You know what? I'm willing to bet that at least half of the 75,000 copies sold in the first week were bought by her people in an attempt to buoy popularity.
I'd put money on it.
What did she call herself recently? Didn't she say she was a "brand"? Not a personality, a BRAND. So yeah, she bought all those copies...
'CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES THEIR OWN BRAND, DON'T THEY?!?
(See? Everything I know now I learned from an Austin Powers Movie. It's all good, baby!)
Karma. It's all about Karma! It's only the beginning of her bad luck. But she'll never get it. She's got too much heiress money. She'll spend the rest of her life failing here and there, but never know how badly she sucks. She'll think the consumers and critics are the ones who suck. She's a bitch.
these bitches both look like gargoyles but kim looks better than paris by a long shot.
and omg. what a surprise. paris's cd flopped. oh my god the world must've found out she has no talent. seriously if you didn't expect this then i advise you to leave your vivid imagination for when you go to sleep.
i'm tired of these talentless bitches like lindsay and paris and hilary duff making cd's knowing that they cant sing. burn these hoes
Paris looks better than Kim and her stupid collagen lips. Plus Kim's dad was OJ's lawyer and helped set that murdering piece of shit free, so fuck her.
She lies so much and is often caught hurting and taunting others, because she feels she is privilaged and we won't remember or care? In fact are as stupid and wickedly mean as she is? Um! You won't promote a stinky person like that to have any success!
Ladies and gents, we have proof positive that God is just! I had this horrible feeling that she'd sell well, and we'd have crazy Paris fans coming online to announce that she was obviously talented, or else people wouldn't be buying her album.
Fortunately, that is never going to happen. And yeah, I wouldn't be startled if she bought most of those herself. Unfortunately this won't give her a clue -- it's not like "House of Wax"'s disastrous presence got her to understand that she can't act, did it?
Now I wait with bated breath for F-Ked's album to end up in the bin right next to Paris's.
I'm glad that people are realizing that the last thing this raunch bitch needs is more money. OUR money. Now all we need to do is find someone to kidnap Lindsay Lohan and take her to "Sacrifice Girl With Fire Hair" Island.
BTW, these numbers typically refer to UNITS SHIPPED TO STORES, not units actually purchased by real people. What did anybody expect of a talentless whore who everybody knew couldn't tour on her own record? Didn't irony stop selling records when William Hung's record charted? Besides, Paris' ironic appeal wore off years ago.
This is Paris! Please, I am a real person with real feelings! I am very hurt and upset by these entries. I have a little brother that reads this stuff! So what! I am rich and talented. It is not my fault. I love fans and want to be loved also. I am a nice, decent girl. I love you, Chick! I am not responsible for Brandon's Davis's words or actions. Please know that. Paris
This is Paris - please stop saying these things about me! They are untrue and I have a little brother that reads these things. I am a nice, decent girl with feelings and deeams. I am human. Please respect that! I love you, Chick! Paris
If you were in fact Paris Hilton, THE Paris Hilton, and you were looking for sympathy then you might want to change your handle. "ParisHeiress" smacks of "Look at Me! I'm better than all of you pee-ons!".
And if your little brother reads this, which he shouldn't be doing to begin with (what is he, like, 13 or something?), then he isn't learning anything new.
You came on to the scene as a trainwreck. A Home Video Porn Star. And you should know this: Trainwrecks are gawked at, they get attention. It takes a long time to clean a trainwreck up and even once that's done people will always remember the trainwreck that was.
So if you'd really like to go legit, if you REALLY have feelings (which I'm sure you do) and you'd really like to protect your little brothers from ridicule then what you need to do is drop out of the spotlight that you've been clinging on to for dear life and go away for a while. A long while. It's not like you don't have the money to do it, right? Then come back and make a fresh start.
And in the meantime, learn how to spell when you text. It's kind of a pre-requisite for being taken seriously.
listen to the paris album? i'd rather have a pap smear with a rake. people have got to stop talking about her. thats the only way she will go away. she's like a bad relative that won't leave!
This is Paris - please stop saying these things about me! They are untrue and I have a little brother that reads these things. I am a nice, decent girl with feelings and deeams. I am human. Please respect that! I love you, Chick! Paris
i hope that that really isnt paris, because if so-fuck you bitch!!! all the people you torment and attempt to ruin are also people with "feelings and dreams" maybe you should stop lying, stop hacking blackberrys, stop planting lies in page six, stop hanging out with fat greasy brandon firecrotch davis and stop spreading your diseased ridden legs you fake, spoiled, lying, blank, stupid, monoton robot baby voiced speaking piece of whorish shit.......oh, and if you're not paris, get a fucking life!!!!
joejoe, if you saw Kim in person I doubt you'd feel the same way. Her face and tits are so plumped up and stiff with plastic surgery , she hardly looks human. Her heels must be 10 inches tall because she's a midget.
Oh yeah, and she's a total stuck up cunt who wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway (unless you're famous or your parents are well-known multi-millionaires).
Kim looks like she's been punched in the mouth, her legs are surprisingly shapely, I thought she was one of those skinny bitches with toothpicks for legs, I guess not...as for Paris...what else can you expect? She's a worthless, talentless ho, and what she's doing in the pictures above is probably the only thing she's really good at...even that, she usually looks like an osentatious peacock...or a trannie at her very best...yuck...
Kim Kardashian is just Paris Hilton's tampon soaking up her attention. Kim will be the next diseased, plastic, stupid whore with her own reality show soon.
I heard they had to layer her voice over 7 times in post production to get any decent depth to it. It sounds it in the finished product--I actually heard the POS on the radio once. It's terrible.
Someone needs to dig up that quote of hers how when she first heard it she started crying because she thought it was "just so beautiful"...what an egomaniac.
99 Cent Stores and Big Lots to unveil Paris's CD next month!! Come get yours!!! The first 5 people in line will also receive a complimentary copy of the Paris Hilron Sex Tape!! Yes people - the same one that is up for an Oscar!!! Aw....dreams DO come true!! :-)
i think she bought 74 999 of the albums but ran out of money on the 75 000 album she tried but they wouldnt give her a deal..(i think they knew no one else would buy them) and the expected 30 000 coming next month will also be bought by her.
you ask why not buy another 75 000 albums again... well shes got no money now... so she can only do half... (thats paris hilton math there.)
i feel bad for her... not maybe ill go buy her album....not ill just download it for free....not
I highly doubt that it's 75,000 units sold! It's probably 75,000 units shipped! An old record company trick. I would really like to see the Soundscan numbers!
The light is finally shining on her cockroached ass. She has no talent. Her claim to fame is being the itch is her fathers balls that night in a Hilton parking lot!
Well, I won't say anything bad about Paris. I mean I bought both of her books last Christmas and when Confessions went on clearance a week later at Borders, I returned it and got the difference. That being said, I did not purchase my 5th grader and her BFF's this album because they said "KidsBop" is for 2nd graders! After the laughter died down, I kindly informed them that Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind" was not a KidsBop song.
"Yeah, she's alos getting ZERO air play. Whereas Christina is being shoved down our throats like puppy chow."
Ive actually heard that song on the radio A LOT. it was in the "top eight at eight" on my station for a few weeks. I dont like the Christina song that much either, but Id rather have the puppy chow than the dog shit, thats for sure.
Kim Kardashian's dad died a while back from lung cancer. I'm sure he's having a blast playing checkers with Ken Lay in hell. Check out her myspace entry--'I'm a princess and you're not'. She's another midless cunt just like Paris.
kim has a big ass. u can't see it on these pics but i saw another shot of her in this outfit and it was pretty big. then paris's was just as flat as it wanted to be lol.
Really, who's surprised that this no-talent assclown's record flopped? Sweet, sweet justice is finally coming. And really, can we get rid of these two ugly stupid spoiled plastic whores and their ilk? These two are prime examples that money truly cannot buy class.
hopefully it's 75k shipped and not sold, because anon 9:14 is right. for a variety of reasons album sales are down these days. earlier this summer the new Johnny Cash cd was No. 1 on Billboard with 88k sales in its first week; later Los Lonely Boys' "Sacred" debuted at #2 with only 67k sales. paris' deal with satan is going along just fine. the "insider source" story seems completely bogus. if it's 75k sold, she'll definitely be in the top 10.
Listen people, if the radio station you are listening to is playing her shit, you are listening to a REALLY retarded station. Broaden your horizons! Get HD radio! And Paris, you are satan's whore and we all wish you would disappear into your herpes sore. DAMN! I'm a poet! HAHAHAHAH!
"Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday." "Yeah, we have it." "Great, can I have it?" "No, you can't." "Why not?" "Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells 'I Just Called to Say I Love You'? Go to the mall."
4:42, I'm betting a superstrain of herpes with a touch of HIV. Maybe some rabies from her menagerie.
What circle of Dante's hell would Paris end up in, I wonder? If Dante were around now, he'd reshuffle it so there is a special one for spoiled, slutty, snotty, racist, chipmunk-voiced heiresses.
Fuck Paris Hilton & fuck anyone like her. Anyone who is entertained by anything about Paris Hilton is only demonstrating they are dumber than a bag of rocks. Paris has two flimsy claims to fame. One, she is from a wealthy family. Two, she allowed herself to be filmed while being nonchalantly plowed by some equally vapid dope. I hope whoever bought her album has it fly out of the CD player & hit them in the eye.
Everyone knows that Paris Hilton is worthless no matter how much money she has. It's people like her is what made me stop listening to the radio a LONG time ago!
84 Comments:
HA HA HA! Dumb bitch.
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
You know what? I'm willing to bet that at least half of the 75,000 copies sold in the first week were bought by her people in an attempt to buoy popularity.
I'd put money on it.
What did she call herself recently? Didn't she say she was a "brand"? Not a personality, a BRAND. So yeah, she bought all those copies...
'CAUSE EVERYBODY LOVES THEIR OWN BRAND, DON'T THEY?!?
(See? Everything I know now I learned from an Austin Powers Movie. It's all good, baby!)
By Vigilante, on 10:28 AM
Good point Vigilante - I was shocked to see that even 75,000 copies had been sold. Who would buy that stinkin' pile-o-monkey-turds?
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
Karma. It's all about Karma! It's only the beginning of her bad luck. But she'll never get it. She's got too much heiress money. She'll spend the rest of her life failing here and there, but never know how badly she sucks. She'll think the consumers and critics are the ones who suck. She's a bitch.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
looks like kim's penis is straining to get out of those shorts
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
I thought Paris said she was a "glans"
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
these bitches both look like gargoyles but kim looks better than paris by a long shot.
and omg. what a surprise. paris's cd flopped. oh my god the world must've found out she has no talent. seriously if you didn't expect this then i advise you to leave your vivid imagination for when you go to sleep.
i'm tired of these talentless bitches like lindsay and paris and hilary duff making cd's knowing that they cant sing. burn these hoes
By prettyboy, on 10:41 AM
A Paris Hilton Tour would be a great idea. She can start for Celine Dion.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
Paris looks better than Kim and her stupid collagen lips. Plus Kim's dad was OJ's lawyer and helped set that murdering piece of shit free, so fuck her.
Both of these girls are fugly, though.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Kim looks like a tranny.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
And to think YouTube made Paris their first celebrity channel that's supposed to make them money. Bad move guys.
By Sweet, on 10:52 AM
75,000 prepubescent girls get too much pocketmoney.
By Ed Lee, on 11:09 AM
No wonder Paris wants to cry everytime she hears her CD
By Veronica, on 11:11 AM
Werewolves!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Todd, will you marry me?
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
Did anyone else notice allmusic.com gave her album 4 and a half stars. Sheesh *looks down*
By Jack Harrison, on 11:36 AM
KIm has the HUGEST ASS!!!!
Thank the LORD that Paris is flopping......the news is so good, " I could like, cry"......LOL
By parissucksliterally, on 11:42 AM
Alright! $16 drink coasters! Now you can sit your Redbull and Vodka on Paris' face.
By Brandy, on 12:12 PM
She lies so much and is often caught hurting and taunting others, because she feels she is privilaged and we won't remember or care? In fact are as stupid and wickedly mean as she is? Um! You won't promote a stinky person like that to have any success!
By d mumsie, on 12:14 PM
Yeah, she's alos getting ZERO air play. Whereas Christina is being shoved down our throats like puppy chow.
By Mateo, on 12:21 PM
Ladies and gents, we have proof positive that God is just! I had this horrible feeling that she'd sell well, and we'd have crazy Paris fans coming online to announce that she was obviously talented, or else people wouldn't be buying her album.
Fortunately, that is never going to happen. And yeah, I wouldn't be startled if she bought most of those herself. Unfortunately this won't give her a clue -- it's not like "House of Wax"'s disastrous presence got her to understand that she can't act, did it?
Now I wait with bated breath for F-Ked's album to end up in the bin right next to Paris's.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
HUZZAH! My faith in humanity has been restored.
Almost.
I'm glad that people are realizing that the last thing this raunch bitch needs is more money. OUR money. Now all we need to do is find someone to kidnap Lindsay Lohan and take her to "Sacrifice Girl With Fire Hair" Island.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
That's because Christina knows how to sing and Paris doesn't.
You're an idiot, "mateo."
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
you all are HATERS paris CD is off the chain. yall need to look past who she is and listen to the music. its a nice party cd. holler
By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM
Hear that? That's the sound of 75,000 voices crying out in terror and suddenly being silenced.
By sam991, on 12:50 PM
Is it any surprise a Paris Hilton fan sounds as ignorant as 12:49?
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
this news just totally made my day
THE BITCH GOT PWNED
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
BTW, these numbers typically refer to UNITS SHIPPED TO STORES, not units actually purchased by real people. What did anybody expect of a talentless whore who everybody knew couldn't tour on her own record? Didn't irony stop selling records when William Hung's record charted? Besides, Paris' ironic appeal wore off years ago.
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
she's still quite a statuesque beauty.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
This is Paris! Please, I am a real person with real feelings!
I am very hurt and upset by these entries. I have a little brother that reads this stuff!
So what! I am rich and talented. It is not my fault. I love fans and want to be loved also. I am a nice, decent girl. I love you, Chick! I am not responsible for Brandon's Davis's words or actions. Please know that. Paris
By parisheiress, on 2:13 PM
once in a lifetime
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
like a goddess
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
This is Paris - please stop saying these things about me! They are untrue and I have a little brother that reads these things. I am a nice, decent girl with feelings and deeams. I am human. Please respect that! I love you, Chick!
Paris
By parisheiress, on 2:14 PM
See, Paris? The 'little people' aren't such dupes after all, you arrogant piece of shite.
Now fuck off back to under the rock from which you crawled out of in NYC, and take your stupid sister with you.
By conrad H., on 2:17 PM
she's beautiful
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
wow that kim sure has shapely legs.
By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM
Hahhaha, the Paris impersonator did a good job since so much of what was written was incoherent and misspelled!
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
Oh, Lord. Where to begin on this one...
Dear ParisHeiress,
If you were in fact Paris Hilton, THE Paris Hilton, and you were looking for sympathy then you might want to change your handle. "ParisHeiress" smacks of "Look at Me! I'm better than all of you pee-ons!".
And if your little brother reads this, which he shouldn't be doing to begin with (what is he, like, 13 or something?), then he isn't learning anything new.
You came on to the scene as a trainwreck. A Home Video Porn Star. And you should know this: Trainwrecks are gawked at, they get attention. It takes a long time to clean a trainwreck up and even once that's done people will always remember the trainwreck that was.
So if you'd really like to go legit, if you REALLY have feelings (which I'm sure you do) and you'd really like to protect your little brothers from ridicule then what you need to do is drop out of the spotlight that you've been clinging on to for dear life and go away for a while. A long while. It's not like you don't have the money to do it, right? Then come back and make a fresh start.
And in the meantime, learn how to spell when you text. It's kind of a pre-requisite for being taken seriously.
By Vigilante, on 2:58 PM
Kim Kardashian is quite nice to look at. Nice, healthy body.
I'd cut off a testicle if it meant she'd touch the remaining one. ;)
I could give a shit less who her dad defended.
By joejoe, on 3:00 PM
listen to the paris album? i'd rather have a pap smear with a rake. people have got to stop talking about her. thats the only way she will go away. she's like a bad relative that won't leave!
By michele, on 3:03 PM
what if she touched it with her own testicle
By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM
This is Paris - please stop saying these things about me! They are untrue and I have a little brother that reads these things. I am a nice, decent girl with feelings and deeams. I am human. Please respect that! I love you, Chick!
Paris
i hope that that really isnt paris, because if so-fuck you bitch!!! all the people you torment and attempt to ruin are also people with "feelings and dreams" maybe you should stop lying, stop hacking blackberrys, stop planting lies in page six, stop hanging out with fat greasy brandon firecrotch davis and stop spreading your diseased ridden legs you fake, spoiled, lying, blank, stupid, monoton robot baby voiced speaking piece of whorish shit.......oh, and if you're not paris, get a fucking life!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
and oh yeah, stop saying fucking shit that makes people want to hurt you like you're a brand or like marilyn monroe, whore
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
joejoe, if you saw Kim in person I doubt you'd feel the same way. Her face and tits are so plumped up and stiff with plastic surgery , she hardly looks human. Her heels must be 10 inches tall because she's a midget.
Oh yeah, and she's a total stuck up cunt who wouldn't give you the time of day, anyway (unless you're famous or your parents are well-known multi-millionaires).
By girl who knows, on 3:26 PM
Kim looks like she's been punched in the mouth, her legs are surprisingly shapely, I thought she was one of those skinny bitches with toothpicks for legs, I guess not...as for Paris...what else can you expect? She's a worthless, talentless ho, and what she's doing in the pictures above is probably the only thing she's really good at...even that, she usually looks like an osentatious peacock...or a trannie at her very best...yuck...
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
Kim always calls her "Daddy" her "hero" so she's as big of a slimebag as he is.
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
Kim Kardashian is just Paris Hilton's tampon soaking up her attention. Kim will be the next diseased, plastic, stupid whore with her own reality show soon.
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Anon 3:21 - OUCH!
Anon 3:22 - DOUBLE OUCH!
Maybe I'm a little late with this but that was nicely said, Lindsay.
By Vigilante, on 3:48 PM
i have no friends......who wants to be my friend?
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
I heard they had to layer her voice over 7 times in post production to get any decent depth to it. It sounds it in the finished product--I actually heard the POS on the radio once. It's terrible.
Someone needs to dig up that quote of hers how when she first heard it she started crying because she thought it was "just so beautiful"...what an egomaniac.
By sean, on 4:14 PM
I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED, the "WELCOME" to your site! Hilarious!
Poor Paris... maybe now she'll sit down and stay home for a while.
By Chanel, on 4:19 PM
Very Pretty , But very large feet
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
Why doesn't she use her billions to buy up a million copies... the pathetic cycle would be complete.
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
UB40 - Kingston Town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPrIgJZXBHs
Now Paris....tsk,tsk....
That's not nice....
By Anonymous, on 4:36 PM
99 Cent Stores and Big Lots to unveil Paris's CD next month!! Come get yours!!! The first 5 people in line will also receive a complimentary copy of the Paris Hilron Sex Tape!! Yes people - the same one that is up for an Oscar!!! Aw....dreams DO come true!! :-)
By Charly, on 5:09 PM
Look at the size of those fat knees of Kim's. It's like 2 ham hocks knocking against each other.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
vigilante
i dont agree with you one bit sorry..
i think she bought 74 999 of the albums but ran out of money on the 75 000 album
she tried but they wouldnt give her a deal..(i think they knew no one else would buy them)
and the expected 30 000 coming next month will also be bought by her.
you ask why not buy another 75 000 albums again... well shes got no money now... so she can only do half...
(thats paris hilton math there.)
i feel bad for her... not
maybe ill go buy her album....not
ill just download it for free....not
wait i ment NOT.... HAHA
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
I highly doubt that it's 75,000 units sold!
It's probably 75,000 units shipped! An old record company trick. I would really like to see the Soundscan numbers!
The light is finally shining on her cockroached ass. She has no talent. Her claim to fame is being the itch is her fathers balls that night in a Hilton parking lot!
By s.dot, on 7:19 PM
paris needs to start hanging out with manly Kim stewart again cuz this Kim makes Paris look fugly.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
It looks like Kim's fly is open. And the only other picture I've seen of her, she was wearing those exact same shoes which she bought on Ebay.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM
It just goes to show, people may look at a trainwreck for free, but they sure as hell won't pay for it.
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
Well, I won't say anything bad about Paris. I mean I bought both of her books last Christmas and when Confessions went on clearance a week later at Borders, I returned it and got the difference. That being said, I did not purchase my 5th grader and her BFF's this album because they said "KidsBop" is for 2nd graders! After the laughter died down, I kindly informed them that Paris Hilton's "Stars are Blind" was not a KidsBop song.
*KidsBop is hit music sung by kids.
By HauteSexyCool, on 8:47 PM
"Yeah, she's alos getting ZERO air play. Whereas Christina is being shoved down our throats like puppy chow."
Ive actually heard that song on the radio A LOT. it was in the "top eight at eight" on my station for a few weeks.
I dont like the Christina song that much either, but Id rather have the puppy chow than the dog shit, thats for sure.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
75,000 is actually sort of a lot. That will probably put her in the top 10 for this week.
Just think about that for a second. Pretty depressing.
By Anonymous, on 9:14 PM
damn,i can see why nick lachey dumped kim. she's ugly, has no fashion sense and is friends with the parisite!!
By Anonymous, on 9:39 PM
Kim Kardashian's dad died a while back from lung cancer. I'm sure he's having a blast playing checkers with Ken Lay in hell. Check out her myspace entry--'I'm a princess and you're not'. She's another midless cunt just like Paris.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
some chick came into my store and bought her cd. I couldnt help but laugh at her and call her a retard. She hasnt been in my store since...
By Anonymous, on 4:44 AM
kim has a big ass. u can't see it on these pics but i saw another shot of her in this outfit and it was pretty big. then paris's was just as flat as it wanted to be lol.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 AM
Really, who's surprised that this no-talent assclown's record flopped? Sweet, sweet justice is finally coming. And really, can we get rid of these two ugly stupid spoiled plastic whores and their ilk? These two are prime examples that money truly cannot buy class.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 AM
hopefully it's 75k shipped and not sold, because anon 9:14 is right. for a variety of reasons album sales are down these days. earlier this summer the new Johnny Cash cd was No. 1 on Billboard with 88k sales in its first week; later Los Lonely Boys' "Sacred" debuted at #2 with only 67k sales. paris' deal with satan is going along just fine. the "insider source" story seems completely bogus. if it's 75k sold, she'll definitely be in the top 10.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
"no-talent assclown's record..."
LOL, 6:17. I love Michael Bolton. "Why should I change? He's the one who SUCKS"
By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM
75,000 SALES , SHE MUST HAVE BOUGHT ONE FOE EVERY GUY SHE'S HAD
By kevin, on 10:05 AM
are you having trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF YOUR VOICE
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Listen people, if the radio station you are listening to is playing her shit, you are listening to a REALLY retarded station. Broaden your horizons! Get HD radio!
And Paris, you are satan's whore and we all wish you would disappear into your herpes sore. DAMN! I'm a poet! HAHAHAHAH!
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
4:44, your comment reminded me of this:
"Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday."
"Yeah, we have it."
"Great, can I have it?"
"No, you can't."
"Why not?"
"Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells 'I Just Called to Say I Love You'? Go to the mall."
Courtesy of Jack Black.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
6 on billboard today. not hot, not flop.
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
Lung Cancer for RobertKardashian- KARMA baby, KARMA.
I wonder what Paris' will be for her horrid self?
By parissucksliterally, on 4:42 PM
thought it was a lie, just checked billboard.com:
"Paris Hilton's "Paris" becomes the highest debut for a new solo female pop artist this year with a No. 6 entry."
one word: buzzkill
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
4:42, I'm betting a superstrain of herpes with a touch of HIV. Maybe some rabies from her menagerie.
What circle of Dante's hell would Paris end up in, I wonder? If Dante were around now, he'd reshuffle it so there is a special one for spoiled, slutty, snotty, racist, chipmunk-voiced heiresses.
By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
Fuck Paris Hilton & fuck anyone like her. Anyone who is entertained by anything about Paris Hilton is only demonstrating they are dumber than a bag of rocks. Paris has two flimsy claims to fame. One, she is from a wealthy family. Two, she allowed herself to be filmed while being nonchalantly plowed by some equally vapid dope. I hope whoever bought her album has it fly out of the CD player & hit them in the eye.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
Some of the songs on the album were actually good (no, I didn't buy it) - what I don't get as a producer is; why waste them on Paris!?
By Olov, on 3:02 AM
KIM IS A TRANNY.FUNCK EM BOTH OR DONT IN THIS CASE LOL
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
I think the South Park episode on Paris summed her up prefectly. I loved the parts where she was caughing up cum.
By Brandy, on 11:44 AM
whoa! Beavis did you hear that chick? she just said "cum"! huh-huh huh-huh
yeah yeah huh-huh huh-huh that was cool!
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
Everyone knows that Paris Hilton is worthless no matter how much money she has. It's people like her is what made me stop listening to the radio a LONG time ago!
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
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