Good. I'm glad she did it... that cemetary sounds like a place where talentless pricks get to pat themselves on the back for eternity. Fuck em. Haha, now you're buried next to Paris Hilton's goat, you self-important assholes.
By the way, Paris Hilton is hot. I don't care how diseased her gash is, I don't care how many crabs infest her pubes or what color her discharges may be. I'd gladly lap up her vaginal yeast like custard pie. Anyone who disagrees is either a) gay, b) female, or c) retarded, or a combination of the three.
"I'm sad because my goat just died todaaaaaaaaaaay." This girl is a walking Frogs' song. If you get my reference you are almost as cool as I am. April Fools.
everyone thinks Paris Hilton is an idiot. need proof? look at picture #5 included with this post, and pay attention to the people standing in the doorway in the upper left of the picture. they are definitely laughing at her.
Actually anom 11:10 your link clearly states that Hugh Hefner has reserved the crypt next to Monroe's. So no, there are no available sites next to hers. And seriously you think after 44 years no would would have snatched up that crypt? There are PLENTY of people who would die (pun NOT intended) to be buried next to Monroe. Theres no way that it would go to a freaking goat. Or even to Paris herself.
laura, look where the bench is and where it sits in front of Marilyn's slot. There are several empty slots around Marylin's slot and the picture is NOT 44 years old. I'm sure that's probably prime real estate and costs a ton of money to own a slot there. Death is expensive.
So oblivious that people are looking at her and laughing. "The boys all fight over me"? Well, that one looks like he's about to imitate her poses and snotty face.
That said, I hope they dig up the damn goat, perform an autopsy to confirm that the poor thing was infected with her superherpes, and mail the body back to her. Isn't it ILLEGAL to bury animals in a human graveyard?
Has there ever been anyone in history who has been such a waste of skin?
I'm serious. All that money, all that exposure, and dare I say it...those looks. And all she can do is party, screw, and be as stupid as that goat she is burying!
How much did she pay for the plot? How many hungry families could have been fed with that money?
I mena for god's sake, help some people! Donate to charity, go to school and get an education!
And where the F are her parents in all this? Are they just as clueless? Can they honestly sleep at night knowing what a useless drain on society they raised and continue to fund?
"At J.Bird productions we provide not only the latest in state-of-the-art show production, but also the experience to make it all work. We also specialize in marketing, public relations and product development."
j-bird,
Who do you provide public relations and product development to? Sheep-fucking ex-cons and NAMBLA? You seem like a real professional guy.
Anon 12:41. Stop besmirching my good name. I am not associated with jbird.com. And I do not provide support for people who fuck sheep. I fuck the sheep myself, thank you. This j-bird is 100% vertically integrated.
Anyway, let me know if you're up for grabbing some beers, and then blowing my pet chocolate lab. His name is Ferguson Jenkins, and he doesn't like toothy blowjobs, so please come correct.
I think we should take the "ignore it and it will go away" approach to j-bird's posts. You're not even funny, j-bird. Could you at least try to be funny?
Whew now that's an insult to poor MM...will wonders never cease to amaze me, what the hell other stupid ass shit will Paris do next? She must be brain dead and only functioning on her cerebral cortex these days...hey, I heard one of her exotic animals bit her on the arm too (www.superficial.com)!
I find it highly doubtful that plots next to Marilyn aren't reserved already. I enjoy a good Paris is retarded story but this one sounds like crap to me.
All the people who "doubt" this story sound like they're defending Paris. Don't do that. Just call her a whore and refuse to spend any money on anything she sells. That's the best you can do to get rid of her.
Anon 12:16: As far as I know, it's not illegal to bury animal remains in a human graveyard. At least not where I live anyways. It is, however, illegal to send remains in the post. Human or otherwise. The best way to get that damned goat back to her would be to send it by private courier. Wrapped like a present so she'll think it's something special from one of her imaginary admirers. With a big friggin bow tied around it's diseased neck. Included in the package should be a plastic knife and fork and a napkin that has "Eat Goat, you fucking whore" written on it. In ketchup, naturally.
.....
You know, she's got younger brothers from what I have heard. One would think that her parents would have stepped up long before now and stamped her fugly ass out. Solely for the interests of her brothers, who undoubtedly will one day take on some part of the business end of the Hilton empire. There's a commercial I hear on the radio every once in a while (when I'm not snoozing on the beach). It says "Come stay at Hotel (insert inaudible name here), another sparkling gem in the Hilton Family of Hotels". I laugh like Hell every time I hear that commercial.
Sparkling gem. Sure. Only if it's a cubic zirconia. 'Cause that's all Parisite seems to be!
Paris is in love with Hollywood, wants to be famous in Hollywood and fucks everyone in Hollywood. She's not doing it as a "fuck you" to Hollywood. She's doing it because she thinks since it's Paris Hilton's goat, it's worthy of such a glamorous burial spot.
"PARIS 4 EVA" You idiot. When does school start again? Please say "soon."
That is one of the stupidest fucking outfits I've ever seen her wear. Nice giant belt around your ribs to act as a bra for your flat chest. Please kill yourself, Paris.
"This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals. It should be reserved for superstars."
Who says shit like this ? WHO GIVES A FUCK ?!? It's a fucking hole in the ground. The ground doesn't know the difference between an animal or a human. Fucking idiot.
Paris is doing her own thing regardless of ths shit people post about her. You want her to go away? Then stop reacting... the people that reply merely fuel the hype and keep her in the spotlight. I think if someone that has so much control over her public image can evoke the responses she does is welcome to the spotlight. And following this comment will be more people bagging me for standing up for her... and I am laughing at you for contributing to her fame.
7:46- I wouldn't exactly call what she has "fame." I'd call it "infamy" at this point. It's not the type of recognition most people would want, and it will only get worse, as she digs herself more and more into it. "Control over the spotlight"? I don't think so. She's flying by the seat of her nasty pants, desperately trying to get people to like her, when in reality almost everyone is making fun of her at this point. And yeah, she definately deserves that.
I dont believe the crypt beside Marilyn Monroe would be available. Sorry this story is bull. AND the cemetary is not going to place a goat there as well.
A smear of Marilyn's lipstick on a cum rag would have more class than Paris and her entire stock of lackies. Simple Life can be funny, I'll give her that, but I sincerely hope she's eaten alive by a herd of rabid goats for thinking she has any right to put herself in the ranks of Marilyn and Truman Capote. Ugh.
usually i love this website, but I am very disappointed in this story. it is completely false!! Marilyn is not even buried in a grave, she is in a masoleum, i have been there. what a ridiculous story!!
Paris Hilton will not go away. People need a famous young freak to laugh at and let's face it, she's Hollywood royalty (that's kinda like being the biggest turd in the toilet...eventually it's all gonna get flushed).
Marilyn was murdered for what she knew!!!What could be worse than that?? People, she is not truly there--she is an innocent in Heaven, just like Paris will be, hopefully decades and decades into the future. I just wish she would've used some of the money for helping the homeless in the same city that she lives in!!We are so judgemental against things we don't understand!!Jealousy is a weakness!!we need to focus on important, life changing events-i doubt this is gonna change your life!!T
F@CK!!! August 12, 2006 1:19 PM!!! You mede me sick from laughing... Marilyn was murdered for what she knew!!!What could be worse than that?? People, she is not truly there--she is an innocent in Heaven, just like Paris will be, hopefully decades and decades into the future. I just wish she would've used some of the money for helping the homeless in the same city that she lives in!!We are so judgemental against things we don't understand!!Jealousy is a weakness!!we need to focus on important, life changing events-i doubt this is gonna change your life!!............Seriously
And you know what? This did change my life! I had a pair of baby doll pyjamas that looked similar to these and because they reminded me so much of Parisite Hilton I went outside and burned them. I got such a sense of accomplishment out of burning that skanky looking outfit that I actually smiled at the Pizza Guy when he arrived. I'm sure by that simple gesture that I made his entire day.
Pay it Forward, people. Who says this site can't change your life?
I've heard it called a lot of things but never "goat". Snatch, Clam, Vagina, Pussy, Po-Po, 'The C-word',...etc. I guess when it eats everything you put in front of it then 'Goat' is what you call it.
That is, honest to god, one of the worst comments I've read in a long time. Fuck superstars. It should be reserved for people who've done more than be a skid mark on the underwear of society.
Marilyn was murdered for what she knew!!!What could be worse than that?? People, she is not truly there--she is an innocent in Heaven, just like Paris will be...
What... the... Fuck?
I can only hope that was some kind of awful satire.
Paris Hitlon is nothing but a spoiled little girl! If it weren't for her daddy, she'd be nothing.
How can anyone allow this to take palce? This is outrageous. It's a cemetary for PEOPLE, not little, furry people with 4 legs! Marilyn was a goddess. Paris is a skank.
I hope they do not allow this to take place. If so, it only proves how jacked up Hollywood has become!
I find this living thing as an insult to humanity. She is the most spoiled self degrading sack of flesh on this planet. One thing that pisses me off even more is that the public loves that about her and have gotten her to where she is now. I can't even think about her without going into some sort of depression, and i want to retaliate. I say we start a petition to get Paris Hilton executed. This is the only person that i can say this about without feeling any sort of guilt at all. I'm disgusted. It's either her or me.
78 Comments:
Id be more upset if the plot was for Paris. A goat seems less offensive.
By Pasquale, on 10:58 AM
Good. I'm glad she did it... that cemetary sounds like a place where talentless pricks get to pat themselves on the back for eternity. Fuck em. Haha, now you're buried next to Paris Hilton's goat, you self-important assholes.
By the way, Paris Hilton is hot. I don't care how diseased her gash is, I don't care how many crabs infest her pubes or what color her discharges may be. I'd gladly lap up her vaginal yeast like custard pie. Anyone who disagrees is either a) gay, b) female, or c) retarded, or a combination of the three.
By J-bird, on 11:01 AM
j-bird - You're blind and retarded. That's a dangerous combo. Don't worry, with low standards like that you'll die of AIDS soon.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
there is no plot next to marilyn - she is in a wall crypt, and there are no empty slots near her.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
^ How do you know there aren't any available slots next to Marilyn? Do you work there?
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
Looks to me like there are empty slots -
http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/WestwoodObituaries/marilynsgrave.htm
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
With all her money, Paris needs to consider a brain implant. J-bird here can eat her dumb brain.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
the first pic is how she walks when billy's done with her
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
Paris Hilton is such a waste of skin, I'm surprised society lets her live.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
I never thought of Paris as a goat person. I always saw Paris more as the Jackass type
By Brandy, on 11:25 AM
I remember the time when she wanted to get married at Westminsters Abbey. Such a dumb specimen.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
j-bird, I got crabs just reading your post.
By Pasquale, on 11:39 AM
I just love the fact that the two people behind her in the last pic are totally laughing at her.
Classic.
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
"I'm sad because my goat just died todaaaaaaaaaaay." This girl is a walking Frogs' song. If you get my reference you are almost as cool as I am. April Fools.
By YourMama, on 11:49 AM
everyone thinks Paris Hilton is an idiot. need proof? look at picture #5 included with this post, and pay attention to the people standing in the doorway in the upper left of the picture. they are definitely laughing at her.
By lindsay, on 11:52 AM
As dispicable as she may be. That outfit, shoes and hair is fantastic. She looks great. poor goat
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
Actually anom 11:10 your link clearly states that Hugh Hefner has reserved the crypt next to Monroe's. So no, there are no available sites next to hers. And seriously you think after 44 years no would would have snatched up that crypt? There are PLENTY of people who would die (pun NOT intended) to be buried next to Monroe. Theres no way that it would go to a freaking goat. Or even to Paris herself.
By Laura, on 12:01 PM
laura, look where the bench is and where it sits in front of Marilyn's slot. There are several empty slots around Marylin's slot and the picture is NOT 44 years old. I'm sure that's probably prime real estate and costs a ton of money to own a slot there. Death is expensive.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
it's inattention to details that'll make your boyfriend dump you every time
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
So oblivious that people are looking at her and laughing. "The boys all fight over me"? Well, that one looks like he's about to imitate her poses and snotty face.
That said, I hope they dig up the damn goat, perform an autopsy to confirm that the poor thing was infected with her superherpes, and mail the body back to her. Isn't it ILLEGAL to bury animals in a human graveyard?
By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
/*Insert Angry Rant Here*
Has there ever been anyone in history who has been such a waste of skin?
I'm serious. All that money, all that exposure, and dare I say it...those looks. And all she can do is party, screw, and be as stupid as that goat she is burying!
How much did she pay for the plot? How many hungry families could have been fed with that money?
I mena for god's sake, help some people! Donate to charity, go to school and get an education!
And where the F are her parents in all this? Are they just as clueless? Can they honestly sleep at night knowing what a useless drain on society they raised and continue to fund?
*/End Of Rant*
By Cletuscat, on 12:25 PM
Yet another attempt to keep her name in the press.
Doesn't she have an album coming out soon too? PUBLICITY WHORE.
I'm sure an autopsy would find the superherpes, AND a whole wack of peanut butter. Poor goat.
By joejoe, on 12:28 PM
Copied and pasted from JBird.com:
"At J.Bird productions
we provide not only the latest in
state-of-the-art show production,
but also the experience to make it all work.
We also specialize in marketing, public relations and product development."
j-bird,
Who do you provide public relations and product development to? Sheep-fucking ex-cons and NAMBLA? You seem like a real professional guy.
By coo-coo-cachoo, on 12:41 PM
now it burns when i pee.
-billy
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Anon 12:41. Stop besmirching my good name. I am not associated with jbird.com. And I do not provide support for people who fuck sheep. I fuck the sheep myself, thank you. This j-bird is 100% vertically integrated.
Anyway, let me know if you're up for grabbing some beers, and then blowing my pet chocolate lab. His name is Ferguson Jenkins, and he doesn't like toothy blowjobs, so please come correct.
By J-bird, on 1:06 PM
If Marilyn had a vote on this, i think she'd still prefer to spend eternity next to a goat rather than Paris. I know i would.
By sam991, on 1:18 PM
I'd rather be buried next to a goat than that ho-bag.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
I'll take the goat over Paris, please. I'm already dead enough and don't want to catch what she has.
Thank you.
By marilyn monroe, on 1:23 PM
I think we should take the "ignore it and it will go away" approach to j-bird's posts. You're not even funny, j-bird. Could you at least try to be funny?
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
1:27 - you do not speak for the community, you penis.
I am not obligated to amuse some mouthbreathing internet monkey.
It is my constitutional right to congregate here and discuss how Paris Hilton's axe-wound tastes like french vanilla ice cream.
Don't hate the bird.
By J-Bird, on 1:40 PM
Whew now that's an insult to poor MM...will wonders never cease to amaze me, what the hell other stupid ass shit will Paris do next? She must be brain dead and only functioning on her cerebral cortex these days...hey, I heard one of her exotic animals bit her on the arm too (www.superficial.com)!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
my retarded cousin used to wear a red fanny pack that looks an awful lot like the belt/purse matching combo in these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
There's no way I believe that - it's too insane even for Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I find it highly doubtful that plots next to Marilyn aren't reserved already. I enjoy a good Paris is retarded story but this one sounds like crap to me.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
All the people who "doubt" this story sound like they're defending Paris. Don't do that. Just call her a whore and refuse to spend any money on anything she sells. That's the best you can do to get rid of her.
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
IF THIS IS TRUE, THAN IT'S AWESOME.
F*CK HOLLYWOOD.
PARIS 4 EVA.
By ALPHABET!, on 2:23 PM
Anon 12:16: As far as I know, it's not illegal to bury animal remains in a human graveyard. At least not where I live anyways. It is, however, illegal to send remains in the post. Human or otherwise. The best way to get that damned goat back to her would be to send it by private courier. Wrapped like a present so she'll think it's something special from one of her imaginary admirers. With a big friggin bow tied around it's diseased neck. Included in the package should be a plastic knife and fork and a napkin that has "Eat Goat, you fucking whore" written on it. In ketchup, naturally.
.....
You know, she's got younger brothers from what I have heard. One would think that her parents would have stepped up long before now and stamped her fugly ass out. Solely for the interests of her brothers, who undoubtedly will one day take on some part of the business end of the Hilton empire. There's a commercial I hear on the radio every once in a while (when I'm not snoozing on the beach). It says "Come stay at Hotel (insert inaudible name here), another sparkling gem in the Hilton Family of Hotels". I laugh like Hell every time I hear that commercial.
Sparkling gem. Sure. Only if it's a cubic zirconia. 'Cause that's all Parisite seems to be!
By Vigilante, on 2:26 PM
Paris is in love with Hollywood, wants to be famous in Hollywood and fucks everyone in Hollywood. She's not doing it as a "fuck you" to Hollywood. She's doing it because she thinks since it's Paris Hilton's goat, it's worthy of such a glamorous burial spot.
"PARIS 4 EVA" You idiot. When does school start again? Please say "soon."
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
What a dumb Bitch, she thinks seh gets everything she wants. Maybe she will fall in the hole too and that will be the end of her.
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
j-bird is the paris hilton of blog commentary: every post of his is diseased, stupid and superficially provocative.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
I agree with anon 11:52 and 11:53:
I hate to admit that I love what she is wearing.
I like that not only are those people laughing at her expense, but the look on her face says she knows it and can't do anything about it.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
What an ugly outfit. I can't believe she had the nerve to say recently that she has only slept with 2 people in her entire life!!
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
That is one of the stupidest fucking outfits I've ever seen her wear. Nice giant belt around your ribs to act as a bra for your flat chest. Please kill yourself, Paris.
By Anonymous, on 3:49 PM
"This is one of the most prestigious cemeteries in the world, it's not for animals. It should be reserved for superstars."
Who says shit like this ? WHO GIVES A FUCK ?!? It's a fucking hole in the ground. The ground doesn't know the difference between an animal or a human. Fucking idiot.
By sparkythespunkydog, on 4:39 PM
if this is true, which i doubt it is, paris hilton deserves dropkicked of the brooklyn bridge. not that she doesnt already.
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
"I never really minded about the little things."
By What ho!, on 5:31 PM
4:39, yeah but the people who go to visit their loved ones DO know the difference. Who cares about the ground?
Fucking asshole.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
They are known for eating anything. Must come in handy for her.
By stavros the goat herder, on 7:03 PM
I don't like the belt.
It's on www.findadeath.com Marilyn in not in the ground. They have all the dead celebrity info there, creepy, but very interesting site.
I'm weird. So.
By Anonymous, on 7:18 PM
I would give it to her really good
By Anonymous, on 7:36 PM
Paris is doing her own thing regardless of ths shit people post about her. You want her to go away? Then stop reacting... the people that reply merely fuel the hype and keep her in the spotlight. I think if someone that has so much control over her public image can evoke the responses she does is welcome to the spotlight. And following this comment will be more people bagging me for standing up for her... and I am laughing at you for contributing to her fame.
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
^ I didn't know Paris' vagina could type. Must be the crabs. Paris' crabs are smarter than her. How funny!
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
That outfit is almost as disgusting as Paris' lazy eye and pathetic blowjob technique.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
7:46, and we are laughing at you for being a self-righteous li'l douche.
Technically those people in the pic are contributing to her fame too. But they're still laughing at what a herpes-ridden joke she is.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
7:46- I wouldn't exactly call what she has "fame." I'd call it "infamy" at this point. It's not the type of recognition most people would want, and it will only get worse, as she digs herself more and more into it. "Control over the spotlight"? I don't think so. She's flying by the seat of her nasty pants, desperately trying to get people to like her, when in reality almost everyone is making fun of her at this point. And yeah, she definately deserves that.
By Anonymous, on 4:41 AM
There is something SERIOUSLY WRONG with that girl. With all her $$$, you'd think somebody would get her some professional help!
By Anonymous, on 5:58 AM
I dont believe the crypt beside Marilyn Monroe would be available.
Sorry this story is bull.
AND the cemetary is not going to place a goat there as well.
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
anon 11:49! the FROGS! YES! best song ever. "i'm hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...."
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
A smear of Marilyn's lipstick on a cum rag would have more class than Paris and her entire stock of lackies. Simple Life can be funny, I'll give her that, but I sincerely hope she's eaten alive by a herd of rabid goats for thinking she has any right to put herself in the ranks of Marilyn and Truman Capote. Ugh.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
usually i love this website, but I am very disappointed in this story. it is completely false!! Marilyn is not even buried in a grave, she is in a masoleum, i have been there. what a ridiculous story!!
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
With all the time Paris obviously spent colour coordinating this atrocious outfit I'm surprised she forgot about her nails and left them pink.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Paris Hilton will not go away. People need a famous young freak to laugh at and let's face it, she's Hollywood royalty (that's kinda like being the biggest turd in the toilet...eventually it's all gonna get flushed).
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
Hugh Hefner has purchase the 'plot' next to MM.He's stated it in many interviews. Paris buries a goat next to MM!? Who comes up with this bullshit?
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
WTF?!! Hugh Hefner has the spot next to MM. This is total bullshit!
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
-sigh- NOW can we have the public execution of Paris Hilton, shes like the black plauge for god sakes
By Klint, on 11:59 AM
Marilyn was murdered for what she knew!!!What could be worse than that?? People, she is not truly there--she is an innocent in Heaven, just like Paris will be, hopefully decades and decades into the future. I just wish she would've used some of the money for helping the homeless in the same city that she lives in!!We are so judgemental against things we don't understand!!Jealousy is a weakness!!we need to focus on important, life changing events-i doubt this is gonna change your life!!T
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
F@CK!!!
August 12, 2006 1:19 PM!!!
You mede me sick from laughing...
Marilyn was murdered for what she knew!!!What could be worse than that?? People, she is not truly there--she is an innocent in Heaven, just like Paris will be, hopefully decades and decades into the future. I just wish she would've used some of the money for helping the homeless in the same city that she lives in!!We are so judgemental against things we don't understand!!Jealousy is a weakness!!we need to focus on important, life changing events-i doubt this is gonna change your life!!............Seriously
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
Who's jealous? Is anyone jealous here?
And you know what? This did change my life! I had a pair of baby doll pyjamas that looked similar to these and because they reminded me so much of Parisite Hilton I went outside and burned them. I got such a sense of accomplishment out of burning that skanky looking outfit that I actually smiled at the Pizza Guy when he arrived. I'm sure by that simple gesture that I made his entire day.
Pay it Forward, people. Who says this site can't change your life?
By Vigilante, on 3:07 PM
vigilante- what a great idea. I paid it forward by donating $3,000 towards curing AIDS in goats. Their suffering needs to end too.
I feel amazing too.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
-sigh- NOW can we have the public execution of Paris Hilton, shes like the black plauge for god sakes
if you will merely appoint me as dictator, i will take out the trash
By Anonymous, on 2:09 AM
I've heard it called a lot of things but never "goat". Snatch, Clam, Vagina, Pussy, Po-Po, 'The C-word',...etc. I guess when it eats everything you put in front of it then 'Goat' is what you call it.
By kevin D. white, on 8:52 AM
"It should be reserved for superstars."
That is, honest to god, one of the worst comments I've read in a long time. Fuck superstars. It should be reserved for people who've done more than be a skid mark on the underwear of society.
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
Marilyn was murdered for what she knew!!!What could be worse than that?? People, she is not truly there--she is an innocent in Heaven, just like Paris will be...
What... the... Fuck?
I can only hope that was some kind of awful satire.
By sam991, on 10:40 PM
OK this has been up forever !! How about some new posts!!
By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM
Yes, I agree.
Paris Hilton is an innocent angel. God bless Paris Hilton.
The poor dear thinks she's sexy, but she sucks dick like she's eating spaghetti.
Let us pray...
By CK1, on 6:56 AM
Where's the article that describes the hellish demonic ritual in which the goat was sacrificed?
I've been looking all over.
:-(
By Missedmanners, on 2:27 PM
Paris Hitlon is nothing but a spoiled little girl! If it weren't for her daddy, she'd be nothing.
How can anyone allow this to take palce? This is outrageous. It's a cemetary for PEOPLE, not little, furry people with 4 legs!
Marilyn was a goddess. Paris is a skank.
I hope they do not allow this to take place. If so, it only proves how jacked up Hollywood has become!
By Marc Berman, on 6:33 PM
I find this living thing as an insult to humanity. She is the most spoiled self degrading sack of flesh on this planet. One thing that pisses me off even more is that the public loves that about her and have gotten her to where she is now. I can't even think about her without going into some sort of depression, and i want to retaliate. I say we start a petition to get Paris Hilton executed. This is the only person that i can say this about without feeling any sort of guilt at all. I'm disgusted. It's either her or me.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
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