i love those those horrible smiles they have plastered on their faces in #3. who the hell smiles like that getting into a car? definitely out of their tiny little minds.
Finally!! Now, what inquiring minds want to know is when will he go away?? This gay 'poser', his beard-for-hire and his make believe baby need to disappear. (I must say Katie looks awful in pic #1-she should run for her life, if it's possible to escape the posse.)
Too many people know he is a complete nutcase and will never watch him in anything again. He is fun to read about on blogs, though. As he crashes and burns. Goodbye Tommy, you are insane!! Gotta love karma, baby ~ What goes around, comes around. I am enjoying watching you get yours. A long time coming.
Ummm hang on, IS that her? WTF? If it's the Xenu-mate, then perhaps the overdosing of Valium and Kool Aid (to keep her zonked out enough that she doesn't realise WTF she's been doing for the past twelve months) is now actually changing her face! Or is the slackjawed stunned look now in?
Message to Katie: Wake up, Katie! Wake Up! He's not the teen heartthrob you remember growing up and staring at that Top Gun poster on the wall.
The Fairy tale is over. You're gonna wake up one day, turn over and realize you're married to a crazy hobbit! Cut him loose like Paramount! Take the money and run!
Hallelujah. After Tom caused the Big Bomb known as MI:3, losing a lot of employees their jobs, I've been waiting for Paramount to tell him to get his ass out.
It's funny how Mr. Perfect trots out the old "I wasn't fired, I quit!" line. Like we'd believe him. Next he'll probably announce that Suri has tragically died, just to garner sympathy.
oh my god, she looks so lost and terrified in the 1st one. people always say that when talking about pics of her and i always just think they are reading into it and being ridiculous. but geez, this one... it is sad. and i stopped feeling sorry for her looong ago.
the last one looks like he is scolding her. her cheekbones are amazing. and, how does she get so much volume in her hair. i love it.
and yeah, the publicist is an idiot. who is going to believe that shit? who wants tom cruise anymore?
I'm sure Paramount has 'the goods to spill' on any of Tom's skeleton in the closet silliness and Tom will rage a bit but peacefully go his way if he is smart.
It cracks me up how stilted he still is playing Mr. Hetero Boyfriend even though he's had over a year to practice -- just look at the way he's holding her hand! Who does that? It looks like he's trying super hard to appear princely and gallant, when in fact, it just looks desperate and phony. He's always forcing her towards him -- either using one of his awkward clutch-kisses or trotting her out like a show pony in a white-knuckled showing of posed affection.
It's Tom's own fault. Sumner was very clear: no eye contact, no speaking, and - most important - absolutely no pulling off. It's not like Tom would have breathing problems, with that nose.
No one really likes this guy, they never really did in the first place even way back then. This guy is a slowly sinking ship. Name one decent movie he has done in the last few years. War of the worlds, MI3, last samurai,vanilla sky, these movies either totally sucked or were barely average at best. IMO they all blow even with some material that could have been made into a better movie if they had gone with a better, more capable actor - esp. the last samurai. He is not really talented in all truth and thinking back to his movies most of the ones that are at least good had someone else that truly carried them - eg. Rain Man. Lets be honest when u got guys with real talent (who can mold themselves into a role, instead of having to always find a role that molds to them, cause they have no real range) like Clooney, Pitt, even guys like Depp, why would u want Cruise. If I had a movie that fit Cruise I rather go with Smith, Will SMith, this guy is a mega money maker now. While I think he has much more range than Cruise (IMO not as much as the other three, yet)he is also not a disfunctional idiot or publicity hound.
people hate cruise because he's a scientologist. people make fun of scientology because its doctrine is wacky and ridiculous. newsflash: the doctrine of every religion is equally stupid and made-up. hubbard's doctrine was designed to show just how stupid religions really are. and the sci-fis are right about psychiatry too: it's its own religion and psychotropic drugs are a cop-out that 99% of 'patients' could do without. cruise is right but the mainstream press can't have him out telling the truth like that.
1. He plays the same part in every single movie. He's the male Julia Roberts. 2. There has to be more to the Paramount firing than meets the eye. He didn't kill anyone, drive drunk, or end up in rehab 17 times. Would acting a little (okay, a lot) crazy and stupid really get you fired? 3. The girl, Katie Holmes, doesn't speak EVER. That is weird.
If I had an employee who in the last 10 years had made me over a billion dollars from movies that were not even decent, as stated earlier. He could wipe his A.. on my table cloth and I wouldn't care.
Jesus people, Tom Cruise gets a cut of the grosses of all his movies. The fact is that Paramount can't afford to keep him. That combined with the fact that his crazy ass is turning people off his movies makes him a fiscal liability. MI:III made roughly 130 million so far, if Crazy gets 20% of that, it's 6.5 million on top of the salary they already paid him, and so far the movie hasn't even made back it's budget at the box office. He is a very expensive sinking stone. Paramount was right to write him off. ***DISCLAIMER*** all those numbers are hypothetical, and I'm really bad at math.
cruise is right but the mainstream press can't have him out telling the truth like that.
you want the truth? you can't handle the truth! True story - scientology distributes internet filtering software to its adult followers that tries to block all anti-scientology internet content (entheta):
"As you know, part of the Scientologist On-Line program (as in the legal agreement which you signed) includes Internet Filtering software that we have developed which blocks entheta email messages, if any were to be sent to you by the few 2.5% lingering on the Internet. We will periodically be providing updated versions of this filter program to ensure that your comm lines are protected. Thus, if you have already installed the filter software, you should do so again in order to utilize the most recent version. The big advantage of using this filter program is that it makes it possible for you to shred any entheta unsolicited messages - if they ever happen to be sent to you - without even having to look at them. While downloading your email messages, for instance, the filter detects incoming email messages that should be blocked and does so. If this occurs, it is necessary to use the other program, 'CleanMail' which will delete the offending email message(s) before you receive it from your Internet Service Provider."
I think a very weird, scary announcement will come from the Cruise camp soon. What would be the most sympathy-grabbing move that Tiny Tom could make? What would really freak people out and make them forget he was fired? SURI DIED!!! You read it here first, folks!
Tom's got control issues...and he's also fucking looney...that's why no one wants to make movies with him anymore unless they are insured for PR collateral damages...
Everyone's pretty much said what i wanted to say but I am going to say it anyway
Those photos are FRIGHTENING!!! The way he is holding her hand is FAKE. The way they are smiling as they get in the car is CREEPY. and then the next photo, wouldn't I LOVE to have a mic in that car to hear what he is saying to her
she looks like she is clenching her jaw and just taking it
i used to work with katie holmes. let's just say that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. she probably doesn't even know what's happening to her yet.
I can see Cruise now, wearing his tinfoil hat, sitting in the Scientology thunderdome - at this moment he is synchronizing his special XT35 L. Ron Hubbard issued Xenu lazer watch. Thank Xenu for Cruise, for at this moment he is preparing for the defense of our planet. Convinced that the Parmamount execs have been body snatched by alien visitors of the third kind, Tom alone possesses the knowledge, movie skills and magic high lift shoes to save us. "Save me Tom Cruise! Save me with your withcraft!"
Dear Tom, Let's go drinkin' together. My thoughts are greater and more bold than your thoughts! I challenge you to withstand my Jesus powers over shots of vodka. I'm sure that I can penetrate your in vivio bio force field even though you are a "Space Commander 6" in the Immortal Ranks of the Scientology Command and Control Brigade. Love, Mel
it's going to be really excellent when tom finally goes completely and totally insane and has to be treated with all kinds of psyciatric drugs so that he won't machine-gun a kindergarten playground.
Lawyer 1: Ladies and gentleman of the jury! Who do you find more attractive, Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise? Judge: What is the point of all this? Lawyer 1: Your Honor I am so confident in Marge Simpson's guilt that I am willing to waste the jury's time with ratings of the superhunks!
Well with all the jokes going around about baby Suri, one thing that is true is that the first person that gets an actual photo will have a huge payday. I work in an industry where a client mentioned how much his firm would be willing to pay for a picture of Suri. More that I make in a few years. journeyman38@safe-mail.net
Tom, you are a f'n lunatic. I smell your stink right through the movie screen. I am telling everyone I know to stay away from your films because I think you are a mean spirited nutjob.
Anon 2:57...what a delicious day it will be as you predict when Cruise goes crazy, they stick the straight jacket on him and then give hims 6000 cc of some anti-psychotic drug.... oh the joy, oh glory day!
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After taking a look at the Viacom/CBS split of 2005, i get the feeling they may not be able to renew his contract.
That and the fact that he's a fucking nutjob.
By sam991, on 4:37 PM
Baaaaaaahahah...What a fucking douche: She's taller than him. Clown.
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
There's no way that BatShitCrazy.inc instigated this separation. Paramount is obviously paying attention to public opinion.
By What ho!, on 4:45 PM
Hahaahaa. Been waiting for this moment. Maybe he'll move toward TV in a sitcom. Then a reality show . And finally Gay porn.
I love the shot of him laughing getting off the couch. Looks like he's letting out a fart.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
what's that chef doing in the picture....
By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
he's a troll! a nutty troll!!
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
i love those those horrible smiles they have plastered on their faces in #3. who the hell smiles like that getting into a car? definitely out of their tiny little minds.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Finally!! Now, what inquiring minds want to know is when will he go away?? This gay 'poser', his beard-for-hire and his make believe baby need to disappear. (I must say Katie looks awful in pic #1-she should run for her life, if it's possible to escape the posse.)
Too many people know he is a complete nutcase and will never watch him in anything again. He is fun to read about on blogs, though. As he crashes and burns. Goodbye Tommy, you are insane!! Gotta love karma, baby ~ What goes around, comes around. I am enjoying watching you get yours. A long time coming.
By BrynMawrgirl, on 5:20 PM
Ummm hang on, IS that her? WTF? If it's the Xenu-mate, then perhaps the overdosing of Valium and Kool Aid (to keep her zonked out enough that she doesn't realise WTF she's been doing for the past twelve months) is now actually changing her face! Or is the slackjawed stunned look now in?
By Smartie, on 5:25 PM
Katie looks like she's in a mind numbing coma so that she'll follow Tom around.
By Edweirdo, on 5:26 PM
Chef - "Please miss, just take the drink, otherwise he's going to sacrifice me to Xenu!"
BTW - it's good to see that Mercedes comes with child booster seats for the drivers too, now.
By Smartie, on 5:37 PM
Message to Katie:
Wake up, Katie! Wake Up! He's not the teen heartthrob you remember growing up and staring at that Top Gun poster on the wall.
The Fairy tale is over. You're gonna wake up one day, turn over and realize you're married to a crazy hobbit!
Cut him loose like Paramount! Take the money and run!
By Anonymous, on 5:49 PM
Is that a wedding ring perched on her finger?
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
It's not Tom's baby. It was John Travolta with a turkey baster.
By LazloKovacs, on 5:57 PM
Hallelujah. After Tom caused the Big Bomb known as MI:3, losing a lot of employees their jobs, I've been waiting for Paramount to tell him to get his ass out.
It's funny how Mr. Perfect trots out the old "I wasn't fired, I quit!" line. Like we'd believe him. Next he'll probably announce that Suri has tragically died, just to garner sympathy.
All hail Sumner, servant of Xenu!
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
5:56, no it's a tracking device.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Love their matching jackets. And where were those pics taken? LA? If so, why is Katie...I mean Kate wearing a turtleneck in August?!?
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
You can almost smell the fear in Kate's eyes in the first photo; it's as if she were screaming silently:
"Help me, please! Call Interpol, the Marines, ANYTHING to get me away from this joker!"
By Sora, on 7:37 PM
the big problem is that she's still so fat, and she started out a little chubby before all this. glazed eyes in a fat slack face...not good
By Anonymous, on 7:38 PM
oh my god, she looks so lost and terrified in the 1st one. people always say that when talking about pics of her and i always just think they are reading into it and being ridiculous. but geez, this one... it is sad.
and i stopped feeling sorry for her looong ago.
the last one looks like he is scolding her. her cheekbones are amazing.
and, how does she get so much volume in her hair. i love it.
and yeah, the publicist is an idiot. who is going to believe that shit? who wants tom cruise anymore?
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
nice pic. tom really shouldn't eat mexican food after getting cornholed.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
GOD. KATIE looks FABULOUS.
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
I'm sure Paramount has 'the goods to spill' on any of Tom's skeleton in the closet silliness and Tom will rage a bit but peacefully go his way if he is smart.
By d mumsie, on 7:59 PM
It cracks me up how stilted he still is playing Mr. Hetero Boyfriend even though he's had over a year to practice -- just look at the way he's holding her hand! Who does that? It looks like he's trying super hard to appear princely and gallant, when in fact, it just looks desperate and phony. He's always forcing her towards him -- either using one of his awkward clutch-kisses or trotting her out like a show pony in a white-knuckled showing of posed affection.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
It's Tom's own fault. Sumner was very clear: no eye contact, no speaking, and - most important - absolutely no pulling off. It's not like Tom would have breathing problems, with that nose.
By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM
Whatever remarks Mr. Redstone would make about Tom Cruise personally or as an actor have no bearing on what this business issue is.
umm... tom's personal life does possibly affect business. every actor and actress is affected by this, not just his egotistical ass
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
the big problem is that she's still so fat
katie holmes, fat????!!!! you're retarded man
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
the big problem is that she's still so fat...
...when Tom tells her to haul ass to the car, she has to make 2 trips
By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM
the big problem is that she's still so fat...
...she went to the premiere of Mission Impossible III and sat next to everyone
By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
she's been Stepford-ized!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:35 PM
the big problem is that she's still so fat...
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs!
By joejoe, on 10:45 PM
the big problem is that she's still so fat...
I ceased yelling 'Kool-Aid' indoors because I grew tired of her jumping through my walls!
By joejoe, on 10:47 PM
When the hell is someone going to haul that crazy mofo away? Does he have another movie coming out that the TomKat machine is churning again?
Oh wait.
He got fired.
*snicker*
By The_Chef, on 11:56 PM
No one really likes this guy, they never really did in the first place even way back then. This guy is a slowly sinking ship. Name one decent movie he has done in the last few years. War of the worlds, MI3, last samurai,vanilla sky, these movies either totally sucked or were barely average at best. IMO they all blow even with some material that could have been made into a better movie if they had gone with a better, more capable actor - esp. the last samurai.
He is not really talented in all truth and thinking back to his movies most of the ones that are at least good had someone else that truly carried them - eg. Rain Man. Lets be honest when u got guys with real talent (who can mold themselves into a role, instead of having to always find a role that molds to them, cause they have no real range) like Clooney, Pitt, even guys like Depp, why would u want Cruise. If I had a movie that fit Cruise I rather go with Smith, Will SMith, this guy is a mega money maker now. While I think he has much more range than Cruise (IMO not as much as the other three, yet)he is also not a disfunctional idiot or publicity hound.
By Anonymous, on 1:32 AM
This is the happiest day of my life.
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
people hate cruise because he's a scientologist. people make fun of scientology because its doctrine is wacky and ridiculous. newsflash: the doctrine of every religion is equally stupid and made-up. hubbard's doctrine was designed to show just how stupid religions really are. and the sci-fis are right about psychiatry too: it's its own religion and psychotropic drugs are a cop-out that 99% of 'patients' could do without. cruise is right but the mainstream press can't have him out telling the truth like that.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
anon 7:44 I agree - Katie's (er, Kate's) hair is shiny, gorgeous and huge! I covet it.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM
1. He plays the same part in every single movie. He's the male Julia Roberts.
2. There has to be more to the Paramount firing than meets the eye. He didn't kill anyone, drive drunk, or end up in rehab 17 times. Would acting a little (okay, a lot) crazy and stupid really get you fired?
3. The girl, Katie Holmes, doesn't speak EVER. That is weird.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
If I had an employee who in the last 10 years had made me over a billion dollars from movies that were not even decent, as stated earlier. He could wipe his A.. on my table cloth and I wouldn't care.
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
and the sci-fis are right about psychiatry too: it's its own religion and psychotropic drugs are a cop-out that 99% of 'patients' could do without.
psychiatry is a science, not a religion
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
Jesus people, Tom Cruise gets a cut of the grosses of all his movies. The fact is that Paramount can't afford to keep him. That combined with the fact that his crazy ass is turning people off his movies makes him a fiscal liability. MI:III made roughly 130 million so far, if Crazy gets 20% of that, it's 6.5 million on top of the salary they already paid him, and so far the movie hasn't even made back it's budget at the box office. He is a very expensive sinking stone. Paramount was right to write him off. ***DISCLAIMER*** all those numbers are hypothetical, and I'm really bad at math.
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
You're right you are bad at math. But admitting it is the first step.
By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
One of their biggest ASSETS is walking out the door? They need to leave the "ETS" off of that word!
By Piquebu, on 9:22 AM
the way he holds her hand is creepy!
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
if it is all about the numbers, then why didn't they say that in the press release hmm?
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
cruise is right but the mainstream press can't have him out telling the truth like that.
Do we have a Scientologist in our midst? Get him up against the wall!
By sam991, on 11:56 AM
cruise is right but the mainstream press can't have him out telling the truth like that.
you want the truth? you can't handle the truth! True story - scientology distributes internet filtering software to its adult followers that tries to block all anti-scientology internet content (entheta):
"As you know, part of the Scientologist On-Line program (as in the legal agreement which you signed) includes Internet Filtering software that we have developed which blocks entheta email messages, if any were to be sent to you by the few 2.5% lingering on the Internet. We will periodically be providing updated versions of this filter program to ensure that your comm lines are protected. Thus, if you have already installed the filter software, you should do so again in order to utilize the most recent version. The big advantage of using this filter program is that it makes it possible for you to shred any entheta unsolicited messages - if they ever happen to be sent to you - without even having to look at them. While downloading your email messages, for instance, the filter detects incoming email messages that should be blocked and does so. If this occurs, it is necessary to use the other program, 'CleanMail' which will delete the offending email message(s) before you receive it from your Internet Service Provider."
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
I think a very weird, scary announcement will come from the Cruise camp soon. What would be the most sympathy-grabbing move that Tiny Tom could make? What would really freak people out and make them forget he was fired? SURI DIED!!! You read it here first, folks!
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
"Tom, what would you do if Shaquille O'Neil were sitting on this couch?"
By Anonymous, on 2:15 PM
Tom's got control issues...and he's also fucking looney...that's why no one wants to make movies with him anymore unless they are insured for PR collateral damages...
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
Everyone's pretty much said what i wanted to say but I am going to say it anyway
Those photos are FRIGHTENING!!! The way he is holding her hand is FAKE. The way they are smiling as they get in the car is CREEPY. and then the next photo, wouldn't I LOVE to have a mic in that car to hear what he is saying to her
she looks like she is clenching her jaw and just taking it
ughhhhhhhhhh
THOSE PHOTOS ARE FRIGHTENING
SAVE JOEY POTTER!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Why is her hair ALWAYS in her face?? Does she not have money to get her bangs cut???
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
i used to work with katie holmes. let's just say that she's not the sharpest tool in the shed. she probably doesn't even know what's happening to her yet.
By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
I feel sad for her. Please come back to Ohio Katie.
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
It's 6:25, a Scientologist! Out with the guns and the earplugs, and the T-shirts saying "Hail Xenu!"
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
She looks like she wants to die. Maybe he beats her? That'd make for some good press...
By albbie, on 7:19 PM
Katie looks like she's going through postpartum depression.
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
she's still trying to figure out why there's a picture of Clay Aikens taped to the headboard of their bed
By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
I can see Cruise now, wearing his tinfoil hat, sitting in the Scientology thunderdome - at this moment he is synchronizing his special XT35 L. Ron Hubbard issued Xenu lazer watch. Thank Xenu for Cruise, for at this moment he is preparing for the defense of our planet. Convinced that the Parmamount execs have been body snatched by alien visitors of the third kind, Tom alone possesses the knowledge, movie skills and magic high lift shoes to save us. "Save me Tom Cruise! Save me with your withcraft!"
By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM
Dear Tom,
Let's go drinkin' together. My thoughts are greater and more bold than your thoughts! I challenge you to withstand my Jesus powers over shots of vodka. I'm sure that I can penetrate your in vivio bio force field even though you are a "Space Commander 6" in the Immortal Ranks of the Scientology Command and Control Brigade.
Love,
Mel
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
7:19, I wouldn't be surprised, really. I can't think of any other kind of woman who would wear long sleeves and pants in AUGUST. In CALIFORNIA.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 AM
you go anon 6:25, right to the asylum...
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
it's going to be really excellent when tom finally goes completely and totally insane and has to be treated with all kinds of psyciatric drugs so that he won't machine-gun a kindergarten playground.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
[The Simpsons]
Lawyer 1: Ladies and gentleman of the jury! Who do you find more attractive, Mel Gibson or Tom Cruise?
Judge: What is the point of all this?
Lawyer 1: Your Honor I am so confident in Marge Simpson's guilt that I am willing to waste the jury's time with ratings of the superhunks!
Huh. I guess things change, eh?
By sam991, on 4:10 PM
In my opinion, Tom Cruise deserves every bad thing that happens to him. Heck, even if he doesn't deserve them, I'm glad that they still happen.
Here's my post on this issue...
http://myboringbest.blogspot.com/2006/08/hitting-tom-cruise-where-it-counts.html
Later.
Jim
By My Boring Best, on 4:45 PM
Well with all the jokes going around about baby Suri, one thing that is true is that the first person that gets an actual photo will have a huge payday. I work in an industry where a client mentioned how much his firm would be willing to pay for a picture of Suri. More that I make in a few years. journeyman38@safe-mail.net
By journeyman, on 6:27 PM
Tom, you are a f'n lunatic. I smell your stink right through the movie screen. I am telling everyone I know to stay away from your films because I think you are a mean spirited nutjob.
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
I do believe that is a wig that Katie is wearing. And it is too big for her.
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
Ya, why is she wearing a wig?
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Katie's not wearing a wig, Tom's wearing a beard
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
Anon 2:57...what a delicious day it will be as you predict when Cruise goes crazy, they stick the straight jacket on him and then give hims 6000 cc of some anti-psychotic drug.... oh the joy, oh glory day!
By Anonymous, on 4:39 PM
lol
By Anonymous, on 5:59 PM
So Tom when IS the mothership comming? ............not soon enough if you ask me.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
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