally shot her from her left (wonky-eyed) side on purpose. her eye was the wonkiest I'd seen it yet.
While I enjoyed your piece and I am the type of man that this woman would never ever ever have sex with, and although I don't like her racist and stupid comments that she makes from time to time, I think it is, well, wrong, to talk bad for her just because she is rich and has sex often. I wouldn't mind being a male version of hers, having fun all the time, screwing around and having shitload of money sound good to me.
In that last pic she looks like a spoiled little kid trying to play dress up with mommy's clothes.
If she wasn't a Hilton, she'd be making smoothies in the mall food court. She might be the hottest girl working in the food court, but that bitch from Hollister is way hotter.
This whole no sex thing is totally true. Before her pact we had sex everytime she was in town, now all she does is kiss me. Of course we're both naked and having sex, but now she kisses.
I think by "sex" Paris means "'video-taped and released on DVD and the internet for the whole world to see' sex". In which case, I hope Serena loses first. Of course, when Serena says she won't have sex it probably means she will stop shoving her tennis racket in her vagina for a year.
There's that stupid red belt again. It looks better actually on her waist this time and not wrapped around her rib cage. And Serena Williams is SO gonna lose that bet. We all know guys can't go as long without sex as girls can.
This whore spouts off at the mouth with whatever she thinks will keep her name in the press. Simple as that.
She said she's slept with only two men because she herself knows how absurd such a claim is, and that every paper in the western world will print it because of how absolutely absurd it its. Simple as that.
She'd snap kittens' necks at a press conference just to grace the cover of the ASPCA's newsletter.
OMG!!!! Vigilante, that was funny... actually, all the posts are hysterical today... LOL! This just goes to show how much we all hate Parisite, and apparently with ample justification!
You know I was just wondering how dumb she is...this really takes the cake if she's being serious. Maybe she should stop talking in that cutesy child voice if she wants people to take her seriously about quitting sex for a year. When I did it, it was because all the guys around me sucked and were children...as for Paris, she acts like a 12 year old mentally challenged girl most of the time so she has lots in common with guys between the ages of 20-26...look at Brandon for chrissakes, he's like a total idiot!
Paris is just one nasty fake thing. And she give Firecrotch a rest. You would think with as many crotch pictures of her floating around and with that Menstrual shot a while ago that she wouldn't want any attention paid to red crotches
Although she's definitely a skank, I have serious doubts that she "really, really, really likes having sex", if that sex tape is any indication. There is no shortage of skanks that don't actually enjoy sex itself.
Paris is just one nasty fake thing. And she give Firecrotch a rest. You would think with as many crotch pictures of her floating around and with that Menstrual shot a while ago that she wouldn't want any attention paid to red crotches
exactly,August 17, 2006 12:54 PM not enjoying sex that much but still having it is what makes a girl slutty. pah, people give Jenna Jameson lots of credit for being an ok person even though she fucks all the time, because at least she likes it and it shows. paris probably has slept with less people, but the fact that she acts like she doesnt have it and doesnt appear to enjoy it (she said she's "not a sexual person" in the past) make her a Grade A slut.
Concentrate on her work? What the holy flaming fuck does this bitch do besides milk her 15 minutes? (which were up way long ago) You know who's to blame? (besides her mom for not aborting) Tabloids. If they didn't blast out a special report every time this cunt queefed, she'd shrivel up & die. I say let the blackout begin...
"im not a sexual person" it showed in her sex tape yet, she uses her sexuality to attract men, she appears to the world as a skank with her raunchy clothes and behavior and the countless times ive seen her crotch and her ass.....from the front (ew) but shes "frigid in the bedroom" so shes a freak in the street and a lady in bed? shouldnt it be the other way around? isnt what men find sexy a lady in the street but a freak in the bed? shes so confident thats shes sexy and she knows what sexy is but shes and idiot, she has no idea, shes ass backwards or ass forward in her case.
Aside from the fact that she most likely won't be winning the bet, are we just supposed to take HER word for it - that she's really abstaining?!! (riiight...)
"a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" I think some rapper said that. Like Chamillionare or Ludacris. I think it was in that song Ridin' so it could have been Krazie Bone.
not enjoying sex that much but still having it is what makes a girl slutty. pah, people give Jenna Jameson lots of credit for being an ok person even though she fucks all the time, because at least she likes it and it shows. paris probably has slept with less people, but the fact that she acts like she doesnt have it and doesnt appear to enjoy it (she said she's "not a sexual person" in the past) make her a Grade A slut.
that is the stupidest fucking thing i have ever heard. that doesnt even make sense.
Just becuase she isn't doing "it" on film...doesn't meen the public doesn't know she's doing "it"...does she meen sex?? becuase she doesn't say what "it" is....I do have to agree with sam...I don't think she knows what "it" is. Maby she should grow up and call it sex...and just becuase she isn't having sex on tape doesn't meen that we beleave that she isn't a dirty skank anymore...she may say she isn't but we all know she is.
By the size of Serena's bottom I'd say she takes it up the arse at least five times a day. Any just look at the size of her tits, somebody's got to be suckings on those melons while arming her massive cunt.
serena is more of a hoe than you all know,she has admitted it on several occassions(if you can read between the lines.Check out the internet and see,Collin Farrell,and countless others can tell you that,so Serena has already lost trust me!
54 Comments:
This chick is a F'n mental case.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
Ok, we know her first single suck as expected, now let's see if she can sing it live.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 AM
I bet you Serena wins
By Anonymous, on 2:50 AM
Please, she doesn't even know what the word 'year' means. She probably thinks it's some kind of shoe.
By chronos, on 4:23 AM
Paris wanna play of being a singer now? Wow, obsolutely unreal and the pics... she looks like Angelica, a brazilian hostess of a tv game widely known in Brazil... I wonder what those paparazzis must be thinkink about her... look at the guy in blue shirt at pic # 05, he looks petrified as well... pretty dad´s girl on action again. God bless Paris Hilton and her freaks
By Anonymous, on 4:53 AM
I bet she's insecure about her huge feet, which is why she always crosses her legs or bends them in.. there's nothing good about what she does
By Anonymous, on 4:59 AM
She's such a waste of skin. Who buys her crap? No one I know of.
By Anonymous, on 5:16 AM
Well, she's already given up class, food, condoms, and intelligence. Why shouldn't sex be next? However, I do question what she'll give up for Lent. Cipro?
By Kitty X, on 5:43 AM
Hasn't she been saying this for, like, weeks now?
Did anyone see her on the "Today" show this morning? They totally shot her from her left (wonky-eyed) side on purpose. her eye was the wonkiest I'd seen it yet.
By Anonymous, on 6:11 AM
While I enjoyed your piece and I am the type of man that this woman would never ever ever have sex with, and although I don't like her racist and stupid comments that she makes from time to time, I think it is, well, wrong, to talk bad for her just because she is rich and has sex often. I wouldn't mind being a male version of hers, having fun all the time, screwing around and having shitload of money sound good to me.
By Anonymous, on 6:24 AM
In that last pic she looks like a spoiled little kid trying to play dress up with mommy's clothes.
If she wasn't a Hilton, she'd be making smoothies in the mall food court. She might be the hottest girl working in the food court, but that bitch from Hollister is way hotter.
By CK1, on 6:34 AM
"I love me so much" repeats on loop inside of her head, and you can definately see that in these pics.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
The banter in Pic #3 couldn't be any more obvious if it had little cartoon bubbles on it.
Paris: "You want me to sign my poster? Where? Here?"
Paparazzi: "Yeah, sign it! Not there...down a bit...down....a little to the right...no, your other right..."
And there's something that's always bugged me, are we sure that's just a lazy eye and not a glass eye? It's feckin' creepy, ain't it?
By Vigilante, on 7:15 AM
DID ANYONE SEE MY DEBUT ON THE TODAY SHOW THIS MORNING!! I SHOWED THE WORLD ALL MY SQUINTY BEAUTY! I WAS HOTT!!
~Paris Hilton's Wonky Left Eye.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM
This whole no sex thing is totally true. Before her pact we had sex everytime she was in town, now all she does is kiss me. Of course we're both naked and having sex, but now she kisses.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM
Well, she's under the mistaken impression that if she doesn't do it in public, people won't notice and it won't count.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
Isn't this part of the 12-Step "Stop the Spread of Herpes" (and therefore Paris's legs) program?
By What ho!, on 8:17 AM
I think by "sex" Paris means "'video-taped and released on DVD and the internet for the whole world to see' sex". In which case, I hope Serena loses first. Of course, when Serena says she won't have sex it probably means she will stop shoving her tennis racket in her vagina for a year.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
There's that stupid red belt again. It looks better actually on her waist this time and not wrapped around her rib cage. And Serena Williams is SO gonna lose that bet. We all know guys can't go as long without sex as girls can.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
This whore spouts off at the mouth with whatever she thinks will keep her name in the press. Simple as that.
She said she's slept with only two men because she herself knows how absurd such a claim is, and that every paper in the western world will print it because of how absolutely absurd it its. Simple as that.
She'd snap kittens' necks at a press conference just to grace the cover of the ASPCA's newsletter.
By joejoe, on 9:13 AM
She's said that she's not having sex for an entire year. I'm willing to bet she has no clue that means "365 days."
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
I doubt she even made it a day without sex
By Brandy, on 10:18 AM
OMG!!!! Vigilante, that was funny... actually, all the posts are hysterical today... LOL!
This just goes to show how much we all hate Parisite, and apparently with ample justification!
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Thank you, thankyouverymuch...
By Vigilante, on 11:22 AM
"Of course, when Serena says she won't have sex it probably means she will stop shoving her tennis racket in her vagina for a year. "
August 17, 2006 8:31 AM
LOL. Funny.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
You know I was just wondering how dumb she is...this really takes the cake if she's being serious. Maybe she should stop talking in that cutesy child voice if she wants people to take her seriously about quitting sex for a year. When I did it, it was because all the guys around me sucked and were children...as for Paris, she acts like a 12 year old mentally challenged girl most of the time so she has lots in common with guys between the ages of 20-26...look at Brandon for chrissakes, he's like a total idiot!
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
"And Serena Williams is SO gonna lose that bet. We all know guys can't go as long without sex as girls can."
effin' hilarious!!!
"...when the maid has to burn her clothes and be kept in isolation every time she changes your sheets."
*mental image of guatemalan woman in quarantine* LOL
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Serena Williams has sex?!?!
With who or what????
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Serena Williams has sex?!?!
With who or what??? UGGGHHHH!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM
Paris is just one nasty fake thing. And she give Firecrotch a rest. You would think with as many crotch pictures of her floating around and with that Menstrual shot a while ago that she wouldn't want any attention paid to red crotches
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Although she's definitely a skank, I have serious doubts that she "really, really, really likes having sex", if that sex tape is any indication. There is no shortage of skanks that don't actually enjoy sex itself.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Paris is just one nasty fake thing. And she give Firecrotch a rest. You would think with as many crotch pictures of her floating around and with that Menstrual shot a while ago that she wouldn't want any attention paid to red crotches
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
exactly,August 17, 2006 12:54 PM
not enjoying sex that much but still having it is what makes a girl slutty. pah, people give Jenna Jameson lots of credit for being an ok person even though she fucks all the time, because at least she likes it and it shows. paris probably has slept with less people, but the fact that she acts like she doesnt have it and doesnt appear to enjoy it (she said she's "not a sexual person" in the past) make her a Grade A slut.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
This should be easy for her. Women are experts when it comes to not having sex, or avoiding sex.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Ouch! Todd, you the man!
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
Serena should really send her father/agent away if she means to win this bet.
By Der Steppenwolf, on 5:44 PM
Concentrate on her work? What the holy flaming fuck does this bitch do besides milk her 15 minutes? (which were up way long ago) You know who's to blame? (besides her mom for not aborting) Tabloids. If they didn't blast out a special report every time this cunt queefed, she'd shrivel up & die. I say let the blackout begin...
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
"im not a sexual person" it showed in her sex tape yet, she uses her sexuality to attract men, she appears to the world as a skank with her raunchy clothes and behavior and the countless times ive seen her crotch and her ass.....from the front (ew) but shes "frigid in the bedroom" so shes a freak in the street and a lady in bed? shouldnt it be the other way around? isnt what men find sexy a lady in the street but a freak in the bed?
shes so confident thats shes sexy and she knows what sexy is but shes and idiot, she has no idea, shes ass backwards or ass forward in her case.
By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM
Aside from the fact that she most likely won't be winning the bet, are we just supposed to take HER word for it - that she's really abstaining?!! (riiight...)
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
"a lady in the street but a freak in the bed" I think some rapper said that. Like Chamillionare or Ludacris. I think it was in that song Ridin' so it could have been Krazie Bone.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
3 cheers for her!!! she's got talent..sucking cock, bieng a fucktard, and spending money.. a real winner here!!
By TheCatsMeow, on 1:38 PM
Woo-hoo, shed be ok if she would just refrain from opening her her cock hole and spewing forth unitelligent dribble..
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Are we certain that she was quoted correctly? Perhaps she said she wouldn't have sex "for a beer" or "on a weir"....
By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM
Are we certain that she was quoted correctly? Perhaps she said she wouldn't have sex "for a beer" or "on a weir"....
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Paris said my Blog is lame
By Bostick, on 4:47 PM
1:54, got dumped much?
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
not enjoying sex that much but still having it is what makes a girl slutty. pah, people give Jenna Jameson lots of credit for being an ok person even though she fucks all the time, because at least she likes it and it shows. paris probably has slept with less people, but the fact that she acts like she doesnt have it and doesnt appear to enjoy it (she said she's "not a sexual person" in the past) make her a Grade A slut.
that is the stupidest fucking thing i have ever heard. that doesnt even make sense.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
Some one explain. How did Paris get a cd out? She cannon sing!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:41 PM
Paris got a CD because we have computers/technology to pick up the slack.
Scream into the mic, tweak some knobs in the studio, and voila anyone can 'sing.'
Yes, pun intended on 'tweak some knobs in the studio.' ;)
By joejoe, on 12:45 PM
'It'. She's been using that word a lot. I do not think it means what she thinks it means.
By sam991, on 3:03 PM
Just becuase she isn't doing "it" on film...doesn't meen the public doesn't know she's doing "it"...does she meen sex?? becuase she doesn't say what "it" is....I do have to agree with sam...I don't think she knows what "it" is. Maby she should grow up and call it sex...and just becuase she isn't having sex on tape doesn't meen that we beleave that she isn't a dirty skank anymore...she may say she isn't but we all know she is.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
Paris once said she wants to have sex with her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBYA0l-pO9k
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
By the size of Serena's bottom I'd say she takes it up the arse at least five times a day. Any just look at the size of her tits, somebody's got to be suckings on those melons while arming her massive cunt.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
serena is more of a hoe than you all know,she has admitted it on several occassions(if you can read between the lines.Check out the internet and see,Collin Farrell,and countless others can tell you that,so Serena has already lost trust me!
By observer, on 5:53 PM
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